DUmmies ATTACK The DUmmie FUnnies!!!
Your humble correspondent has taken leave of his normal peaceful abode and is now reporting to you from the frontlines of the 2007 Weblog Awards FUnniest Blog battlefront. We are now under heavy attack due to a powerful assault upon the DUmmie FUnnies by the extreme leftwing Sadly No! We have been beating back their attack and our front lines have held although they have narrowed the gap down to a margin of a little over a hundred votes. General Li'l Beaver orders every loyal DUFU trooper to do his part by voting for the DUmmie FUnnies by clicking HERE. Following the lead of that far left blog, the DUmmies themselves have launched a small flank attack as you can see in this THREAD titled, "DU's being slammed in the weblog awards." Head DUmmie Skinner must still be heavily engaged in his beauty sleep or this thread would have long ago been tombstoned. The two most TABOO things you can do in DUmmieland is to either mention the DUmmie FUnnies or the CONSERVATIVE UNDERGROUND. And since this is an entire DUmmie thread dedicated to the DUmmie FUnnies, Skinner is going to sprain his finger when he wakes up and tosses this thread down the memory hole by hitting the delete button. So let us now look through the binoculars from the trenches at the frontlines to watch the DUmmies draw up their battle plans against the DUFUs in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble war correspondent, reminding all loyal troops under the command of General Li'l Beaver that they need to let loose with a steady field of fire by voting HERE for the DUmmie FUnnies as FUnniest Blog, is in the [brackets]:
DU's being slammed in the weblog awards.
[Sniff! Want a hankie?]
Check out the funniest blogs award here: http://2007.weblogawards.org/ polls/funniest-blog-1.php
Some asshole from FR who runs a kinds dumb site called DUmmy FUnnies is currently polling #1. How's about casting your vote for a blog that delivers some great satire/ridicule of the Right's biggest gasbags - Sadly, No!.
[And also delivers a lot of attacks on major religions (except Muslims).]
Sorta like killing 2 birds with one stone.
[A bird in a DUmmie hand is messier than two in the bush.]
Yes, the same wit that posted pictures of Andy in prison clothes while he was in hospital. A real American humorist.
[Unfortunately for your credibility, DUmmie sfexpat2000, all pics on the DUmmie FUnnies back in those days were of our sacred Leader, Li'l Beaver, who LATER gave us permission to post images of ordinary mortals.]
Done. There is some SERIOUS freeping going on there!
[DUFU Troopers and their loyal Freeper allies are holding strong on the front lines.]
Kick just to make sure that people see this.
[Not after Head DUmmie Skinner wakes up.]
Are these people legit? I don't recognize any of those blogs. Is this some freaker subculture award? Does anyone know?
[This from DUmmie sfexpat2000 who has trouble recognizing her own face in the mirror after a long night on heavy duty meds.]
How in the world did Little Green Footballs get nominated for best online community and DU isn't even on the list?
[Perhaps because Little Green Footballs is winning in a landslide over the KOmmies, Skinner feared being crushed like an insignificant bug.]
CNN refers to LGFB all the time.. Glenn Beck probably loves the site
[CNN! Glenn Beck! Yoo-Hoo! Look over here at the DUmmie FUnnies as well!]
There's something wrong with this site. It looks like a right wing put on to me, anyway
[Yeah, DUmmie sfexpat2000. We're just putting you on. We're really a leftwing blog.]
Wizbang is the originator...so, yes, there's a definite RW slant to it. I guess they get to choose the finalists, so they can skew the field. Thanks for tthe reminder about Andy upthread...all the more reason to vote against this prick.
[Thanx for that INCORRECT reminder about Andy upthread.]
I voted but wish I hadn't. Any outfit that would put this stalker up for public approval isn't anyone I want to do business with.
[DUmmie sfexpat2000 expressing her toleration of non-PC opinions.]
And why isn't DU on there for best Group Blog? We got one of the most vibrant posting communities on the net....the selection process is a joke.
[Since the KOmmies are currently being crushed by Little Green Footballs in that category, the DUmmies would be like a tiny bug with a steamroller going over them in that category. Are you really a glutton for that much punishment?]
Can somebody provide links to the threads about Andy's problems with PJ Comix?
[Here's a LINK to a thread about William Rivers Pitt's problems with Andy.]
I don't have them or I would. But he was disgusting, in the ring of the people who kept the stalking going. Maybe someone else has the links. Ben did. Others do. I still can't even think about this little prick and how much he hurt Andy.
[I just gave you a link above, DUmmie sfexpat2000.]
Or Vote for Jon Swift. Please consider voting for my modest blog Jon Swift as well for Funniest Blog in the Weblog Awards.
[Okay, Jon Swift, I'll consider it. I didn't say I would do it but I'll consider it.]
You write some great satire for the ages, Mr. Swift! I'll split my votes...that's the best I can do.
[A DUmmie with a "winning" battlefield strategy.]
Here's a link to the wit of PJ Comix.
[And WISDOM, DUmmie sfexpat2000. You forgot the wisdom part.]
And this is who the genius is behind an attack on a dying activist. Your mother must be so very proud, PJ!
[Then DUmmie Raven must be so very proud of her Sonny Boy, Pied Piper Pitt, if you read the link I provided you above, DUmmie sfexpat2000.]
"My main goal in life, besides spending a weekend in Vegas with Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik without my wife knowing, is to get a multi-million dollar book contract for a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD Rom insert) from Mary Matalin. Oh, I also produced an award-winning satirical comix website called PJ's Comix. Among the people we viciously satirized was James Carville but I hope that Mary overlooks that."
[Thanx for the promo from my NewsBusters bio, DUmmie sfexpat2000. Actually my main goal in life has changed slightly since that was written. My main goal now is to spend six months alone on a small lush tropical island with Mary Matalin doing nothing but pitching a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) to her. Nothing else, I promise. I must remain faithful to Petra Verkaik.]
His "humor" is so corny, my grandparents would be embarassed.
[My grandparents laughed their butts off at my impression of Ed Sullivan imitating Adlai Stevenson. Or was it Adlai Stevenson imitating Ed Sullivan?]
Well, there is a remarkable amount of stupid shit to pick from here it's not like we're making it difficult
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
The first red flag.
[Make that the first Bolshevik Red flag.]
I think you can vote again after 24 hours.
[Wrong. You can only vote again after 24 business hours.]
His profile reads: "I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being from the 5th dimension. Once every 6000 years I materialize in your dimension in a Las Vegas hotel suite where I chant my holiest of mantras: "RAMA DAMA, I WANNA HOT MAMMA!!!""
[Hmmm... And I think my 6000 year time period comes due this Friday. I need either Steve Wynn or Laugh Factory Jamie to comp me a couple of plane tickets and a hotel room in a few days to facilitate that materialization. Oh, and LOTS of votes for the DUmmie FUnnies as FUnniest Blog.]