Wednesday, April 23, 2008

"My house is like a morgue tonight..."


Skinner's house is on fire. Those of you with the stomach to go there have likely seen the flaming icons next to the post titles. As this Democrat campaign has developed, the animosity has increased. Obama supporters now outnumber Hillary supporters by a DUmmie estimate of 7:1.


As you might imagine, there's a lot of waaambulance calling. Skinner doesn't need anymore waambulances; what he, and all Demorats need, is a fire truck, as evidenced in this DUmmie THREAD entilted "My house is like a morgue tonight..."


Now on to watch the DUmmies revel in--and rail against--"white guilt" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:


My house is like a morgue tonight...


[Opium parties always end up that way.]


My graduate student daughter came home to watch the returns with us, and she is utterly devastated.


[She's a college student who came home to watch election results with her parents. She has bigger problems this.]


she was part of the ground game for Obama in West Philly, she worked her butt off in the community, they were always on the phone, and that team was tough on the volunteers.


She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people. By comments she's heard and attitudes....our country still has so far to go in how we live, and how we see ourselves...


[Et tu, Whitie?]


(And we are white! She's very idealistic, and like many young people, see beyond race and ethnicity, but she's getting an education about life, that is painful for all).


[It's not easy being green white.]


But let's be honest: the undertone of this campaign, in the advertising and in comments at the debates were underhanded, sly and divisive. Please don't take this as a critique of the opposition campaign...just an observation. And the media! Let's not go there.


[Let's just say it's whitie's fault and leave it at that.]


I'm trying very hard to remain objective, but my heart hurts for her and for all the young people enthralled with the possibility of politics.


["The possibility of politics?" Stop it, yer killin me!]


I wonder how this will effect all the young people who threw their hearts into this new possibility?


[The effect on their affect will effect a turbulent time in Denver. And now let's watch the Hillary faithful, aided by Operation Chaos operatives defend DUmmie noel711 against a force of Obama supporters against overwhelming odds in this screed against whitie.]


What utter bullshit. "betrayed by white people"


[Just another case of whitie keepin whitie in...his...place?]


So Ed Rendell talks BS?


[Fast Eddie talks the talk and walks the walk.]


Some grad student with an over-developed sense of white guilt supports Obama.


[It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a university professor to over-develop white guilt with BS.]


Dumb bigots who pee their pants at the sight of Osama Bin Laden support the GOP lite candidate.


[Conservatives line up their crosshairs at the sight of Osama Bin Laden.]


Since I live in lower Manhattan, I can tell you I don't give a flying f**k about that spoiled rich boy Osama bin Ladin.


[One fine day, one of our great aviators or infantrymen will give a flying f**k to Osama, and you'll be one of his virgins.]


"White guilt"? Quite unfair. YOu don't know our family, and you dont' know where we've lived or how we've lived.


[We just emancipated Dilsey last year. Sunday dinner's not been the same since, but we endured. A body does get around.]


what bothers me about stating race BETRAYAL s YOU are making this about race. I voted for Obama in the primary as a second choice to edwards...and not because he was black. I actually can't stand Hillary. Not because I don't like women or white people.


[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]


DU tells me I am obligated to vote my vagina every day, or I'm a self-loathing woman.


[See your doctor if you experience hanging chads as that might be a sign of a rare but serious medical condition.]


No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists.


[O-bama, Ho-bama, Hey-bama, Bama-Bama Superstar!]

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

BigJerr exposed.

Shakes down elderly DUers for donor stars for his sockpuppets.

News at 11.

Those Harvard Hardy Boys are at it again.

And BJ / CG is fiddling, spinning, and denying, while DW burns.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! There's a picture of BigJerrCrazyGuggenheim.

Does BJCG realize that Skinner can subpoena him, and prove that all Crazy Guggenheim's public admissions of certain activities prove certain legal claims are valid?

Pop a big batch of popcorn.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! There's a picture of BigJerrCrazyGuggenheim.

Does BJCG realize that Skinner can subpoena him, and prove that all Crazy Guggenheim's public admissions of certain activities prove certain legal claims are valid?

Pop a big batch of popcorn.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't... breathe... identity politics... too thick... *GASP*...

11:51 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

She feels betrayed, not by the campaign, but by white people.

Then your daughter is, without any shred of doubt, the stupidest person on the planet. Congratulations!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

No, she's just an ordinary sociology or social work grad student. They're *all* the stupidest person on the planet.

Face it, DUmmies: If you vote for Hillary! you're a racist, and if you vote for Obama you're a sexist.

And all of you who voted for Edwards, well, you're racist sexists, you bastards!!

6:58 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

There's nothing more pathetic and deluded(and potentially more murderous)than idealistic young people.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There's nothing more pathetic and deluded(and potentially more murderous)than idealistic young people." elrond

Great. Now we have to be afraid of being murdered by pathetic, deluded, and idealistic young people.

You're too afraid, elrond. You're a pussy. You're afraid of everything including being murdered by idealistic young people. So scary.

Buck up for Christ's sake.

2:22 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-square,

What I'm really afraid of is being bored to death by your puerile sarcasm.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"t-square, what I'm really afraid of is being bored to death by your puerile sarcasm." elrond

"There's nothing more pathetic and deluded(and potentially more murderous)than idealistic young people." elrond

Maybe you'll read this "potentially more murderous" stuff again and get so bored you'll fall asleep. I can only hope.

Puerile. Now there's an interesting word - "French or Latin; French puéril, from Latin puerilis, from puer boy, child; akin to Sanskrit putra son, child and perhaps to Greek pais boy, child"

You said it, elrond. Not me.

And I wasn't being sarcastic. You're afraid of being murdered by idealistic young people. And now we know about the scary, sarcastic, boy children too.

1:28 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

Congratulations on your ability to read a dictionary. Too bad it hasn't enabled you to think or write clearly.

You also forgot this: "puerile: 1)trivial; childish; immature."

Sums you up in three words.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Britt said...

Look, we need to make accommodations. Lefties don't understand humor. The sense of humor is surgically removed once you receive your Party card. It's not that he doesn't get it, he's just physically incapable of understanding it. It's like asking a blind man to describe a sunset. Lefties cannot make jokes.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lefties don't understand humor." britt

HaHaHa.

"It's not that he doesn't get it, he's just physically incapable of understanding it" britt

HaHaHaHaHaHa.

"It's like asking a blind man to describe a sunset." britt

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please stop!!! You're right. You're much more funny than we are.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sums you up in three words" elrond

And doesn't explain why you consider idealistic young people "murderous". Just explain it, elrond. I didn't say it, you did. Why are idealistic young people murderous? Back up your silly assertion, jackass, or get off the bus. Or stay on the bus and keep saying what you're saying. It's all good with me.

1:44 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"No real breathing human being has ever, will ever, vote against Obama because he is the messiah. Except, of course, for all those racists."

A bit of irony at DU. I'm impressed!

4:11 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

"I didn't say it, you did."

Sigh! Get out your dictionary and look up the word "potentially". Then re-read my post and stop talking like a schmuck.

4:45 PM  

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