"Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy"
It looks like the GOP Lucy has pulled the football away from the Democrat Charlie Brown by SUPPORTING loony left Dennis Kucinich in his bid to advance HR 333, his bid to impeach Dick Cheney. In a completely unexpected move that shocked the House Democrat leadership, the Republicans voted pretty much as a block AGAINST tabling the Kookcinich resolution and it now goes to the House Judiciary Committee where Kookcinich's fellow kook, John Conyers, is itching to hold hearings on impeachment. This is a total embarrassment to the House leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer who just wish that Kookcinich and his dopey impeachment resolution would go away. Instead they were forced, by the Republican move against tabling, to avoid open debate on the House floor by sending HR 333 to the Judiciary Committee. And now the left is simultaneously angry at the Republicans for FOOLING them by supporting the impeachment resolution and also at Pelosi and Hoyer for attempting to kill the impeachment resolution. You can see the Charlie Brown Left in shock at being played for fools in this DUmmie THREAD as well as in this DUmmie THREAD. The KOmmies are also in a state of shock at the Republican support of the Kookcinich resolution as you can see in their THREAD beautifully titled, "Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy." Finally, for those who think the leftwing kooks are pretty much confined to DUmmieland and KOmmieland, I present this Washington Post comment THREAD on a WaPo story about this. Look carefully and in addition to the loony left rants on that WaPo comments section, you will see a Lucy/Charlie Brown analogy by a certain author of a "Hate Site." So let us now watch the left in an uproar over the impeachment conundrum that the Lucy GOP has forced them into in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a big shout out to all the many new DUFU fans brought here by Leftwing obsession with this "Hate Site," is in the [brackets]:
How Pathetic. More republicans have voted NOT to table than democrats.
[Lucy just tabled Charlie Brown.]
its exactly what the repubs want
[Hee! Hee!]
another fine day for Pelosi.
[A slight crack in the frozen face.]
It's a setup. There is nothing they would love more than to embarrass Democrats with an impeachment debate that Pelosi promised not to bring.
[We was fooled!]
Looks like a slap in the face to Hoyer which is fine by me. At least the "I" word has been exposed!
["Imbecile."]
This is awful anyway you slice it. The worst outcome possible is that the impeachment gets no support and Republicans can spin it as support for Cheney. This is just awful. We've been out-maneuvered again.
[I'm wif STOOPID!]
'We' nothing. Kucinich brought this about all by himself.
Be sure to thank him.
[The DUmmies are turning on Kookcinich for making them look like the DUmmies they are.]
Be sure you contact Kucinich and thank him for setting this up. I'll bet the Republicans are.
[Thank you, Dennis, for making us look like IDIOTS again!]
Perhaps that should clue you in to something huh? I can't believe that people don't understand this. The pukes WILL win a floor vote on the impeachment of darth, I guarantee you and will bet a f*cking mortgage payment on it. They want to force it to the floor to embarass the Democrats again and of course the Democrats are being fully complicit in it and will happily be embarassed.
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
The fact that people here are cheering this like a victory makes me want to drown myself in a keg of good ale.
[It's called beerboarding. And now on to the second DUmmie thread on this topic...]
Anyone have the guts to check Free Republic concerning this
[Are they laughing at us for being played for suckers?]
My guess, they're pointing out that 333 is the first half of 666.
[The second half being Chimpeachment of You Know Who.]
OK, I just went over there. the freepers are thrilled; they think that the repubs played the dems like a fiddle.
[Hee! Hee!]
i'm F*CKING pissed!
[Freudenschade, baby!]
They seem to think that we were set up. They're not alone.
[The easiest thing to accomplish is to set up the DUmmies.]
They say the GOP bit*hslapped the dems trapping them into following the Kook-inich into the looking glass.
[And over the cliff like good little leftwing lemmings.]
It's all a matter of framing. The question I have is, why did Kucinich allow this to be sent back to committee.
[DUmmies just love to play with that "framing" buzz word.]
It really is time for them to grow up and some of us as well, give and take has been set aside and it doesn't bode well for anyone in this country regardless of their political leanings.
