Tuesday, November 06, 2007

"The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass"



Welcome DUmmies and Sadly NUts! Sad Sacks as well as many others from the Leftwing Blogosphere who have done some tremendous efforts to publicize this site. To your efforts we must also add that of the KOmmies who on their Daily KOs Midday Open THREAD yesterday gave us tremendous publicity by featuring us at the very top of the page. And over on the Weblog Awards we have the same DUmmies who were involved in a questionable fundraiser with no accountability from a couple of years ago now obsessing over the DUFUs to the extent that their THREAD has grown to 23 pages long! With all this incredible publicity for the DUmmie FUnnies, the Weblog Awards have become almost besides the point but if you want, you can vote HERE

For all you many new readers brought to this site thanx to the bigtime Leftwing conniption fit, I will now show you a regular DUFU edition. See, what we do here is take the ranting of the folks on the Democrat Underground aka DUmmies, Daily KOs aka KOmmies, and several other Leftwing sites and merely Copy & Paste what they say with comments beneath. So if they are OUTRAGED by the DUmmie FUnnies it is because we quote their lunacy ACCURATELY, word for word. And this is what we shall do in this DUFU edition. As many longtime followers of the DUmmie FUnnies know, DUmmieland is full of an array of laughable conspiracy theories. It goes without saying that the vast majority of the DUmmies are 9/11 Truthers (MIHOP: Made It Happen On Purpose or LIHOP: Let It Happen On Purpose). However, there are many other dire predictions of gloom in DUmmieland. See that new Walmart being built a few miles away. Guess what? According to the DUmmies it is really a re-education camp. I kid you not. And this is only ONE of many such kooky theories which brings me to today's DUmmie THREAD titled, "The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass." What? I mean what happened to the draft that all DUmmies were sure to happen right after the 2004 election? You mean (GASP?) that the dire DUmmie predictions never seem to come to pass? So let us now read the revelation about the DUmmie lack of credibility in the prediction department in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, providing some "sophisticated comedy" in the form of DUmmie Perry Logan's video at the bottom of this edition, is in the [brackets]:


The most dire predictions on DU have not come to pass


[And DUmmie cali WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]


the 2006 elections were not canceled or stolen. Martial law has not been declared. Liberals and progressives have not been thrown into camps, etc, etc.


[Then why is that new Walmart being built down the road?]


Lots of bad law, plenty of flouting of the law by the admin, a weak opposititon, but the catastrophic predictions above have failed to be fulfilled, time after time. And DU posters have been making these predictions regularly.


[And laughably.]


Anything's possible, but those making the direst predictions have been wrong repeatedly.


[They will be proven right about the Walmarts. Those are definitely going to be re-education camps. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies.]


Does anyone think that Pakistan may be a test case for the US?


[Do they have Walmarts in Pakistan?]


What makes you so sure is what I want to know? I assume that you think... that people like Naomi Wolf are just idiots then!


[YUP!]


rantings of the fringe left.


[Which includes most of DUmmieland. The MIHOP group vastly outnumbers the more "moderate" LIHOP DUmmies.]


How do you know... that the fear of these outcomes didn't energize us to prevent these outcomes?


[STOP new Walmarts from being built!]


You don't have any sources to back this hyperbole up do you?


[The DUmmie FUnnies is a terrific source since we regularly chronicle dire DUmmie predictions of doom via that sneaky method of Copy & Paste. That makes us a "Hate Site."]


Have the '08 elections happened yet? I must have missed them... The "most" dire warnings have been about military drafts and cancellation of the '08 election...not the '06 one...


[The military draft never happened but the '08 elections will definitely be cancelled. After so many strikeouts, we are due for a hit.]


plenty of predictions that the 2006 elections would be stolen


[Only when Republicans win.]


I think this administration is capable of anything, including putting Americans in camps and launching nuclear first strikes. But we have had a powerful movement of resistance in this country ever since he took office, working time and again to bring this administration down. Thanks to them, much of the more dire predictions of the left never came true, and for that, we can all be proud. And thankful.


[Only the DUmmies stand between us and placement in a Walmart detention camp.]


I said in my original post that those that were sounding the alarm of more dire things to come in the future deserve some credit for being vigilant in making THOSE MORE DIRE PREDICTIONS NOT HAPPEN.


[And yet the EVIL Bush Regime made 9/11 happen: MIHOP.]


DU is nothing if not a catalyst for dire predictions. Last week I was told we were all going to die if Al Gore was not the next president. Which would have been hilarious if the poster had not been dead serious.


[Which is what makes most DUmmie posts hilarious.]


Looking at history, we see that we are walking a familiar path of fascist activity by our government.


[And yet those fascists were unable to prevent the Democrats from winning in 2006. Hmmm...]


I think that there very well may have been an attempt to steal the 2006 election, and it may very well have altered the number of seats that the Dems got in both houses. Don't know that for fact, but I think that.


[Even when we win an election, the EVIL Republicans still STOLE IT!!!]


What About Paul Wellstone?


[Obviously a victim of a murder plot by EVIL Republicans.]


I think votes were stolen in 2006; just not enough votes to block a squeaky Dem majority in the Senate. They miscalculated. The pre-election polls were wrong (mostly because a whole lot of "unlikely" voters came out to vote Democratic), Rove didn't set his sights high enough.


[Karl Rove allowed you just enough votes to win but not to set the agenda.]


Your kind of ignorance is why over at Free Republic they dub us "DUmmies."


[Hee! Hee!]


What's the "Resurrection Act?"


[It will be explained to you at the Second Coming.]


I have a thing about Pagans, Witches, Goddesses, etc. Mesopotamian, Celtic, Nordic, you name it, I love the lore, and the artwork it inspires... ancient and modern. I used the name Inanna on another board many years ago... she is another of my favorites.


[Goddess Gaia is my personal fave.]


Gonzales & Rove did try to steal the '06 elections, cali.


[But only the DUmmies stopped them.]


Nor was Rove indicted in 24 business hours.


[According to William Rivers Pitt, Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006.]


The chicken littles on DU can be downright embarassing.


[But very very FUnnie!]


How do you know the 2006 weren't deliberately skewed?
What's the easiest way to shut people up about voting irregularities? Let them win one. It astounds me that people treat this administration has a blip, as an anomaly, and everything will go back to normal in 2008. Some people are in for a shock.

[Attention DUmmies! We own ALL your Diebold machines!]


The current occupier of the White House is a madman. He is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. If you saw him on TV today, then you saw how crazy he looks. But he is crafty. He knows how to line up pure power behind him -- people who will do anything -- anything -- he wants. He is quite capable of -- and quite likely to -- declaring martial law.


