Monday, November 05, 2007

Leftwing Blogosphere Erupts In an Obsessive Firestorm Over DUFUs



WOW! What an wild 24 non-business hours it has been! The Leftwing Blogosphere has ERUPTED in a wild firestorm of obsession about even the fact that the DUmmie FUnnies is a finalist in the 2007 Weblog Awards (vote for the DUmmie FUnnies as FUnniest Blog by clicking HERE). For starters, Head DUmmie Skinner has allowed not just ONE but TWO threads obsessing over the DUmmie FUnnies to go up on the DUmmie "Greatest Page." This is an historical first. Previously you could count the deletion in seconds of any thread/post in DUmmieland mentioning the DUmmie FUnnies in any way whatever. In addition, the leftwing anti-religion (except for Muslims) Sadly No! dedicated two threads to the DUFUs overnight. Throughout the leftwing blogosphere was even more obsession with the DUFUs. Finally just to get an idea of their obsession with the DUFUs, take a look at this Weblog Awards Forum THREAD titled, "You have a hate site nominated as 'Funniest'" which currently runs 10 pages long. If you mock the DUmmies via the EVIL method of exposing their own words using Copy & Paste you're labeled a "Hate Site." They are even equating the DUmmie FUnnies with StormFront. I kid you not. So let us now look at the first of the DUmmie threads where the DUmmies are obsessing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the Leftwing Loons for all the free publicity, is in the [brackets]:


Please DU this poll!!! Keep an idiot at FR from winning!


[Please Stop him!!! He is mocking us by exposing our rantings to the public via Copy & Paste!]


That idiot over at FR that does the incredibly unfunny DUmmie FUnnies, (notice the capitalization of DU with FU) is up for some kind of funniest blog award. His main challenger is the Sadly Not blog who apparently isn't even campaigning like this idiot at FR is. The FR fool has been constantly spamming everything he can find to win.



[We can't let him win. So let us defeat ourselves another way by giving the DUmmie FUnnies bigtime exposure by obsessing over it like loons!]


Sooooooooo.......


[...Let's go BERSERK!!!]


Please go vote for the Sadly Not blog as the funniest, regardless of if you even know what Sadly Not is (which I don't and frankly don't care). Just so this moron doesn't win.



[Vote for Sadly No! even though I know nothing about it just to stop the DUmmie FUnnies. And now on to the other obsessive posts...]


I just think it would be fun to bust this winger's balloon.


[By making his blog even more well known than it already is.]


Register, participate, and denounce weblogawards.com for nominating a de facto hate site.


[Just de facto? Sniff and we always wanted to be a FOR REAL hate site.]


Looks like the bigot's entire next few days is going to be spent fending off withering fire from righteous posters at weblogawards.com


[And watching the publicity pour in. Thanx!]


It's called Sadly No! and it seems to be a funny, progressive blog.


[And anti-religion (except for Muslims).]


Wow! We have finally found DUs No1 stalker! Sad. Pathetic. Wrong.


[Right. When you quote the Left exactly, that is what they now call stalking.]


That guy is spending every minute of every day begging for votes over at FR


[I call it "asking." And this thread is begging for votes for a site most have not seen.]


Remember to vote once each 24-hour period.


[Make that once each 24 business hour period. And now to the other DUmmie thread that is on their "Greatest" Page...]


Friends of Andy, Please Check In --- One of his stalkers is trying to defend himself here - he hopes to win a Weblog Award for Funniest Blog. I don't think tormenting a dying man is funny, do you?


[Yeah, I "stalked" Andy by posting the comments by Head DUmmie Skinner and William Rivers Pitt casting aspersions upon his veracity.]


There's something wrong with that site. Who in the credible world would nominate this guy? Even *I* can find the venom that he passes off as humor. Who are these people? People who can't spell google? People who have the reading comprehension of Corningware? Who?


[People who post "Freudenschade" when they try to mean "Schadenfreude."]


went there to vote, and was told that I had already voted in the last 24 hours. I share the computer with my husband but he didn't go there in the last 24 hours. What does this mean?


[Diebold computer. Hee! Hee!]


Running even now from the cruelty he visited upon Andy, pretending to have done nothing, and true to his neoclown creed, deflecting by invoking Skinner & Will Pitt.


[Who brought him to our attention in the first place by casting aspersions upon the veracity of Bev Harris' assistant.]


We need to give this story legs. I suggest we try to spread this to every liberal blog and even regular newspapers.


[Yup! Do that. Hee! Hee!]


I was just hoping enough negative press on this guy would get them to dump his blog from the contest.


[Politically purge that blog that keeps quoting us accurately.]


The idea that anyone could GIVE THIS SCUM AN AWARD just sent me over the cognitive edge.


[Congrats! You're already OVER the cognitive edge.]


I emailed info and links to Crooks and Liars, Huffington Post and several other blogs. Don't know if they will cover it but at least I tried.

[PLEASE! Try harder! Get that PR machine into full gear!]


I don't want that little prick getting any kind of AWARD for his hate site.


[Instead, lets give him TONS of free publicity.]


So, did Will try to hold up the PayPal account? Set up the equivalent of a bounty on contacting Andy? Send fake police to a supporter's home? Really?


[I did all that? News to me. However, if you want, I'll announce that Karl Rove has already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So much for the "reality-based" community who are now bringing lots of PR to the DUmmie FUnnies. Your obsession over the DUFUs has been very helpful in that regard.]

191 Comments:

Blogger Jon Swift said...

I have just written a post explaining how to be funny, which I think you might find especially helpful.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please rest assured that the right wing blogosphere is secretly trying to undermine you too, but feels bad and is not telling you directly.

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhh! And to think that these clowns imagine themselves to be "politically astute".

The free publicity they're generating... the exposure of the hysteria, the blatant hatred!

It's hysterical (in all meanings of the word)

And now this Swift character comes to offer advice? About being funny?

The joy and beauty of DUFU is that the funny is generated by nitwits elsewhere! Just cut n' paste and, voila! Laughs!

And now free publicity too? You DU loons are the greatest!

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>You DU loons are the greatest!

Wait a minute, who voted for and worships the worst president EVER? The guy with a 24% approval rating? The guy who has fucked up everything he touches and creates more comedy material every day than a six hour Mel Brooks movie?

If I lived with my Mom and had the time and felt like cutting and pasting all the disturbed, hateful, homophobic, narrow minded tripe over at FR there would be enough comedy material to fuel the sun for another 100 billion years.

You all are the laughing stock of the other 76% who know Bush and you all are insane!

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is the funniest blog, could you point out the funny part? I've been searching for a while now. Is there a special link on the site to the humor section? The part where you make jokes and stuff?

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there was a funny part back in September. No, wait, I can't find it now.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man, that Karl Rove zinger at the end -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously PJ, how do you come up with this stuff? Anyone can make that Karl Rove joke once, but to be able to make that same joke, roughly 200 times in the past couple days ... genius.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just keeps getting funnier.

How dumb are these DUmmies? Just how much wonderful publicity are they going to give you? How much has your traffic increased this week?

It's all just priceless. They really just don't get it, do they?

I suspect you've been trying to draw this reaction for years. Hilarious that it took a dumb award to make it happen.

Time to put up some AdSense ads and start reaping the profits from liberal stupidity. They're making it way, way too easy for you.

As for me, hearing them sputtering mad about THEIR OWN WORDS is just too freaking funny.

Well played, PJ.

Your next task: see if you can get William "24 Business Hours" Pitt to write a 4,000 word diatribe about you.

I'll personally fill your PayPal coffer if you can make that happen. Assuming I don't die laughing, of course.

Icarus

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>>How dumb are these DUmmies? Just how much wonderful publicity are they going to give you? How much has your traffic increased this week?

Hey Duffus, the publicity for this site surrounds, PJ attacking a man on his death bed. You think that is funny? Sorry, but this is not positive publicity for this site. This site and PJ now have a very negative stigma attached to them.
Maybe you should go over to this page to see what is really going on.
http://weblogawards.proboards85.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1194214175

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be psyched, dude. You've been trying to get this kind of attention for a while, and now they're handing it to you.

What DUmmies.

The silly self-righteousness is the funniest part.

MORE, Dummies. MORE.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did that DUmmie really manage to misspell "dufus?"

Jesus, these people really are dumb. How embarrassing.

And PJ is laughing his silly head off.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

Great work PJ! You may not bring home the award, but you sure bring out the madness in the DUmmies. I know I shouldn't laugh at another's misfortune, but they're so damn FUnny!

W is still President! Thank you Hollywood and the rest of the DUmmies!

Oh, and Jimmy Carter was the Worst President Ever. To quote President Reagan during his 1980 campaign: "A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."

Well, Jimmy lost his job to President Reagan, who then instituted Supply Side economic policies, and the economy became strong and vibrant. Thank you, Mr. Reagan!

President Bush, just like President Reagan, inherited a an economy in recession that was, once again, the result of the policies of a democrat President and President Bush wisely reinstated Supply Side economic policies. The recession soon ended and the economy is once again strong and vibrant. Thank you, Mr. Bush!

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>You must be psyched, dude. You've been trying to get this kind of attention for a while, and now they're handing it to you.

Last night was the first I have ever heard of this. Not quite sure what you are referring to? Saw it on the boards and decided to read the whole story. Pretty messed up story!

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reagan created the largest debt in American history. Borrow and spend, borrow and spend. The lower class grew larger under Reagan and the rich got richer. Carter was only president for 4 years and would have probably won if Anderson had not taken away many of his votes. However, Reagan was 100 times better than Bush. Also, if we had followed through with Carters energy policies we would be energy independent today and would have no need for Middle East Wars.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"I have just written a post explaining how to be funny, which I think you might find especially helpful."

Well, Mr. Swift, since PJ is kicking your ass, 30 percent to 6 percent, I think it is you who need lessons in humor from him.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"Also, if we had followed through with Carters energy policies we would be energy independent today and would have no need for Middle East Wars."

