Leftwing Blogosphere Erupts In an Obsessive Firestorm Over DUFUs
WOW! What an wild 24 non-business hours it has been! The Leftwing Blogosphere has ERUPTED in a wild firestorm of obsession about even the fact that the DUmmie FUnnies is a finalist in the 2007 Weblog Awards (vote for the DUmmie FUnnies as FUnniest Blog by clicking HERE). For starters, Head DUmmie Skinner has allowed not just ONE but TWO threads obsessing over the DUmmie FUnnies to go up on the DUmmie "Greatest Page." This is an historical first. Previously you could count the deletion in seconds of any thread/post in DUmmieland mentioning the DUmmie FUnnies in any way whatever. In addition, the leftwing anti-religion (except for Muslims) Sadly No! dedicated two threads to the DUFUs overnight. Throughout the leftwing blogosphere was even more obsession with the DUFUs. Finally just to get an idea of their obsession with the DUFUs, take a look at this Weblog Awards Forum THREAD titled, "You have a hate site nominated as 'Funniest'" which currently runs 10 pages long. If you mock the DUmmies via the EVIL method of exposing their own words using Copy & Paste you're labeled a "Hate Site." They are even equating the DUmmie FUnnies with StormFront. I kid you not. So let us now look at the first of the DUmmie threads where the DUmmies are obsessing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the Leftwing Loons for all the free publicity, is in the [brackets]:
Please DU this poll!!! Keep an idiot at FR from winning!
[Please Stop him!!! He is mocking us by exposing our rantings to the public via Copy & Paste!]
That idiot over at FR that does the incredibly unfunny DUmmie FUnnies, (notice the capitalization of DU with FU) is up for some kind of funniest blog award. His main challenger is the Sadly Not blog who apparently isn't even campaigning like this idiot at FR is. The FR fool has been constantly spamming everything he can find to win.
[We can't let him win. So let us defeat ourselves another way by giving the DUmmie FUnnies bigtime exposure by obsessing over it like loons!]
[...Let's go BERSERK!!!]
Please go vote for the Sadly Not blog as the funniest, regardless of if you even know what Sadly Not is (which I don't and frankly don't care). Just so this moron doesn't win.
[Vote for Sadly No! even though I know nothing about it just to stop the DUmmie FUnnies. And now on to the other obsessive posts...]
I just think it would be fun to bust this winger's balloon.
[By making his blog even more well known than it already is.]
Register, participate, and denounce weblogawards.com for nominating a de facto hate site.
[Just de facto? Sniff and we always wanted to be a FOR REAL hate site.]
Looks like the bigot's entire next few days is going to be spent fending off withering fire from righteous posters at weblogawards.com
[And watching the publicity pour in. Thanx!]
It's called Sadly No! and it seems to be a funny, progressive blog.
[And anti-religion (except for Muslims).]
Wow! We have finally found DUs No1 stalker! Sad. Pathetic. Wrong.
[Right. When you quote the Left exactly, that is what they now call stalking.]
That guy is spending every minute of every day begging for votes over at FR
[I call it "asking." And this thread is begging for votes for a site most have not seen.]
Remember to vote once each 24-hour period.
[Make that once each 24 business hour period. And now to the other DUmmie thread that is on their "Greatest" Page...]
Friends of Andy, Please Check In --- One of his stalkers is trying to defend himself here - he hopes to win a Weblog Award for Funniest Blog. I don't think tormenting a dying man is funny, do you?
[Yeah, I "stalked" Andy by posting the comments by Head DUmmie Skinner and William Rivers Pitt casting aspersions upon his veracity.]
There's something wrong with that site. Who in the credible world would nominate this guy? Even *I* can find the venom that he passes off as humor. Who are these people? People who can't spell google? People who have the reading comprehension of Corningware? Who?
[People who post "Freudenschade" when they try to mean "Schadenfreude."]
went there to vote, and was told that I had already voted in the last 24 hours. I share the computer with my husband but he didn't go there in the last 24 hours. What does this mean?
[Diebold computer. Hee! Hee!]
Running even now from the cruelty he visited upon Andy, pretending to have done nothing, and true to his neoclown creed, deflecting by invoking Skinner & Will Pitt.
[Who brought him to our attention in the first place by casting aspersions upon the veracity of Bev Harris' assistant.]
We need to give this story legs. I suggest we try to spread this to every liberal blog and even regular newspapers.
[Yup! Do that. Hee! Hee!]
I was just hoping enough negative press on this guy would get them to dump his blog from the contest.
[Politically purge that blog that keeps quoting us accurately.]
The idea that anyone could GIVE THIS SCUM AN AWARD just sent me over the cognitive edge.
[Congrats! You're already OVER the cognitive edge.]
I emailed info and links to Crooks and Liars, Huffington Post and several other blogs. Don't know if they will cover it but at least I tried.
[PLEASE! Try harder! Get that PR machine into full gear!]
I don't want that little prick getting any kind of AWARD for his hate site.
[Instead, lets give him TONS of free publicity.]
So, did Will try to hold up the PayPal account? Set up the equivalent of a bounty on contacting Andy? Send fake police to a supporter's home? Really?
[I did all that? News to me. However, if you want, I'll announce that Karl Rove has already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So much for the "reality-based" community who are now bringing lots of PR to the DUmmie FUnnies. Your obsession over the DUFUs has been very helpful in that regard.]