"Can you smoke garlic"

Times are getting tough for the DUmmies. As PJ revealed in this DUmmie FUnnies EDITION, the cost of their organically grown cruelty free vegan food is becoming prohibitive.

But that is just food. Belts can be tightened. The rising cost of gas has effected the cost of everything that has to be transported, including dope, and getting high is something DUmmies cannot, WILL not do without. So it is time to improvise, as we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled "Can you smoke garlic."

Now on to watch the DUmmies desperately try to catch a cool buzz on a budget in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

Can you smoke garlic

[Dude, you must be so baked to ask that.]

and , like , get high ?

[Don't bogart that breadstick, my friend.]

will it show on a drug test ?

[It'll show on a breath test.]

This is *PROBABLY* not something you want to do, though.

[Everyone will call you garlic toast.]

Can it cause cancer ?

[You're talking about smoking garlic to get high. Cancer should be the last of your worries.]

Smoke some sage, or catnip. Either one will give you a slight buzz.

[If you're going to smoke catnip, make sure you do some whippits with Mr. Bigglesworth.]

Or, if you have the stomach for it, try downing a tablespoon or so of nutmeg - you'll trip out!

[You're parents are going to think you're making Thanksgiving dinner in the basement by the time you smoke all these seasonings.]

I ate a bunch of nutmeg with vanilla ice cream

Nothing happened

[Well, you did manage to ruin perfectly good ice cream.]

Buy some real drugs you cheap bastard. nt

[What with the price of food these days, who can afford a case of the munchies?]

You can roast it on a grill

It's good that way.

[Gastronomic delights are not what DUmmie UndertheOcean has in mind.]

Most "smoking" deprives O2 to the brain and gets you 'high'.

[OK, you lost him with that "brain" part.]

You are the high guy. The one who wants to try so much.

[So full of hope for change.]

Some people recommend dried horse shit.

[Will Pitt recommends it all the time.]

I find the aroma unappealing.

[Elitist.]

LOL... Like the kids in Florida huffing their own shit-fumes from a jar.

["Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic!"]

Seriously, if you're that desperate to get high, I'd just sniff some glue.

[Now there's some sound advise.]

I just try smoking pot. It works!!

[I'd give you a kewpie doll, but I don't want to encourage that sort of behavior.]