Tuesday, April 22, 2008

DUmmies Celebrate Obama PA Primary Victory

Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne. Obama has already won the Pennsylvania primary. Yes, the DUmmies are already celebrating the victory that is yet to happen. In fact, the actual election results are a mere technicality since the DUmmies have a poll showing that Barack will win. Yes, celebrate my little DUmmies. Guzzle down that Freudenschade brand of champagne. Finally Hillary can be put away permanently, never to come back slashing at Obama like Michael Myers. You can join the DUmmie victory celebration in progress at this THREAD titled, "Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)." So let us now watch the DUmmies pop the corks on their champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if there will be a serving of crow during the post-election celebrations, is in the [brackets]:

[UPDATE: I just talked to Ken Norton on the phone and he predicts that Hillary will drop out of the race in a couple of weeks. His predictions have been 100% consistent as you can see in THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.]


Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)


[No need to wait for the election results. It's a done deal!]


Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting


Obama 49

Clinton 46


[Freudenschade, baby!]


Wow. I guess we'll wait and see.

[Why wait? It's a done deal. Start celebrating the Obama victory NOW!]


That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.


[Michael Myers will finally be put to rest.]

need to silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth.. shes a monster after all


[Sleep well, my little DUmmie. Michael Myers will never rise again.]


I thought it was wooden stake through the heart... garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.


[Extra special effort to make sure Michael Myers remains permanently down.]


Be still my heart! I have been bracing for a single digit win for Clinton--and all of the insane spinning from her campaign in the aftermath. I have been guarded about optimistic predictions of an outright win by Obama. Damn...do I dare to hope that this pollster will prove to be correct again?


[Dare away, my little DUmmie!]

I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.


[DUmmieland is going to be really FUn to watch starting tomorrow!]


I am an Obama supporter but Ed Rendell the Governor here is putting his political machine behind Hillary. I think she will get enough votes from this to beat Obama by 5-10%.


[KILLJOY!!!]


PPP or SUSA? Battle of the Polls!!! One of them is wrong...


[Said the DUmmie biting his nails. The ironic thing here is that Obama could have put Hillary away for good in New Hampshire but too many DUmmies refrained from voting for "sure thing" Obama in favor of voting for McCain in the primary. This caused Hillary to win and breath new life into the political Michael Myers who continues to haunt them to this day. Hee! Hee!]


Their number of undecided is the smallest comparing to other polls


[Microanalyzed the nervous DUmmie.


Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.


[Lean back, my little DUmmie, and take a good whiff of this nitrous oxide so you can wake up on the other side of this election without waiting.]


It will be a double digit victory, and Obama will NOT get more than 37-44%


[OUCH! That is more than enough for Michael Myers to leap up from the dead.]


I hope you show up tomorrow night.


[For the Freudenschade victory party.]


We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.


[We gonna "throw-up" in the parking lot.]


Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!


[Oh Lord, deliver us from the wrath of Michael Myers.]


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW


[Begged the DUmmie channeling the soul of James Brown...PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]


Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.


[That means you would have to worship the goddess Gaia daily.]


Clinton has blown yet another double-digit lead I see. And this is reason #1 why she would be a lousy nominee for our party. But since there is no way in hell she will be the nominee, I can continue to sleep soundly at night.


[Pay no attention to Michael Myers peering in at you through your bedroom window.]

35 Comments:

Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

This should be good...

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Lonevoice said...

That sound, tomorrow AM, vaguely reminiscient of bubblewrap popping will be the heads of moonbats exploding.

Heh...

10:05 AM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

My Obama, with running mate James Earl Carter, will win 40 states AND DC!!!!! Then well send ALL you neocons to Gitmo!!!

