Friday, October 17, 2008

"Joe the Plumber is a plant"

Get this. Years ago, Joe the Plumber bought a home in a Toledo suburb with secret instructions from Karl Rove. He was to be a sleeper agent who was to remain silent until the day Barack Obama cruised into his neighborhood. Then Joe the Plumber was to fool Obama into declaring that we must spread the wealth around. That is the basic premise of this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Joe the Plumber is a plant." So put on your tinfoil hats and watch the DUmmies spin bizarre Joe the Plumber conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Karl Rove caused his van's water pump to break down one very depressing day just outside of Toledo, is in the [brackets]:

Joe the Plumber is a plant

[A plant is growing inside your empty skull.]

Related to Charles Keating. Not licensed as a plumber in Ohio nor is he registered to vote in Ohio. All indications say "yes".

[Not registered to vote? Wrong. Back to square one.]

When did he move there? Any records?

[10 minutes before Barack showed up.]

latest in a series of stunts from McFailed

[Obama telegraphs the GOP about where he plans to make surprise appearances.]

No, he would have had to know Obama would be there to be a plant...and no one knew Obama was going there. He just thought he'd be a big shot and trap Obama. Now he will be dissected by the media. That'll teach him to keep his stupid yap shut.

[Never dare to question The One.]

I bet there are moles in the Obama campaign, don't be surprised by the power of the FAUX

[The spies are EVERYWHERE!!!]

How did he end up getting the opportunity to talk with Obama --
how did that come about? That would tell us if he really was a plant or not.

[How did he end up talking to Obama? By living on that block.]

Last Wednesday we had a "walk the neighborhood" with our local Dem cong candidate we had 20 door knockers go ahead and do a brief preliminary session to weed out any trouble makers. It went very smoothly and the Obama campaign would have benefited from that.

[Weed out anyone who dares question the fallibility of The One.]

considering he may be related to Keating, and has a relative in Wasilla, I'd say it's plausible.

[Does he have a second cousin named Karl?]

do the repubs have sleepers on every street in Ohio?

[But of course.]

72 Comments:

Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Beyond stupid, beyond parody, beyond common decency. The Daley mob machine, lefty bloggers and the MSM are going to destroy poor Joe for the crime of causing Jughead to make a candid admission.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Obamacrimes.com and see what attorney Phil Berg has filed in court. It makes more sense to pay attention to the important stuff and stop worrying about Joe the Plumber or whatever. He's entitled to his opinion. Let find out if Obama should be running in the first place.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

All these questions about Joe the Plumber, and not a single one about Obama's answer to Joe that reveals Obama to be a Socialist.

Look for more of this should The One win the White House.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

The Obastapo wants to discourage others from questioning Komrade Messiah.
I bought a dozen plungers today, and went around town an stuck them along side Obama signs at intersections and roundabouts. Show Joe some solidarity!!!

If Obama wins will we have to celebrate Xmas on his birthday??

If so will I have to give 40% of my Obmas presents to people who didn't get as many as me??

11:19 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Anon 7:22, we all need to worry about what's happening to Joe the Plumber. That could be any of us. It is some of the "important" stuff. At this point in time, all things Obama are important.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

BURN THE HERETIC! HE HAS DENIED THE GODHOOD OF THE ONE!

Jeeze. Frickin' Democrats. At least they don't seem to understand how well this whole thing illustrates their utter vileness for the eyes of the Unconverted, which is a good thing.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How did he end up getting the opportunity to talk with Obama --
how did that come about? That would tell us if he really was a plant or not."


Really? I think whoever posted this question is GOP plant. You can't really be that stoooopid.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe appears to be Fauna rather than Flora. So, no, not a plant.

Sorry folks, couldn't help myself.

Skul

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trog must still be asleep. Guess it's not noon yet on his planet.

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This really is rich.
A fake plumber, who hasn't anywhere near the income to buy a business, who WOULD in fact see a tax cut.... from Obama, the subject of a fake controversy, is now the subject of your fake dialog (gotta love a blog that asks for comments on a fake dialog....kind of a form of masturbatory outrage).
I'd agree with Frank Rich, who said "Conservatives have already moved past denial to anger on the Kubler-Ross scale of grief"....except all you paste eaters know is rage and anger.

All rage, all the time...nothing here about why to support McFlame, nothing from the other Repubs....its all about destroy Obama.....you guys are great poster children for your cause.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, the AIG executives with their post-bail out $86,000 junket to Britain for a quail hunt, are McCain's real constituency and the real beneficiaries of a McFlame win.
Joe, along with the rest of you knuckle draggers will get your $100 stimulus package. But hey....it's all good cause we will be safe from socialism.