[Of course, of course.]


I saw him today talking to the Turkish PM. His body motion was strange and his pitch and tone altered. I guess they had to drug him up for the news about Turkey and Pakistan. I mean, look at this shit. I still think his handlers won't let him cross the rubicon. I'm not so sure about Cheney.


[So Cheney is the Puppetmaster of our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Khan?]


Don't worry, be happy!


[KILLJOY!!!]


Domestic enemies of The United States of America are still occupying unelected office and following the "policies" of a culture of death. IMPEACH CHENEY FIRST-IMPEACH CHENEY NOW!


[And then Chimpeach You Know Who.]


Is there a need for martial law when the coup has already occurred??


[And only the DUmmies noticed. ...And now to show a bit of "sophisticated" DUmmie comedy in the form of this video act by Perry Logan who is a registered member of DUmmieland.]





143 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad, so sad. Yawn!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had I not gone and checked out this thread, I wouldn't have believed it!

At least it'll be easy to round up the loonies when the Wal-Mart reeducation facilities are complete.

DUmmies are SCARY.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

Ahh, the DUmmie Prophets of Doom and Gloom. They're my favorite!

Like all false prophets, they claim some disaster is about to befall us all. Then, when said disaster never actually occurs, the false prophets claim is was their revelations and the actions of their followers which saved us. All Hail the Masters of the Universe!

Unfortunately, those who believe the false prophets never seem to notice that, if they were TRUE prophets, they would have already known that the disasters they predicted are not going to happen. In other words, their prophesies were destined to be wrong and they should have know this, being such good prophets. The DUmmies never seem to catch on though. You would think that, after being wrong so many times, their followers would find someone a little better at predicting future events and kick da bums out, so to speak.

But, alas, that doesn't happen The false prophets still claim mastery of the Universe who can predict and prevent future events and, being such good prophets, predict even more gloom and doom in the future which doesn't happen. Their followers see this lack of gloom and doom, this failure of the prophets, as absolute proof the prophets are correct and ask for even more false predictions which they immediately believe, thus continuing the cycle of stupidity.

And people wonder why we call them DUmmies? Well, now you know.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous d. b. cooper said...

Your blog is not funny, it is murderous. You ran a campaign to deny medical care to someone you didn't like. You stalked, harassed, and killed. You are bad.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

The true face of the so-called liberal. Paranoia, hate, lies, projection and a total disregard for facts or critical thinking.

Thank our wonderful public education system AND our institutions of higher learning.

I swore I would NOT watch another of this idiots videos but I was sucked in yet again. I need to go boil by eyes in bleach. Cya.

10:11 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like the DUmmies are gaming the vote bigtime!

Looks like they were worried about PJ's early lead.

We'll demand a recount in Florida, then we'll appeal to the Supreme Court!...

And should the final tally stand, could another blog possibly be funnier than the DUmmies own pathetic rants on DUmmie FUnnies?...Sadly, No.

PJ, take the fact that the DUmmies went through the trouble of running through a multitude of randomized IP's to vote multiple times (guess they can't use dead people in an interwebs vote) as a badge of honor for being a thorn in their sides!

10:13 AM  
Blogger Shecky X said...

I don't think this is a hatemongering thread. It merely points out soundbites that it has excised from the Opposition's context...

... which is the usual way to try to divert attention from one's own shortcomings. At least Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper is funny.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

d.b. cooper - pull your head out of your @ss.

I think this Perry Logan could be a tremendous fund-raiser for Democrats. Take him to Republican functions and meetings, and charge $5 to slap the shit out of him.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Frankie Fuccinetti said...

When all is said and done, one good think is going to come of this: DuFu will never win a Weblog award. Sure, we all know it's meaningless, but PJ wanted it so bad he could taste it. Now, it's gone. Blar har har. When it's over, you can go back to being a nobody, making jokes for your tiny audience at FreakRepugnant. Good luck getting nominated next year, Peej.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Filthy said...

Your Beaver looks like he's made out of Swiss Chalet Chicken covered in shrink wrap.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"When all is said and done, one good think is going to come of this: DuFu will never win a Weblog award. "

And when all is said and done, PJ will still have the DUmmies FUnnies blog. All the hatred directed against him, all the calls to shut him down, all the bitching and moaning about how "not funny" people find him isn't going to make him or his blog go away. He still exists, as does his blog. No matter how hard people try, they can't shut him up. He'll still point out the insanity of liberal blogs. And people like me will be still be able to laugh at the foolishness and stupidity of the left wing that PJ highlights for us. So, he may not win an award (which was a long shot to begin with), but he's still a winner when it comes to being able to freely express himself. Ain't America great?

10:55 AM  
Blogger iamnot said...

So, how has this whole thing affected your hit count?

10:57 AM  
Anonymous d. b. cooper said...

Have you guys ever noticed that there is much more hate emanating from right-wing sources than left-wing sources? Discuss.

11:07 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

It's redundant to point out the humorlessness and vindictiveness of the Left as evidenced here at DUFU over the last few days, But honestly, I still can't get over it.

It's all so demented and sad. Can you imagine living in their heads with all that rage; the beginning of a downward spiral into madness and incoherence...?

Oh...sorry. That got pretty depressing. [shake head]

OK, in the vast territory of the web, with an eternity of blogs, being singled out as a finalist in any category is an AMAZING feat.

Pride and congratulations are in order no matter how much further this goes.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pride and congratulations are in order no matter how much further this goes."

No doubt, no doubt. "Hey, congratulations on not winning." "Thanks, I'm really proud of losing."

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good edition.

Interesting that even some of the DUmmies recognize how silly and self-destructive all the Chicken Little stuff is.

I wonder why none of them mentioned the "boy who cried wolf" scenario? At this point would anybody believe anything that any DUer (or most liberals) has to say?

11:44 AM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

I don't know why they're worried about Wal-Mart.

Obviously, Target is where the re-education camps will be. Target is evil.

And I'd keep an eye on Costco, if I was them,

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - reading this dude's stuff is like watching that "Conspiracy Theory" movie with Mel Gibson. PJ not only has a tin foil hat, he has the whole tin foil 3 piece suit.

Go go gettem you crazy creepy dude!

11:56 AM  
Blogger Filthy said...

Interesting that even some of the DUmmies recognize how silly and self-destructive all the Chicken Little stuff is.

What's even more interesting is that the Freepers don't recognize their counterparts on the other side of the fence. I don't give a wet fart for DU, but you seem to think that exposing a bunch of crazies as a bunch of crazies will have any effect on "the Left" in general.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Hey, how about you draw a strip about deliberately and repeatedly disrupting treatment for a human being dying of cancer, and then attempting to sabotage his funeral? That would be a real laugh riot! Or are you busy drawing Hitler fucking Anne Frank? Or a similar comedic masterpiece?

