"Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy"
It looks like the GOP Lucy has pulled the football away from the Democrat Charlie Brown by SUPPORTING loony left Dennis Kucinich in his bid to advance HR 333, his bid to impeach Dick Cheney. In a completely unexpected move that shocked the House Democrat leadership, the Republicans voted pretty much as a block AGAINST tabling the Kookcinich resolution and it now goes to the House Judiciary Committee where Kookcinich's fellow kook, John Conyers, is itching to hold hearings on impeachment. This is a total embarrassment to the House leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer who just wish that Kookcinich and his dopey impeachment resolution would go away. Instead they were forced, by the Republican move against tabling, to avoid open debate on the House floor by sending HR 333 to the Judiciary Committee. And now the left is simultaneously angry at the Republicans for FOOLING them by supporting the impeachment resolution and also at Pelosi and Hoyer for attempting to kill the impeachment resolution. You can see the Charlie Brown Left in shock at being played for fools in this DUmmie THREAD as well as in this DUmmie THREAD. The KOmmies are also in a state of shock at the Republican support of the Kookcinich resolution as you can see in their THREAD beautifully titled, "Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy." Finally, for those who think the leftwing kooks are pretty much confined to DUmmieland and KOmmieland, I present this Washington Post comment THREAD on a WaPo story about this. Look carefully and in addition to the loony left rants on that WaPo comments section, you will see a Lucy/Charlie Brown analogy by a certain author of a "Hate Site." So let us now watch the left in an uproar over the impeachment conundrum that the Lucy GOP has forced them into in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a big shout out to all the many new DUFU fans brought here by Leftwing obsession with this "Hate Site," is in the [brackets]:
How Pathetic. More republicans have voted NOT to table than democrats.
[Lucy just tabled Charlie Brown.]
its exactly what the repubs want
another fine day for Pelosi.
[A slight crack in the frozen face.]
It's a setup. There is nothing they would love more than to embarrass Democrats with an impeachment debate that Pelosi promised not to bring.
[We was fooled!]
Looks like a slap in the face to Hoyer which is fine by me. At least the "I" word has been exposed!
This is awful anyway you slice it. The worst outcome possible is that the impeachment gets no support and Republicans can spin it as support for Cheney. This is just awful. We've been out-maneuvered again.
[I'm wif STOOPID!]
'We' nothing. Kucinich brought this about all by himself.
Be sure to thank him.
[The DUmmies are turning on Kookcinich for making them look like the DUmmies they are.]
Be sure you contact Kucinich and thank him for setting this up. I'll bet the Republicans are.
[Thank you, Dennis, for making us look like IDIOTS again!]
Perhaps that should clue you in to something huh? I can't believe that people don't understand this. The pukes WILL win a floor vote on the impeachment of darth, I guarantee you and will bet a f*cking mortgage payment on it. They want to force it to the floor to embarass the Democrats again and of course the Democrats are being fully complicit in it and will happily be embarassed.
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
The fact that people here are cheering this like a victory makes me want to drown myself in a keg of good ale.
[It's called beerboarding. And now on to the second DUmmie thread on this topic...]
Anyone have the guts to check Free Republic concerning this
[Are they laughing at us for being played for suckers?]
My guess, they're pointing out that 333 is the first half of 666.
[The second half being Chimpeachment of You Know Who.]
OK, I just went over there. the freepers are thrilled; they think that the repubs played the dems like a fiddle.
i'm F*CKING pissed!
They seem to think that we were set up. They're not alone.
[The easiest thing to accomplish is to set up the DUmmies.]
They say the GOP bit*hslapped the dems trapping them into following the Kook-inich into the looking glass.
[And over the cliff like good little leftwing lemmings.]
It's all a matter of framing. The question I have is, why did Kucinich allow this to be sent back to committee.
[DUmmies just love to play with that "framing" buzz word.]
It really is time for them to grow up and some of us as well, give and take has been set aside and it doesn't bode well for anyone in this country regardless of their political leanings.
[So the GOP gave you leftwing loons what you want and now you are crybabying about it?]
They're lauging at us -- the usual. I have a bad feeling that this will be killed in committee, and they'll have the last laugh. I'm sure they'll keep laughing until November 2008.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And now to KOmmieland...]
Kucinich is Wrecking the Dem 2008 Strategy
Kucinich, his H. Res. 333 co-sponsors, several other Democrats, and most of the Republicans threw a wrench into the Democratic political strategy for winning the 2008 elections for federal office, with their vote against tabling the resolution.
The Republicans helped Kucinich today, in their view to show the Democrats up as fools.
[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And now to read the other KOmmie rantings about being fooled again...]
Democrats were ineffective as the minority and Republicans are showing them to be ineffective as the majority.
I feel like the woman in the Clapper commercial. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
[LOL! Good one!]
Your diary....is about the best explanation I've heard, short of the conspiracy theory that the Democrats are actually uninterested in winning.
[Pelosi, Hoyer, and Kookcinich are all sleeper Rovian agents.]
Ironically it is only the Democrats who dare attempt to kill us off.
[Nancy Pelosi has your back...where she is plunging her dagger.]
The Democrats goal is to lose in 2008.
[From your lips to Goddess Gaia's ears.]
When the Dems took back the House in 2004, I'm afraid we got a raging case of "Meet the new bosses... (almost) the same as the old bosses" - just without the gay sex scandals.
[Which Alternate Reality were you spacing out in when the Dems took back the House in 2004?]