[So the GOP gave you leftwing loons what you want and now you are crybabying about it?]
They're lauging at us -- the usual. I have a bad feeling that this will be killed in committee, and they'll have the last laugh. I'm sure they'll keep laughing until November 2008.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And now to KOmmieland...]
Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
Kucinich, his H. Res. 333 co-sponsors, several other Democrats, and most of the Republicans threw a wrench into the Democratic political strategy for winning the 2008 elections for federal office, with their vote against tabling the resolution.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
The Republicans helped Kucinich today, in their view to show the Democrats up as fools.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And now to read the other KOmmie rantings about being fooled again...]
Democrats were ineffective as the minority and Republicans are showing them to be ineffective as the majority.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
I feel like the woman in the Clapper commercial. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
[LOL! Good one!]
Your diary....is about the best explanation I've heard, short of the conspiracy theory that the Democrats are actually uninterested in winning.
[Pelosi, Hoyer, and Kookcinich are all sleeper Rovian agents.]
Ironically it is only the Democrats who dare attempt to kill us off.
[Nancy Pelosi has your back...where she is plunging her dagger.]
The Democrats goal is to lose in 2008.
[From your lips to Goddess Gaia's ears.]
When the Dems took back the House in 2004, I'm afraid we got a raging case of "Meet the new bosses... (almost) the same as the old bosses" - just without the gay sex scandals.
[Which Alternate Reality were you spacing out in when the Dems took back the House in 2004?]
It really GRIEVES me to have to face the complete and utter incompetence and impotence of our politicians to deal with the GRAVE problems we face--and I mean OUR politicians, the Dem ones as well as the GOP. I am approaching Old Ladyhood here and have been a Democrat for my entire life...and my disillusionment with our system and the pathetic circus it has devolved to is almost complete at this point. It's not even about Democrats vs Republicans anymore, can we get past the partisan bickering to realize what's really going on so we can deal with it?
[May I ease your grief by showing you several warm and fuzzy pics of Nancy Pelosi coddling her grandchildren? And finally we go to the Washington Post comment section on this story where we join the leftwing loons in the midst of angered grief...]
Let's make sure that Cheney goes, then we can impeach Bush.
[You mean CHIMPEACH Bush.]
It's about time. We life-long Democrats (not left-wing) have been waiting for someone to stand up for us and the country and the Constitution. Kudos to Dennis Kucinich and his 22 co-sponsors - true profiles in courage!
[Don't deny it. You're left-wing as are most Democrats nowadays.]
where are the democrats that used to represent the common people?
[Flying into the air as Lucy pulls the football away.]
I've never marched or protested in my life. I'm not a political activist in any sense of the word. I'm a businessman and a pragmatist. My only "radical" attribute is the inclination to read, not just newspapers, but magazines, and, gasp, history. Bush Cheney are the worst. They are a threat to our constitution, our national security, and our way of life. Impeach Cheney now. Save Bush for later.
[Input from Mr. Pragmatic.]
Impeach Cheney, he is a criminal, a murderer, a liar and a war profiteer.
[Does he also run a "Hate Site" humor blog?]
Hopefully it will go beyond impeachment - Nuremburg II is quite in order.
[Would you just settle for The Hague XXIV?]
Despotism at it's finest. Thankyou Democrats. You let this happen because your cowering to the GOP. Nancy Pelosi.. Absolutely pathetic. Democrats are really showing that they are week.
[Something that happens on a weakly basis.]
The Republicans only outsmarted themselves.
[And Up is Down.]
If the Dems refuse to impeach, is it time to build guillotines?
[Islamofascists perfer the slower method.]
Now Conyers has the marching orders and the tools to do what is necessary.
[Much to the annoyance of Pelosi and Hoyer.]
The Democratic Leaders are SPINELESS.They won't fight for it even if its the right thing to do.
[May invite you to a Pelosi fundraiser?]
Kucinich is like the Chinese kid standing up against the tank in Tiananmen Square --- but this tank of repression is driven by both the phony two-party Republicans and Democrats committed to maintaining the global corporate Empire behind this facade of 'Vichy America'.