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, it's fucking weird, but fucking weird isn't funny.

Keep that in mind after your dreams of winning a meaningless award die.

Take a course in Snark, and try again next year. December is only a month away.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm looking for the "funny" while I'm waiting for another OddTodd 'toon update, and THIS site comes up?!? To hell with this, I'm suing Google for false advertising!

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey, how about you draw a strip about deliberately and repeatedly disrupting treatment for a human being dying of cancer, and then attempting to sabotage his funeral?"

Too bad that NEVER happened...geez, come up w/ something NEW to lie about already.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, publicity for being a dick is awesome!
haha
only a dick would see it as that!
congrats!


p.s.
of course DU has some whacky people who are a bit out there... what website doesnt ?
i mean look at you, you made a whole website for your obsession and insanity!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"I don't give a wet fart for DU, but you seem to think that exposing a bunch of crazies as a bunch of crazies will have any effect on "the Left" in general."

I don't know about everyone else, but I don't think "exposing" the DUmmies is going to change them. Not even the massive amounts of meds they proudly proclaim they are taking seems to have that much of an effect on their behavior so PJ's exposure of them and their insanity won't help them at all, but it sure is FUnny.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Maddawg said...

I loved that dire prediction thread at DUmmyland.

I was glad to see they finally did get the [sic]meme that it is Martial law not Marshall.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever feel just the slightest bit scummy for your part in prolonging the agony of Andy Stephenson, in the weeks preceding his death? Do you ever have nightmarees about it? Do you ever wonder how you would feel, if a group of people organized against one of your friends, or a member of your family, the way you did against Andy?

I've always wondered. I doubt we'll ever know. One thing is for sure, however... if there was a Weblog Award for Most Vile Sociopath of the Intertubes, you'd win, hands down.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"Obviously, Target is where the re-education camps will be. Target is evil."

Don't forget K-mart:

Attention Fascist Shoppers: there is a Jackboot Special on isle 5. All machine pistols are 30 percent off. Ammo is half priced. Buy two pistols and receive a truncheon for free! Stock up now and beat the crowd, into submission!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

"Too bad that NEVER happened...geez, come up w/ something NEW to lie about already."

Andy is still alive! Yeah! Keep telling yourself that, I guess. I wouldn't want to have a death on my conscience, either.

Then again, I never killed anyone.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

"ray said...


Don't forget K-mart:

Attention Fascist Shoppers: there is a Jackboot Special on isle 5. All machine pistols are 30 percent off. Ammo is half priced. Buy two pistols and receive a truncheon for free! Stock up now and beat the crowd, into submission"


-------------------------------

Sure, but everybody knows K-mart is an evil empire controlled by Karl Rove and Rupert Murdoch.

Target is more dangerous, you see, because it flies under the radar, has that cute little red target symbol ... and people pronounce it in pseudo-French as "Tar-zhay."

That's why their more dangerous. Nobody suspects them.

Not even the DUmmies. All this obsession with Wal-Mart is just yet another clever Bush ploy to take over the world.

Save us, Dummies. You're our only hope.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous greyNOTgray said...

PJ: Not funny. SO NOT cool. (Mock a cancer patient, blame someone else, try to win an award off of it, brag about all the attention you're getting for being a jerk... Dude, you and your supporters are the lowest form of life on the planet.)

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Hey, how about you draw a strip about deliberately and repeatedly disrupting treatment for a human being dying of cancer, and then attempting to sabotage his funeral? That would be a real laugh riot! Or are you busy drawing Hitler fucking Anne Frank? Or a similar comedic masterpiece?"

After reading several comments like this, I wonder how long it will be until someone starts a PJ Truther website?

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Dude, you and your supporters are the lowest form of life on the planet."

As opposed to the DUmmies who believe they, and only they, are the highest forms of life on this planet and prove it every day mocking everyone who they oppose and by insisting that they are just "10 dollars" or "24 business hours" away from proving the next conspiracy theory? If it's a choice between PJ and the DUmmies, I choose PJ. But, hay, that's what freedom of choice is all about.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed the prediliction for DUmmies to use profanity?

They show up here, spew some irrational vulgarities, hurl some unsubstantiated poo at whomever happens to be around, and disappear, clueless, valueless, vulgar and sad.

Is it part of the training?

Do they really not see that this reinforces the entire 'reason for being' of this site?

Hysterical, screeching loonies are fun to watch!

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this really the funniest conservative blog on the internet?

Seriously?

1:28 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

"They show up here, spew some irrational vulgarities, hurl some unsubstantiated poo at whomever happens to be around, and disappear, clueless, valueless, vulgar and sad."

Kinda like when Freepers show up at your hospital...

1:30 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Dude. Totally true. Last month I was having my tonsils out, next thing you know there's PJ and his friends at the hospital ... trying to put them back in!

Evil neo-con bastards. Happens all the time!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous PJ's Mom said...

I don't know about "funniest" blog, but yours is certainly the "bitchiest" blog I've ever read.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Mikey NTH said...

Does Perry ever do anything other than repeating the same thing for eight to nine minutes?

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Kinda like when Freepers show up at your hospital..."

Or when a member of Code Pink attacks you with paint on their hands... Or when people storm a stage to prevent someone from speaking at a collage... Or when people protest at the funerals of our fallen troops... Or when people shoot a President, or wish that someone would, or is disappointed when when someone fails... It takes all kinds of people to fill a world, doesn't it?

3:07 PM  
Anonymous greyNOTgray said...

Ray said...
As opposed to the DUmmies who believe they, and only they, are the highest forms of life on this planet and prove it every day mocking everyone who...

Spare me the venom, look in the mirror. This isn't a contest or a weblog award. If you think making a dying man's last days on the planet even more miserable, or that there's any excuse for that sort of behavior, then you win, hands down. Deflection won't save your soul.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

" Is this really the funniest conservative blog on the internet?

Seriously?"

Since the determination of what is or is not funny is highly subjective and is based on personal preferences, you'll have to make that determination for yourself. Other's can't do it for you.

Seriously!

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Deflection won't save your soul."

I'm not worried about my soul as I didn't anything to this man. I never even knew him. I never went to his hospital, I never asked others to go there, I never tried to access his personal records, and I never tried to stop any treatment he may have been receiving. As a matter of fact, I'm not even a member of the Free Republic. You know, a freeper.

It looks to me that the only deflection going on here is by you trying to deflect unwarranted guilt upon me. Well, guess what? I have nothing to feel guilty about so it isn't working.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Your blog is not funny, it is murderous. You ran a campaign to deny medical care to someone you didn't like. You stalked, harassed, and killed. You are bad.



