KOmmies Grieve Over Duke Lacrosse Players Exoneration

It's a sad day for the KOmmies and much of the rest of the Left. The Duke Lacrosse players have been completely exonerated by the North Carolina Attorney General. Much of the Left, especially those in the academia, had a lot at stake in the guilt of those Lacrosse players. Rich white privileged boys who MUST be guilty. Except they weren't despite the accusations of guilt by the Left including those infamous 88 Duke profs. Now the shoe is on the other foot and the weight of justice is about to come down hard on corrupt D.A., Mike Nifong. Meanwhile much of the rest of the Left is looking like the utter fools that they are. You can see the KOmmies mourn this turn of events in this THREAD titled, "DUKE PLAYERS EXONERATED." So let us now watch the KOmmies angered at the exoneration of innocents in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondents, reminding folks that there are MANY Mike Nifongs in the halls of justice around the country, is in the [brackets]:

DUKE PLAYERS EXONERATED

[KOs wept.]

As was clear to many of us from about Day Three, the entire case against these guys was bullshit.

[And I bet you caught hell for your "unprogressive" viewpoint from your fellow KOmmies.]

This will be a short diary.

[Short but sweet.]

I think the absence of a diary on the exoneration in these pages on the exoneration of the Duke students speaks volumes about kossacks' class prejudice, envy, and conditional belief in the rule of law.

[That is because the KOmmies wish this event would just go away because it made them look like complete FOOLS.]

Those many of you who assumed they were guilty based on their skin color, status as college athletes, and alleged wealth, SUCK OUT LOUD. You don't believe in due process, you only do smirks. You don't believe in the presumption of innocence when the perp is the member of a "guilty class." You are full of hate and fear that someone might differ from you and nonetheless be a decent human being. I'm trying to figure out the difference between you and Don Imus, and all I'm coming up with is that Imus, at least, can be funny sometimes.

[WOW! Way to slap your fellow KOmmies in the face! And now to hear the outrage from the other KOmmies...]

Quite frankly, the charges were plausible. I know the type - I was bullied by these pricks all through high school. They got out of trouble - this time. White, spoiled white kids with powerful daddies that bail them out don't stay out of trouble for long.

[Ah yes. The HATE always seems to go back to high school. Let me guess. You were a social awkward little creep that swore revenge one day on the normal people.]

The story--the boys could afford good lawyers. Poor white kids go to keggers or bachelor parties and end up with strippers on their laps. But the difference? Rich boys could afford the best legal defense, which brought all kinds of pressure to bear.

[That plus the inconvenient truth that the facts totally EXONERATED them. Remember they were today declared not merely "not guilty" but INNOCENT.]

This was an unethical prosecutor, who should been fired when he withheld evidence. It's crazy that it took so long to resolve this case.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I wonder how "innocent" they would have been if they had been scholarship basketball players at a historically black college as opposed to rich white kids from Long Island and Montgomery County?

[The phony charges against the DUkeLax players were brought about in the first place precisely because they were perceived as being rich white privileged kids which the Left loves to target.]

I saw the press conference. The self congrats of how "great these boys are" was a little sickening.

[Would you have preferred that they had professed their guilt to a crime they didn't commit?]

Poor judgement leads to consequences. Daddy may not be able to get them out of a jam the next time. Even Clinton learned that. We're all still wearing the blue dress thanks to his indiscretions.

[That blue dress covered with preside sure becomes you.]

...these little boy-turds will live to another day when they do the same or similar. it is 'entitlement' and 'arrogance' that will be their downfall. i am quite familiar with brain-dead prosecutors; i have seen the guilty go free because of prosecutor error...eventually the sick little bastards end up doing the same thing...no difference with these boy-turds.

[This KOmmie makes it sound like all Nifong is guilty of is making some mere technical errors.]

This case really pushed my buttons though for a lot of reasons that are probably best resolved on a therapist's couch.

[I don't think even a shrink will help you resolve your anti-social attitude you picked up in high school.]

These charges were entirely plausible. Anyone male who hasn't had his penis removed CAN commit sexual assault. Even without a penis, such a male could use a foreign object.

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

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