Thursday, May 15, 2008

DUmmies Declare Long Primary Race NOT a Blessing

Remember last week's DUFU EDITION in which William Rivers Pitt, positioning himself as some sort of iconoclast for publicity purposes, declared that the long drawn out Democrat primary was a "blessing?" Well, for most DUmmies the idea of this draining Democrat primary as some sort of blessing plays out like some sort of sick joke. In fact they are OUTRAGED that Hillary continues to remain in the race as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking." This thread starts out with Americablog post by John Aravosis denouncing Hillary Clinton for remaining in the race with the DUmmies, sans Pied Piper Pitt, joining in the denunciations. So let us now watch the DUmmies declare that the long Democrat primary race is NOT a blessing in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Pied Piper Pitt, has retracted his shaven head back into his turtle shell as regards this thread, is in the [brackets]:


John Aravosis (Americablog) FREAKS OUT! And says what many of us here are thinking


[That William Rivers Pitt is a blowhard moron?]


The title is "Go away, you horrible human being"


[Pitt wishes that Fitzmas would go away.]


AMERICABLOG


IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?


[I'm sorry. I was just listening to William Rivers Pitt and wanted to bring a blessing to the Democrats.]


Good God. What is wrong with her? The Clintons and their campaign staff don't give a damn that they are now hurting our electoral chances in the fall against McCain and against the Republicans in Congress. Their campaign isn't happening in some vacuum, and they know it. Our candidates can't fundraise because of her. Obama can't focus on McCain because of her. Obama is wasting money on HER, rather than spending it on McCain, because of her. EMILY's List, and AFSCME, and the American Federation of Teachers and others are wasting their members' money on her now-failed race - money that they could be spending, should be spending, on other real races, races that haven't already lost. She can't win, the math says she lost the nomination, but she doesn't give a damn. She's going to stay in the race like some spoiled hateful egotistical brat.


["This long primary race is a blessing. A true gift to the country. Thank you, Hillary. Seriously." ---William Rivers Pitt]


Why is the media even covering her? The only stories that should be written about Hillary Clinton is how much damage she's causing our party. How she's hurting fundraising at the DNC - they even admitted it, they're not raising the money they need to fight John McCain because of this woman. Why don't you write some stories about how she is hurting our candidates who can't fundraise because of her? How she has forced EMILY's List and AFSCME and the AFT to waste their money because of her. How she has caused a civil war in the Netroots. Five months ago we all felt that we had 3 great candidates. Now, far too many of us loathe Hillary Clinton, and she has done her racist best to ensure that her supporters can't stand Barack Obama either.


["This has been one of the better things to happen in America in a long time. Both candidates deserve our gratitude, but Clinton moreso for staying in even after the numbers ran out of spinning space."]


The Clintons don't give a damn about our party. Their party, their church, is themselves. To hell with everyone else. I actually liked Hillary up until a few months ago. Other bloggers used to tell me that Joe and I were too nice to Hillary. People just assumed that we were endorsing her. Now I actually loathe her. She makes me yell at the TV like she's George Bush, and no one other than George Bush makes me yell at the TV - until now. I actually can't stand her or her husband any more. I defended her. I defended her husband. And now I'm actually wondering if the Republicans weren't right about them. That's how bad she has damaged her reputation. People who actually liked you, who actually helped you, who actually defended you, LOATHE you now. Call me a Clinton-hater all you like, but people like me were the ones who had your back. And we never will again.


["Democracy will be better for this campaign. I am grateful to Senator Clinton for staying in this long, though she is not my choice. Her staying in has given millions of Americans a piece of the best part of this national idea, which many had lost long ago in resigned surrender to the fact of their electoral irrelevance. She gave them back their participation and truest way to be a patriot actively involved to move things towards that better possibility we all know can be attained."]


Let me close with what Mike Huckabee just said on MSNBC:

"The happiest person in America tonight is John McCain."


[AND William Rivers Pitt because this long drawn out Democrat primary is a BLESSING!!!]


Clinton is now imperiling Democratic chances in November


[Does this mean you think she is not a blessing?]


She clearly wants to Destroy the Democratic Party, 90s redux. She can't have the White House, so no Democrat will have the White House. Siege mentality. Scorched earth. The Clintons are poison to Our Party. I wish I had listened to the older, wiser Dems in the 90s who said to get rid of them back then - they were right.


