DUmmies Have A Massive Gorbasm

One of the great scenes in history took place at Ronald Reagan's funeral in Washington, D.C.. Speaker after speaker praised Reagan's leadership in bringing about the end of both the Cold War and the Evil Empire of the Soviet Union. What made it really memorial was the presence in the audience of the leader of that very failed Evil Empire, Mikhail Gorbachev. What must he have been thinking at the time? Most likely he must have gone away from that funeral with a lot of resentment over the fact that he ended up the LOSER in the global conflict. Such a LOSER that he spends most of his time nowadays in the USA, not in Russia. His resentment over how history has judged him as a LOSER came to a boil recently by stating that the United States is sowing world disorder because we are supposedly trying to build an empire. This type of talk has, of course, caused the DUmmies to undergo a massive Gorbasm as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Gorbachev says U.S. is sowing world ‘disorder’." This fits in exactly with the DUmmie view of America, thus the Gorbasm. So let us now join the DUmmies in the throes of a Gorbasm in birthmark Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Gorbachev is still considered a fool in Russia, is in the [brackets]:

Gorbachev says U.S. is sowing world ‘disorder’

[DUmmies say exactly the same thing.]

MOSCOW - Former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev criticized the United States, and President Bush in particular, on Friday for sowing disorder across the world by seeking to build an empire.

“The Americans then gave birth to the idea of a new empire, world leadership by a single power, and what followed?” Gorbachev asked reporters at a news conference in Moscow.

“What has followed are unilateral actions, what has followed are wars, what has followed is ignoring the U.N. Security Council, ignoring international law and ignoring the will of the people, even the American people,” he said.

“I don’t think the current president of the United States and his administration will be able to change the situation as it is developing now — it is very dangerous,” he said.

[And now we know why Gorbachev is constantly wined and dined by Marin County liberals. Now on to the DUmmie Gorbasm...]

Master of the understatement....Thanks Gorbi!

[Thanks Gorbi, for being too incompetent to hold the Evil Empire together!]

These insane Christians WANT Armageddon. What will they do if Israel is counternuked after Iran is bombed????

[In stark contrast to the peaceful militant Islamics who just want to hug us.]

Many are brainwashed. after the revolution, when we have restored honest media, the number will drop off to about 10%, which we can marginalize.

[After the Bolshevik Revolution you can liquidate those who are unenlightened.]

I must agree with Gorby on this. Bu$h is doing just that sowing disorder. He is uniting the world against the US.

[Neither Gorby nor the DUmmies would ever think to accuse the NUttie president of Iran of sowing disorder by seeking nukes.]

this regime must end now. we have a madman in office, this is a very dark time in our history. Just keep calling your Reps and Senators and tell them not to take vacation or if they do, bother the shit out of them when they are home.

[Be loonie and annoying.]

ah how the times have changed from Khrushchev pounding his shoe at the UN and a standoff over missiles in Cuba, where the US's restrained but firm response prevailed and the "madmen in the Kremlin" backed down, to hearing the voice of reason from a former Soviet leader condemning the US administration and its president for arrogance and aggression. And agreeing with him.

[More like the voice of bitterness. Sorry, Gorby, but you BLEW it.]

Gorby as a World Leader is heads and shoulders above the Treacherous Cretin we currently have to endure for another year. Gorby was courageous and put his ass on the line for THE GOOD OF HIS PEOPLE AND THE WORLD. Now THAT'S GREATNESS!

[Gorby's only saving grace was that he was incredibly inept to the extent that he LOST the Evil Empire.]

We haven't been in a constitutional democracy for sometime.

[Primarily because we are in a constitutional republic.]

Gorbachev is a fool though. He's right on this point but he DESTROYED his own Soviet Union instead of REFORMING it, economic reforms shouldve been made, corruption and the buerarchacy shouldve been targeted, more political freedom shouldve been given, in that order, he was a weak, ineffective leader that saw a nation crumble before him, and then he pretended like that was what he meant to happen.

[Kind of like Inspector Clouseau tripping over a chair and then pretending that it was part of his plan all along.]

I think Mikhail Gorbachev often gets a bad rap, and I think it is unfair to blame him for the collapse of the Soviet Union. He put ideas into place which brought about the collapse, but I don't think he had any plan to do that. I mean, the USSR needed "glasnost" and "perestroika" as much then as we in the USA need it today. We need openness in our government, not secrecy. We need to fundamentally restructure our economy based on peace and not on war. That was his agenda, and unfortunately it put forces into motion which caused an internal collapse of the Soviet Union. And if we implement those same kinds of radical new ideas, which result in the internal collapse of our government, I can only say, "bring it on".

[A DUmmie posting from the Alternate Universe in which he fantasizes himself unable to post idiocies because of a lack of freedom in the USA.]

Gorbachev surely knows what a "disorder" is, because he is himself a "walking disorder". Russians spit when someone mentions Gorbachev in their presence and for a good reason.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

I think Gorbachev is still a socialist at heart and he believes in things like equality, fraternity and liberty. And these aren't really revolutionary ideas, it all seems like a normal way to live IMHO. Maybe he is more like a Green Marxist these days.

[And that Marxist is collecting a lot of Green from the Marin County liberals these days.]

Someone who destroyed his own country shouldn't be giving advice. Russia still has lower living standards than when he took over in 1985. It's taking decades to recover from his program that brought disorder to a whole new level. He panders to foreign opinion because almost everyone in Russia despises him.

[He panders to Marin County opinion because that's who pays his bills. Most likely those same Marin County liberals suggested to Gorby that he get more critical of the EVIL Bush regime or else he might find his money flow cut off.]

Gorbachev was potentially one of the best things to happen to Russia. Unfortunately, Western leaders (especially Reagan) were so impatient for an end to communism on their terms that they rushed things, rather than allowing a more gradual period of reform that would have been much more effective.

[LOL! Nice way to rationalize Reagan's defeat of the Evil Empire.]

Gorbachev presided over the controlled disintegration of a country. I think most Russians would just assume forget him.

[Which is why Gorby spends most of his time in Marin County.]

I respect Gorby above and beyond ANY American politician.
At least he speaks with a measure of honesty, unlike anyone in the American political system.

[You are allowed to smoke just one cigarette following your Gorbasm.]

That is why Bush and Cheney must be stopped and stopped now. Impeachment is one way to stop these men, another is for representatives from both parties can vote to ask both men to resign or at least Dick Cheney should be asked to resign right away. If he doesn't he should then be immediately impeached and removed from office. Then congress can begin the process of orderly withdrawal from Iraq and bring Russia, China and India in to help that process. After that the people of America can take back their government and begin rebuilding the country WITHOUT THE CORPORATE AND NEOCON FASCISTS!

[We now await for this DUmmie's BDS Gorbasm to subside.]