Pied Piper Pitt Praises Michelle Obama
Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.
[Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant.]
Blowing the doors right off the joint.
[Posted Pitt blowing his lunch on the doors of Bukowski's.]
This is a shining moment, and I can hardly believe I am actually seeing it with my own two eyes.
[Seeing it on the tube in a dingy Boston tenement, NOT live like you would be in the Alternate Universe where Karl Rove was indicted and Pitt would be a famous party player. Now on to the other DUmmies...]
She could be pres too
[And em-press too]
[Replied Pied Piper Pitt.]
what a concept...human beings back in the white house
[What a concept...Pied Piper Pitt posting while sober.]
We're not dreaming. This is real. This IS the mountain top.
Let us be represented by those like us. She is real. Damn. Please let this be.
[Meanwhile Pitt is praying, "Damn. Please let my wasted life just be a bad dream."]
I am SO pleased she is acknowledging those who came before us... those who helped paved the way. Tied in with the message of hope for the future. Intelligent, passionate, genuine... damn.
[For the first time in my life, I'm proud to be a drunken Bostonian.]
She's a better speaker than he is. Wow! Sorry Barack. But the lady's good.
[Maybe she is the one who should have been at the Saddleback forum.]
She's hit a grand Slam! Amazing Speech. Pelosi - TAKE NOTES!
[Yeah, Pelosi sounded like she was just listing talking points read off the teleprompter.]
KO says case closed
[That's when KO declared himself to sound "borderline sycophantic."]
Are you there?
[Asked a DUmmie of the Pittster.]
Nope Sitting this one out. Thank God.
[Pitt answered like he had a choice.]
To experience this moment- to live in this time, seems almost like a gift not a curse. What an opportunity America is being given.
[Give me your address so I'll know where to send your Guy Fawkes costume in a couple of months.]
In hindsight, not at all surprised. But I'd never had the pleasure of hearing her speak under any circumstances, never mind a high-wire act like the one she pulled off tonight. She shoots. She scores.
[Pitt shoots. In foot.]
I think she connected with America tonight. When she finished I had to find a quiet place to let it sink in. She moved me to tears and Tom Brokaw had the gall to call it "well crafted". It was absolutely beautiful and we've had damn little beautiful for the last seven plus years.
[Damn that Tom Brokaw for not dropping to his knees and crying in ecstasy at the sound of Michelle's voice.]
I told my wife that I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. I am so used to flat, life-less First Ladies. And gray, featureless presidents (who, none the less, do great harm).
[Elect the Obamas because they have better fashion sense... Well, folks, it's going to be interesting to see if there will be more Pitt posts secretly yearning for a future that never was.]