"LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL"

As soon as I saw the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL," I just knew that leftwing lunacy would come to the surface in full bloom. I was not disappointed. Yeah, let's put the EVIL Bush regime on trial for torturing prisoners with air conditioning and overfeeding them with orange glaze chicken. Such brutality must not go unpunished. Meanwhile have you noticed not a peep from the DUmmies about Al Quaeda terrorists sawing people's heads off on camera nor flying planes into buildings. Oops! I forgot. The latter was really orchestrated by Chimpus Khan. So let us now watch the leftwing Thought Police Kangeroo Court go into full lunatic gear in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting if there were ever one edition of the DUmmie FUnnies that you should show to your friends then this is it, is in the [brackets]:

LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL

[Judges to be chosen from DUmmieland and the ranks of Al Qaeda.]

A conference to plan the prosecution of President Bush and other high administration officials for war crimes will be held September 13-14 at the Massachusetts School of Law at Andover .

[Just in time to become an election issue. Not good for Obama.]

"This is not intended to be a mere discussion of violations of law that have occurred," said convener Lawrence Velvel, dean and cofounder of the school. "It is, rather, intended to be a planning conference at which plans will be laid and necessary organizational structures set up, to pursue the guilty as long as necessary and, if need be, to the ends of the Earth."

[A law school dean who is an absolute loon. Paging Sean Hannity. You need to put this NUtcase on your TV show so we can see a primo example of the Looney Left.]

"We must try to hold Bush administration leaders accountable in courts of justice," Velvel said. "And we must insist on appropriate punishments, including, if guilt is found, the hangings visited upon top German and Japanese war-criminals in the 1940s."

[Paging the Secret Service!]

Three words: Standing Room Only.

[Two words: Rubber Room.]

Fine them millions & billions and put them on the streets to survive. US should have the right to recover the cost of loss to the Treasury due to their royal-assholiness. The people of this nation should treat them as they treated the least of their borothers. Katrina, Gitmo, Ohio flood victims, middle class, lower class who have had programs cut for their schools, communities, national infrastructer, denied medical needs, starvation, homelessness, and all things good and necessary to sustain and strengthen this great country.

[Vengeance is Mine sayeth the DUmmie.]

There's something awfully compelling about the thought of The Commander Guy with a five-day growth of gray-white beard, sloppy drunk on muscatel, another pretzel gash across his cheek but, ooops, he hasn't seen a pretzel in months. Staggering into the homeless shelter and getting his ass kicked right back out as soon as he's recognized...

[Keep speaking. The shrink is taking notes.]

And Cheney with nobody to polish his scalp, $400 shoes with big holes in the thin leather soles, newspaper stuffed inside in a failed effort to keep out the rain and the cold, and now when he shoots somebody in the face while hunting, nobody's laughing. Instead, he gets busted just like all the rest of us would and the arresting cop decides to tase him just because he deserves it. Ooops, that fancy defibrillator isn't built to handle that kind of jolt. Ah well, it had to happen sooner or later...

[Ranted the DUmmie as the shink writes on his pad: "JUST PLAIN NUTS!!!"]

Then there's Rumsfeld and Rice and Hadley and Rove and Gonzales and Ashcroft and Powell and Gates and Addington and Libby and Perle and Wolfowitz and Feith and Zelikow and ... All of them penniless and on the streets. None of them with a clue how to survive without a mansion and maids and a gigantic bank account. Despised by all who recognize them. Beaten unconscious at least twice a week by somebody who's been waiting a very long time for the opportunity to express his feelings in an unambiguous way.

[Good news! There is a big eBay sale on butterfly nets.]

Seems their Cadillac health care benefits are long gone, too, so they have to go to the free clinic to get stitched up. So they end up sitting right next to a few of the faceless victims of their sadistic policies, some of whom seize the opportunity for a little ad hoc wealth redistribution and roll them for a couple of quarters here and a crumpled buck there -- money that they planned to pool for another quart of muscatel. Ah well...