No need for Middle East Wars? Explain that one to the Iranian Hostages and the victims of the Middle East attacks on Israel, not to mention Saddam's invasion of Kuwait, ya moron.

As for "energy independence", remember the OPEC problem which caused the energy crisis? Jimmy did nothing to alleviate that problem. As a matter of fact, his policy of appeasement, along with price and wage controls, made it worse. If we still followed his policies, we'd be energy independent alright, we wouldn't have any at all. But thats ok, because, thanks to Carter's foolish fiscal policies, no one would have a job and no one would be able to afford the cars which require the gas to begin with.

Don't try to spin Carter into some great President who just didn't get a fair chance. It isn't going to work. Not with me, anyways.

You see, I reached voting age during the Carter fiasco and I know what the hell was going on at that time. I saw the long lines cars waiting for gas, the "out of gas" signs, the daily count of the hostage crisis, the massive unemployment, the massive inflation, the massive increase in interest rates, the ineffectiveness of our military, the threat of the spread of communism, and I watch all that disappear due to President Reagan and the policies he instigated, so go try to convince someone else about how "great" Carter was. I know the truth.

Carter: Worst President Ever!

10:49 AM  
Blogger Erica said...

You are proud to be getting recognition because you harassed a dying man? Wow, way to go.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, so when exactly does teh funny begin?

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW!

How totally "Progressive"!

Pop in, miss the point, say something angry, off topic and needless... and leave.

It's the "and leave" part that makes it worthwhile! But the extra hits are really helping to 'make' this site!

Thanks for the extra publicity DUmmies!

Couldn't do it without ya!

11:35 AM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Well, Mr. Swift, since PJ is kicking your ass, 30 percent to 6 percent, I think it is you who need lessons in humor from him.

Well, Ray, seems to me you first have to establish that PJ O'Dork here is getting votes because he's actually funny, and not because he's hitting up a bunch of psychotic right-wingers. And unironic uses of "Hee! Hee!" and multiple exclamation points, as well as 3,000 variations on the same Chappaquiddick joke don't count as examples.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Li'l Beaver Stew

1 beaver (8-10 lbs.)
1 bay leaf
2 med. onions
1-2 garlic cloves
Celery leaves - optional
4 carrots diced
1 tbsp sugar
2tsp thyme
Flour
Salt and pepper

Remove all fat from beaver. Cut up as you do rabbit. Soak overnight in salt water. Marinate in buttermilk. Parboil until about half-cooked in water with the bay leaf, onions, garlic, celery and seasonings. Drain, roll in flour and brown in bacon fat, season with salt and pepper. Bake in covered pan in a moderate oven until tender. Gravy may be made from the drippings. Plan the same number of servings as from a similar weight of pork (8 oz. per serving). Beaver is very rich.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's the "and leave" part that makes it worthwhile! But the extra hits are really helping to 'make' this site!"

LEAVE???

Good God, no. After years of mocking them mercilessly, PJ finally got the DUmmies to stop by for a visit.

And now you want them to leave? Right when they're providing so much priceless entertainment?

C'mon. Aren't you laughing so hard it hurts? They're outraged - outraged, I say! - that their own words are being copied and pasted.

The irony in that is vast and deep it boggles the mind to contemplate.

And so endlessly funny.

Please don't make them leave! Go find more!

Every grim, dry, humorless post just seems funnier. They write here just like they right at DU.

This is awesome. Quit trying to spoil it!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Xanthippas said...

This site is neither funny, nor interesting. And this will be the first-and last-time I ever visit it.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"3,000 variations on the same Chappaquiddick joke don't count as examples."

That's exactly the kind of humor I'm talking about.

The DUmmies are outraged - outraged, I say - that PJ posted Pitt and Skinner mocking a dead scam artist.

Yet their hero murdered a woman.

That kind of irony is wonderful, and chasing it away is not going to make me happy.

More, liberals, more. More about Ted Kennedy your raping and murdering friend! More about Jimmy Carter, the greatest president evah. More. More. More.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Xanthippas said...

This site is neither funny, nor interesting. And this will be the first-and last-time I ever visit it."

And yet your post gave PJ a free hit, and made his site just a little more funny!

Cheers, mate!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Li'l Beaver Country Style

Marinate beaver in buttermilk to clean taste and soften meat. Wash thoroughly 2-3 lbs. beaver steaks 1/2 inch thick
Bacon Fat
One half cup of flour
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
2 medium onions
1 Box mushrooms
2 cans Cream of Onion Soup
1 tsp. Garlic Powder 1 cup milk

Coat steaks in flour. Discard remaining flour. Dice onions. Melt enough bacon fat to coat the bottom of your pan. Saute onions and mushrooms until brown.

Add soup, milk, beaver and seasonings and simmer covered for 30 minutes. Add more milk if needed.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the reality, whether you choose to accept it or not.

Politics aside.

Your site is not funny. You campaigned for it arrogantly. It these these two factors that contributed to your loss. Not a conspiracy. Not a liberal vs. conservative thing.

Simply those two reasons.

You would have had a better chance if you approached it with some humility.

Ah, who am I kidding, you would have lost anyway.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roasted Li'l Beaver

One small or medium size beaver, cleaned and skinned
Baking soda
Sliced onions
Bacon

Remove all surface fat. Marinate in buttermilk overnight. Rinse and then boil 10 minutes and drain. Cover beaver with bacon and onions and roast until tender. This will taste like roast goose and will fool anybody.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really think that this type of attention is good? You are really really happy that so many people are visiting your page because you mocked a man that laid dying? This is something you're proud of?

Man I can get all the attention I want by taking a crap in the living room. I promise everyone in there will pay attention. It will be smelly and messy, but it WILL get attention.

So congrats, I guess, for doing the internet equivalent of crapping in the living room.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"
Ah, who am I kidding, you would have lost anyway."

:)

Who are you kidding indeed?

He already won. The fact that this little blog could even compete with a site like Sadly No is amazing.

But the victory is in your reaction. It's wonderful! He does nothing but post your words - and you hate it.

PJ's been dreaming about this for years. You guys are like Santa Claus!

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbecued Li'l Beaver Tail

Hold over open flame until rough skin blisters. Remove from heat. When cool, peel off skin. Roast over coals or simmer until tender while basting with barbecue sauce.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude. 50+ comments yesterday. 30+ comments today. Wow!

Congrats, PJ! And God bless these silly DUmmies.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Stupid moonbats!!! By clicking the links to this site you give us attention!!!

Giving us attention leads to ... um ...

stage 3 - profits.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First time here. I am a moderate Republican and while I agree with some of what you say I don't see much talent in cutting and pasting the words from another blog. I can go to this other blog on my own if I want laughs, I don't need to come here and see what you have cut and pasted. (Though I don't see humor in division). If it's true you harassed a dying man on his death bed then you really should have some prayer time and ask those who you have hurt for forgiveness. I will certainly not be voting for this blog as I see it as what is wrong with people today. I have good friends who are Democrats and good friends who are independents. It would be nice to see someone start a blog that brings Republicans and Democrats together rather than this kind of childish behavior.
God Bless, Mark

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Cap'n Rufus said...

Hello friends of DUFUS. It appears that PJ's li'l beaver is getting pounded. The polls are pounding his li'l beaver raw. But, the polls aren't in the shitter yet. So, now more than ever, DUFUS PJ needs some stiff poll li'l beaver luv'n, else, DUFUS ones, this blog may become a contestant in next years LGBT category. Now go smoke some poll!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew...I gaze in awe in teh humour. Just got done reading through the thread at the weblog awards site. Dude...you are a total nutjob. All you can say is that Pitt and Skinner had their doubts...WTF??? What does that have to do with the fact that you harassed a dying man? What a f*cking tool.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not big into politics but saw all the posts over on the awards board and decided to check things out. What is with the over use of the word "Dummies" on this blog? Cant you guys think of any different words to demean people with? And like the nice fellow above said "What talent is there in cutting and pasting" from another blog???" I find it odd that this bog was nominated for anything but "Dummieness".

12:57 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"Well, Ray, seems to me you first have to establish that PJ O'Dork here is getting votes because he's actually funny"

Well, teh l4m3, it seems to me that I don't have to "establish" anything as it is the people who cast their votes who makes the determination as to what they find FUnny. My vote helps, but it's only one of many. You may not find PJ's humor appropriate, or even a little bit funny, but hay, that's your choice since NO ONE is forcing ANYONE to vote.

Ain't America great? We can all decide for ourselves what we like and don't like and we don't need anyone else to make those determinations for us. Not you, not me, not anyone. That's what freedom of choice is all about.

Thanks for playing "Who Vote is it Anyways?" and have a nice day!

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even if you find it funny, like the guy above said, "What is the talent in cutting and pasting from another bog?" There is zero talent and creativity displayed here.

OK, back to Postsecret

1:10 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"What is with the over use of the word "Dummies" on this blog?"

It's not Dummies, it's DUmmies with a capital D and a capital U. It's a play on the DU (Democratic Underground) website where PJ gets most of his material. Like most comedians, PJ doesn't need to invent a new reality to find the humorous situations he features in his blog. He instead relies on real world situations for inspiration, like what gets posted at the DU, Daily Kos, and other left wing sites. I think he does a good job at exposing their insanity and responding with humor.

If you REALLY want a laugh, look up the Democratic Underground check out the insanity that gets posted there. Then maybe you'll understand.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"This site is neither funny, nor interesting. And this will be the first-and last-time I ever visit it."

As Douglas Adams would say: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!

1:35 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

Who are you kidding indeed?

He already won. The fact that this little blog could even compete with a site like Sadly No is amazing.