9:35 AM  
Blogger Ken Adams said...

anon 9:20

You don't need a license to work residential in Ohio. But then again, coming from the DK Crew, we know you don't do research before you open your mouths and embarrass yourselves. BTW, in case you hadn't heard, he's also registered to vote (DK, strike 2), and finally, you might also have learned recently that Trig is in fact the son of Sarah Palin, not her grandson in a secret plot.

Oh, on a positive note, Joe the Plumber actually did something the "media" could/would not do. Got Obama to admit he plans to re-distribute wealth. And that, my foaming-at-the-mouth friend, is why you and the other moonbats are freaking out. Can't be havin' no plumber question the Obamessiah, can we?

Who is John Galt? You'll be seeing a lot more of that phrase over the next four years.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ken Adams..."You don't need a license to work residential in Ohio"

Whoop de do.....I concede, the election is yours...I am soooo embarrassed.

I see you chose not to comment on Joe actually buying a plumbing co. with a $280K profit - Not (we will leave aside this quintessential Americans NON payment of taxes) Hows about him paying more taxes....wrong. Oh but on to what's really important here....

The entire election hinges upon Trig Palin's maternity.....a true game changer.....keep thumpin these key issues Ken we Dems need this kind of sharp strategic thinking.

And you are so right it is one big socialist plot...secrets out now. Dam we told Obama not to confide in a plumber on the rope line. Shoot so much for our secret strategy for world domination.

You will certainly be hurt when the top 2% in the country loose their windfall tax breaks while the Joe Plumbers take home more cash....thats our secret dastardly correction to the biggest wealth gap in this country since the 1930's. Run for the hills cretins.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually......I've had a change of heart.

Where do I sign up for the Republican cause?

The idea of keeping wealth out of this groups hands suddenly makes all kinds of sense.

Sheesh....Now I understand Supplie Side Econ.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Anon, someone actually bailed you out of jail?

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've had a change of heart, where do I sign up to quit working and just get my government cheese? Now I understand Das Kapital. Take from the producers, give to the non-producers. It's only fair. It's only Jusice. What happens when the producers stop producing? Worked out well in Animal Farm. One question, will I be forced to lower my hygiene standards and hang out in my parent's basement smoking pot all day if I buy into the Obammessiah tax and redistribute plan? Do I have to get a logon at DUmmieland?

I guess Joe should have stuck to his guns and religion. That'll teach the peasants not to question the Enlightened One.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"The entire election hinges upon Trig Palin's maternity.....a true game changer....."
You lib psychos were the ones slinging around those brainless claims about Trig's maternity.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's dig into Joe the Plumber's tax returns...oh wait, Obama accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars in speaking fees while an Illinois State Senator...illegal according to Illinois State law.

Change We Can Believe In!!

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon- "Worked out well in Animal Farm".
You should actually read it sometime. Where does it describe a tax system with mammoth rewards for 2% while penalizing everyone else....anyone in this elite squad getting much trickle down....keep reading Anon.

Adam....oh yeah and your mother wears....sheesh the high level of the discourse here! Just because you have an imbecile running for VP, doesn't mean you have to imitate her...sure you betcha Adam.

Were the lib Psychos you refer to the same ones claiming McCain fathered a black child out of wedlock....Oh yeah forgot.... that came directly from people now working for McCain....You guys love to eat your own.

Who wants to start off the Colin Powell bashing? Or start the racial portion of tonights program?

9:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Trog must still be asleep. Guess it's not noon yet on his planet." anon

Fuck you. What else can I say?

10:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"If Obama wins will we have to celebrate Xmas on his birthday?? skully

"Anon 7:22, we all need to worry about what's happening to Joe the Plumber. That could be any of us. It is some of the "important" stuff. At this point in time, all things Obama are important." susie's so afraid

"You don't need a license to work residential in Ohio. But then again, coming from the DK Crew, we know you don't do research before you open your mouths and embarrass yourselves." stupid fucking ken adams

Research. Right. You guys are real good at that.

Keep up the good work, you worshipers of the Almighty Parsnip. You're turning over rock after rock about how Joe the Plumber is an exquisite example of the persecuted wingnut. He's now a become a metaphor for how all of Wingnuttia will be treated when That One, Obama, takes power.

