Sunday, June 22, 2008

Truther NUtcase DUFU Fan Morphs From Bleedinglib To Witzkeyman

I was surfing YouTube yesterday, auditioning NUtcase videos for possible use in the DUmmie FUnnies when I ran across a familiar face. When the VIDEO panned out to reveal a bizarrely furnished room, I realized just who it was: our old friend, and DUFU fan, bleedinglib who now calls himself witzkeyman. He hasn't changed much since his previous VIDEO from last year where he obsessed with comparing WWII with 9/11 as an "inside job." What happened is that once upon a time, witzkeyman who used to be bleedinglib, discovered a new word in Wikipedia: GLEIWITZ. And ever since then witzkeyman never ever tires of making comparisons between the Gleiwitz Incident and 9/11 as both being "inside jobs." Of course, if witzkeyman had read just a little more of that Wikipedia article he would have seen the following:

American correspondents were summoned to the scene next day, but no neutral parties were allowed to investigate the incident in detail and the international public was skeptical of the German version of the incident. A few days after the Invasion of Poland, the international public and press realized the huge scale of the German "defensive action" in the days immediately after the Gleiwitz incident meant that the operation had to be planned months in advance.

That's right, witzkeyman, nobody was fooled by the Gleiwitz incident "inside job," espcially since the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact had been signed just a week earlier and almost everybody was expecting the impending German assault on Poland. Oh, and does the "witz" at the beginning of your new name have anything to do with your obsession over GleiWITZ? Please do tell in your next video. We will feature witzkeyman in the DUmmie FUnnies again but only if he wears a tinfoil hat (or pizza carton) on his head and tells us why the name change. Also what's with your oversized microphone?

In the video featured here, witzkeyman entertains us with a dancing finger puppet about 40 seconds into the video which is soon followed by some old fashioned Polka music. Don't look for sanity in this video because you won't find it but you will get some chuckles from a NUtcase Truther whose saving grace is that he is a DUFU fan.


Blogger Lonevoice said...

Well, that's 4 minutes of my life I won't get back...

3:09 PM  
Blogger JRob said...

And I thought Perry Logan made lousy videos

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next this loon will be claiming that Pearl Harbor was really American planes with Japanese markings.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless he has a staff working for him he HAS to edit this video himself. How can he stand to watch himself do a bad karioke (and I mean YouTube "Final Countdown" festival concert bad) the multiple times it takes to edit a video?

The mind boggles.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Anonymous 10:29 PM said:

"Next this loon will be claiming that Pearl Harbor was really American planes with Japanese markings."

Strnagely enough, a particular film clip that is used over and over again in documentaries supposedly showing the Japanese attack instead shows a vee of three or so American Dauntless divebombers, standing in for real Japanese planes in a wartime movie about the attack. Essentially idiot film producers and their hack technical advisors are incapable of distinguishing real footage from Hollywood reenactments as long as the film is old enough.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, what a loser!
Just seeing that video makes me want to step into his room and give him an atomic wedgie, to cement what a pathetic spaz he is.
Hey dork, parodying songs well requires a couple little things known as talent and imagination. Weird Al Yankovic has them, you clearly do not.
It was funny when he first tried pulling out his Obama shirt to show it off, but then most of the message on it was blocked off by the big microphone or fan thing he had in front of him.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

I'm guessing the oversized microphone is to compensate for some other deficiency.

10:41 PM  

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