DUmmies Celebrate Obama PA Primary Victory
[UPDATE: I just talked to Ken Norton on the phone and he predicts that Hillary will drop out of the race in a couple of weeks. His predictions have been 100% consistent as you can see in THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.]
Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)
[No need to wait for the election results. It's a done deal!]
Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting
Wow. I guess we'll wait and see.
[Why wait? It's a done deal. Start celebrating the Obama victory NOW!]
That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.
[Michael Myers will finally be put to rest.]
need to silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth.. shes a monster after all
[Sleep well, my little DUmmie. Michael Myers will never rise again.]
I thought it was wooden stake through the heart... garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.
[Extra special effort to make sure Michael Myers remains permanently down.]
Be still my heart! I have been bracing for a single digit win for Clinton--and all of the insane spinning from her campaign in the aftermath. I have been guarded about optimistic predictions of an outright win by Obama. Damn...do I dare to hope that this pollster will prove to be correct again?
[Dare away, my little DUmmie!]
I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.
[DUmmieland is going to be really FUn to watch starting tomorrow!]
I am an Obama supporter but Ed Rendell the Governor here is putting his political machine behind Hillary. I think she will get enough votes from this to beat Obama by 5-10%.
PPP or SUSA? Battle of the Polls!!! One of them is wrong...
[Said the DUmmie biting his nails. The ironic thing here is that Obama could have put Hillary away for good in New Hampshire but too many DUmmies refrained from voting for "sure thing" Obama in favor of voting for McCain in the primary. This caused Hillary to win and breath new life into the political Michael Myers who continues to haunt them to this day. Hee! Hee!]
Their number of undecided is the smallest comparing to other polls
[Microanalyzed the nervous DUmmie.
Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.
[Lean back, my little DUmmie, and take a good whiff of this nitrous oxide so you can wake up on the other side of this election without waiting.]
It will be a double digit victory, and Obama will NOT get more than 37-44%
[OUCH! That is more than enough for Michael Myers to leap up from the dead.]
I hope you show up tomorrow night.
[For the Freudenschade victory party.]
We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.
[We gonna "throw-up" in the parking lot.]
Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!
[Oh Lord, deliver us from the wrath of Michael Myers.]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW
[Begged the DUmmie channeling the soul of James Brown...PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]
Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.
[That means you would have to worship the goddess Gaia daily.]
Clinton has blown yet another double-digit lead I see. And this is reason #1 why she would be a lousy nominee for our party. But since there is no way in hell she will be the nominee, I can continue to sleep soundly at night.
[Pay no attention to Michael Myers peering in at you through your bedroom window.]