Wednesday, June 11, 2008

"Can you smoke garlic"


Times are getting tough for the DUmmies. As PJ revealed in this DUmmie FUnnies EDITION, the cost of their organically grown cruelty free vegan food is becoming prohibitive.


But that is just food. Belts can be tightened. The rising cost of gas has effected the cost of everything that has to be transported, including dope, and getting high is something DUmmies cannot, WILL not do without. So it is time to improvise, as we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled "Can you smoke garlic."


Now on to watch the DUmmies desperately try to catch a cool buzz on a budget in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:


Can you smoke garlic


[Dude, you must be so baked to ask that.]


and , like , get high ?


[Don't bogart that breadstick, my friend.]


will it show on a drug test ?


[It'll show on a breath test.]


This is *PROBABLY* not something you want to do, though.


[Everyone will call you garlic toast.]


Can it cause cancer ?


[You're talking about smoking garlic to get high. Cancer should be the last of your worries.]


Smoke some sage, or catnip. Either one will give you a slight buzz.


[If you're going to smoke catnip, make sure you do some whippits with Mr. Bigglesworth.]


Or, if you have the stomach for it, try downing a tablespoon or so of nutmeg - you'll trip out!


[You're parents are going to think you're making Thanksgiving dinner in the basement by the time you smoke all these seasonings.]


I ate a bunch of nutmeg with vanilla ice cream


Nothing happened


[Well, you did manage to ruin perfectly good ice cream.]


Buy some real drugs you cheap bastard. nt


[What with the price of food these days, who can afford a case of the munchies?]


You can roast it on a grill


It's good that way.


[Gastronomic delights are not what DUmmie UndertheOcean has in mind.]


Most "smoking" deprives O2 to the brain and gets you 'high'.


[OK, you lost him with that "brain" part.]


You are the high guy. The one who wants to try so much.


[So full of hope for change.]


Some people recommend dried horse shit.


[Will Pitt recommends it all the time.]


I find the aroma unappealing.


[Elitist.]


LOL... Like the kids in Florida huffing their own shit-fumes from a jar.


["Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic!"]


Seriously, if you're that desperate to get high, I'd just sniff some glue.


[Now there's some sound advise.]


I just try smoking pot. It works!!


[I'd give you a kewpie doll, but I don't want to encourage that sort of behavior.]

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder of you would find a post of this order on one of those evil right-wing, or conservative blogs?

I doubt it.

Skul

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Billy Bonghit said...

COUGH COUGH WOW MAN!!

Word of advice my mondo Moonbat dude...Don't smoke garlic through a bong man...You'll never get the smell out of it. Kinda like the when you hit a skunk with a car thing...COUGH COUGH...Speaking of skunk: Does anybody know if you have a skunk spray your weed...is it like better then regular skunk bud?? What if C A T spelled Dog?? I'm making a blanket out of belly button lint and gonna sell it on E-bay for weed money DUDE!! COUGH COUGH... Try smoking Funions Moon bat dude. I think they're better then garlic.. Gotta go find something chocolaty MAAN!! How do I get outta here??

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Dude, my hands are HUGE!!

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL... Like the kids in Florida huffing their own shit-fumes from a jar.

Is he talking about Jenkem? (Google it)

12:43 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

You know, DUmmies, I hear you can get a major high by emptying the contents of several firecrackers into your bong bowl. Sometimes, it helps to add JUST A SMALL DROP of kerosene to slightly moisten the powder. Suck DEEP into the lungs for an ultimate trip!

(please report your results and experience backto us here)

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The rising cost of gas has effected the cost of everything that has to be transported, including dope, and getting high is something DUmmies cannot, WILL not do without." Paul

Got that right. How do you think us libs got through this nightmare, you stupid shit? That's right. Big time killer bud.

But then the rising cost of gas effects just about everything, doesn't it, Paul?. Including trips to the local Karaoke Bar.

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"How do you think us libs got through this nightmare, you stupid shit?

Don't worry, t-man, you can always sniff paint after McCain takes office. But you already do that, don't you?

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sniff paint" ray

Paint. Seriously. How many of you nut cases have been tempted to sniff 'paint' recently? This is probably a personal problem, ray. But thanks for the tip. Next time you drive me, troglaman, crazy, I'll go out to the garage, open up a can of varnish and make my liberal ass happy. You're such a dumbshit.

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Paint. Seriously."

People do sniff paint. Seriously. I suggest you do a little research before trying to demean me. Your stupidity isn't helping you.

FYI:
"Everyday products like glue, paint, lighter fluid, fingernail polish, permanent markers, Whiteout®, deodorants, and anything in an aerosol can are sniffed to get a rapid and dangerous high."

Link

1:43 PM  

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