Monday, May 05, 2008

"Infiltrator" (The Operation Chaos Song)



It is now late on Sinko de Demo, the eve of the latest phase of Operation Chaos. Operatives in Indiana and North Carolina are, at this moment, synchronizing their watches (especially important in Indiana) and awaiting final instructions from Commander Rush. WE MARCH AT DAWN!

Meanwhile, the DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies are nervously downing their anti-depressants, fearing the likely outcome of Tuesday's tallies: THE CHAOS CONTINUES!

PJ will probably have another DUFU here soon, with a DUmmie/KOmmie/HUffie thread bemoaning the endless headache that is the Democrat race. But to whet your appetite, you can start singing this brand new Operation Chaos song, written by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the tune link and sing along!

INFILTRATOR (The Operation Chaos Song)
Tune: "Operator"

Infiltrator
Run the Operation
Operation
Causing long Chaos
Long Chaos
Until Denver

Infiltrator
Operation
Give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
I like to sneak in and hear 'em whine
Oh, Rush is our Commander
Limbaugh is his name
Denver is the target
Chaos is the aim
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
Won't you tell me why the Dems are takin' so long
Infiltrator
Operation
Don't try to tell me it's nothin' at all
Obama had the numbers
And Hillary's were small
But since we started Chaos
It's been a bloody brawl
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
We're provin' that we can
Infiltrator
Operation
We're just mind-numbed robots with a plan
Don't worry 'bout the party
I can switch it back
Just give me a prim'ry ballot
I'm votin' Democrat
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Won't you please give 'em Chaos
Give 'em Chaos all the time

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Operatives in Indiana and North Carolina are, at this moment, synchronizing their watches (especially important in Indiana) and awaiting final instructions from Commander Rush. WE MARCH AT DAWN!" PJ

Operatives in Indiana and North Carolina. Jeez.

OK. I, troglaman, am really looking forward to the massive marches upon Charlotte and Indianapolis decreed by the Commander of the Chaotics.

Like that's going to happen anytime soon you lazy bastards.

2:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Tell you what, ray. Let's see if rioting breaks out. Let's remember this conversation and determine 'brightness' and 'dimness' the day after Denver. If there be riots, you're bright, I'm dim. If there not be riots, you're dumbass dim. Deal?" troglaman

Still waiting, ray.

3:04 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"Lazy" and "Riots"

There are two words most often associated with Conservatives.

In an alternate universe, maybe.

12:40 PM  

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