Don't let the fact that you sound friggin stupid/crazy stand in the way. The Mighty Parsnip will show you the path of the All Knowing Root Crop and I'm sure you'll all be fine.

Joe the Plumber. What the fuck does he have to do with the price of tea in China? I'll help you out...nothing. Joe the Plumber has to do with nothing. He's a Rorschock test. You all failed.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say Trog must be scared.. you really think that "spread the wealth" doesn't come across as taking from the rich and giving to the poor?


Sounds like ROBIN HOOD IS CALLING!!

12:27 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"spread the wealth" anon

Ooo. Another talking point that sounds so so scary. Spread the wealth.

OK. No one gets credit. No one gets insurance. No one gets a car unless they can pay cash. Only the people making money can spend money. Got that? Everyone else, fuck you.

That'll work. You're a friggin moron, anon. You must feel confident about your hidden compound in east Texas somewhere. That, or you're an idiot.

2:38 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Laid off from Mickey-D's, Trogsie, or just trying to run your own blog on the cheap from PJ's Comments section?

6:16 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

It isn't about spreading the wealth: it's about over-stressing systems.

Using the Cloward-Piven strategy;

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/printgroupProfile.asp?grpid=6967

Inspired by Saul Alinsky and his acolytes from the SDS and Weather Underground Organization.

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/printindividualProfile.asp?indid=2314

Funded by George Soros, Peter B. Lewis, Rob Glasser, Rob McKay and other super-rich Leftists.

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/guides/CSPC_ShadowParty_ProofOnly5%5B3%5D.pdf

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"who hasn't anywhere near the income to buy a business, who WOULD in fact see a tax cut.... from Obama"-anon 9:20am

You're right. If he doesn't have the income now he'll NEVER get it considering our caste system. I hope he isn't stupid enough to have goals and the willingness to work for them. How could he possibly benefit from Medicaid and Food Stamps if he decides he wants to be successful?

10:32 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Time to move on, poor Joe has been eviscerated by the media and left wing bloggers and tossed aside. In the coming Obama administration he'll be targeted with relentless tax audits and harassed by the local Democrat machine.

Meanwhile t-man, celebrating the coming victory, has become thoroughly obnoxious---sneering, cursing and name calling. If he were in a barroom, someone would deck him.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"Meanwhile t-man, celebrating the coming victory, has become thoroughly obnoxious---sneering, cursing and name calling."

Meh, he acts the same way when he thinks he's losing, what's the diff?

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"No one gets credit. No one gets insurance. No one gets a car unless they can pay cash."

Congratulations! You just summed up the Obama/Liberal platform, and very eloquently at that.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Research. Right. You guys are real good at that.

DK taught us that Joe is not a registered voter, not licensed as a plumber, and Sarah Palin is a member of the Alaska Independence Party and the infant is her daughter's.

There are three well researched "facts" right off the top of my head. Nice research, idiot. Oh, but I'm sure you'll tell us you in fact are an astronaut, have 5 Ph.D's, and invented the internet next. Weirdo.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon- "Worked out well in Animal Farm".
You should actually read it sometime. Where does it describe a tax system with mammoth rewards for 2% while penalizing everyone else....anyone in this elite squad getting much trickle down....keep reading Anon.
try reading the book instead of watching the movie. or you can go through life pretending the voices in your head are correct. Tell me what happened to the "From Each According to His Ability" (producers) in Animal farm, in favor of "to those according to his need"? (Obama supporters). Hopefully an Obama administration won't ban Animal Farm.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Tman, I have just about had it with you. You come here spouting your leftist crap; taunting us about the "future" president Obama; calling us the most filthy names. You've been whining forever about how your rights have been abridged these long 8 years under President Bush. But, it's amazing that you have been able to come on here with your filty bile, but apparently you're safe and sound. Been to a reeducation camp lately? Let me tell you what's coming if we get a president obama and a veto-proof congress. You think you'll be safe because you've been a good little Nazi by towing the party line? Do you think you'll be special to them because you've been a "useful idiot" for them? Think again. If you were to ever have a thought of your own; if you were ever to stray from the group think, watch out, buddy. They'll be free to come for you and you won't be able to do anything about it. They'll be able to take your house (oops, they can already do that thanks to the leftists on the Supreme Court. My bad.). They'll be able to take your money and all that you own. (They already have your soul). And don't come running to us for help, we'll just laugh in your face. So, be afraid, tman, be very afraid of what you wish for.