[More like a kid standing up against the UFO in Roswell.]
Ah, the beauty of the comment sections. Now WaPo knows who its readers are.
[Leftwing loons.]
If it were up to Conyers, he would have brought Impeachment proceedings forward months ago, but Pelosi will not allow it. She will probably stop him again. We will probably hear no more about it, even though millions in this country feel Impeachment is the only way to save our Democracy.
[Or your sanity.]
Pelosi and other Democratic leaders abdicated their duties and responsibilities the very first day in power, and it took the GOP to put the House back on track and get them to do their jobs. That is the real embarrassment for the Democrats, not the fact impeachment was brought up in the first place.
[It took the GOP to bring out the inner loon in the Left.]
Impeachment,no. Tar and feather, Yes!
[A reasonable voice from the Left.]
Pelosi should be impeached too. By refusing to prosecute a truly impeachable offense, she is in dereliction of her duty to protect the constitution. And for protecting Bush and Cheney from prosecution, she should be considered complicit in their crimes.
[Tripeachment!]
Everyone should watch Naiomi Wolf's speech on 1984comic.com. We just have to make sure the fascists masquerading as republicans are not in power for much longer.
[Watch Naomi perform comedy.]
I think people are missing a much more sinister move by the Republicans in what they did. I think they are actually trying to give Kucinich a boost in order to split the Democratic vote should he decide to run as an independent. The only embarrassment to the Democrats is that they didn't back this resolution. They were supposedly sent to Congress to make a change, and by tabling impeachment of the most corrupt vice president in history, they are WORSE than the Republicans because they are allowing him to stay in place. Kucinich is the only politician with the courage and integrity to DO SOMETHING. Politics in America today was in the Twilight Zone, but don't underestimate the Republican dirty tricks.
[A dirty Republican trick of bringing out your lunacy.]
I'm going to send $10 to Dennis Kucinich just to show my support. You should too.
[Dennis Kucinich is just $10 away from impeaching Cheney!]
Way to go Dennis! It's amazing that Pelosi has any kind of reputation for being a far-left liberal. She and Diane Feinstein ought to step aside and let real liberals move into leadership positions. My only regret is that Cheney isn't being brought up on war crimes charges.
[My only regret is that you won't be a featured speaker at next summer's Democrat Convention.]
I hope Mr. Kane will re-educate himself on the views of Americans about impeachment.
[A month in a Walmart re-education camp should do the trick.]
The Vice President of our GREAT COUNTRY is a disgrace.He is a LIAR-he has a dirty mouth ,he is a drunk that can shoot his own friend and have his BOSS cover it up.
[He TORE tags off of mattresses!]
While we're at it, could we PLEASE impeach Pelosi and Reid??? Who is she to say it's off the table?
[While we're at it, could we PLEASE impeach Bullwinkle and Rocky!]
Forget impeachment, too lenient for these traitors. Hang a noose near Cheney's ranch in Wyoming and storm his house, drag him out and be done with it. Then head down to Crawford Texas.
[Feel the LOVE from a member of the Left which accuses the DUmmie FUnnies of being a "Hate Site." ...And now we leave you with this video below of the loons in action at an impeachment rally from last April.]
33 Comments:
An outstanding edition, P.J.
Of course, you didn't have to do much work. I've been laughing all week at the Democrats' embarrassment.
I honestly can't recall a recent example of more complete political pwnage. This is even funnier than when Charlie Rangel had to vote against his own draft resolution.
For an ideology that seems convinced it is our intellectual superior, they sure do fall into a lot of easy to spot traps, don't they?
That must drive them crazy. ;)
And what is the obsession with impeachment, anyway? I blame Republicans in part: if they wouldn't have impeached Clinton, perhaps the other side wouldn't be so eager.
But still ... we're now less than ONE YEAR from the elections. It's no longer even remotely possible that anyone will be impeached.
And that, too, must drive neo-libs bonkers.
But what I don't grasp is why they seem determined to throw away an election that a glance at history suggests they should win.
