"I Weep for the Freepers" ---Perry Logan

Since I am way too nervous right now to post a regular DUFU edition, I am presenting more comedy entertainment from Leftwing NUtcase, Perry Logan. And why am I currently a bundle of nerves? Because I just found out that the finalists in the 2007 Weblog Awards will be announced tomorrow. I wish I could tell you that I won't be disappointed if the DUmmie FUnnies don't make it into the finals but I would be lying if I told you that. The fact is that this is the THIRD try for the DUmmie FUnnies to get into the finals. If/WHEN the DUmmie FUnnies makes it into the finals then we stand a VERY GOOD chance of winning since I have a game plan prepared which I will announce later (I hope). Meanwhile just think about this...if/WHEN the DUmmie FUnnies wins as the FUnniest Blog on the Web then the foibles of the lunatic left which comprises the major part of the left will be exposed to MANY more people. I sure know that such a win will cause Pied Piper Pitt to hit the bar really hard at Bukowski's.

Okay, enough with my personal anxieties and back to this video. First off, Perry Logan is flat out LYING when he says that the Free Republic couldn't raise ANY money at their pledge drive. The inconvenient truth is that ALL of the FR pledge drives meet their goal. In DUmmieland, where Perry Logan is a member, they are so embarrassed by their pledge drive results they never tell you how much they actually raised. All they give is the total number of donations. However, this is not to say that this Perry Logan act, despite his flat out LIE, wasn't laughable. He basically takes the phrase, "I Weep for the Freepers" and stretches it out into a 9 minute act. It's so STUPID that it is FUnnie because we are laughing AT you Perry. Subtlety isn't exactly his strong point. A Mort Sahl he is NOT. However, despite his failings, if/WHEN the DUFUs wins the 2007 Weblog Awards, Li'l Beaver will use his newfound influence to see if he can get Perry Logan to be the featured entertainer at the Democrat National Convention next summer. His appearance alone would ensure an extra 10 million Republican votes in the election.