[A DUmmie counts his "blessings."]


This campaign is poisoning the Clinton "brand" and what's increasingly disturbing is that she doesn't seem to get how it's apparently affecting her reputation in Washington - based on footage of her being avoided on the Senate floor yesterday.


[She will never experience the level of shunning as the creator of Fitzmas has.]


As I have posted before on DU its seriously time for the DNC to take a serious... look at both Hillary and Bill as far as continuing to have them in the Democratic party! As has been mentioned here before, Hillary is probably staying in to damage Obama to open a bid for her run in 2012, and that to me is disgusting.

[To the Pittster it is a blessing.]


I went ballistic when the first thing she did was beg everyone to throw money at her website and the last thing she did was tell some tale about some poor sucker little kid who sold his bike for her. She is making me a raving lunatic.


[I think you already reached the raving lunatic stage years ago.]


A scorched earth campaign when the outcome is already known. She just wants to pay of her debts and is looking for suckers to do just that.


[Pied Piper Pitt will toss in some of his Trust Fund money for the blessings brought about by Hillary.]


I've defended them all through the 90s and up to this year, I didn't mind them. But now... these people are NUTS.


[A prerequisite for becoming a DUmmie.]


Once the marathon primary is over so will the divided dems. Everyone is just wishing it was over with already.


[Not William Rivers Pitt who is counting his blessings.]


It is interesting to watch someone SELF-DESTRUCT! There is a cheering line for and against the meltdown. If you've been watching the Clintons for years and you've never been able to crack open that base of support, NOW IS THE PRIME opportunity to see part of her fan base openly criticize and fillet her narcissistic character defining qualities.


[SELF-DESTRUCT? William Rivers Pitt does that every 24 business hours.]


Very accurate. Hillary is in it for Hillary, and no other reason. The only sincere bone she's ever had in her body was attached to Bill.

[I guarantee that there is no Bill bone in Hillary whether sincere or insincere.]


MAN do I loathe that woman!


[No blessings from this DUmmie.]


The Republicans might be right about them. Ouch.


[A Kewpie Doll will be arriving at your doorstep in 24 business hours.]


I still think there are RW operatives in our ranks who are LOVING the opportunity to smear both our candidates under the guise of party affiliation.


[I believe they are known as LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

9 Comments:

Anonymous Ray said...

"IT'S NOT CLOSE. YOU FREAKING LOST THE NOMINATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

What he really means is:
"IT'S STILL NOT OVER. OPERATION CHAOS IS A COMPLETE SUCCESS! WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU DUMMIES ADMIT IT?"

Isn't that right, Tman?

Operation Chaos Rules!

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does that song by The Church?

"To dangerous to keep, to evil to let go. She was the apple of my eye, but that was long ago."

I think the DUmmies have discovered a 'Reptile' that's been there all the time.

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pardon my grammar.
"How does that song go by The Church?" is what I meant. Hmm. Even that doesn't sound grammarically correct. Oh well, you get the idea.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama can't "win" the nomination either ... the whole Dem process is a farce. It's all up to the superdelegates to "select, not elect."

I just can't wait for factions in the Dem convention to start shouting that ... "SELECTED, NOT ELECTED!"

9:42 AM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

OT: but if you want insane comedy gold check this out. I held my nose and went over to Kayinsane’s. She DID NOT DISAPPOINT!

9/11/01 is the biggest conspiracy in the history of our nation that was hashed out in the 1990’s by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Bremer, John Negroponte, Bill Kristol and others. Being in Iraq and all that has happened since 9/11 is all part of their evil conspiracy and is a war crime.

NO F-16’s/F-15’s were called up the morning of 9/11 to intercept these planes is a proof positive that THOSE IN THE KNOW wanted the attack to go flawlessly, because prior to 9/11 that year there were at least 60 incidences across our country when our military was called upon to check on planes that had gone off course (usually all it takes is for a plane to go off course 5 degrees to get a call from the ground) or had flown into illegal air space (mostly around the White House….small planes fly into this 15 mile radius all the time and if there’s no response from the pilot, the F-16s/F-15’s go up). Anyways, we were duped on 9/11 and everything the Bush Regime has done in response to it has been a war crime.