A couple of years ago we were a little blog. Guess what we did (more than one answer may be correct):

1) Worked hard trying to post something interesting every day,

2) Maintained the site diligently and welcomed all commenters,

3) Spammed other blogs in 72-hour marathon sessions, telling people to plz vote 4 us 2 thwart teh vast against-us conspiracy,

4) Learned and employed new skills such as Photoshop.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Even if you find it funny, like the guy above said, "What is the talent in cutting and pasting from another bog?" There is zero talent and creativity displayed here. "

Au contraire!

What you and the rest of the frothing freakazoids are too obtuse to grasp - since you're too busy providing all the wonderful self-parody! - is that the DUmmieFUnnies are little more than a mirror held to your own soul.

It's all your words. Your ideas. Just pulled out into the light of day, where the sun can get at all the festering filth.

You are absolutely right that it is the lunacy of the left that deserves full credit for the creativity.

But what you fail to note is P.J.'s own creativity in digging for those perfect nuggets of moonbat gold. It's hard work. There's such a mountain of humorous hypocrisy to wade through, all of it potential comedy gold.

But here's where P.J. earns his nomination - and I'll have to mix metaphors here, because it's obvious that the DU fever swamp isn't a gold mine at all ... it's a diamond mine.

Each thread is - literally - a diamond in the rough.

The DUmmies create the lump of carbon. It's all their work, and alone its funny (or .. FUnnie) enough!

But the creativity - and the real riches - come from recognizing which lumps of carbon (no offsets!) can be transformed into glittering jewels of jaw-dropping jocularity. And then, even when the specimen is chosen, P.J. must strike at the perfect seam to unleash the brilliant beauty of the buffoonery within.

He's a diamond hunter and jeweler. You provide the raw materials. But he has to cut the diamond and polish it to a high sheen.

DU would be (and is) funny enough all on its own. It always draws a few laughs - and the utter seriousness of all who dwell there, wallowing in their adolescent angst, is indeed hilarious.

But when PJ finds that one - perfect - thread. Then supplies that one perfect cut. And shines it to perfection, before displaying it in his little display case! Ah, that's the genius. You can't appreciate it, of course ... but its why he got his nomination.

And its why I'm laughing even now, my little future diamond.

Reply promptly - and perhaps you'll be the next to offer up that lump of coal with inestimable possibilities ...!

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, the comment about "no talent in cutting and pasting" really struck a nerve! You almost wrote a book trying to defend yourself. What a loser!

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Closing in on 50 comments! Nicely done. No need to mine for anything when the DUmmies keep delivering the gold to your door.

:)

2:13 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

But when PJ finds that one - perfect - thread. Then supplies that one perfect cut. And shines it to perfection, before displaying it in his little display case! Ah, that's the genius. You can't appreciate it, of course ... but its why he got his nomination.

Or actually, he got it through the obsessive spamming of comment threads, for months, while other people concentrated on doing something that would be worth a nomination.

If 'anonymous' is actually PJ in a fake moustache, one would think that this time, as well, would be better spent doing other things.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey everyone! I just came to see the side show that everyone is talking about! "Hey, who the fuck is rubbing by shoe here in the John? PJ, is that you? Sorry, not interested in jerks that mess with dying people."

I think I will go over to Freak Republic for some real laughs! Now that is one fucking funny blog! I am 100% positive David Duke, Pat Robertson and all the other KKK members are regular posters over there. You don't even have to "cut and paste" over at Freak Republic because everything ever said over there is fucking funny and insane!
See you losers! Matt

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you're down by 1,000 now. I'll go pester some secretaries to vote again.

2:22 PM  
Blogger brad said...

So, you're run this website for years, harassing dying folk and encouraging others to take steps that led to interruptions in medical care, and now that you're getting blowback for that, you're happy?
You've been doing this all just as an extended, pathetic, cry for attention?
Are you five?

The authoritarian right is frighteningly insane. You need help, before you do others further harm. Your opponents are just as human as you, freepers, and the more you demonize, harass, and threaten your opponents the more unamerican and inhuman you prove yourselves to be.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When it's all over, DUmmie FUnnies will have a second place ribbon, and the embarrassing memories of groveling for public amusement, both conservative and liberal. And the visitor clicks, which really mean nothing, will go back down below their pre-weblog award levels.

Cue the sound of crickets.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

50! You might bust yesterday's total, PJ.

Are you paying these people to entertain me?

More, liberals. Keep it coming. I know P.J.'s loving it. But not as much as I am. :)

More.

2:29 PM  
Blogger brad said...

Oh, n btw, though they get far more traffic than you (a 50 comment thread is news?), you do realize you've done Sadly, No! a service and generated hits for them, right?
Folk who'd never heard of it are now comin by in waves.
Every new hit you get over the next few days is matched by 2 or 3 at S,N!, and they'll keep a lot more of that new traffic than you will, what with being funny, informative, and home to a wonderful little community of commenters.
Thanks for giving me the chance to make some new online friends.
Well done.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Your opponents are just as human as you, freepers, and the more you demonize, harass, and threaten your opponents the more unamerican and inhuman you prove yourselves to be."

I'm calling shenanigans on that post. That was a 'lousy freeper troll' playing the part of a DUmmie. Has to be.

The hypocrisy in accusing others of "demonizing" and then calling those same others "inhuman" gave you away. That's just a little too rich. Not to mention a little too cerebral.

Unmask yourself, you cretin. I'm guessing half of these posts are just more intentional liberal mockery.

They have to be.

If not, well, it's still getting better. They still don't get that it's just their words. Just their own words copied.

I love liberals.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG!!! Some of these comments are so funny I almost wet my pants! Thanks for making a fool of yourself PJ! It made my day to read some posts that are actually truly funny, and not "cut and pasted"!
Cheers!

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, maybe we can't all agree that Bush is the worst president ever, but can we all come together on him being really fucking bad?

Just trying to bring everyone together here on something! I am a lover not a hater!
Vote for Ron Paul!

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OMFG!!! Some of these comments are so funny I almost wet my pants! Thanks for making a fool of yourself PJ! It made my day to read some posts that are actually truly funny, and not "cut and pasted"!
Cheers!"

See? Now this is from a real liberal. Note the adolescent "OMFG" complete with lots of extra punctuation!!!

If you're going to play the part of a fake neo-lib, you have to carefully choose one of two paths: either take the vulgar, breathless teenager approach - or the uber-grim, deadly serious, angst-filled approach.

It's when you mix the approaches that your trolling becomes obvious. Work on this, people. I am not amused by fake neo-libs. The real thing is so much more amusing.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops, forgot this part.

Ron Paul, a REAL Republican in the tradition of Barry Morris Goldwater!

PS. This Blog is lame!

2:47 PM  
Anonymous PJDefender said...

If you fago lefties don't see the humor is taunting a cancer patient, then no wonder your going to lose the funny blog contest voting.

Don't you guys have a blue dress you want to stain!!

Hi5

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh oh. Now you've attracted some of the Ron Paul loons.

Those kids are scary. They're a lot like the DU gang ... but without the heavy medication.

Get the net and some tranquilizers. I'll get the popcorn. Expect a Twoofer post within minutes.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

What entertainment! Reading a bunch of viciously anti Christian anti military left wing kooks commenting from their mommies basements was a real hoot!

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone mention Barry Goldwater?

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them...
There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in 'A,' 'B,' 'C,' and 'D.' Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of 'conservatism.'" -

2:55 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

The authoritarian right is frighteningly insane. You need help, before you do others further harm. Your opponents are just as human as you, freepers, and the more you demonize, harass, and threaten your opponents the more unamerican and inhuman you prove yourselves to be.

I'm trying really hard not to mention this in any forum besides S,N! (avoiding the Weblog Awards boards, etc).

But it's become a dominant consideration.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is anti Christian? I go to church every Sunday. We just don't care for the Religious Right. Pat Robertson, James Dobson and all the other hate mongers.

The Ron Paul guy mentioned Barry Goldwater. Well, here is a quote from, as the other guy put it "a real conservative" A sane conservative in my book:

I don't have any respect for the Religious Right. There is no place in this country for practicing religion in politics. That goes for Falwell, Robertson and all the rest of these political preachers. They are a detriment to the country. -- Interview by The Advocate

Every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Response to Jerry Falwell stating he was concerned that Sandra Day O'Connor might be moderate on abortion and other social issues, 1981.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

I'm Quaker, actually.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Your opponents are just as human as you, freepers, and the more you demonize, harass, and threaten your opponents the more unamerican and inhuman you prove yourselves to be.

Now that is some serious cognitive dissonance. Did he really just decry those who dehumanize, and then call his opponents inhuman - all in one single sentence?

The liberal mind at work is truly a sight to behold. That kind of hypocrisy takes practice.

And the irony of being called "unAmerican" by a member of the America-hating Left ... that's just beautiful, ain't it?

I agree with anon above. I think that post was satire. Funny, though!

3:05 PM  
Blogger brad said...

So demonizing cancer patients in the midst of treatment to the point of interrupting that treatment, twice, for weeks at a time, isn't inhuman?
I wish freepers would finish learning english.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

There is no place in this country for practicing religion in politics. That goes for Falwell, Robertson and all the rest of these political preachers.

On this we all likely agree.

Now if only we could get Clinton, Obama, and Edwards to quit bringing up their religious beliefs every other photo op, we'd be getting somewhere!

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A follow up on the religion thing. The Republican party decided to cater to the Religious Right and the "hateful" Christians so they could get the southern vote. Most Republicans don't even subscribe to that ilk, it's a ploy for votes. If you all really cared about Religion then Giuliani would not be your front runner.

And I LOVE the Military! My Grandfather was a POW in WWI. I worked my ass off for Wes Clark!

3:08 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

So demonizing cancer patients in the midst of treatment to the point of interrupting that treatment, twice, for weeks at a time, isn't inhuman?

Good question. You should probably query Will Pitt, Skinner, Bev Harris, and a few hundred DU liberals who did exactly that, don'tcha think?

;)

I'm more interested in the outstanding entertainment provided by anyone who can manage to say (in all seriousness): "You are horrible to dehumanize people, and you're inhuman!"