It was Li'l Beaver on the Grassy Knoll!!!!1111oneoneoneeleventy1111!!!!

Idiot.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous greyNOTgray said...

Ray, methinks thou dost protest too much.

BTW, the protesters at soldiers funerals are from Fred Phelps's gay hating, far far far right wing, "church". Do try to keep up with current events. The "Code Pink" thng was directed at Condi Rice, not YOU. And college isn't spelled with an "a".

Have you looked in the mirror yet? You're defending someone (who isn't you) that thinks making fun of cancer patients is funny. You not feeling guilty about defending him just says (to me) that you haven't looked in a mirror. Instead of letting him (or Condi) take the heat you're trying to draw it to yourself thinking you can deflect it to Fred Phelps. How noble.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Have you guys ever noticed that there is much more hate emanating from right-wing sources than left-wing sources? Discuss.

Yes. I remember FReepers saying they'd piss on Reagan's grave, and hating on Falwell and Ford when they died. And who can forget the CU threads wishing death on Ashcroft and Ingraham during times of sickness? Oh wait...

Bitch.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

BTW, where, exactly, did PJ-Comix run the supposed "campaign to deny medical care" to someone he didn't like? I never saw it. As a matter of fact, not once has PJ asked me to support any campaign, other than voting for him in the Blog Awards.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Ray, methinks thou dost protest too much.

I'm not the one protesting here, you are. You're protesting against PJ and anyone who supports him and his blog. You attack PJ, claim he and anyone who supports him are morally defunct, and challenge me personally to look in a mirror, something I do several times a day, while claiming that, somehow, my soul is in danger. So, you tell me, who's doing the protesting?

3:47 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>BTW, the protesters at soldiers funerals are from Fred Phelps's gay hating, far far far right wing, "church".

Oops, you've just backed yourself into a PWN corner.

The politician who invited Fred Phelps to not one, but two Presidential inaugurations is:

A)George W. Bush
B)Ronald Reagan
C)Al Gore

The answer is C.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=15559

Phreaky Phred is one of yours, and if you were honest with yourself, you'd3 realise that his love of hatred fits right in with liberal ideology which teaches those who accept it to hate those who do better in life, those who dare to disagree with political opinions that liberals believe they should accept because of their status as a minority or their sexual orientation, and even those who just want the government to leave them alone.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Have you looked in the mirror yet?"

Yes, I have, several times every day, and I didn't see you standing behind me as my moral conscience. Do you know what I do see? My wife, smiling at me.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous I'll Bet PJ Has A Wide Stance said...

Ahhh, so you're the scumbag behind the stalking of Andy Stephenson. Who knew you had a blog? And how in the hell did some obscure, unfunny blog nobody ever heard of get nominated for an award?

Seriously, how do you sleep at night, after what you did to that man? What the hell is wrong with you blackhearted rats? What was it about Andy that filled you with so much rage and anger that you lashed out against an innocent man who had never done one thing to you?

As someone wrote above, deflection won't save you. I'll bet you are indeed haunted by the memory of what you did to Andy, and that you will be stalked by your own deeds until your dying day.

You deserve some kind of karmic retribution that hurts you far, far more than losing some silly little web award popularity contest you had no chance of winning in the first place.

3:58 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

All of the DUmmies here have yet to explain their moral authority in the Andy Stephenson situation given the extensive history of DUmmies for cheering for the deaths of prominent Republicans and wetting themselves in their glee when it does happen.

4:03 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Ummm, DUmmie. I'll tell you like I told your friends yesterday. This is a conservative blog, therefor the people here are beholden to reality. You can have your own little myths about Andy Stephenson and what happened to him back at the DUmp, but let's stick to the facts here, 'Kay?

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People here harassed, and tried to deny treatment to a dying man out of partisan spite? And someone is defending this? ugg.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous greyNOTgray said...

Lone Star Conservative said...
Phreaky Phred is one of yours, and if you were honest with yourself, you'd3 realise that his love of hatred fits right in with liberal ideology

If he's one of mine than Dobson, Wildmon, Falwell, AND McVeigh are all yours. Let us be honest, after all...

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Lone Star Conservative also has a wide stance said...

Ummmm Texas schmucko, deflect away. Is that how you justify what you (and yes, clearly, judging by your vigorous defense, you took part) did to a dying man seeking cancer treatment and a group of friends who raised money for him? Because a handful of weirdo 9-11 Truther morons at DU pissed you off, you set out to deny someone medical care in retribution? Did that make you feel good? Did you and your buddies toast your wretched accomplishment down the pub?

Karma pays in spades. Anyone who wishes ill upon our leaders, however damaging and misguided they are, deserve what they get. But you? You, lone star closeted homosexual, you targeted an innocent man and made his dying months a living hell.

And while you could choose to say what an awful thing that was, you instead choose to be a cheerleader (suits you, pom-pom boy) for this unfunny blog to win a stupid web award it never had any chance of winning.

Keep typing, you sick unfeeling blackhearted rat. You're getting closer and closer to revealing yourself. Are you sure you want people to find out?

This page, and its commenters, represent today's Wretched Right Wing. This is what you are. Put that on your bumpersticker, and God help you all.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

Yo - PJ:

Hey, you need a new format for your comments.

When it was just a handful it was okay. But this influx of fine, articulate neo-liberals has made it a wee bit crowded, and its almost impossible to read the thread.

Maybe you could move to a different format? Blogger comments sections suck once it gets crowded.

And Allah knows I wouldn't want to miss all the tolerance and diversity in here.

;)

4:39 PM  
Anonymous greyNOTgray said...

Lone Star Conservative said...
This is a conservative blog, therefor the people here are beholden to reality

Since when??? Conservative blogs tossed reality out the window almost eight years ago.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"People here harassed, and tried to deny treatment to a dying man out of partisan spite? And someone is defending this? ugg."

Which people here tried to deny treatment to a dying man? I keep hearing this but I still haven't seen any references here (you know, proof) showing that ANYONE tried to deny treatment to anyone else,

Explain to me how the man died from lack of treatment and show me how PJ or anyone else here was responsible. Did PJ hold a "deny treatment" rally that I didn't hear about? Did the he and the the people who comment here march in force to the man's doctor and demand that treatment stop? Did they hold a mass protest which shut down the hospital? Did someone tear the IV's out of the man's arm? Just what treatments were denied and how was that accomplished? Inquiring minds want to know.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>People here harassed, and tried to deny treatment to a dying man out of partisan spite? And someone is defending this? ugg.

See, DUmmies. This is what I mean. These idiotic myths don't fly here. Take them back to the DUmp.