So, where did the people go who were on the real plane that was supposed to be the one that hit the Pentagon that day? the pilot was ordered to land somewhere else thinking they were going to be safe by doing so. the people on this plane are still being held captive somewhere…or maybe they’ve been brought out of the country. those people still believe today they’re hostages!!!!!!

Had our government treated 9/11 as a REAL crime scene, you know…a murder, then non-jackboot-licking-Bush-supporting investigators would have given us some REAL answers!!!! to be a good patriot, one must question authority and hold their leaders accountable. Unfortunately for us, we have a Regime in the White House who thinks they don’t have to answer to anyone. They’re traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

OT: but if you want insane comedy gold check this out. I held my nose and went over to Kayinsane’s. She DID NOT DISAPPOINT!

9/11/01 is the biggest conspiracy in the history of our nation that was hashed out in the 1990’s by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Bremer, John Negroponte, Bill Kristol and others. Being in Iraq and all that has happened since 9/11 is all part of their evil conspiracy and is a war crime.

NO F-16’s/F-15’s were called up the morning of 9/11 to intercept these planes is a proof positive that THOSE IN THE KNOW wanted the attack to go flawlessly, because prior to 9/11 that year there were at least 60 incidences across our country when our military was called upon to check on planes that had gone off course (usually all it takes is for a plane to go off course 5 degrees to get a call from the ground) or had flown into illegal air space (mostly around the White House….small planes fly into this 15 mile radius all the time and if there’s no response from the pilot, the F-16s/F-15’s go up). Anyways, we were duped on 9/11 and everything the Bush Regime has done in response to it has been a war crime.

So, where did the people go who were on the real plane that was supposed to be the one that hit the Pentagon that day? the pilot was ordered to land somewhere else thinking they were going to be safe by doing so. the people on this plane are still being held captive somewhere…or maybe they’ve been brought out of the country. those people still believe today they’re hostages!!!!!!

Had our government treated 9/11 as a REAL crime scene, you know…a murder, then non-jackboot-licking-Bush-supporting investigators would have given us some REAL answers!!!! to be a good patriot, one must question authority and hold their leaders accountable. Unfortunately for us, we have a Regime in the White House who thinks they don’t have to answer to anyone. They’re traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

OT: but if you want insane comedy gold check this out. I held my nose and went over to Kayinsane’s. She DID NOT DISAPPOINT!

9/11/01 is the biggest conspiracy in the history of our nation that was hashed out in the 1990’s by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Bremer, John Negroponte, Bill Kristol and others. Being in Iraq and all that has happened since 9/11 is all part of their evil conspiracy and is a war crime.

NO F-16’s/F-15’s were called up the morning of 9/11 to intercept these planes is a proof positive that THOSE IN THE KNOW wanted the attack to go flawlessly, because prior to 9/11 that year there were at least 60 incidences across our country when our military was called upon to check on planes that had gone off course (usually all it takes is for a plane to go off course 5 degrees to get a call from the ground) or had flown into illegal air space (mostly around the White House….small planes fly into this 15 mile radius all the time and if there’s no response from the pilot, the F-16s/F-15’s go up). Anyways, we were duped on 9/11 and everything the Bush Regime has done in response to it has been a war crime.

So, where did the people go who were on the real plane that was supposed to be the one that hit the Pentagon that day? the pilot was ordered to land somewhere else thinking they were going to be safe by doing so. the people on this plane are still being held captive somewhere…or maybe they’ve been brought out of the country. those people still believe today they’re hostages!!!!!!

Had our government treated 9/11 as a REAL crime scene, you know…a murder, then non-jackboot-licking-Bush-supporting investigators would have given us some REAL answers!!!! to be a good patriot, one must question authority and hold their leaders accountable. Unfortunately for us, we have a Regime in the White House who thinks they don’t have to answer to anyone. They’re traitors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Oops! Delete the multiples please.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous publius said...

Hillary is of course a traitor for not dropping out before Obama has the requisite delegate count to win, after all she's behind by 150.

I guess Ted Kennedy must be totally loathed by the Dummies for going all the way to the convention in 1980, when he was behind by aprox. 600.

Run 'em both off the bridge I say !

Publius

10:06 PM  

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