Tuesday, April 29, 2008

"Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed"

How the mighty have fallen! A day ago, the leftwing loons were high-fivin' each other about how helpful Rev. Jeremiah's Detroit speech would be to Barack Obama. By yesterday evening, cold cruel reality has set in and now the loons are pronouncing DOA for Obama's candidacy. While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama's mentor and spiritual guide. If Obama looked up to this whack job what does that say about his judgement? I think many others had the same thought as well. The shockwave over Wright's backstabbing of Obama has just hit DUmmieland with this THREAD brutally titled, "Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed." Of course, we must now take a moment to think Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos for this situation. Without Operation Chaos, Obama would have long ago been the unchallenged nominee-in-waiting who could have merely gone on an extended vacation until his coronation this summer. However, because of Operation Chaos, the campaign has been extended to the point where Wright was in a position to totally undermine it which is what I think he did intetionally. It must be a great ego trip for Wright to bring down the Obamassiah. Meanwhile, I must thank Rev. Wright for providing lots of great DUFU material as the left undergoes a complete meltdown due to their beloved Obama's rapid fall. So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the decline of the Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he should contact Jamie Masada about booking Rev. Wright into the Laugh Factory, is in the [brackets]:


Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.


[That's what happens when you have Wright as the train conductor.]


There's simply too much negative controversy surrounding Obama for him to get elected now, and on top of it all, polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin while Obama only ties McCain. At this point I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks whose votes he so sorely needs to win. It was certainly an impressive run, but it's over.


[GOOD NEWS! Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will drop out of the race on May 7 following big losses the previous day in the IN and NC primaries. Hee! Hee!]


Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.


[Say good night, Barack.]


Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is where she is all right, and there to stay


[Not when you count her "wins" in Florida and Michigan. Of course, counting those wins will also tear the Democrats apart. YEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]


Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi. Reporters for both Chicago newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, have also done a lot of digging on Obama, apparently over stiff resistance from the publishers.


[I thought he was clean and articulate?]


I want to win. Those who are unwilling to expolore the negatives are ostriches with their heads in the sand, because these things WILL be explored ad infinitum in the press between now and November. I say let's do our own vetting, BEFORE the candidates are cast in stone.


[DUmmies are already doing their own wetting in their pants.]


Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...


[Can I write Wright?]


Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.


[Maybe he could say that he slept through all of Wright's sermons.]


I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!


[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]


She's still in the race- something is working!


[Operation Chaos.]


This is just a newscycle gone to Hillary. I was down about it earlier, but I'm going to buck up because the math shows he'll get the nomination.

[You'll feel better in 24 business hours.]


Barack's been down before but not for long. keep watching the polls.


[As they continue to decline for him.]


Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons. Hopefully more of them will fall out soon.


[I'll check up on those skeletons at the supermarket checkout counter while I leaf through the National Enquirer.]


The Wright issue has peaked.


[Peak boil.]


It's over. Obama's the nominee. You can bad-mouth him all you want, but isn't going to change the fact that he's the nominee.


[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!]


Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.


[Battle of the negativities.]

21 Comments:

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7:56 AM  
Blogger Lawyer Consolidation Insurance said...

Reverend Wright Advocates Separate but Equal at NAACP Dinner to Thunderous Applause – “Different is NOT Deficient”

http://lawconinsurance.blogspot.com/2008/04/reverend-wright-advocates-separate-but.html

“A statute which implies merely a legal distinction between the white and colored races-a distinction which is founded in the color of the two races, and which must always exist so long as white men are distinguished from the other race by color-has no tendency to destroy the legal equality of the two races” the Plessy v. Ferguson majority opinion enshired in law that different is not deficient

12:16 PM  
Anonymous the-gunslinger said...

Obie ought to be finished. But Big Media is already switching into spin mode to defend him and prop up his candidacy.

It would be premature to assume even this clown can derail the Messiah.

Never underestimate the gullibility of Liberals.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

News flash! The Obamassiah has done precisely this. Will we get pictures of Wright with bus tire marks all over him in the next DUFU edition?

5:08 PM  
Anonymous B.C. said...

It's simply amazing how the "black community" has gone from Rosa Parks fighting to sit at the front of the bus to the Obamessiah throwing his "spiritual mentor" of 20 years UNDER the bus, when he can no longer plead innocence to using Rev. Wrong's church as his political brothel.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

A statute which implies merely a legal distinction between the white and colored races-a distinction which is founded in the color of the two races

Excuse me, Comrade Wright?
"two races"?

Last time I checked, Asians had 'a color'. Last time I shaved, I shaved a rather BROWN face.

Doofus thinks it's a White-Black world, and he's in charge of the Black part.

5:13 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Not entirely, Shambhala. If you'd look back at the drift of rhetoric from the race pimps like Sharpton the past two-three years, you would notice a subtle shift away from "Black" or "African-American," and toward "People of color" instead. It is their little way of trying to seize spokesmanship over all the minority groups, thereby roughly quadrupling their constituency. They don't seem to have fooled the Native Americans, Hispanics, or Asians so far, just White Liberals. Not too sure about the Eskimos, but I'm betting they're not buying it either.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

The smallest minority is the individual. The Constitution is designed to protect the individual (the minority) from the state and from the tyranny of the mob.

