Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:


***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***


[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]


CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!


[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]


Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.


[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]


She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]


No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?


[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]


She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!


[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]


The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.


[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]


Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.


[Rush for Puppetmaster.]


You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!


[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]


Pass the bong already


[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]


A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!


[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]


Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.


[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]


The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.


[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]


Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.


[Is that you, Ken Norton?]


The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.


[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]


And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.


[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]

14 Comments:

Anonymous connorin said...

After reading your entry yesterday, I couldn't wait to watch the results last night! I love how so many are still framing it as a Hillary loss because she only gains a total of about 15 delegates once that gets completely figured. The other hilarious part of the night was Chris Matthews worrying about just how racist a race the republicans are gonna run in NC. Not whether they would go racist, but how far they would go. it's like "Hey Chris! This is the DEMOCRAT primary. This is DEMOCRAT racism/sexism on display!"

8:00 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

What, no "Lucy yanking the football away" pic today?

HA!

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarious! If you are a Democrat your personal choices are a) you're a racist, or b) you're a sexist. The DUmmies can't figure out that there are Democrats who don't like the policies of either of the two. There are even Democrats who are anti-communist who will vote for McCain in November ... not that McCain is any great shucks as a Republican; more like Democrat Lite.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hillary for Queen"

"Obama for prince."

Ooh Ooh... Can McCain be Van Halen? Wait, no. He has more hair than David Lee Roth.

I'm sorry, that was wrong. Especially since Dave and I have about the same amount of hair these days.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"She's dead broke. Some win."

According to the press reports, Hillary's campaign raised 3.5 million dollars overnight. So much for "dead broke." That sure is "some win!" Go Hillary, Go! Heh.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous enjoying the carnage said...

This will be a great show ever, right down to where the survivor drags himself out of the flaming wreckage of the DNC convention......

on a side note, has that little marxist douche Trogman swallowed his tongue......I miss his little screed s... come out come out wherever you are.....

10:10 AM  
Anonymous sunTzu@sprynet.com said...

It certainly looks like Operation Chaos is achieving some success, but what is the ultimate Strategy for Operation Chaos? We know what side of the aisle Rush sits on, but is Operation Chaos good for the Rebulican Party? Operation Chaos-Practice Your Strategic Thinking

10:47 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

The ultimate strategy is to expose Obie for the radical he is. The Repubs are too wimpy to do it. Operation Chaos is delegating that job to Hillary...by keeping her in the race.

Also, the more Obie talks, the deeper in sh*t he gets...so keeping him talking endlessly straight through to the convention is a good thing.

He'll almost certainly be the nominee, but he'll be nicely tainted by the time he is...by being rather more well known than perhaps he would have liked.

His strategy was to be a manless suit, into which all could deposit their hope and dreams without knowing who he really was.

That's why Obie is so testy about the sorts of questions he got at the last debate. He has been, with the aid and support of Big Media, the new "teflon" candidate...to whom nothing stuck.

But you can't maintain the mystery if people see you too often, if you talk too much. And Operation Chaos has seen to it he's had to do just that.

At least, that's how it seems to me.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Oricellius said...

For it is written:
When the Red Witch defeats the Exalted One in the battle of keys and stones, then dread and woe will overcome the people of the ass. And they will be lost as a bat in the sunlight, and not know where to turn. LET HE WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE MOONBAT. FOR IT IS A HUMAN NUMBER: 6666228. THOU WHO UNDERSTANDITH THINE SHALL REMOVE THE MALAISE.(Book of Moonbat 27:12-24)

Blessed be the word of the Moonbat!!

2:56 PM  
Blogger punditfight said...

I don't entirely believe Rush was behind this one. Some people did change party registration but Republicans couldn't vote so the chances for mischief were less.
I don't think talk radio has the power yet to sway an election fully, otherwise the Republican candidate would be "anyone-but-McCain". But it would be foolish to think it has no influence.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Did anyone catch Obama's concession speech last night?
ALL the people standing behind him were WHITE MEN! B.O. has finally realized the importance of the white male voter (Nora Ephron was right!); so look for a lot more pale males at Obama speeches and photo ops.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

BTW, despite her big win, Hillary gained only nine delegates in Pa. She still has a long uphill battle and the odds remain against her. It's Obama's to lose, hence all those white men last night.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Yeah, and Obama's chance to gain a majority of delegates before the convention if Hillary! doesn't drop out? Just slightly better than hers. This business of Hillary! dropping out is like claiming that because you're leading the mile race by a foot-and-a-half at the 3/4 mark you're the obvious winner, so the guy just behind you should drop out.

With thinking like this it's no wonder the Dems pick such wimpy losers. Hell, without Perot, Bill Clinton would have been a big wussy loser.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous hud said...

not that McCain is any great shucks as a Republican; more like Democrat Lite.

I'm so tired of hearing this. You do realize that the American Conservative Union gave McCain a lifetime Conservative rating of 82%, right? That's only 4% short of the "Southern Fried Reagan" himself, Fred Thompson. McCain is running for the presidency on a platform of winning in Iraq, closed borders, and tax cuts, and yet you still can't let go of a couple of co-sponsored bills from the past. I guess it's true what they say: an "elephant" never forgets. I just hope that doesn't put a socialist in the White House.

6:46 PM  

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