Sorry, folks, for the long rant. I just could not suffer this fool any longer.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

With so many "anonymous" postings it'd becoming difficult to determine who's inslulting who.

But everyone seems to be upset about Old Joe, who had the temerity to ask BHO a question and get an honest answer.

The answer is the problem, not the question or the questioner. I'm not aware that someone's First Amendment rights were dependent on a plumber's license or voter's registration.

In an TV inerview this past weekend, poor clueless Joe reported that, a one time, there were 21 reporters camped outside his house. This is 21 more than number of reporters camped outside Bill Ayers' and Joe Rezko's houses. Apparently many reporters had to be pulled off of dumpster diving duty in Wasilla to counter this latest threat to the Obama campaign.

I'm sure by now the Obama people have taken steps to avoid further spontaneous outbreaks by the likes Joe the Peasant. BHO may vow to speak to
Ahmadinejad without pre-conditions but, in the future, people like Joe and his fellow toilet bowl plutocrats will get careful vetting.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Tman, I have just about had it with you. You come here spouting your leftist crap; taunting us about the "future" president Obama; calling us the most filthy names." susie

Oh? Am I about to be banished to mommy's basement? I can't wait.

Tell me what's crap, you stupid shit. I've been banished to mommy's basement countless times. That's your psychotic meme, susie. It's never made sense. And now you're bombing my ass for being "filthy". You're friggin nuts.

If you'd like to argue issues instead of your dumbshit Freudian fantasy, fine. I don't think you can.

Want to put my diapers on now? I'm in the basement.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Sorry, folks, for the long rant. I just could not suffer this fool any longer." susie

God. Look in the mirror, susie. Perfect picture of the "fool" you're referring to.

I'd suggest an eyebrow accent. Earth tones.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Laid off from Mickey-D's, Trogsie, or just trying to run your own blog on the cheap from PJ's Comments section?" dumbass speculating.

Sure! You wouldn't believe the money I'm making off my blog making fun of you stupid, stupid mother fuckers. I'm rakin' it in! Keep it up. AT&T called me yesterday and mentioned your name, dumbass. They offered to pay me to provoke you into living up to your name. They thought it high entertainment. You game?

You people define stupid.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

This is for you, mr galt.

Our leaders just signed off on a trillion dollar buy-out. Who, by chance, caused this to happen?

Over the last 14 years, Democrats have controlled Congress for a little over 20 months. Six out of the last 8 years, RepubliDUms have controlled all aspects of government. Everything, from the FDA to FEMA, EPA and the DOJ has been astounding failures. Endlessly corrupted. Do you actually think people don't get this?

The only administration over the last 4 administrations to produce a surplus was the tax and spend liberal Clinton.

Never the less, the banks are becoming socialized. That's your fault. You lemmings have succeeded at socializing our financial institutions and now are trying to make it the scary Islamic terrorist Dems to blame. It's soooo fucking old.

Here's the reality. You did it. You're the fucking Marxist assholes. Got that?

1:16 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Yeah, we're nuts, and you fantasize about living in a cave. You need to put the pipe down and wake up to reality, bub. I knew I'd draw a filthy rant from you. I know you like the back of my hand. Yeah, you're brilliant and we're always stupid.....yeah, right. Go back in your so called cave, tman.

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully an Obama administration won't ban Animal Farm.
Oh I seem to have hurt a fellow Anon's feelings...I will have trouble sleeping tonight.

I love this newest "Run for the hills children....he's a Socialist..." program (Learnt to Anon via Animal Farm). Just what the fck do you think your sterling Bush Admin just did....nationalized the banks in one of the most socialistic moves in the history of this country. Your administration - whack jobs....you own it....so look in the mirror next time you want to find the nearest socialist.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"You people define stupid." - T-Man

Yes, and our definition for it is "Troglaman." "Democrat" and "Liberal" are listed under it in our thesaurus, though.

If you think your childish ravings here provoke me, you are an even bigger fool than your own posts make you out to be. That just vastly overestimates the care level anyone here has for your ridiculous opinions. At best you are a silly court jester, japing, prancing and posturing for the amusement of your betters. Mostly of late, unfortuanately, your act has descended into the merely annoying. But provoking? Hardly.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just what the fck do you think your sterling Bush Admin just did....nationalized the banks in one of the most socialistic moves in the history of this country."-anon 7:41am

Hm. Well now this is confusing. Are you now saying that you dislike socialistic practices or that you finally approve of something President Bush has done. Because conservatives have never said that we're flawless and despite your ravings to the contrary we do bash "our own" when they have it coming.