If they keep pounding this impeachment drum, they may once again manage to pull defeat from the jaws of victory. And I'll probably die laughing if they manage that one.
You know who I sincerely feel sorry for? Hillary and Pelosi and all the other Democrats that may be liberals ... but they ain't far-left loons.
Imagine being them and having to deal with this.
God bless the DUmmies. They're too stupid to even recognize their own political self-destruction.
Well, at least they can always blame the next loss on voter fraud. Which guarantees you lots of good material!
I hope you are laughing this much when you have no rights left. Enjoy your freedom while you can.
Thanks, anonymous!
So DUmmie humiliation = no rights.
Got it!
tard.
So, this sort of thing is supposed to be funny?
Yet another reason not to miss the hollyweird writers being on strike.
No one could make up anything as entertaining as this.
It sure is fun watching the libtards do their best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
"
I feel like the woman in the Clapper commercial. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
DUmmies don't even have the brains to tell the difference between the Clapper and LifeAlert. I hope that one's parents have at least one sane kid.
Anonymous said...
I hope you are laughing this much when you have no rights left. Enjoy your freedom while you can.
10:24 AM
Of course, if the Dems win it all in 2008, all us Reich wingers will be outlawed and sent to "treatment".
BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAaaa!
...!
You know... With the Writer's Strike, this is the PERFECT 'Reality' (in as much as DUmmies are part of reality)Show!
Just a doof reading this (in a Perry Logan/Kucinich/Code Pinko/etc., voice), with a bland commentator making the asides, would be endlessly entertaining!
Oh Lord! The thing just writes itself! And the supply is damn near endless!
...And this show could be put together for almost nothing!
"FGFM said... So, this sort of thing is supposed to be funny?"
Well, no. It's just that when a "superior" liberal, rants, raves, postures, and harangues, then stumbles, rips his pants wide open, falls into the cake and the rolls out an open window into the street to be run over by a bus... AND when it happens over, and over, and over...
You can't help yourself! Really! You DUmmies are priceless!
Hey! I hear John Kerry figured out how he's going to take on the Swifties when he runs again! LOL! And only how many years too late?
(Still no records release though).
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308657,00.html
Crash! Bang! Rip! Splorch! Thud! Vrooooom! (Squish).
P.J.
Love the wit and sharp edged humor. One teensey weensie trifle. Can you please limit your usage of the Goddess Gia. She is not pleased (its an ego thing). I can tell because the ground is rumbling underneath me. Or actually it might be our resident spirit, Bob, an enlightened soul from Atlantis who perfers to spend his time under living room chairs....
Anyway keep up the good work. I've a smudge stick with your name on it. You really need to smudge after traisping around DU and KOS. Just so you keep negative attachments at bay. Where can I mail it?
Yes, it certainly is infuriating that Congress just doesn't get where the rest of the nation is at...
Wow! And the only thing lower than the Bush approval ratings
Is the Reid/Pelosi Congress approval ratings!
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/polls/archive/?poll_id=18
Presently 7 points BELOW Bush!
Actually ... I would like to see another 15-20 years of the Reid/Pelosi vs. Bush/Cheney show. Congress is doing zilch of any real importance right now, which is a really good thing for America. Bush/Cheney/Reid/Pelosi in '08!
>>>>They're lauging at us -- the usual. I have a bad feeling that this will be killed in committee, and they'll have the last laugh. I'm sure they'll keep laughing until November 2008.
No, no! Let all the House Repubs votes with the far left nuts to pass articles of gimpeachment. It will be a beautiful sight when Kook-cinich, as the House gimpeachment manager, stumbles and fumbles trying to come with an actual reason for gimpeachment. And the media will have no choice but to cover the biggest embarrassment to the Democrat Party since Monica.
"I feel like the woman in the Clapper commercial."
Clap on... Clap off... Impeachment!
"[He TORE tags off of mattresses!]"
Good one, PJ!
Hasn't Li'l Beaver taught you numbskulls how to create a hyperlink?
Sheesh...