1:00 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

No matter who wins, a lot of DUmmies will claim election fraud. They can't help themselves, DUmmies always see fraud in the defeat of a Democrat, any Democrat, even by a fellow Democrat. A century of Democrat election fraud has come home to roost in the DUmmie chicken coop.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kayinmaine,

After the election we'll send you back to the Maine state lunatic asylum for the shock therapy you obviously missed.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Hey Kayinsane, for shits and giggles let's assume you Libtards could actually disarm us and ship us to Gitmo, without getting your candy asses killed. My question is who will protect you from the terrorists you just released from Gitmo?? Just because you hate America as much as they do, dosen't mean they won't try to behead you unless you convert to Islam. Of course all you chicken shit aethist libtards will be bowing to Mecca the first time Hassan raises his sword and screams 'Hassan chop!!'

5:32 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

"That sound, tomorrow AM, vaguely reminiscient of bubblewrap popping will be the heads of moonbats exploding."

Probably. If it was their heads being pulled from their asses it would sound more like a B-52 bombing run.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Ouch!

Clinton 54%
Obama 46%

Freudenschade, Baby!

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clinton 55%
Obama 45%

As the cries of voter fraud ring out in DUmmieland.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Mmmmmm, the sweet sweet taste of DUmmie tears!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Marty Moonbat said...

This is fucking bullshit. First Bush steals the 2000, 2002,2004 elections, and now he steals PA for Hillary, by giving her the Diebold machines. Obama should of won that state by 30 points, except Limpballs sent all those phony Democrats in to vote for Hillibush. Fucking cheaters.. only progressives should be allowed to interfere in repug primaries..cuz your're too stupit to know any better. Bush is always fucking things up.. it's his fault people are bitter.. and Obama get's nailed for pointing it out...Fucking Bullshit!!

10:36 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

I heard Kay has already cleaned the Maine State Hospital out of all its Thorazine, Haldol and Lithium!

Freudenshade baby!

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh lawd, is dat a great disturbance in DUmmieland?

The race goes on! More wine! More popcorn!

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey Kayinsane, for shits and giggles let's assume you Libtards could actually disarm us and ship us to Gitmo, without getting your candy asses killed. My question is who will protect you from the terrorists you just released from Gitmo??" skully

Both Marty and kay seem scripted as do responses like skully's. Am I just imagining this?

But I, troglaman, would genuinely like to ask a few questions.

You're all absolutely glowing (in your usual creep-out way) about the Hill's win tonight. Why? Why is a victory for HRC in PA a victory for you? Honest question.

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Because, TMan, the longer it takes to decide who is the Dem winner the more turmoil in the Dem party.

Also, it's fun to read about the meltdown in DummieFunnies

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Because, TMan, the longer it takes to decide who is the Dem winner the more turmoil in the Dem party." sham

So what? How bout this concept, sham? Turmoil's necessary. Turmoil's healthy. It makes for better decision making. The longer the Dems fight it out, the more people Obama and Hillary will have to put people on the ground. They'll still be there when the general comes around this November. McCain has been going in circles for months mostly making an ass out of himself. We'll see.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Trogsy, your interest in our revelry belies your purported indifference to DUmbocrat turmoil. You're not fooling anyone, except possibly yourself.

5:40 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Poor t-man, your party is self destructing and the best you can come up with is that it will "put people on the ground?" Yea, and those people will continue to fight each other until the democrat convention where Hillary will be nominated and a riot will break out, just like it did in 1968.

Oh, and PJ, it looks like Ken Norton effect is working. Hillary 55 percent, Obama 45 Percent.

6:40 AM  
Blogger Corona said...

I'm still waiting for my spreadsheets.

But yeah, Freudlampshades! The Hildebeast still breathes. I wonder how the Dems who voted for McCain in New Hampshire are feeling right now. Break out the popcorn and bubblewrap.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Turmoil's necessary. Turmoil's healthy. It makes for better decision making.

Turmoil makes for bad, rash, emotional decision-making and opens the door to power grabs by thugs, looters and troglodytes. That this specific turmoil makes for some perverse entertainment is true. That it makes for good government is false.

The only thing these Democrat idiots are fighting over who's the better communist, who's the dirtier politician, and who can inflame the mob more.