5:06 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Since when??? Conservative blogs tossed reality out the window almost eight years ago.

Thus speaketh a DUmmie, a member of `a site that believes in LIHOP/MIHOP, changing astral planes to gety a feel of Cheney's chakra (or other mumbo-jumbo), and, perhaps most strangely, the rhetoric of lib dem politicians.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do your own research (I won't hold my breath). I'll give you a place to start
Numerous links from the weblog awards forum

5:13 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Ray, it's just the power of the FReepers. One minute we're ignorant hicks from the backwoods of Arkansas, the next we're evil misanthropes with the power to deny treatment to the sick at will.

Of course, they don't really believe this. If they did, they'd wet their little pants and get rid of their computers so we couldn't track them down. It just fits their agenda. They're trying to make us feel shame over something they know never happened.

5:17 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Ummmm Texas schmucko, deflect away. Is that how you justify what you (and yes, clearly, judging by your vigorous defense, you took part) did to a dying man seeking cancer treatment and a group of friends who raised money for him? Because a handful of weirdo 9-11 Truther morons at DU pissed you off, you set out to deny someone medical care in retribution? Did that make you feel good? Did you and your buddies toast your wretched accomplishment down the pub?

God, how I wish I had the kind of power I'd need in order to be able to deny medical treatment to someone I've never met, don't know, and in reality, judging from his political views and the kind of people he associated with, wouldn't give the time of day to if I did meet him. But yes, I did participate on the "Scamdy" FR threads under the screenname "WinOne4TheGipper".

>>>>Karma pays in spades. Anyone who wishes ill upon our leaders, however damaging and misguided they are, deserve what they get.

"Karma" is just as real as the conscience of a moonbat.

>>>>But you? You, lone star closeted homosexual, you targeted an innocent man and made his dying months a living hell.

Wait, I thought yours was the ideology of love, tolerance, and acceptance of homosexual behavior (just another confirmation of my point that Phreaky Phred fits right in with the moonbat left). And no, I'm not gay, and I didn't make Andy's (wasn't he gay? how would he feel about you using his lifestyle choice as a slur?) life a living hell.

>>>And while you could choose to say what an awful thing that was, you instead choose to be a cheerleader (suits you, pom-pom boy) for this unfunny blog to win a stupid web award it never had any chance of winning.

No, I choose to live in reality . Where the idea that a few people on the Internet can affect the medical treatment of a human being is viewed as laughable and people who propagate that idea are viewed as nuts. But you're perfectly free to spread that notion at the DUmp. We need the laughs.

>>>>Keep typing, you sick unfeeling blackhearted rat. You're getting closer and closer to revealing yourself. Are you sure you want people to find out?

I'm scared. What will you do? Find my name and post it at the DUmp? Been there, done that.

Now explain why any DUmmie has the moral authority to attack PJ on this issue.

This page, and its commenters, represent today's Wretched Right Wing. This is what you are. Put that on your bumpersticker, and God help you all.

5:36 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Aww, dang, missed the last part of the moonbat's comment. Here...

>>>>This page, and its commenters, represent today's Wretched Right Wing. This is what you are. Put that on your bumpersticker, and God help you all.

It does? Really? Before you post your next Bouncy Ball satory at DUmmieland, perhaps you'll have a REAL conversation with a REAL person on the street and direct them to this site. Tell them to post here a1nd we'll see which site they find disgusting: DU or DUFU. But then, you and I already know the answer to that...

5:44 PM  
Anonymous WinOne4TheGipper Has A Wide Stance said...

Dear WinOne4TheGipper/Lone Star Conservative:

Thanks for admitting your crimes. Figured all it would take is accusing you of being homosexual. It's you're biggest fear... being found out.

I know... you know that I know.

And now, may the world know who you are, what a sham you are for hiding behind the religious and conservative right, and may the web-browsing public admonish this site for what it really is... a hate site. May you all suffer for what you did to Andy.

Shame, shame, shame.

5:48 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Story... I don't know what a "satory" is...:)

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any luck with that research lone star?

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how most of the commenters here have figured out that a well placed Carriage Return or Enter button makes things easier to read.

Like this PJ.

When you run all your words together without any spacing, it makes it impossible to read.

Oh and by the way, it's not funny anyway.

Not even close.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blegh.

boring, boring dreck.

you are not funny.

capitalizing the first two letters of every word is not funny.

YOur STupid SHit IS NOt FUnny. YOu ARe A FUcking MOron.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Dear WinOne4TheGipper/Lone Star Conservative:

Thanks for admitting your crimes.

I'm a criminal now? Where are my Miranda rights, what happened to my judge and jury? Hey, you Mr. Nice Man, who are you? My executioner? Just damn...:(

>>>> Figured all it would take is accusing you of being homosexual. It's you're biggest fear... being found out.

OMG, they caught me!!!! Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy ur sure looking hot. Idiot.

>>>>I know... you know that I know.

Oooohhhh, there are a few things about me you don't know.

>>>>And now, may the world know who you are, what a sham you are for hiding behind the religious and conservative right, and may the web-browsing public admonish this site for what it really is... a hate site. May you all suffer for what you did to Andy.

Ahhhh a member of the King of hate sites calling another site a hate site. Pot, meet kettle.

>>>>Shame, shame, shame.

You really shouldn't toss around words that you don't know the meaning of.

I swear. Why does $kimmer ever let you out? I wish that once a DUmmie reached 1,000 posts, his Internet access could somehow be limited to just the DUmp.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>blegh.

boring, boring dreck.

you are not funny.

capitalizing the first two letters of every word is not funny.

YOur STupid SHit IS NOt FUnny. YOu ARe A FUcking MOron.

And yet you've spent who knows how much time posting who knows how many messages saying pretty much the same thing on this blog...

5:59 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Any luck with that research lone star?

Nope. I still haven't figured out how to fix your rectal-cranial inversion. Sorry.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

74 posts?

The neo-liberals are getting bored, P.J.

New material is needed.

Tomorrow you should unleash your plan for increased carbon emissions. That'll keep 'em comin'.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

All he needs to do is put a picture of a shiny object at the top of the next edition. That'll draw them in droves.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>If he's one of mine than Dobson, Wildmon, Falwell, AND McVeigh are all yours. Let us be honest, after all...

I'll gladly accept Dobson and Falwell. While they have been prone to say some things which I find objectionable, at least they have a good moral compass. More than I can say for you.

But don't you ever try to link me to McVeigh. I was close enough to the Murrah building to hear the blast. I had a cousin who left that building shortly before the bomb went off. My mom was there the week before. My teacher went straight from school to donate blood, so don't you ever imply that McVeigh was anything more than a nut.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll gladly accept Dobson and Falwell. While they have been prone to say some things which I find objectionable, at least they have a good moral compass. More than I can say for you.