If you could utter a sentence that immediately contradictory, that enormously hypocritical - you are by definition a neo-liberal nutcase.

And you're here for my amusement. Dance, monkeys. Dance for me!

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude. Almost 70 comments. This keeps getting FUnnier.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see some agreement going on here which is awesome! You know guys there are probably a lot of things we are not too far off on. When people sit down and really have a conversation we can find common ground! I don't hate any conservatives! Many of us are Christians, many of us have the same values such as love of country etc. Why can't we get back to the way things were with Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neal? We can disagree but still respect one another. We are all Americans here! We are on the same team!
Peace! Steve

3:12 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

Now if only we could get Clinton, Obama, and Edwards to quit bringing up their religious beliefs every other photo op, we'd be getting somewhere!

Matthew 5:22-44, bitch.

3:13 PM  
Blogger brad said...

This crap again? Can't you get a new response?
Pitt recognized his mistake, and apologized profusely. If I remember correctly, he delivered the eulogy at the funeral.
Your turn for an apology.
As for your cognitive dissonance, I'll ask again, demonizing and harassing the dying to the point of interrupting their medical care and making them prove their illness to their fecking hospital isn't inhuman?
Plz, please, learn english.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

I'll ask again, demonizing and harassing the dying to the point of interrupting their medical care and making them prove their illness to their fecking hospital isn't inhuman?
Plz, please, learn english.


And I'll ask again: can you truly not see the enormous comedy in both decrying dehumanization and calling your opponents inhuman - in the same short sentence? Does that not just tickle your funny bone a wee bit?

;)

It certainly tickles mine! I suspect the problem is that neo-liberalism is so utterly encased in hypocrisy that those cheerfully guzzling that brand of Kool-Aid can't see the irony ... even in statements that audaciously hypocritical.

Which is probably a good thing. Since it makes it all that much funnier. Er, I mean, FUnnier.

Don't dehumanize! You're inhuman!

Classic lib-speak. A thing of beauty.

Feed us more, Bradley. Feed us more.

3:19 PM  
Blogger brad said...

One more comment then back to work for me.
The harassment of a dying man to the point of making him prove his illness to authorities is a very bad thing. Inhuman, even. That actually happened.
Whereas the dying man did not, in fact, lie about having cancer.
The harassment was based on a lie. Me calling those who did it, and supported it, inhuman, is based on empirical fact.
Reality confuses you, I know, but it's pretty simple. You, in the collective sense, behaved in ways no one could find acceptable or justifiable. That is inhuman.
Now go ahead with non-applicable retorts n masturbation n shit, I got work to do.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Ah, the classic vulgarity of the adolescent liberal. I think the predictability of your responses is part of what makes us all laugh so much at your expense.

Come back soon. Bring friends. Spread the love. Continue the dance.

;)

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almost 80! Lib stupidity is like the gift that just keeps on giving.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Nylund said...

Where's the funny?

I see none.

Even in the past entries.

You write an occasional bracketed comment that is not so much funny as creepy. You read them, and you can just imagine the bulgy veins and bugged out eyes of the seriously disturbed man pounding furiously on the keyboards. I don't think, "haha, this guy is funny," I think, "God, I hope they catch this guy before he kills. He sounds really angry, and really unstable."

3:25 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

You read them, and you can just imagine the bulgy veins and bugged out eyes of the seriously disturbed man pounding furiously on the keyboards. I don't think, "haha, this guy is funny," I think, "God, I hope they catch this guy before he kills. He sounds really angry, and really unstable."

See what I mean, Bradley? This is a perfect example of neo-lib predictability.

Therapists call it "projection," and neo-libs are very fond of it. Obviously, anyone remotely objective, sane, or adult knows that this quote describes the tone and content at DU almost perfectly.

Subconsciously our neo-lib friend knows this ... and projects it externally. It's a classic.

As for you, Nylund ... just skip the brackets. No offense, PJ, but I never did think your comments were half as funny as the raw source material.

So just skip that part. If you aren't a heavily medicated DUmmie yourself, I promise you'll find more than a few chuckles just reading the excerpts.

In fact, in case you aren't actually a DUmmie, my advice is to always follow the thread back to the land of the DUmmie, and read the whole thread.

PJ is talented at finding the FUnniest threads, but he frequently misses some good stuff. Don't you make that mistake. DU was created just to amuse adults. It does its job very, very well.

;)

3:32 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

And I'll ask again: can you truly not see the enormous comedy in both decrying dehumanization and calling your opponents inhuman - in the same short sentence? Does that not just tickle your funny bone a wee bit?

No thank you, because Matthew 7:3.

You people are weak and small. You band together to hide your smallness.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Ah, yes. Matthew 7:3:

And Jesus said, embrace hypocrisy! In a single sentence, make two points that are absolutely opposed in meaning, and when you are mocked for such silliness, fear not, for I am not laughing with you, I am laughing at you, and your ironic inconsistency will serve to amuse the masses.

I love the verse. And I simply adore when irreligious liberals quote scripture; its right up there with flag-burners calling their opponents un-American.

It's all the most wonderful yet wonderfully transparent projection, and you do it so very well!

Do not dehumanize! You are inhuman!

Classic lib-speak. Trust me, kid, when you turn 35 or so ... it'll seem funny to you, too. Er, I mean FUnnie.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Godwin enters the room...

Political propaganda in principle is active and revolutionary. It is aimed at the broad masses. It speaks the language of the people because it wants to be understood by the people. Its task is the highest creative art of putting sometimes complicated events and facts in a way simple enough to be understood by the man on the street. Its foundation is that there is nothing the people cannot understand, but rather things must be put in a way that they can understand. It is a question of making it clear to him by using the proper approach, evidence, and language.

PJ & Joe Goebbels... rama dama, two peas in a podda.

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"PJ & Joe Goebbels"

:) Sure. It'd be a great comparison --- if Goebbels got all his propaganda from just publicly posting what a bunch of idiots said, so that could hear what it sounds like.

I really thought you might make it to 100 without the Godwin violation. But once the Ron Paul nuts showed up, I guess it was impossible.

Do you have any clue how funny it is that the DUers are this upset about their own words being posted?

Have you ever 100 before, Peej? You're about to, baby.

3:44 PM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

I love the verse. And I simply adore when irreligious liberals quote scripture; its right up there with flag-burners calling their opponents un-American.

You have a lot to learn, although probably not from me.

Among other things, your phony quote from Matthew suggests that you'll even mock the Gospels if they don't work, from moment to moment, with your wingnut ideology.

Up to you; not my thing.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

“I am a moderate Republican…” BUT *DU talking point, after DU talking point*

“I am not big into politics…” BUT *DU talking point, after DU talking point*

Note to the 2 DUmmie authors of the hopelessly transparent above mentioned post. Liberal fake out tactics never, ever work. We ALWAYS see right through them.

From the “I’m a common sense Republican, but I’m against the nomination of Judge Alito to the SCOTUS because… *liberal rant*” commercials. To Jim Hightower’s preposterous assumption that if he just gets on the radio and sounds inbred enough rednecks everywhere will suddenly adopt leftist politics. These attempts have failed time and again.

Try something new.

Love the site PJ, keep it up!

Jason

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aye, Jason, I luvs me those posts too!

Very popular. I luv how they always claim a military connection. Or that they voted for Reagan in 1984. Then its off to the DU talking points races.

Subtlety ain't their thing.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure. It'd be a great comparison --- if Goebbels got all his propaganda from just publicly posting what a bunch of idiots said, so that could hear what it sounds like.

So, think of yourself as in a nascent stage... I'm sure you'll hit the big time someday.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Holy shnikes, PJ, time to lay out the roach motels!

Welcome, all leftards and DUmmies, to the FUnniest blog on the interwebs! Feel free to look around a bit.

I know most of you will feel shame for the embarrassing selections PJ has selected to mock you... These are YOUR posts. YOU wrote them.

If you can't take the merciless mocking of your own retarded diatribes, then maybe, just maybe you want to think about what you post over at the DUmp.

DUmmie FUnnies may or may not win, but the mere fact that PJ's nomination has brought in more traffic to see the DUmmie postings in all their glorious ignorance and drug-induced splendor is more than enough to make it worth something.

Now post something really clever and snarky in response, and go back to your pizza and Warcraft marathon.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope tomorrow's DuFu is just a fisking of this comments thread.

It's already pretty funny!

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so I'm stopping by to see what the fuss is all about...

I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being from the 5th dimension. Once every 6000 years I materialize in your dimension in a Las Vegas hotel suite where I chant my holiest of mantras: "RAMA DAMA, I WANNA HOT MAMMA!!!"

It didn't take too long for me to realize that teh funny does not live here.

Bossy. Now there is somebody you might want to emulate for design style and writing skills.

She... is funny.

You, even as a simple mirror, are not.

Go read some of her stuff. You might throw a vote her way!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually followed the link to Bossy. Here's as far as I got, the first paragraph:

Once upon a time Bossy was born a poor black child. She walked up a hill to school, and up a steeper hill home. Through a blizzard. In the heat. With no shoes, which were too tight. Then one day Bossy didn't know she was nominated for the Weblog Award for Funniest Blog

Yeah. There's some comedy. The first sentence rips off a Steve Martin that's been ripped off a million times, and the rest is a joke that your grandfather literally told you.

Not exactly brilliant wit. No offense, if that's you.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not exactly brilliant wit. No offense, if that's you.

Well, if it's matter of taking sides, I hope you remain content with "RAMA DAMA, I WANNA HOT MAMMA!!!"

If that's you.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not exactly brilliant wit. No offense, if that's you.

Well, if it's matter of taking sides, I hope you remain content with "RAMA DAMA, I WANNA HOT MAMMA!!!"

If that's you."

Uh, no. Not me.

And y'all kiddies are still missing the point.

The funny (FUnnie) parts are what you write. The stuff straight out of DU.