I keep waiting for specifics of the nefarious, deadly, murderous, traitorous crimes of Dick Cheney and George Bush.
All I hear are generalities and name-calling. Do the DUmmies understand that you can't impeach someone just because your hatred for them approaches derangement?
Will they ever understand that schizoid breaks with reality and mad hysteria are not attractive or persuasive?
They just FEEL so damn much...and KNOW so damn little.
Shame, really.
Hey! That's right!
Except for some vague "violated the oath of office" rubbish, no charge was leveled.
I am led (by some research) to understand that things like "Bribery" and "Treason" are the sorts of charges that one needs to begin impeachment proceedings.
And 'no' "Lying" about the war doesn't count. In the Clinton impeachment it was established that lying is not a high crime or misdemeanor.
...And please. No collection of cooked-up bunk. No list of talking points and other flotsam.
Just one crime that a competent official is alleging, has evidence for, and that the Vice-President may be found guilty of beyond a reasonable doubt.
It is just too fun watching the DUmmies and the Koskids fall al over themselves. The Far Left in this country should be recorded for comic relief and bottled up so people can see what idiots they were in the future.
As with most of you, I am still looking for one point ot crime or anything that constitutes a High Crime or Misdemeanor, all ther is is inuendoes and made up stories.
Please, ease up on your endless assault PJ. One more copy paste from DU and the DNC is likely to collapse. Truly, you are a king among men.
Also, you're more famous than Rush Limbaugh now - you should start flaunting that a little more.
sent this to web awards today
Hi by now I am sure you are aware of the campaign by the left leaning blogs to undermine the blog Dummie Funnies.
I am not fond of the liberal thought line, but in all honesty, they are stuffing the ballot box in favor of a blog they have never read. They admit freely to this, as a short perusal of DU KOS or other leftist boards will show. In all fairness to PJfunnies who has a good following, and was in the lead till the left found out about his nomination, I feel you might consider canceling the funniest competition untill it can be dealt with in a fair evenhanded way. I have no horse in this race, just find it unpleasant that the awards are tainted in this manner.
Thanks for your patience
Ellis
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Dear Ellis zippe43467
That was a kind and decent thing to do.
I'm sure all here appreciate it, but really, DUFU survives on the rabid, foaming hatred, defusing it with humor, and moving America (smiling) to a better place.
In retrospect, perhaps we should all be a little more kind and decent to the poor folk for whom 'crushing your enemies, hearing the lamentations of their women...etc., etc., is what they call "politics".
Sustaining that kind of rhetoric, profanity, hysteria and hatred has to be exhausting. They will surely suffer mentally and physically, not to mention socially.
Thanksgiving is coming. They need some time to cool off or they're likely to have their collective asses kicked by less judgemental family members.
If they "win" by these means, we will know it. The world knows it, and it will be a badge of shame, of bullying, of cowardice, of meanness.
Cheaters never prosper, and thus, their downward spiral continues.
And that's sad.
I feel you might consider canceling the funniest competition untill it can be dealt with in a fair evenhanded way.
I totally agree. A fair, evenhanded method might be having some kind of popular vote where people vote their preference for "Funniest Blog"...Oh wait, we have that. The people have spoken and DUFUs loses. I don't see the problem with that. Do you?
Of course, when PJ was out soliciting votes everywhere he could think of, including secretaries who had never heard of his crummy blog, I guess that was a "fair and evenhanded" method of voting.
>>Of course, when PJ was out soliciting votes everywhere he could think of, including secretaries who had never heard of his crummy blog, I guess that was a "fair and evenhanded" method of voting.
ZOMG! I knew it! The Rovian Machine is rigging the Funniest Blog vote!
::puts up a chart full of references to Diebold, Dan Rather, Karl Rove, and the Five Jewish Bankers, with lines and arrows connecting all of them::
Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left.
As the Weblog Awards near their close, let's have a little musical tribute to PJ.
"PJ's Song (Part 2)"
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
By Sadly, No! my ass is beaten.
I tried to freep the vote.
