"Joe the Plumber is a plant"
Get this. Years ago, Joe the Plumber bought a home in a Toledo suburb with secret instructions from Karl Rove. He was to be a sleeper agent who was to remain silent until the day Barack Obama cruised into his neighborhood. Then Joe the Plumber was to fool Obama into declaring that we must spread the wealth around. That is the basic premise of this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Joe the Plumber is a plant." So put on your tinfoil hats and watch the DUmmies spin bizarre Joe the Plumber conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Karl Rove caused his van's water pump to break down one very depressing day just outside of Toledo, is in the [brackets]:
Joe the Plumber is a plant
[A plant is growing inside your empty skull.]
Related to Charles Keating. Not licensed as a plumber in Ohio nor is he registered to vote in Ohio. All indications say "yes".
[Not registered to vote? Wrong. Back to square one.]
When did he move there? Any records?
[10 minutes before Barack showed up.]
latest in a series of stunts from McFailed
[Obama telegraphs the GOP about where he plans to make surprise appearances.]
No, he would have had to know Obama would be there to be a plant...and no one knew Obama was going there. He just thought he'd be a big shot and trap Obama. Now he will be dissected by the media. That'll teach him to keep his stupid yap shut.
[Never dare to question The One.]
I bet there are moles in the Obama campaign, don't be surprised by the power of the FAUX
[The spies are EVERYWHERE!!!]
How did he end up getting the opportunity to talk with Obama --
how did that come about? That would tell us if he really was a plant or not.
[How did he end up talking to Obama? By living on that block.]
Last Wednesday we had a "walk the neighborhood" with our local Dem cong candidate we had 20 door knockers go ahead and do a brief preliminary session to weed out any trouble makers. It went very smoothly and the Obama campaign would have benefited from that.
[Weed out anyone who dares question the fallibility of The One.]
considering he may be related to Keating, and has a relative in Wasilla, I'd say it's plausible.
[Does he have a second cousin named Karl?]
do the repubs have sleepers on every street in Ohio?
[But of course.]