The politics of identity is simply people identifying themselves with a gang in the hope their gang will represent a significant enough percentage of "the people" to enforce their brand of "democracy" i.e., majority rule.

THAT's what's wrong with this country.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

T minus 90 minutes for T-Man's nightly angry, catty, pointless, drunken, empty 1am swipe. ("Where's the proof his campaign has derailed? Yeah, you're so smart")

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone want to comment on Hagee's comments last week? The thing about Katrina being God's revenge for planning a gay parade?

Didn't think so.

Was that a sufficiently "angry, catty, pointless, drunken, empty 1am swipe," redneck? Did I deliver?

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"DumbAss Tanker said... "

Thanks for clearing that up. I usually ignore the Black race baiters, and just shake my head at the Latino ones.

8:07 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone want to comment on Hagee's comments last week? The thing about Katrina being God's revenge for planning a gay parade?

Didn't think so.


Classic.
When you can't argue the facts, change the subject.

HA! T-man invokes the "Chewbacca Defense!" LOLOL!!! OMG!

Post = Wright's kind of an asshole
T-man = Look over there!
HA HA HA!

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Hay, t-man, is Hagee Mr. McCain's reverend, ether current or former? No? I didn't think so. But thanks for playing Who's Reverend Is It? anyways.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you'd look back at the drift of rhetoric from the race pimps like Sharpton the past two-three years, you would notice a subtle shift away from "Black" or "African-American," and toward "People of color" instead. It is their little way of trying to seize spokesmanship over all the minority groups, thereby roughly quadrupling their constituency." the real dumbass

Increasing their constituency? FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THEY'RE INCREASING THEIR CONSTITUENCY WITH THEIR "LITTLE WAYS"!!!

Who are "they", dumbass? Be clear. Wanna hear something so scary you can lay off the metamucil for a week? The NAACP was founded in 1909. Know what the last 2 letters stand for? That's right, 'Colored People'. 1909.

http://www.naacp.org/about/history/timeline/

You should feel good. They have been using their evil "little ways" for 99 years to control every minority in America, including Hindus and white women.

You seem a little bitter, dumbass. Want to talk about it? You're among friends.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hay, t-man, is Hagee Mr. McCain's reverend, ether current or former? No? I didn't think so. But thanks for playing Who's Reverend Is It? anyways." ray

You raise cattle, ray?

No, as far as I know, Hagee wasn't McCain's reverend. I know McCain wanted Hagee's endorsement. Did Obama want Wright's endorsement? That's a simple question and I doubt you'll have the capacity to answer it.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Did Obama want Wright's endorsement? That's a simple question and I doubt you'll have the capacity to answer it."

T-man, you really ARE stupid! There's no comparison between receiving an endorsement and receiving spiritual and political guidance. But yes, Obama wanted, and received, Wright's endorsement early in Obama's campaign. Before Obama threw Wright under the bus, that is.

Lest you forget: Wright was Obama spiritual and political adviser. Obama said this himself. Wright performed the marriage ceremony for Obama and his wife. Obama said this himself. Wright baptized both of Obama's children. Obama said this himself. Wright is a long time friend of the family. Obama said this himself. Wright has been big influence on Obama throughout the 20 years they have known each other. Obama said this himself.

Wouldn't you say that Wright is far more involved in Obama's political, social, and spiritual beliefs than just providing an endorsement? Don't rattle you're brain too much trying to think of an answer that doesn't make you look like more of a fool that you already do, idiot. We all know that you're lacking in critical thinking skills.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Wouldn't you say that Wright is far more involved in Obama's political, social, and spiritual beliefs than just providing an endorsement?" ray

Do you know what Obama's political, social, and spiritual beliefs are? Because it sounds like you do based on what you believe Wright's political, social, and spiritual beliefs are. Therefore you nuts.

My grandparents were staunch wingnuts. They loved tricky dick and I loved them. We spent a lot of time together and I turned out a moonbat.

Are you saying that an individual is prey to the language going around them and incapable of escaping the message? Yes, you are. So much for free will.

What's implicit in your comment is that people should listen. That people should believe what their pastor, priest, minister, etc. says. You make that a given. It's not. People, unlike you ray, are capable of critical thinking about their parents and grandparents. About their ministers. About their friends. About their teachers. About their mentors.

Making Obama the product of his spiritual minister tell us all that you're a product of your own spiritual minister. By the way, ray, who is your spiritual minister? What's his/her name? Let's find out who you really are because I'm sure you're happily just like them.

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what Obama's political, social, and spiritual beliefs are?

Yeah, from his actions and words. He's a waffling lightweight of a socialist spiritualism. Come to think of it, he's a John Kerry clone.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's a waffling lightweight of a socialist spiritualism." anon

You, unlike me, troglaman, couldn't explain this comment even if your life depended on it. You're drunk and you're a dumbass.

1:59 AM  

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