As for ramma dama whatever, well, it ain't exactly the height of wit, but at least he didn't crib it from a joke we all heard in third grade and from an admittedly fine Steve Martin movie.

If you honestly don't think the threads at DU are funny, well, you're humorless or you're liberal (okay, so they're synonymous). Most sane grown-ups couldn't help but laugh at all that emo angst.

PJ just does the work of finding the good bits.

Also, his dog is named Shithead.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He hates these cans!

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, his dog is named Shithead.

Well, they do say that dogs resemble their masters.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other thing I don't get is, if the funny bits are what he copies and pastes from another site, why is his site the one nominated for a prize?

5:24 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Anonymous said...

The other thing I don't get is, if the funny bits are what he copies and pastes from another site, why is his site the one nominated for a prize?


Well, you've got a point.

I guess DemocratUnderground should really get the nomination for funniest site. Every year, in fact.

This site should probably win a humanitarian award, for helping unearth all that funny FUnnie. PJ sort of facilitates the humor. It's you amusing liberals who do all the heavy lifting, though.

;)

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comment ...

5:36 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

number ...

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ONE HUNDRED!

Nice, PJ.

Thanks, lib-tards!

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Hey everyone! I just came to see the side show that everyone is talking about! "Hey, who the fuck is rubbing my shoe here in the John? PJ, is that you?

>>>You don't even have to "cut and paste" over at Freak Republic because everything ever said over there is fucking funny and insane!


This post was a classic! Nicely said.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PJ sort of facilitates the humor.

Well, there is another PJ who actually writes original material, and while I may not agree with him politically, but he is funny.

I guess my point is, with so many bloggers working on their own original content, how did this guy here wind up with a Top Ten nomination?

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the geek that thinks it's cool to have 100 comments? Everyone came over here to see the blog run by a guy who tortures dying people. We came for the freak show. Now we have had our fill and we won't be back. Not even to rub in TJ's losing by several thousand votes.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>You DU loons are the greatest!

>>>Wait a minute, who voted for and worships the worst president EVER?

I'm pretty sure PJ didn't vote for Carter. Then again, maybe he did and regrets it.

>>>>The guy with a 24% approval rating?

Twice as popular as Congress!

>>>The guy who has fucked up everything he touches

Hmm, the economy? No. That's doing fine.
He's basically turned your Democratic heroes into his bitches. Hell, you can't even claim that Iraq's going all that badly anymore.

>>>>If I lived with my Mom and had the time and felt like cutting and pasting all the disturbed, hateful, homophobic, narrow minded tripe over at FR there would be enough comedy material to fuel the sun for another 100 billion years.

Aaaah, yes. The old "Free Republic is a million billion times worse than the DUmp" excuse. It's not. You know damned well which site calls blacks "Uncle Toms" because they don't hold they stray from the regressive plantation and spits on conservative gays because they don't by the hive mindset.

>>>>You all are the laughing stock of the other 76% who know Bush and you all are insane!

A DUmmie calling anyone insane???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Silly 11 percenter...



PJ, I AM SO DAMNED JEALOUS THAT YOU'VE ATTRACTED SO MANY MOONBATS. WHY DON'T YOU SEND A FEW TO MY BLOG, PLEASE?:)
9:10 AM

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>Lone Star Conservative
Wow, thats a long fucking post. You must be really upset. Maybe you better pull away from the computer for a while and take a deep breath.

Dude, the poverty rate has skyrocketed under Bush, wages have gone down, crime us up and Congress's approval rating sucks because America wants them to stand up to Bush and get us out of Iraq. I think they suck too!

6:04 PM  
Anonymous leonidas said...

Everyone came over here to see the blog run by a guy who tortures dying people.

Forgive me, my Conservative comrades, for breaking the united laugh with my n00bish question, but where exactly is this charge I keep hearing coming from anyway? I have yet to see any direct quotes or links indicating when PJ actually insulted a dying man.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Who is the geek that thinks it's cool to have 100 comments? Everyone came over here to see the blog run by a guy who tortures dying people. We came for the freak show. Now we have had our fill and we won't be back. Not even to rub in TJ's losing by several thousand votes.

Umm, DUmmie, you're on a conservative blog. Lies don't float here. Tell yourself whatever you want on DefinitelyUnintelligent, but we deal in reality here. PJ didn't torture Andy. PJ and others involved wanted to make sure that it wasn't a scam, and it certainly raised a few red flags to those of us who are actually capable of independent thought.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>leonidas said...

Everyone came over here to see the blog run by a guy who tortures dying people.


Link: http://weblogawards.proboards85.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1194214175

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Slim Chance said...

Where is the FUnny part of DUmmy FUnnies?

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Umm, DUmmie, you're on a conservative blog. Lies don't float here.

I am not the same person from above but I went over to FR at the time and there were plenty of really good people over there who were disgusted by what TJ did. I find it incredible that you are sticking up for him. You may want to ask yourself why you are.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have yet to see any direct quotes or links indicating when PJ actually insulted a dying man.

"If Scamdy is covered by Medicaid in WA then why did he need to travel all the way to MD for his non-pancreatic cancer operation?"

"Silly false claim that has now been laid to rest despite the mystifying weight GAIN by Scamdy all though his terrible ordeal with “pancreatic cancer.”

(How's that for starters?)

6:25 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>Wow, thats a long fucking post. You must be really upset. Maybe you better pull away from the computer for a while and take a deep breath.

Dude, the poverty rate has skyrocketed under Bush, wages have gone down, crime us up and Congress's approval rating sucks because America wants them to stand up to Bush and get us out of Iraq. I think they suck too!


Again, DUmmies, we deal in reality here. Tell yourself whatever it takes to hold on to such stupid positons at the DUmp, but it won't fly here. The poverty rates for families is lower than average for the last 25 years. As for wanting to get us out of Iraq, surely you know that there is nothing Congress can do about that unless they cut funding. Let them do that and see how long it takes before Congress's rating is lower than the Margin of Error.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous leonidas said...

"If Scamdy is covered by Medicaid in WA then why did he need to travel all the way to MD for his non-pancreatic cancer operation?"

"Silly false claim that has now been laid to rest despite the mystifying weight GAIN by Scamdy all though his terrible ordeal with “pancreatic cancer.”

(How's that for starters?)


Hmm...so PJ had the AUDACITY to be skeptical of a man's condition (and judging by the two little tidbits here, for good reason) and that equates to torturing him and making his last days a "living hell"? Ironic. You DUmmies are always telling us to question the government's every move and to stop following Bush "blindly," but when we question one of you, it's hate speech?

6:34 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>I am not the same person from above but I went over to FR at the time and there were plenty of really good people over there who were disgusted by what TJ did. I find it incredible that you are sticking up for him. You may want to ask yourself why you are.

You don't even know his name. Why don't we let the "Scamdy" threads speak for themselves?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=scamdy

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=andystephenson


BTW, what I find funny is how PJ is supposed to be sorry for the Andy Stephenson posts, but DUmpsters are free to spread their hate against any dead or dying conservative or Republican.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ... I love how PJ was begging his freeper friends to spam the poll to give him an unfair win, now he's crying and crying about he's being sooooooo abused.

Well PJ, I have news for you ... I'm a Freeper and heard about this contest from your freep post.

Alot of us at Free Republic think you're a sanctimonious self-important twit. We're voting for Sadly No! just to take you down a peg or two.

You may be a clown, but you're really not funny in the least.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You DUmmies are always telling us to question the government's every move and to stop following Bush "blindly," but when we question one of you, it's hate speech?

It was Thomas Jefferson who told us to question government. It was Theodore Roosevelt who told us not to follow it blindly.

For God's sake, the man was in the hospital with pancreatic cancer. Doesn't your man have any sort of moral compass?

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


For God's sake, the man was in the hospital with pancreatic cancer. Doesn't your man have any sort of moral compass?


That's a really good question to ask Bev Harris, DU admin Skinner, Will Pitt, and the dozens or hundreds of DU citizens who questioned and mocked the poor man.

Or aren't you paying attention?

:)

Don't you have any sort of moral compass?

7:10 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

I love how PJ was begging his freeper friends to spam the poll to give him an unfair win, now he's crying and crying about he's being sooooooo abused.

Right.

He's crying so hard he's laughing. I'm sure he's absolutely hating this!

How dumb are you neo-libs? PJ is having the time of his life, and every post from you imbeciles just makes the rest of us laugh a little harder.

About the only thing he's worried about is how to top this.

Me, I just want to know where I can find this much schadenfreudilicious entertainment tomorrow.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God.

I just looked this up. This happened more than TWO YEARS AGO???

Let me get this straight. The liberals run a site that everyone makes fun of, even most liberals. It's a swamp of hate and teenagers and people with basically no social skills. It's the reason people make fun of Internet dating. It's filled with people who've seen the inside of a Star Trek convention.

PJ here has a site that posts their words. They look ridiculous as they always do.

He gets nominated for an award, and they all get so upset that they rush here ... and bring up something from TWO YEARS AGO???

BA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH A HA HA

Oh. Jesus. My sides.

You can't think of one. single. defense for all the hilarious breathless overly emotional empty headed crap at DU, so this is what you bring up?

Not even ONE defense of DU? Not even ONE attempt to explain why this place shouldn't be mocking DU?

Seriously?

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA O jesus I loves the intertubes

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a really good question to ask Bev Harris, DU admin Skinner, Will Pitt, and the dozens or hundreds of DU citizens who questioned and mocked the poor man.

I see.

So, your man rests morally at the same level as those he mocks and despises.

Proverbs 29: 11...

7:32 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Well PJ, I have news for you ... I'm a Freeper and heard about this contest from your freep post.

You're a FReeper like I'm the Queen of England.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Dr Zen said...

Keep begging, bitch.

Maybe they'll dedicate the award to Andy.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, PJ could always troll random businesses like he said to do at the start of the campaign.

You just keep tryin' to make lemonade outta these lemons, kids...