It really GRIEVES me to have to face the complete and utter incompetence and impotence of our politicians to deal with the GRAVE problems we face--and I mean OUR politicians, the Dem ones as well as the GOP. I am approaching Old Ladyhood here and have been a Democrat for my entire life...and my disillusionment with our system and the pathetic circus it has devolved to is almost complete at this point. It's not even about Democrats vs Republicans anymore, can we get past the partisan bickering to realize what's really going on so we can deal with it?
[May I ease your grief by showing you several warm and fuzzy pics of Nancy Pelosi coddling her grandchildren? And finally we go to the Washington Post comment section on this story where we join the leftwing loons in the midst of angered grief...]
Let's make sure that Cheney goes, then we can impeach Bush.
[You mean CHIMPEACH Bush.]
It's about time. We life-long Democrats (not left-wing) have been waiting for someone to stand up for us and the country and the Constitution. Kudos to Dennis Kucinich and his 22 co-sponsors - true profiles in courage!
[Don't deny it. You're left-wing as are most Democrats nowadays.]
where are the democrats that used to represent the common people?
[Flying into the air as Lucy pulls the football away.]
I've never marched or protested in my life. I'm not a political activist in any sense of the word. I'm a businessman and a pragmatist. My only "radical" attribute is the inclination to read, not just newspapers, but magazines, and, gasp, history. Bush Cheney are the worst. They are a threat to our constitution, our national security, and our way of life. Impeach Cheney now. Save Bush for later.
[Input from Mr. Pragmatic.]
Impeach Cheney, he is a criminal, a murderer, a liar and a war profiteer.
[Does he also run a "Hate Site" humor blog?]
Hopefully it will go beyond impeachment - Nuremburg II is quite in order.
[Would you just settle for The Hague XXIV?]
Despotism at it's finest. Thankyou Democrats. You let this happen because your cowering to the GOP. Nancy Pelosi.. Absolutely pathetic. Democrats are really showing that they are week.
[Something that happens on a weakly basis.]
The Republicans only outsmarted themselves.
[And Up is Down.]
If the Dems refuse to impeach, is it time to build guillotines?
[Islamofascists perfer the slower method.]
Now Conyers has the marching orders and the tools to do what is necessary.
[Much to the annoyance of Pelosi and Hoyer.]
The Democratic Leaders are SPINELESS.They won't fight for it even if its the right thing to do.
[May invite you to a Pelosi fundraiser?]
Kucinich is like the Chinese kid standing up against the tank in Tiananmen Square --- but this tank of repression is driven by both the phony two-party Republicans and Democrats committed to maintaining the global corporate Empire behind this facade of 'Vichy America'.
[More like a kid standing up against the UFO in Roswell.]
Ah, the beauty of the comment sections. Now WaPo knows who its readers are.
If it were up to Conyers, he would have brought Impeachment proceedings forward months ago, but Pelosi will not allow it. She will probably stop him again. We will probably hear no more about it, even though millions in this country feel Impeachment is the only way to save our Democracy.
[Or your sanity.]
Pelosi and other Democratic leaders abdicated their duties and responsibilities the very first day in power, and it took the GOP to put the House back on track and get them to do their jobs. That is the real embarrassment for the Democrats, not the fact impeachment was brought up in the first place.
[It took the GOP to bring out the inner loon in the Left.]
Impeachment,no. Tar and feather, Yes!
[A reasonable voice from the Left.]
Pelosi should be impeached too. By refusing to prosecute a truly impeachable offense, she is in dereliction of her duty to protect the constitution. And for protecting Bush and Cheney from prosecution, she should be considered complicit in their crimes.
Everyone should watch Naiomi Wolf's speech on 1984comic.com. We just have to make sure the fascists masquerading as republicans are not in power for much longer.
[Watch Naomi perform comedy.]
I think people are missing a much more sinister move by the Republicans in what they did. I think they are actually trying to give Kucinich a boost in order to split the Democratic vote should he decide to run as an independent. The only embarrassment to the Democrats is that they didn't back this resolution. They were supposedly sent to Congress to make a change, and by tabling impeachment of the most corrupt vice president in history, they are WORSE than the Republicans because they are allowing him to stay in place. Kucinich is the only politician with the courage and integrity to DO SOMETHING. Politics in America today was in the Twilight Zone, but don't underestimate the Republican dirty tricks.
[A dirty Republican trick of bringing out your lunacy.]
I'm going to send $10 to Dennis Kucinich just to show my support. You should too.
[Dennis Kucinich is just $10 away from impeaching Cheney!]
Way to go Dennis! It's amazing that Pelosi has any kind of reputation for being a far-left liberal. She and Diane Feinstein ought to step aside and let real liberals move into leadership positions. My only regret is that Cheney isn't being brought up on war crimes charges.
[My only regret is that you won't be a featured speaker at next summer's Democrat Convention.]
I hope Mr. Kane will re-educate himself on the views of Americans about impeachment.
[A month in a Walmart re-education camp should do the trick.]
The Vice President of our GREAT COUNTRY is a disgrace.He is a LIAR-he has a dirty mouth ,he is a drunk that can shoot his own friend and have his BOSS cover it up.
[He TORE tags off of mattresses!]
While we're at it, could we PLEASE impeach Pelosi and Reid??? Who is she to say it's off the table?
[While we're at it, could we PLEASE impeach Bullwinkle and Rocky!]
Forget impeachment, too lenient for these traitors. Hang a noose near Cheney's ranch in Wyoming and storm his house, drag him out and be done with it. Then head down to Crawford Texas.
[Feel the LOVE from a member of the Left which accuses the DUmmie FUnnies of being a "Hate Site." ...And now we leave you with this video below of the loons in action at an impeachment rally from last April.]