Um, had for one of those...

6:42 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

"Do your own research (I won't hold my breath). I'll give you a place to start"

Let me get this straight. People are claiming that PJ tried to interrupt the fund raising drive despite the fact that, and I quote the from your own link here:
The Internet saved Andy Stephenson's life. In May 2005, the voting-rights advocate's online community came together and raised $50,000 in 11 days to pay for surgery to treat Stephenson's pancreatic cancer. Now, the World Wide Web has spawned a bizarre campaign that accuses the nationally renowned activist of faking his illness.

This tells me that the fund raising drive was successful and his medical bills were covered in MAY and he was presumably able to afford the required surgery, yet somehow you claim PJ and others were trying to stop the fund raising drive in JULY (when he made his DUmmies FUnnies posts), two month AFTER the funds were collect. Is that right?

I'm not quite sure how PJ or anyone else could be held responsible for trying to stop a fund raising drive for money the man actually received in donations two month prior to any possible action by PJ or anyone else. Did he try to go back in time and steal the funds or something?

Also, the man DID receive the required treatment but that treatment was unsuccessful which, apperently, lead to his death, but somehow PJ is once again responsible because he, and I'm just guessing here as I'm not sure what you think PJ did that killed the man, harassed the poor man to death over the Internet. Is that what you're claiming?

I'm not sure how PJ could be held responsible for the the poor man's death despite the surgery. I would hold the hospital responsible for that. Or the fact that sometimes doctors can not always stop people from dying.

Also, it's apparent that several people posted some rather nasty comments about the man at the FR (Free Republic) according to the links provided (which is one of the reasons I don't visit that site myself, it's too much like the DU) yet I and the rest of the commenter's here at a completely different website are accused by some of harassing the man by posting comments in a blog he probably never even read and that we somehow helped to interfere with his fund raising efforts which were actually successful two month prior to PJ even posting about it here in the DUmmie FUnnies. Is this what you are telling me?

I'm not sure just how I or anyone else here could be held responsible for interfering with a successful fund raising drive which helped the man pay for the surgery that was apperently unsuccessful. Nor do I understand how I or anyone else could be accused of harassing the man since he was preparing to have surgery and most likely never even visited the DUmmie FUnnies or the FR. I don't know about anyone else, but I know I didn't travel anywhere and harass the poor man. Nor is there any evidence that anyone else traveled anywhere to harass him.

All you really have proven is that the man did receive the funds, the man did have the surgery, and yet despite the valiant efforts of the fund raisers, the doctors, and man himself and his supporters, the operation was not successful and he still died. May his soul rest in peace.

That pretty well sums it all up, doesn't it? So, how can any of you claim PJ responsible for ANY of this unless you're doing the same thing you accuse PJ and the rest of us of doing, harassing someone purely for partition reasons? I don't think you can, but I'm sure that won't stop you from trying.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just speaking for myself, I accuse PJ of nothing more than being an asshole.

All the other stuff is window dressing.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Sorry, that last paragraph should read "partisan reasons" and not "partition reasons."

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FEllow FReepers, DUfu IS BIting THe BIg ONe IN THe WEblog AWards. THe SItuation HAs GOtten SO BAd THat SAdly, NO! IS NOw DIrecting THeir EXtra VOtes TO JOn SWift. WHatever SHall WE DO?

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Just speaking for myself, I accuse PJ of nothing more than being an asshole."

That's you opinion and that I can respect. I may not agree with it, but I do respect your right to state it.

What I DO NOT respect are others who make false statements and actuations about events that could not have possibly occurred.

7:00 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I don't know who Andy Stephenson was, nor do I care. But I am seeing a fascinating pattern of escalation, from "shame on you for mocking a cancer patient", to "YOU KILLED HIM BY WITHHOLDING NEEDED MEDICAL TREATMENT"; "YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING HIM!"

Is there anyone, anywhere, of any political persuasion that doesn't understand that this is symptomatic of a seriously psychotic spiraling hysteria and a mental break with reality?

Am I to understand that PJ was this man's physician, and because of his political beliefs, withheld needed treatment that would have saved his life?

Am I to understand that PJ was the Medical Insurance adjuster on this man's medical policy, and refused to allow payment for a needed procedure?

Am I to understand that PJ held all the principals at gunpoint at the man's hospital bed, and forced them to withhold needed medical treatment, being deprived of which, the man died?

Or am I to understand that PJ mocked a Moonbat who turned out to have cancer.

Or am I to understand that PJ mocked a Moonbat, that fellow Moonbats said was FAKING having cancer?

Finally, is an asshole with cancer any less an asshole?

Just askin'

7:00 PM  
Blogger Phoenix Knight said...

"Is there anyone, anywhere, of any political persuasion that doesn't understand that this is symptomatic of a seriously psychotic spiraling hysteria and a mental break with reality?"

:)

Welcome to DUmmieLand! You described it quite eloquently.

But in their defense, they aren't really anywhere near as upset as they pretend. In fact, they couldn't care less about Stephenson.

They certainly didn't two years ago.

This is just a little ginned-up drama queen outrage because a little blog that teases them mercilessly got nominated for some silly award.

It's also wonderfully entertaining!

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"FEllow FReepers, DUfu IS BIting THe BIg ONe IN THe WEblog AWards. THe SItuation HAs GOtten SO BAd THat SAdly, NO! IS NOw DIrecting THeir EXtra VOtes TO JOn SWift. WHatever SHall WE DO?"

WE SHould ACCuse SAdly NO of DIbolding The VOting PRocess! IT's ALl A ROvian PLot! ISn't THat RIght, DUmmie?

7:06 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Um, had for one of those...

Thats what happens when a poster is too lazy to add a couple of words.:)

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm tired of all these uncaring Lieberals mocking PJ, and that's why I'm sending out this special Beatles tribute to him DIrectly FRom MY HEart:

"PJ's Song"

I’m a loser
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be
Of all the online polls I have won or have lost
There is one blog I should
never have crossed
Sadly, No! is a blog in a million, my friend
I should have known Sadly, No!
would win in the end
I’m a loser
And I cannot seem to freep the vote
I’m a loser
And like Mickey Kaus I enjoy blowing goats
Although I rant and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Jerry Falwell's Dead said...

YOur BLog SUcks ASs!

THat's WHat HAppens WHen PIssbrain COnservatives TRy TO BE FUnny. YOu ARen't SMart ENough TO WRite COmedy--BUt YOu ARe AN ASshole

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Jerry Falwell's Dead said...