[Bite down hard on the leather strap as the nice men in the white coats apply the juice for your weekly electro-shock therapy session.]

Damn life's a bitch when your past finally catches up with you.

[At least you won't have to worry about sanity catching up with you.]

Your scenario spells it out. This is what I truly wish for them. They should live among the mentally ill homeless. Fight with others for ownership to their space under a bridge. No rights other than to be born to this earth. As they gather at the table of the local soup kitchen they can talk of the days they dined with kings & emperors, but who's going to believe them, others at the kitchen? They've all got incredible stories to tell, triumphs and days of grandeur. No pricey shoe shopping for Condi.No jetting the world with an entourage of security & assistants, and no sleeping on the finest linens. Unkempt hair and head lice. Decayed and missing teeth. Calloused feet from days on the street. No bath, no masseuse, no soap. This is what they have dealt American citizens and this is what they should endure until the day they disappear and die for lack of affordable medical care. I can think of nothing more fitting for what they have selfishly taken from our Nation.

[Please use the hankie to wipe that rabid drool flowing down your chin.]

Speaking of wingers, is Margaret Thatcher still alive? Now there's a candidate for a little political readjustment if ever I saw one.

[Any liberal folks you know who don't think the left is full of mini-thought police need to read this thread. This is what the Left REALLY thinks.]

Just one more necessity: the plan requires a small army of enforcers, composed entirely of taser-equipped, pissed off lefties who'd rather eat razor blades than let the Bushies pull off a jail break. Or that they aren't rescued right off the streets by some misguided idiot who feels they've suffered enough.

[The proper term for those "enforcers" is "chekhists."]

So this is a first: I've never before considered that there are things worse for them and more personally satisfying for me than the scaffold or life without parole at Abu Ghraib or Gitmo. With maybe a little dose of their own approved "enhanced interrogation" methods thrown in just for justice' sake. Not that I'd reject either of those outcomes, but I really wouldn't mind seeing them deposited in a modern urban hell-scape that looks like a set from "Escape from New York." Except Snake won't be helping anybody out this time.

[And your mind looks like a set from "Escape from Mental Sanity."]

Why should the people in the street have to put up with them
put them is a dungeon, one that has water dripping in it and when it rains the water rises. Not enough to drown them, only enough to make them worry they might. Sorry, the part of me that wants to punish them the way they deserve got carried away.

[Posted the DUmmie who included a pic of a smiling Barack Obama following his rantings. ]

Lawrence Velvel for Speaker of the House!

[Barack Obama has Velvel in mind for Supreme Court justice.]

Bush could not wait for Saddam to be hung, and he did not even get the trial at the Hague that heads of state generally receive. The Bush cabal were too afraid of the beans he'd spill. These Bushistas are monsters. Hanging may be just the ticket for war crimes of this magnitude, even though I generally oppose the death penalty. Over a million Iraqis are dead thanks to the Bush cabal. And many more Americans than the official number have died because of the Bush war crime family.

[DUmmies are opposed to capital punishment...except when it comes to hanging members of the EVIL Bush cabal.]

The conference will take up such issues as the nature of domestic and international crimes committed; which high-level Bush officials, including Federal judges and Members of Congress, are chargeable with war crimes; which foreign and domestic tribunals can be used to prosecute them; and the setting up of an umbrella coordinating committee with representatives of legal groups concerned about the war crimes such as the Center for Constitutional Rights, ACLU, National Lawyers Guild, among others.

[This sounds like a major purge followed by mass liquidations carried out by the usual Bolshevik suspects.]

I sense a new energy in the force..

[I sense a new energy in the farce..]

This needs to happen.

[Publicity of this DUFU edition exposing the complete lunacy of the Left NEEDS TO HAPPEN. Therefore I am urging all DUFU fans to send out, and link to, this DUmmie FUnnies edition. This is NOT an isolated feeling of the left. It is widespread. Their lunacy needs to be publicized far and wide. Barack Obama himself has already STATED that he would look into prosecuting members of the Bush administration for War Crimes. That info came from the HUffington Post. Check it out!]