8:04 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Is this like a religion to you? Come to think of it, maybe it is:

Supreme being: Government
Sacraments: Abortion, Gay marriage
Creation myth: Evolution
Significant event that seperated mankind from Government: 1980 election
And now you have a martyr in Andy, the facts be damned!

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's the deal with the andy stephenson affair?

8:21 PM  
Anonymous George said...

"Diebold Computer"

LOVE IT!!

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Sadly, No! now has a lead of about 3,000 votes. I suspect it will be twice that tomorrow. Poor PJ, no Weblog Award, no blogging in Vegas, just more of being the disgusting loser that he is.

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sorry but all conservatives should just accept that they can never be funny. What happened to that fake news shit on Fox? Nose-dived into the ground if I remember correctly.

BTW, just saying "how the DUmmies are providing the humor with their partisan comments" for the hundredth time is just not funny!

8:57 PM  
Anonymous PJ said...

seriously liberals, keep posting. It's so lonely here.... so very lonely...

9:04 PM  
Blogger Dorian said...

BTW, just saying "how the DUmmies are providing the humor with their partisan comments" for the hundredth time is just not funny!

Maybe not to someone who actually accepts such "partisan comments" as facts.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Rand said...

Was voting at the weblog awards and start reading all the commotion about your blog. I had never heard of it but my it is funny. The best part is the reactions you get. Will be a regular reader from now on.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On August 9, 2007, PJ said:

When Do the 2007 Weblog Awards Nominations Start?
« Thread Started on Aug 9, 2007, 7:37am »
Just so I can take a quick nap from staring at this board 24/7 since last December, when do the nominations begin for the 2007 Weblog Awards?
-----------------------------------
Link:

http://weblogawards.proboards85.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1186663063

------------------------------------
What a loser.

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On December 19, 2006, PJ said:

2007 BlogWorld Convention
« Thread Started on Dec 19, 2006, 10:08am »
Well, the 2006 Weblog Awards are over and congrats to the winners. I am now looking forward to the 2007 Weblog Awards especially since the ceremonies will be held in Las Vegas in November at the BlogWorld Convention.

Will the Weblog Awards have its own booth at that convention? If so, I think it would be a great idea to show the public a blogger at work. I hereby nominated myself as a Bloggo Sapien exhibit as part of a Weblog Awards booth if there is one. What I propose is to blog in my underwear (traditional blogger garb) and have a big screen TV in the booth so bystanders can watch the blogging as it happens. I would also be happy to answer (hopefully in a humorous way) any questions that the general public might ask of the Bloggo Sapien.

In addition to blogging on my DUmmie FUnnies blog, I would also blog in my role as correspondent for NewsBusters covering that convention. In addition, the onlookers can watch as I make posts on other Blogs including the Weblog Awards blogs (Endless Earl would be welcome back for that so we can continue our comedy routine).

I notice that blogging software and the business end of blogs is being emphasized at this convention but I would like to help the public understand the MAGIC and FUn of blogging. I believe I can accomplish this in my role as a Bloggo Sapien on exhibit at BlogWorld.

What do you think, Kevin? Either this is a brilliant idea or I need to be committed (or both).
--------------------------------
What a loser. Relax, PJ, and don't worry about packing for Vegas for your Weblog Award. Loser.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

Where was the DUmmies compassion when Laura Ingraham had cancer? The hypocrisy on the left is so thick on the left it can't be cut by the sharpest knife.

Oh, and I love this lie

"And I LOVE the Military! My Grandfather was a POW in WWI. I worked my ass off for Wes Clark!"

Don't you just love it when people who have a seething rage for the American soldier tries to lie to get some kind of credibility?

9:51 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

Lone Star Conservative

Maybe these left wing nutjobs can show us the compassion they showed when Reagan died?

Hypocrisy is the lefts strategy.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PJ said on November 4, 2007, at Creep Republic:

The DUmmie FUnnies are under a bigtime attack by an organized campaign by the Leftwing Blogosphere to keep us from winning as FUnniest Blog in the 2007 Weblog Awards. Late yesterday afternoon the DUmmie FUnnies, thanx for the most part to Freeper Power, was leading in that poll by almost 700 votes. Then the Left got desperate. They just can't tolerate a blog, dedicated to mocking and satirizing their many foibles to win that award. Therefore, led by Sadly No! and the Democrat Underground, a host of leftwing websites is now targetting us by urging their readers to vote for Sadly No! in the FUnniest Blog category. As a result the lead has quickly shrunk and Sadly No! now leads by about 30 votes.

A measure of how DESPERATE they are to defeat the DUmmie FUnnies is that Head DUmmie Skinner at the Democrat Underground has allowed the DUmmie thread targetting the DUmmie FUnnies to remain up (the current DUFU edition features that thread). Normally he IMMEDEATELY deletes any post/thread that so much as mentions the DUmmie FUnnies (or Conservative Underground).

I know that Freeper Power can counteract this attack on us. Therefore I am asking for your vote for the DUmmie FUnnies as the FUnniest Blog by clicking HERE.

The first time you click the circle next to "DUmmie FUnnies" you should see it turn dark yellow. You need to click it again. When you see the vote stats Results page, you will know your vote has been registered. You can vote once every 24 hours until the contest closes on Thursday.

Thanx in advance for your help by voting HERE for the DUmmie FUnnies.

-----------------------------

Wow, that plan sure worked out great, didn't it, PJ? Loser.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

In case anyone needed proof, here is how much compassion democratunderground had after Ronald Reagan's death.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

Oh yeah, and lets not forget the compassion they showed Laura Ingraham, you can see them wishing her death here.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't care what killed him, alzhiemers or the black plague, i'm glad he's dead and i don't care how many times i'm scolded or chastised for it. the day he took office was the most depressing day of my life, and i swore, that on the day he died, i'd drink a toast of celebration and figuratively piss on his grave and have said so to several gingrich sucking reagan worshipping dickheads.
fuck ronald reagan, and i hope in some small way my fuck you counteracts all the bullshit we are going to be hammered with for a fucking month after the fall of this 'greeeeeaaaaaat human being'.
fuck you ronnie, here's to ya pal. see ya in hell


Excellent. I couldn't have said it better myself. Ronald Reagan was a moron, although probably not as big a moron (and LOSER) as PJ. Of course, George W. Bush is a bigger moron than either of those clowns, so it all evens out.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ... and now poor poor PJ is begging Little Green Football people to spam his vote. LOL.

PJ ... just to let you know, 70 per cent of the votes against you are coming from your fellow freepers who think you're a total ass. The Little Green Football folks will do the same, as well as any other conservative site you go crying to. We all think you're a boob.

Mr. Hendrickson, posting here as "Lone Star Conservative" is your only real supporter on Free Republic. The rest of us pretend to support you on Freep, but laugh at you behind your back.

You're an fool. Your mother and I have coffee every week, she thinks so too. She wishes you were never born.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it hurt losing PJ? Does it make you cry? Does it feel like that time the bullies beat you up or whatever it was that made you the hollow shell of a man it takes to attack and harass a dying man? Get some therapy.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Dorian said...

Does it hurt losing PJ? Does it make you cry? Does it feel like that time the bullies beat you up or whatever it was that made you the hollow shell of a man it takes to attack and harass a dying man? Get some therapy.

Gee, Mr. Freudenschade, with the way you seem to be celebrating, I'd say that PJ isn't the one that needs therapy.

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, the DUmmies are really upset with ol' PJ-Comix. Derangement mode is definitely ON.

This thread is just as amusing as many at DUmmieland. I sure hope all you DUmmies keep coming back to defend yourselves.

Who cares if the Hollywood screenwriters are on strike, you guys sure deliver the laughs !

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy carp! The hippie pinko commies have done it now. They have gone and given the DF a surge of visitors to push the hits to his over 10K. See what you have gone and done?

PJ might get a fat head if this keeps up...I mean besides the orange, cheeto stained head.

And you have probably made PJ's life long dream of being noticed by the manly denizens of LGF. Cause Celeb' or something like that. I have a hard time with those fancy schmancy liberal sayings.

I am curious though, why does an shriveled ass old man from another dimension come to this dimension to assume the guise of parents' basement dwelling, cheeto grease jerkoff, conservative.

Dude, you could have just stayed here 6000 years ago, usurped leadership of ancient tribes, stole the primitives' children, sold them off into slavery, extorted wealth and raped their women with impunity.

A conservative's friggin paradise, and you went back to the 5th dimension!

11:05 PM  
Blogger Mo K said...

Why do you people automatically assume we "worship" (and please -- there is no politician I worship --that's for you Goracle types) Dubya, just because we support conservative ideology? Believe me, he's pissed off a lot of his conservative base. Many of us don't like his stance on immigration, for one.
That's why neither I nor my husband have ever registered with any party. Neither party has represented us, and certainly not in the last few years. There are a lot of us out there who feel the same.
We want to elect people whom we believe will uphold and defend the Constitution. Liberals are the least likely to do that.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting, go to the voting site and look at the results, then click the refresh button on your browser.

Sadly No gets 2-4 votes every time, DUFU voting is sporadic. Looks like some DUmmie(s) has figured out how to beat the 1 vote/IP addy in 24 hours and automate it.

Good job DUmmies ! I will be sure to pay extra attention to your claims of Republican voter fraud in the future.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more comment then back to work for me.
The harassment of a dying man to the point of making him prove his illness to authorities is a very bad thing. Inhuman, even. That actually happened.


What authorities? Seriously! His doctors would (supposedly) have his medical records. The police weren't knocking on his door asking to see test results. There were SO many things about this whole situation that were suspect. Nevertheless, all that had to happen was for Andy's doctor to refer him to JH, then Washington state would've paid for his surgery...it's the law in there...they're obligated to pay for the same level of care he would receive IF he stayed in WA. No need for any kind of fund raiser. PJ had nothing to do with how those raising funds chose to conduct themselves. Nor were people on the right the only ones asking questions.

