Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"Ayers," to the tune of "Hair"



Hot off the press, from yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the music link and sing along!

AYERS
Tune: "Hair"

(Don't ask this guy)
When I knew Ayers or why
I'm beggin' noon and (nighty, night, night):
Keep Ayers out of sight!

I met him long ago
But don't ask me why
('Cause he don't know)
It's not for lack of years
Sharin' our careers
(Dreamin')

Was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

I passed him by on the street
Never more did we meet
Never once have I greeted Bill Ayers

Apart from those years
Advisin' my eager ears
The time he took
To write my book
Or the party
For the Senate
At the household of Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

That guy who's long-time
Days-of-Ragin'
Flaggy-raggy
Commie, bomby
Risky like Alinsky
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation
Dohrny and ACORNy
Marxist and anarchist
Chavez-aidin'
And abettin'
Hostin', ghostin'
Boastin', not regrettin'

Oh say, can you see
Any photos of me
That Bill Ayers is in

Not his house
Not his stairs
Not his spouse
Not his chairs
The ones by his couch
(No, never has he been there
And to that we can vouch)

Oh, was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Now won't you get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers) . . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Ayers admits he is a Marxist and an Anarchist. I guess that explains why a middle aged man wears earrings. Sort of.

Hey Bill Ayers...Wake me up before you go-go.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

That was the Cowsills' version. Blechh.

Now do Good Morning Starshine!

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"Now do Good Morning Starshine!"

ROFLMAO!!

Damn ... I'm OLD

11:15 AM  
Blogger javadoug said...

Funny!

Who's talked about this aspect of Obama's health care: Will he penalize people who play sports because they are more likely to be injured and require expensive health care?
http://mrpunkykitten.blogspot.com/2008/10/obama-to-outlaw-soccer.html

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many of us wonder why young folks support Obama in large numbers. If you know a young adult who does, make them aware of this...Obama wants to bring back the draft !! I bet they DONT know.
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Obama:"If we are going into war, then all of us go, not just some"

CNN Transcript via Clipsandcomment.com ^ | Sep 11, 2008 | CNN

Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Obama: "But it�s also important that a president speaks to military service as an obligation not just of some, but of many. You know, I traveled, obviously, a lot over the last 19 months. And if you go to small towns, throughout the Midwest or the Southwest or the South, every town has tons of young people who are serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. That�s not always the case in other parts of the country, in more urban centers. And I think it�s important for the president to say, this is an important obligation. If we are going into war, then all of us go, not just some...

And by the way, we will deploy you in some difficult areas, but that�s part of what it means to be an American and to serve and to sacrifice...

10:40 PM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... that's part of what it means to be an American and to serve and to sacrifice..."

What bullshit! If you were to substitute "altruist" or even "socialist" for "American" then that statement would be true.

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