YOur BLog SUcks ASs!

THat's WHat HAppens WHen PIssbrain COnservatives TRy TO BE FUnny. YOu ARen't SMart ENough TO WRite COmedy--BUt YOu ARe AN ASshole

7:17 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

jerry falwell's dead, huh?

What ever happened to that much publicized liberal compassion we always hear about? I guess it's just as mythical as a moonbat brain...

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey PJ, you seem to have attracted a lot of DU nutjobs. Maybe you should require that everyone commenting should be required to sign a Nazi-esque loyalty pledge swearing loyalty to DUmmie Funnies. Maybe you should also put in little alert buttons so that other commenters can alert you if someone isn't constantly fellating you. I mean, it certainly works for your detractors.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Our pet DUmmies wouldn't be able to tell the difference!

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical leftist tactic of shout down any thought that isn't part of the party!

what a bunch of retards.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW. Congrats, PJ. Really well done!

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s24atlas&r=35

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Monkey Faced Liberal said...

PJ-Comix:

I am not one to get hung up on grammar, especially regarding blog posts, but I really think you need to improve the level of writing on your blog.

For example you wrote:

"Welcome DUmmies and Sadly NUts! Sad Sacks as well as many others from the Leftwing Blogosphere who have done some tremendous efforts to publicize this site."

"Done some tremendous efforts"? Please. Wouldn't this be better written as:

""Welcome DUmmies and Sadly NUts! Sad Sacks as well as many others from the Leftwing Blogosphere who have done a great job publicizing this site."

or, another example:

"For all you many new readers brought to this site thanx to the bigtime Leftwing conniption fit, I will now show you a regular DUFU edition."

"For all you many?" "bigtime Leftwing conniption fit"? oy vay. How about this?

"Thanks to the Lefties' conniption fit, many new people are now reading my site. For these readers, I would like to provide a regular edition of DUFU."

See? Much better.

I could go on and on, but my overall point is that if you are going to be snarky about other people's online comments, it really makes sense to write in a way that does not make you look like an idiot.

So, perhaps take a little more time writing and editing future posts. Take a writing class. In any case, improve your writing, as I really think your "snark" will be more effective if your posts don't look like they were written by a 6th grader with a learning disability.

Just a friendly suggestion!

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent suggestions, Monkey Faced Liberal! I recommend also that PJ hire somebody to write some jokes for him, as I am as yet unable to detect any humor on this site.

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, is an asshole with cancer any less an asshole?

Technically, yes.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One question: Since this now officially a "hate site". Do I have to post comments with a sheet on my head, or will the swaztika tatoo in the middle of my forehead still be ok..

Hate site..that's a funny term. To me a hate site would be seeing my 400 lb sister in law in a thong..a site I'd hate to see...

One more question: Since we've had DUmmies here and are now interacting with them..do we need any types of shots?? I heard if a moonbat bites ya you'll turn into one..is this true??

Keep up the good work PJ!!! getiing the moonbats frothing is better and more entertaining then some award. Awards don't mean shit..even junk scientists and terrorists win them.

skully

8:22 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>One more question: Since we've had DUmmies here and are now interacting with them..do we need any types of shots?? I heard if a moonbat bites ya you'll turn into one..is this true??

You may want to get checked out for rabies.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do we need any types of shots??

No.

Just eat an extra bag of Cheetohs a day and you'll be fine.

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAmmit, I KNew THe WEblog AWards NEeded A "SCum-SUcking CRetin" CAtegory. PJ WOuld TOtally KIck ASs IN THat!

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never one to miss an opportunity, I am offering for sale, *"WWPLD" bracelets, in hand-hammered, shade-grown, free-range, fair-trade, uncircumcised rubber, for only $19.95.

*(What Would Perry Logan Do?)

As a serious spokesman for DU, his every thought and word will also be available in a small, red book bearing his saintly likeness.

Get 'em now! He'll be bigger than Che one day!

8:37 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>As a serious spokesman for DU, his every thought and word will also be available in a small, red book bearing his saintly likeness.

He's too conservative to be 8a spokesman for the DUmp. He doesn't even believe in the moderate LIHOP position.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. that was a seriously long post that was not at all funny. no wonder sadly, no! is whomping your sorry-ass blog more than 2-to-1.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Cody said...

The obsession this site has with overgeneralizing the political spectrum is too much. I bet you guys refuse to believe there are liberals who think 9/11 was an act of terrorism, not an inside job or anything conspiratorial. Am I right? I think I'm right.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lone Star Conservative said...
...so don't you ever imply that McVeigh was anything more than a nut.

That nut was part of a movement, along with Eric Rudolph. What makes you think you get to pick and choose, instead of takin' the "good" with the "bad": Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, McVeigh, Rudolph, PJ.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q. Is PJ headed for Vegas to pick up a Weblog Award?

A. Sadly, No!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>The obsession this site has with overgeneralizing the political spectrum is too much. I bet you guys refuse to believe there are liberals who think 9/11 was an act of terrorism, not an inside job or anything conspiratorial. Am I right? I think I'm right.


65% think that 9/11 was a terrorist attack. So what? That hasn't stopped them from running like little pussies on the WOT.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>That nut was part of a movement, along with Eric Rudolph. What makes you think you get to pick and choose, instead of takin' the "good" with the "bad": Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, McVeigh, Rudolph, PJ


If an individuals actions and goals don't fit with the goals of the movement, then they aren't a part of the movement. McVeigh was nothing but a nut, he doesn't fit into the conservative movement at all. Rudolph bombed abortion clinics. So what? The pro-LIFE movement condemned him, as they should.

Phelps is and was a member in good standing of the Democratic Party. His hateful agenda fits well with the politics of hate propagated by the left. Deal with it.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>wow. that was a seriously long post that was not at all funny. no wonder sadly, no! is whomping your sorry-ass blog more than 2-to-1.

And how is Sadly, No funny? So you've spammed a poll in favor of a blog you've probably never read before a week ago and will probably forget about a week from now. Whoop-de-doo.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a difference between "being funny" and "making fun".

9:58 PM  
Anonymous PJ-Comix's Mom said...

My son is an asshole, sorry everyone.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>My son is an asshole, sorry everyone.

FUnny, DUmmie. About as FUnnie as a hangnail.

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever have any "jokes" here, or is it all spittle-flaked ranting all the time?

10:32 PM  
Blogger Kurt said...

Dude, I appreciate and understand the rational for letting retarded leftist loons post in your comments.....I mean, it strengthens your whole position and reinforces the purpose of this site!! But when the comments start to get over 100, it's hard to find time to read them all. Hell, I'll bet you don't have the time to cull the crap and keep everything relevant either!! What does Mish do...That's what I'd be asking myself. Leftist filth must be exposed...but can we do it in moderation please??