If America is going to hell in a hand basket it's because we've forgotten that the country was founded on INDIVIDUAL rights, not collective looting and mooching. It's because our politicians are in on the looting and mooching. It's costing us all our freedom.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania"

So, how'd that work out for ya, baby?

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"My Obama, with running mate James Earl Carter, will win 40 states AND DC!!!!!"

Make that 39 states (AND DC) now. Complete meltdown in T-Minus 6 months and counting.

10:23 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Ken Norton has predicted the NC and IN primaries on May 6 with exact numbers. I will post his predictions this evening in a special Ken Norton edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.

12:46 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"If America is going to hell in a hand basket it's because we've forgotten that the country was founded on INDIVIDUAL rights, not collective looting and mooching. It's because our politicians are in on the looting and mooching. It's costing us all our freedom.:

Can I just stand here and applaud this? In fact, let me give dubya a 21-gun salute!

1:35 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Applause appreciated!

Just don't give me the clap! :)

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's because our politicians are in on the looting and mooching. It's costing us all our freedom." dubya

I, troglaman, couldn't agree more. This is why anyone with half a brain wouldn't want another RepubliDUm in office anywhere, anytime soon. They've (that'd be you) fubared just about everything that can be fubared. It's breath-taking, really, how badly things have been bungled. It's also why you want the Hillster to be the nominee. She bought into it. But so did Grandpa, bigtime. In fact, Grandpa wants to pretty much stay the course. So do you. You're going to have trouble with that come November.

1:59 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

This is why anyone with half a brain wouldn't want another RepubliDUm in office anywhere, anytime soon.

another strawman t-man...

Big gubmint is the problem and any DUmbocrat you ask will tell you that gubmint needs to do more (and get bigger and more expensive in the process). How do you pay for bigger and more expensive gubmint? By looting and mooching more off individuals (corporations are legally defined as individuals, btw).

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"You're going to have trouble with that come November."

Not really, as McCain wants to LOWER TAXES, and not raise them like the DUmmiecrats keep promising.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Big gubmint is the problem and any DUmbocrat you ask will tell you that gubmint needs to do more (and get bigger and more expensive in the process). How do you pay for bigger and more expensive gubmint? By looting and mooching more off individuals (corporations are legally defined as individuals, btw)." dubya

Do you think I'm stupid? Are you honestly telling me that there isn't a bigger gubmint now than there was 7 or 8 years ago? Or that we're not spending billions a month in Iraq and putting ourselves in debt to the tune of trillions? Are you actually telling me that the sparkle pony corporations are at the mercy of the "looting and mooching" poor? I can only marvel at your pretzel logic, dubya. It's something to behold.

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

The answer to that is YES!

8:16 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Are you honestly telling me that there isn't a bigger gubmint now than there was 7 or 8 years ago?

Did I say that? No. Yet another strawman, t-man.

If you'd follow things more carefully, you'd see that I said earlier: "It's because our politicians are in on the looting and mooching."

Note the non-partisan usage of of the pejorative "politicans." All the bastards in DC and state gubmints are looking to steal more of your wealth one way or another.

Dumbocrats are just more blatant at pandering to freeloaders the lie that it's "fair" in order to get them to vote against their own self-interest. They're still too stupid to realize Robin Hood was a good guy rather than a common looter and thug.

TANSTAAFL!

11:15 PM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Fingers got ahead of brain in the last edit. Last sentence should read:

They're still too stupid to realize Robin Hood was a common looter and thug rather than a good guy.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you'd follow things more carefully, you'd see that I said earlier: "It's because our politicians are in on the looting and mooching" dubya

Sorry dubya. What you said was "Turmoil makes for bad, rash, emotional decision-making and opens the door to power grabs by thugs, looters and troglodytes." You went on to say that "(corporations are legally defined as individuals, btw)"

Explain away. Who are the thugs, looters, and troglodytes? Talk about a straw man, you dumbass hypocrite.

2:00 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

None so blind as those who refuse to see, t-man.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, have you got things backwards.

7:13 PM  

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