Whereas the dying man did not, in fact, lie about having cancer.
The harassment was based on a lie. Me calling those who did it, and supported it, inhuman, is based on empirical fact.


Perhaps not, but he certainly did little to prove he had cancer or was suffering from anything but a case of too much eating and drinking across America. I've contributed to many fund raisers for people who need surgery, etc. You can hardly walk into a 7-11 without seeing a jar on the counter with the name and CONTACT information if you have questions. When you do call they're always happy to answer questions (getting the medical help they or their friend/family member need is more important than putting on airs and refusing to ask very simple, straightforward questions). And the money was always sent to a 3rd party, usually a bank. That 3rd party then gives the money to the hospital, doctor, etc. In this case, people were just supposed to shut up and send money to Andy or else they were being "mean". To claim ignorance is a crock...the minute those responsible for this learned there was a better way (and they WERE told) they could've immediately started working with a bank...banks love that kind of stuff, it's good PR. Instead, it became a "blame anyone that questions us" fiasco. For the intellectual giants you people think you are, you sure don't seem capable of the simplest things

Reality confuses you, I know, but it's pretty simple. You, in the collective sense, behaved in ways no one could find acceptable or justifiable. That is inhuman.
Now go ahead with non-applicable retorts n masturbation n shit, I got work to do.


Confuses us? Yeah, that's why any response to this post is going to be filled with vile crap that does nothing to address the REAL questions that were at the heart of this whole situation. If you people REALLY cared about your friend you'd just let him rest in peace. Why drag him out and parade him around?

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Freeperville flushes and this is what gets stuck in the septic system.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Wow! Just, Wow! Now the DUmmies are trying to claim the right to define funny. Come to think of it, that's pretty funny, especially coming from people who wouldn't know funny if it bit them on the ass.

This is neat because now I don't have to wait for PJ to dig out their lunacy. They come here and wave it all around, proudly. Teh DUmmies are now taking over first place in my heart from the hard-core, squinty-eyed, purse-mouthed hypocritical Feminists. That took some doing, too.

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting, go to the voting site and look at the results, then click the refresh button on your browser.

Sadly No gets 2-4 votes every time, DUFU voting is sporadic. Looks like some DUmmie(s) has figured out how to beat the 1 vote/IP addy in 24 hours and automate it.

Good job DUmmies ! I will be sure to pay extra attention to your claims of Republican voter fraud in the future.


That's pretty FUnnie.

Just for kicks, why don't you go take a look at Atrios' website, where he has linked to the whole deal going on here.

Notice how many comments he gets to each post?

Multiply that by a factor of about 20, to account for all the other sites linking to the story of your behavior.

Karma's a bitch.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Sadly, No! Research Labs said...

By the way, I'm sorry I lost my temper here before. The general blar-harring got to be a bit much, etc.

Just for kicks, why don't you go take a look at Atrios' website, where he has linked to the whole deal going on here.

Also Daily Kos (with a front-page link) and a number of other sites. The rumors on Free Republic that we're somehow 'cheating' have already been addressed at the Weblog Awards site, by the guy who wrote the voting program.

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just for kicks, why don't you go take a look at Atrios' website, where he has linked to the whole deal going on here.

I might consider doing that, if you'd provide a link.

Notice how many comments he gets to each post?

Again, got a linky for me ? I don't know atrios from asshole. Maybe they are one and the same ?

Karma's a bitch.

Maybe she is, but I'm not a follower of religous superstitions, so I pay little heed to such things, kinda like global warming, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, is karma really a pesonified evil female diety, as you say ? Granted my understanding of archaic superstitions is not great. I assume we are talking about Hinduism and or Buddhism, correct ?

If so then I believe your charaterization of karma is incorrect.

Best,

anon

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might consider doing that, if you'd provide a link.

Here

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi anon. said

I went to the Atrios link you provided, here's what I found:

The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:57 pm | #

GravatarNext!
Jennifer | 11.05.07 - 9:57 pm | #

GravatarOh you blocked me! I was here first@!
whiskey girl | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:58 pm | #

GravatarI think Michel Foucault was correct.
Toucari, fka cosmic tumbler | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:58 pm | #

GravatarNice work, big tip coming: Lazarus in the third to place.
-
QuentinCompson | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:58 pm | #

GravatarDamn!
Shared Humanity | 11.05.07 - 9:58 pm | #

GravatarMmmm - the power.
-
QuentinCompson | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:59 pm | #

GravatarWell, that's all I can manage.

Good night, good people.
whiskey girl | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:59 pm | #

GravatarVirginians! Please go vote tomorrow!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:59 pm | #

GravatarIt seems like just yesterday I was asking people to vote for Sadly, No on my blog.

But will Thers link to me? Sadly, No!
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 11.05.07 - 9:59 pm | #

GravatarTime for a bathroom break.


Last comment seems most pertinent, although I did like the Foucalt reference. Otherwise, it seems pretty in comprehensible to me.

Any comments on karma and the religous superstition you seem to embrace. I would hate to think you fall into the same category as evolution deniers, global warmers, etc.

Best regards,

anon

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Otherwise, it seems pretty in comprehensible to me.

Evidently so...

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Care to explain ?

I went to the website you referenced, looked at the thread re: our current subject, posted what I found.

Again, would be interested in your view on the doctrine of karma in eastern religion, or was that just handwaving on your part ?

Best,

anon

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my, what an illiterate, stupid piece of shit blog this is.

you aren't funny. really. please accept that and just quit already.

maybe you should use more exclamation points. or maybe come up with some REALLY INTELLIGENT way of CApitalizing CErtain LEtters in a really childish way to make very slightly insinuative insults about a website you are obsessed with.

what a piece of shit blog. oh wait, I said that already.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my, what an illiterate, stupid piece of shit blog this is.

you aren't funny. really. please accept that and just quit already.

maybe you should use more exclamation points. or maybe come up with some REALLY INTELLIGENT way of CApitalizing CErtain


FUnnie ! The DUmmie criticizes English usage by others, fails to note the same flaws in it's own post.

LOL

Regards,

anon

1:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, would be interested in your view on the doctrine of karma in eastern religion, or was that just handwaving on your part ?

My view on the doctrine of karma is contained in the Book of Proverbs, Chapter 29, Verse 11.

I don't think karma need be confined to Eastern thought.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proverbs, Ch. 29, v.11:

A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.

This is from the King James version.

How does this relate to the doctrine of karma and reincarnation ? Karma implies reincarnation, yet the ancient Hebrews did not believe in that doctrine, and even if they did, what does this verse have to do with it ?

Even looking at the full text of Proverbs, ch. 29, I fail to see anything resembling a doctrine of karma.

Best,

anon

1:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: How many DUmmies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny! IMPEACH * AND CHENEY!

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even looking at the full text of Proverbs, ch. 29, I fail to see anything resembling a doctrine of karma.

If that is your view, I have no quarrel, as I see nothing resembling a doctrine of Christianity in Thessalonians 2.

King James is FUnnie that way.

With that, I bid you goodnight...

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that is your view, I have no quarrel, as I see nothing resembling a doctrine of Christianity in Thessalonians 2.

No need to enter that debate, I have no dog in such fights.

If I should look to a different OT translation for Proverbs, I'm all ears, I do understand that such things can make a difference. I am doubtful that any reliable translation can make proverbs support the doctrine of karma and reincarnation.

Anyway, Goodnight, and I hope all is well with you. Matters of faith are private, perhaps we should let them remain that way.

Best Wishes,

Me

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A final assessment.

The beginning of what will come to be known as the Funniest Blog Debacle of 2007 will be traced back to a post made by PJ Comix at the Weblog Awards Forum on August 9, 2007:

"so I can take a quick nap from staring at this board 24/7 since last December, when do the nominations begin for the 2007 Weblog Awards?"

It would quickly become apparent that Mr. Comix was not exaggerating.

Once nominations opened, Comix went on a nauseating, relentless self-promotional spree that began with a post that featured a string of painful jokes, each ending in "BADDA BOOM!"

Probably fearing that Mr. Comix may harm himself if they decided otherwise, the good folks at Wizbang made him a finalist for the Funniest Blog Category.

Inexplicably, Mr. Comix proceeded to publicly explain his plan to win by using a system of "precinct captains" from his readership. He talked of "getting anyone to vote" even telling people that it was a great way to meet hot chicks (sic).

DUmmie FUnnies enjoyed an early lead in the polls, the result of Mr. Comix's efforts.

However, things began to unravel when people began reading the material at DUmmie FUnnies. Collectively scratching their heads, they wondered why DUmmie FUnnies was in the "Funniest Blog" category. Suggestions were made to put it in the "Blog with the most Exclamation Marks" category, but it was too late.

Having brought too much attention to himself, the backlash against Mr. Comix began. Liberals publicly flogged him and his site. Conservatives secretly flogged him and his site. And his lead began to evaporate.

Staggeringly, Mr. Comix and his supporters decided to accuse Sadly, No, the blog that would eventually overtake him (and, as of this writing, double his vote count) with cheating. An accusation that was quickly dismissed by the people handling the voting.

At this point, all that is left to learn is the final margin of Sadly, No's victory, and whether or not Mr. Comix can dig deep and salvage a shred of dignity in this final chapter.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

soooo...you're losing by a lot?

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, this is the unfunniest blog ever. Cut and pasting a comment and adding "What an idiot!" =/= funny.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Down and Out Of Sài Gòn said...

You're funny or you're not.

Fafblog was amusing.

How to Write Screenplays (Badly) was hilarious.

This site (and its flamewars) are just tedious.

3:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know what, PJ? You're not funny. I've looked it over and you're just not funny. You think you are but you're not. The fact that you got into this contest with Sadly No and Swift is mind boggling. Not funny you went after a guy with cancer. Get that? He's dead. Not funny. I suppose it's possible to be funny about dying from cancer. It's been done before. But you're not even close. You're not clever. You're not ironic. You're a twelve year old running for Jr. High president.

3:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a thought...

Why don't you go hang around in 'comments' at Sadly No and take on a few insane, godless liberals? Let them know how unfunny their godlessness is. But do it in a funny way. You know what I'm talking about because you are a way funny guy (or gal?). I thinks it's time to go to the front lines and show them who's really funny. Do it with Swift too. Mano el Mano. Let the masses see who's funny and who isn't.

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn...Didn't take long for the DUmmies to dig Andy up and parade him around again....

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Damn...Didn't take long for the DUmmies to dig Andy up and parade him around again...."

Of course. Because PJ had nothing to do with all this about the cancer guy. Nothing. He didn't know about it. He didn't associate himself with it. He didn't write about it. HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AND HE'S FUNNY!!!

You're funny too.

4:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to understand why this blog is funny.

4:43 AM  
Blogger z said...

"Sacraments: Abortion, Gay marriage"

No no no; it's gay abortion and married fetuses (er, fetusi?). Anyway, trust a Texan to get it bass-ackwards.

5:07 AM  
Anonymous owlbear1 said...

A fundie homeschoolers' hang out.

6:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats, PJ!

It appears you've hit the big time. When the party of free speech and tolerance goes to this much trouble to silence you, you're golden, baby.

This is way, way better than an award, isn't it?

Now get me some new material. I was hoping for a new DuFu this morning to get these silly kids' panties all in a bunch.

After all, you now have a very target-rich environment. How are you going to choose?

(Pssst. If I were you, I'd either DuFu that hilarious monument to hypocrisy in the awards blog forum, or try to find something from Will Pitt on the subject ... I assume he's written a 7,000 word post by now? Hurry back, man. I was hoping to enjoy whatever is next with my morning coffee.)

Keep it coming, children. More teenage angst. You have no idea how entertaining you are.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, teenagers from DUmmieLand, other than digging up poor Andy and reminding us all of how horribly YOU DUMMIES treated him ... do you have anything else to say?

I just read the whole hilarious thread, and other than reminding us of what PJ reported Will Pitt and Skinner and a hundred other DUmmies did to poor Andy, you haven't made a single point.

Well, except that you don't think reading your own words being mocked is funny. But since DU is probably the most humorless place I've ever seen, and you're all way, way too super-serial to laugh at yourselves, well, that ain't surprising.

But I'm getting bored. Do you have anything new for us? I suspect you know how silly the Stephenson thing is. YOU did it, after all, and you haven't uttered a word about in 2 years. Pretending you care now looks about as realistic as your claims to support the troops. Or your claims to be in favor of free speech. Everyone knows how phony all of the above is.

So how about it? Continue wailing on poor deliriously happy PJ, but give me something new to laugh at.

I liked the guy with the beaver recipes. He was good.

;)

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you manage to find your conscience someday and thereafter live in shame that you may have killed a man simply because you're a petty and vain horrorshow of a human being.

C'mon, you can do it. There must be a little doubt, a small sliver of fear that it's true. Some vestige of decency. All you have to do is let your guard slip for a moment and it will lodge in your mind like a grain of sand in an oyster. You'll run your mind over it like you would run your tongue over a chipped tooth.

"I killed a man for the sake of my own vanity". (Say it.)

"At the very least, I unleashed abuse and harassment and delayed medical care to a sick and dying man out of pure mindless spite." (You can do it.)

"And then I campaigned for recognition, that all would know what should have been my shame, and I did it with pride." (It's easy, just let it sink in for a second.)

"I am a monster. I make Judas seem like a humanitarian by comparison. I am scum." (You know it's true, you can only deny it so long.)

9:10 AM  
Anonymous owlbear1 said...

Silence him?

HAHAHAHAHA

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is funny? That this is a finalist for 'Funniest Blog' is sad commentary on The Weblog Awards.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hope you manage to find your conscience someday and thereafter live in shame that you may have killed a man simply because you're a petty and vain horrorshow of a human being."

This is getting ridiculous.

I’ve read the links provided by DU supporters claiming that PJ somehow “stalked” and “tormented” this Andy guy to death and have yet to see any clear evidence as such.

In fact, it doesn’t even appear that this Andy fellow even knew of the existence of DUmmie FUnnies…or, for that matter, most DU-ers either before this contest.

All I can determine, based on the links provided, is that PJ raised some of the exact same concerns being raised by a number of DU posters themselves regarding the legitimacy of the charity in a satirical fashion…

--Note. EVERYONE, regardless of their political persuasion, should be very, very cautions when it comes to people or groups on the internet asking for their money, no matter how sad the provided story may be.--

…the fact that at the end of the day Andy Stephenson really did turn out to be a cancer patient doesn’t make PJ or anyone else who raised legitimate questions a terrible person.

The very news site the DU supporters are citing (http://www.seattleweekly.com/2005-07-06/news/cancerous-campaign.php) as proof of Andy’s existence openly admits that:

“The fund-raising effort for Stephenson was the work of amateur activists, not professional charities.”

…and that:

“Stephenson's friends did not provide the kind of checks and balances that are associated with mainstream philanthropy.”

Whoever was in charge of raising this money for Andy should have done so in a more open, transparent and credible way to avoid suspicion in the first place.

****************

Based on the DU threat itself which started this all:

“DU's being slammed in the weblog awards” (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2200668#2200935)

It appears plainly that DU posters realized an internet site which mocked them was up for an award and are now throwing a tantrum.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

Hay people, especially you who accuse PJ of killing someone simply because he posted something in his blog, words didn't kill the man, cancer did. It wouldn't have matter at all where he was being treated or what form of treatment he was receiving, he was dying. It's really that simple.

PJ didn't know he was dying, no one did. Not even the DU, which is where most of the questions and inquires about this man's request for funds originated, knew he was dying. Trying to blame PJ for his death is just foolish, and even FUnny as all your doing is highlighting your own stupidity.

Oh, and for those who denounce the cut and paste type of humor PJ uses, I wonder if all of you will write to Jay Leno and ask him to stop showing the humors newspaper misprints and pictures of silly signs that people send in to him? I mean, really, isn't that just another form of cut and paste humor?

10:43 AM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Excellent. I couldn't have said it better myself. Ronald Reagan was a moron, although probably not as big a moron (and LOSER) as PJ. Of course, George W. Bush is a bigger moron than either of those clowns, so it all evens out.

Good. PJ can close discussion and delete all comments besides yours. This whole crap about Andy isn't about "mean old PJ", because you scum are just like what you claim PJ is. It's about tricking people who have no clue into falling in line with your views.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wanted to make a one-time visit to the site.

I just wanted to see what kind of person gets PayPal to cancel an account set up for the treatment of a dying man.

I didn't expect much, and that's exactly what I found.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ... I love how PJ was begging his freeper friends to spam the poll to give him an unfair win, now he's crying and crying about he's being sooooooo abused.

Well PJ, I have news for you ... I'm a Freeper and heard about this contest from your freep post.

Alot of us at Free Republic think you're a sanctimonious self-important twit. We're voting for Sadly No! just to take you down a peg or two.

You may be a clown, but you're really not funny in the least.


Just a tip when you're trying to pretend you are something you're not...it's best if you don't sound like your basic, immature DUmp Monkey. If you really were you'd have NO problem making this post at FR on the DUFU thread. We don't have any problem disagreeing and calling each other on things we think are wrong. Tell you what...you post this exact post over on the DUFU thread, then I'll believe you. Oh, that is unless you conveniently sign up just to post this...see we have this handy little feature that lets us scroll over another members name to see how long they've been there. So prove you're a freeper...sweetcheeks.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wanted to see what kind of person gets PayPal to cancel an account set up for the treatment of a dying man.

And you can prove this I suppose? Because no one else thus far has been able to. ONE donation was held up due to a complaint (I don't know who made it, it would have to be from the person who made the donation). One of Andy's friends gave him a check to cover the cost just in case he needed it. Besides, what would paypal do with all the money in that account if they canceled it? They'd send the remaining money to the ACCOUNT HOLDER and tell them they were terminating the account. If you're going to lie, try to be a little more logical...might make it more believable.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>I just wanted to see what kind of person gets PayPal to cancel an account set up for the treatment of a dying man.


So, PayPal cancels an account based on Internet accusations alone, and what happens to the money? I betcha they sent all that money to PJ, damn him!!! Damn it, we really need a rolling eyes smilie.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, the blathering widdle moonbats just don't get it, do they.

Skul

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi LSC:

So, PayPal cancels an account based on Internet accusations alone, and what happens to the money? I betcha they sent all that money to PJ, damn him!!! Damn it, we really need a rolling eyes smilie.

Please check your email more often. As Vader said at the time, the money goes to him, with a commision to the agent.

That is all for now.

P.S. - Vader is pleased with your efforts, please check your bank account in a certain European country famous for its navy.

P.P.S. - Subject, code named HRC has been successfully re-educated at a Wal-Mart facility somewhere in the heartland. Apparently it was accomplished without difficulty. Vader was a bit dissapointed that it did not require a waterboarding.

Sometimes the little dissapointments are the greatest. Such is life, comrade. The important thing is that fascism is on the march. There will be no need to cancel the 2008 elections. Whoever wins will be ours.

HALIBUT PREFER BLACKWATER AND SOMETIMES DIE BOLD

Regards,

Screwtape

12:21 AM  
Anonymous John F Not Kerry said...

Damn! I miss the Funnies for a day and this happens? PJ, you are great! I love how you bring out the hate in the DUmmies. And I love how they show their true colors with every opportunity. Keep up the good work.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, sadly no is beating you like you owe 'em money! you're losing worse than gov. fletcher lost yesterday, which is really saying something! you know what might help you next year? instead of whining about a conspiracy against you, try being funny. good luck, bro!

8:25 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

"sadly no is beating you like you owe 'em money"

You seem to have invested a lot of emotion into who wins an online contest, DUmmie.

11:08 PM  

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