Now if you do approve of what Bush has done for once then that's fine but at least admit it. On the other hand if you don't approve of socialism then don't pretend it's a straw man when evidence has been clearly and repeatedly presented, by Obama himself.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

"... You're the fucking Marxist assholes. ..." -t-man

You're confusing the victims of the altruistic impulses the philosophers and religious leaders have brainwashed "conservatives" and "liberals" with over the last 70 or 100 years with the hard-core Leftist revolutionaries working to bring about "CHANGE" by over-stressing systems. The Left agenda is to bring about exactly the chaos we are witnessing in order to bring about the populist revolution Marx and Lenin dreamed of.

There are still some true Capitalists around, t-man. More will be going on strike soon... stay tuned.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"Fuck you. What else can I say?" Trog.

Well, maybe something intelligent, respectful, and polite. I know making a post which fits any of those posts would take a lot of effort on your part (As would making a post which doesn't contain any obscenities), but I think you can do it.
"Adam....oh yeah and your mother wears....sheesh the high level of the discourse here! Just because you have an imbecile running for VP, doesn't mean you have to imitate her...sure you betcha Adam." Anon.
1. I was merely pointing out how ridiculous it was for you to claim that conservatives were obsessing over the maternity of Trig Palin, when in fact even just a cursory examination of the liberal blogosphere shows that the libs are the ones who started the rumor, and are obsessed with spreading it as much as possible. In fact, on another DU thread, a DUer stated that even if the Trig paternity rumor was false (Which, of course, it was), they should still keep repeating it and repeating it knowing fully well that it was a lie, as a way of discrediting Palin and thus hurting McCain's chances in the election.
2. You are a hypocrite, as your own debating tactic seems to be relying on the Trog strategy of slinging insults without actually debating on any issues.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"I know making a post which fits any of those posts..."
Oops, my bad. I meant to say "A post which fits any of these requirements."

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Adam

"...keep repeating it and repeating it knowing fully well that it was a lie, as a way of discrediting Palin and thus hurting McCain's chances in the election".

You a Repub want to lecture me about the Big Lie....you guys invented it....Ayers, McCain's black child...I could go on and on.

"2. You are a hypocrite, as your own debating tactic seems to be relying on the Trog strategy of slinging insults without actually debating on any issues."

Oh ouch. I am simply responding to the high level of discourse found in this fine example of bottom dweller blogdom .

Fess up Adam we start using multiple syllables and there goes your readership as well as most of the Repub party. Dumb and proud of it, sure you betcha.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

anon 2:03PM

Dumb and pround of it, sure you betcha.

That's no way to characterize yourself anon, even if it's true. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, even though you're a self-made man.

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a clever zinger El man ....I am humbled by your rapier wit and near command of syntax.

Off day?

I expected better.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Anon 8:02PM

I expected better.

You're not worth better.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I'd suggest an eyebrow accent. Earth tones." Me, Troglaman

"I knew I'd draw a filthy rant from you." (she secretly loves the Troglaman) susie

I'm as filthy as you want me to be, susie. It's beyond my control. Leather or latex. It's up to you.

(There's a little more filthy)

11:27 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Well, maybe something intelligent, respectful, and polite. I know making a post which fits any of those posts would take a lot of effort on your part (As would making a post which doesn't contain any obscenities), but I think you can do it." (though it saddens me to say so) adam (father of us all)

"1. I was merely pointing out how ridiculous it was for you to claim that conservatives were obsessing over the maternity of Trig Palin, when in fact even just a cursory examination of the liberal blogosphere shows that the libs are the ones who started the rumor, and are obsessed with spreading it as much as possible." Sorry. adam again.

I haven't said a thing about Trig Palin. Not one thing. So if you're talking about me, the proud and mighty Troglaman, you're full of shit.

Your delusions are enlightening and instructive, adam. I would respectfully suggest that you keep posting them. Rock on, bro.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The Left agenda is to bring about exactly the chaos we are witnessing in order to bring about the populist revolution Marx and Lenin dreamed of." galt

"There are still some true Capitalists around, t-man. More will be going on strike soon... stay tuned." galt

Well now. Are you suggesting the Left has conspired and orchestrated the utter failure of the Right's agenda? The goal: "To bring about the populist revolution Marx and Lenin dreamed of."

Just the fact that you can dream this shit up makes you interesting, mr galt.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

Um is every leftist/Democrat unaware that both Bush and McCain tried to reform FMC/FRE and were blocked by Democrats, or why either of them were being pushed into sub prime lending in the first place, or whether or not conservatives supported Bush's bailout plan... ?