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Oh my, that certainly is funny.

I haven't laughed this hard since they cancelled My Three Sons!

That pj-comix must be a BOOGER, he's so funny! Cause nothing's funnier than BOOGERS! See? BOOGERS! BOOGERS! BOOGERS! Aren't I funny? Course I am! Know how you know? Cause I keep telling you how funny I am! BOOGERS!

Boogers are funny!

(Oh yeah, and hounding terminal cancer patients, too!)

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim,

Repeating a tired lie over and over again doesn't make it any less bullsh*t at the end of the day.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Rodolfo said...

Very cool Mr Comix.

You know you have arrived when the lefty freaks infest your site.

Now is the time to make posters register, just like LGF.

BTW SoG, I like your posts @ VtheK's site

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Do you ever have any "jokes" here, or is it all spittle-flaked ranting all the time?

Yeah we have jokes here. PJ used to just cut & paste them, and we'd read them. Now the jokes have come to life and are posting here in response to us joking about what jokes these jokers are. The fact they don't get that they are the joke, even though these jokers write their own material; makes this place even more amusing. Hell who needs Hollywood writers. As long as the moonbats don't go on strike we get an endless supply of free comedy.

skully

12:47 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

"Now is the time to make posters register, just like LGF."

Question: If Stalin had the Internet, do you think he would have required registration? Why or why not?

1:09 AM  
Blogger Moon Rattled said...

You haven't mentioned why you got the publicity. Harassing and shitting on a cancer patient.

Enjoy your fifteen seconds of infamy. You'll be back to your the mundane few hits you've always gotten in no time.

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't give up hope, Pee Jay !!!

Get on that cruiser bike and pedal down to the office complex and knock on every single door and leap over every single receptionist counter and punch in a vote for yourself on every single keyboard you can find before they have security haul your squeaky little self out the door.

Oh, and make a few hundred posts over at freeperville begging strangers to help out by cheating.

Because it's THAT important !!!

2:20 AM  
Anonymous waldo said...

Harrassing a dying man - nauseating

3:36 AM  
Anonymous moonbat said...

Wow, Sadly No has beaten your ass into the ground without even trying. How does it feel, after all those months you've spent whoring and begging for votes?

That's gotta be hurting.

Lie and claim you never wanted to win (yeah right) and that getting this momentary blip of traffic was your goal.We're just drive by traffic slowing down to look at the freakshow. I won't be visting you again nor will anyone else in a day or two.....that traffic will all be gone, but you'll still be a loser.

And I'm not just talking about the award, Loser.

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

moonbat said...

I won't be visting you again nor will anyone else in a day or two.....that traffic will all be gone, but you'll still be a loser.

That will actually be a good thing. Because wading through tripe like yours to find the good posts..is like being at one of the moonblogs. If your gonna spew here at PJ. At least bust his balls with some humor..we bust yours that way. I'm not saying your posts aren't funny..Moonbats taking themselves sieriously is pure comedy. But some humor can only serve to embelish your lunacy. So instead of us just laughing at you we'd be laughing with you too.

skully

7:49 AM  
Blogger JRob said...

PJ, this rocks. This moonbat meltdown is great theatre.
Note the moonbat coming out of its hole. Looking around it spies a lie. Believing it to be true begins to run with it until it becomes deranged and believes not only the original lie, but any permutation of it that comes along. Then it becomes totally irrational and begins to sabotage something it believes to be supremely important to the subject of the lie to begin with.
I wish I had that kind of non-productive time to play with.
yip, yip, yip, yip, mum, mum, mum,mum,mum, mum, Get a job!

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Where's teh funny?

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After all the noise that has been raised, I thought I would come on over for a looksie.

This will be my only visit, I can assure you. I did manage to come to a conclusion about the site:

Not funny.

Sad.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Question: If Stalin had the Internet, do you think he would have required registration? Why or why not?

Non, no. We're Nazis. Remember, DUmmie?

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Rodolfo said...

Question: If Stalin had the Internet, do you think he would have required registration? Why or why not?

Stalin didnt have the balls to permit something like the Internet

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heeheehee, the moonbat hysteria is spiraling out of control.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Just seems strange how the "freedom loving" right's first instinct -- without exception -- is to clamp down, to censor, to live in a fantasy world where no one disagrees. And thus, if someone disrupts the circle jerk in the comments... lock the comments!

3:34 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

>>>>Just seems strange how the "freedom loving" right's first instinct -- without exception -- is to clamp down, to censor, to live in a fantasy world where no one disagrees. And thus, if someone disrupts the circle jerk in the comments... lock the comments!

This from a DUmmie, and more than likely one that is quick to push the alert button anytime anyone posts anything even remotely conservative at the DUmp.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stalin didnt have the balls to permit something like the Internet

Personally, I forgive him. Al Gore hadn't yet invented it.

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Where's teh funny?

You

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good point LSC

i got on the DU one day and raised a few counter points to what was being said...and only a few mins later when i refreshed comp. screen to see if anyone had replied, my comments had already been deleted w/ a link left to the DU's rules against saying ANYTHING conflicting w/ the leftist doctrine.

its funny the way libs so often embody everything they claim to be fighting against.

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harrassing a dying man - nauseating

I agree, it was disgusting to see the DUmmies gloat when Pres. Reagan died.

Oh well, what can you do ? Just laugh at the moonbats I guess. Look at the bright side, the dims seem intent on nominating Hillary, our best hope for retaining the Whitehouse in '08.

Thanks for the thoughtful post, and best regards.

11:39 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

"This from a DUmmie, and more than likely one that is quick to push the alert button anytime anyone posts anything even remotely conservative at the DUmp."

I'm not a DUmmie. I'm a Sadly, Nut! Get it straight...

2:29 PM  
Blogger Lone Star Conservative said...

Ah, all the same. Still a moonbat.

2:36 PM  
Blogger JRob said...

By the way, McVeigh and Rudolph are/were atheists

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boogers are funny!

(Oh yeah, and hounding terminal cancer patients, too!)


Good example of modern liberal thought. JFK would be shaking his head at such idiocy.

Pathetic.

12:49 AM  
Blogger Moon Rattled said...

ray said...

[even though] "DuFu will never win a Weblog award" ...when all is said and done, PJ will still have the DUmmies FUnnies blog.


Idiot. The winners of the awards will still have their blogs, too. Anybody can "have a blog."

The point is, PJ will "still have a blog" that very few people read because it's shit.

2:36 AM  
Anonymous Staci said...

PJ, you rocked. I love how you brought the nuts to us.

Morons.

2:53 PM  

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