I trolled for votes down each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
"Of course, when PJ was out soliciting votes everywhere he could think of, including secretaries who had never heard of his crummy blog, I guess that was a "fair and evenhanded" method of voting."
In case you are having a little trouble figuring it out, Here's a few golden nuggets from the DUmmies themselves:
Please DU this poll!!! Keep an idiot at FR from winning!
Please go vote for the Sadly Not blog as the funniest, regardless of if you even know what Sadly Not is (which I don't and frankly don't care). Just so this moron doesn't win.
We need to give this story legs. I suggest we try to spread this to every liberal blog and even regular newspapers.
I emailed info and links to Crooks and Liars, Huffington Post and several other blogs. Don't know if they will cover it but at least I tried.
Link
As you can see, the DUmmies are asking their members, and soliciting others, to fix the voting by casting votes for another site; not because they think another site is funnier, but just to make sure PJ can't win. Typical of liberals, they do the very same thing they accuse others of doing, like rigging the voting process by casting fraudulent votes.
PJ, in comparison, has been asking people to vote for him. He has NOT been asking people to rig the voting in his favor, or against someone else's site. As a matter of fact, he deleted a comment here a few days ago from someone who told people how to cheat because he doesn't want people to cheat for him.
So, you tell me, who is NOT being fair and evenhanded? I'll give you a hint: It isn't PJ and his supporters.
Wrecking the Dem 2008 STRATEGY?!?
Damn, they actually had a strategy? Who knew?
Cheer up, PJ. You're sure to win an award for shittiest blog next year! Hell, I'd go so far as to bother random secretaries in businesses I'd never heard of just to get them to vote for you to win that award.
It is a sign of PJ's growing Internet fame that he is now attracting comment spam like Project 71. In your face, moonbats!!11eleventy!
I'm going to send $10 to Dennis Kucinich just to show my support. You should too.
What's with everything costing 10 bucks in Dummieland??
Its like they got a Hamilton fetish or something.
It's almost as weird as their obsession with the Hague.. Where apparently the Hall of Justice and the Super Friends are.
Skully
The idiocy of the Kook was amazing to behold. Almost makes me feel sorry for Pelosi and Hoyer that so many Democrats are just plain nuts.
Shadegg and Boehner played them like a fiddle. I wonder what the atmosphere is like for the Kook in the Dem caucus now ?
Will be fun to see what mud the moonbats drag John Conyers through: If he decides to hold hearings on impeachment, Pelosi and Hoyer will be all over him like a cheap suit, if he doesn't the nutroots will go mad.
Kind of a shame too, as Conyers is a reliable liberal. These people are eating their own. FUn to watch, but kind of sad.
and your obsession continues!
seriously, what does this site say about you?
just get it over with, get naked and screw a DU sign.
ive never seen somebody be so infatuated with people on a website. let alone a political one with people youll never meet(well ya might since u obviously have the stalker instinct).
oh well. im sure even me saying that will ENRAGE you with even more obsession.
but seriously
isnt there something better... a lil more constructive... that you could do with your time?
its one thing to dislike people, but gees man.. youre just as whacked out as the people you attempt to make fun of.
its like watching the loonie discuss why the asylum is full of crazys. haha
sent this to web awards today
Hi by now I am sure you are aware of the campaign by the left leaning blogs to undermine the blog Dummie Funnies.
I am not fond of the liberal thought line, but in all honesty, they are stuffing the ballot box in favor of a blog they have never read. They admit freely to this, as a short perusal of DU KOS or other leftist boards will show. In all fairness to PJfunnies who has a good following, and was in the lead till the left found out about his nomination, I feel you might consider canceling the funniest competition untill it can be dealt with in a fair evenhanded way. I have no horse in this race, just find it unpleasant that the awards are tainted in this manner.
You're kidding, right? I'm a conservative, but 1)This site is the antithesis of funny 2)You seriously sent a letter to the WizBangerz saying that people were voting for a blog as "funniest", even though they don't actually think it's the funniest blog?
Dude, that's embarrassing.
Now, go ahead and call me a 'DUmmie'.
Yeesh.
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