4:01 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

^^ Or is teh narrative of teh ONE more important than piffling facts, history and economics?

Just askin'

4:13 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"I haven't said a thing about Trig Palin. Not one thing. So if you're talking about me, the proud and mighty Troglaman, you're full of shit."
I was talking about you with the first part of my post, but the second part (The part about Trig Palin) was directed at an anonymous troll (You'll notice I credited "Anon" with the quote after repeating it), so don't get your knickers in a twist over that.

7:09 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Yeah, I secretly love tman, like I would secretly love to have my brain pulled out through my nose....not.
No, you're as filty as you are...never in my wildest dreams can I imagine you as filthy as you really are.
Leather or latex? How about no and no?

8:37 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Um is every leftist/Democrat unaware that both Bush and McCain tried to reform FMC/FRE and were blocked by Democrats, or why either of them were being pushed into sub prime lending in the first place, or whether or not conservatives supported Bush's bailout plan... ?" mandible

Sure. We're unaware. Of everything except the fact that, except for 20 months, RepubliDUms have controlled congress for the last 14 years. RepubliDums have controlled every aspect of government for the last 6 of 8 years. RepubliDUms have owned the administration for the last eight years. 3 out of the 4 last administrations were RepubliDUms. The one and only DUmmie administration, despite a RepubliDUm congress and impeachment hearings, made money. The current administration is an unprecedented, catastrophic, failure. And yet you blame the Dems.

I do too. Truth be told.

But it's become time for a corrective action.

Anyone see what happened to Michele Bachmann in the last few days? She spouted insanity and was met with over a million dollars worth of donations from contributors all over the country. To her opponent. I LOVE the internet.

You guys are fucked. The days of the big lie are over, for everyone.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Leather or latex? How about no and no?" susie

Sounds like naked to me. I'm in.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

troglaman said...
"Um is every leftist/Democrat unaware that both Bush and McCain tried to reform FMC/FRE and were blocked by Democrats, or why either of them were being pushed into sub prime lending in the first place, or whether or not conservatives supported Bush's bailout plan... ?" mandible

Sure. We're unaware. Of everything except the fact that, except for 20 months, RepubliDUms have controlled congress for the last 14 years. RepubliDums have controlled every aspect of government for the last 6 of 8 years.


Oh. You are unaware then. My bad. Hey, don't bother researching what I told you, either. Don't bother looking into ACORN and their role in it, either. Don't look up Barney Frank. Whatever you do, stick to the plan! "The REthuglikkkans controlled teh govmint for teh last eight years!!11!!!!" is all a liberal Democrat needs to know about basic economics. In fact it is all that it is SAFE for a liberal Democrat to know about economics. And politics, too. Keep those nasty facts and figures and stuff at bay with simple bumper-sticker slogans. It's the only way, Kage.

2:40 AM  
Blogger Pork Eater said...

Boy, paranoid fruits sure are fun...

6:31 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The REthuglikkkans controlled teh govmint for teh last eight years!!11!!!!" is all a liberal Democrat needs to know about basic economics." mandible

It's obviously more than the REthuglikkkans knew.

Bite it, Sherlock.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Tman @ 1:04 am. The days of the big lie are going to be over? Gee, what planet have you been on (or how far back in your cave have you been)? Democrats don't lie? Yeah, run that by us one more time. I need my laugh of the morning. The obamessiah's whole campaign has been built on lies. Hey, I live near the Okefenokee Swamp; I have some land to sell you, real cheap. lol lol

5:53 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

And, oh by the way, tman: leather, latex, or naked?; still no, no, and no. I watch too many CSI's and "Criminal Minds". I know you hate conservatives. You think I'd want to go anywhere with you, esp. your Mom's basement? I'd never be heard from again. So, I think I'll decline.

5:55 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You think I'd want to go anywhere with you, esp. your Mom's basement?" susie

Jesus Christ.

My mom's basement is your sick friggin idea, susie. Stop putting it off of me. My mom's basement has a TV and canned tomatoes.

You got the idea from somewhere, right? It wasn't from me. Your "Mommy's Basement" scenario is entirely your own invention, sicko. It's ALL yours. Got that? You'd be better off not bringing it up again.

I, however, will bring it up when it serves me to describe just what a lunatic you are, you nutcase giraffe. We just can't get enough of teh stupid and dumbasses like you never fail to deliver.

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