Kerry Blames Stupid Voters For Democrat Problems
The DUmmies seem to mostly agree with John F. Kerry's OBSERVATION that stupid voters are to blame for the current problems of the Democrats. Ummm... Who's stupid here, John? This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry." Or maybe it was explained to him that Granny's lapses into a vaguely Germanic foreign tongue were merely a ancient form of Gaelic as spoken in the section of Ireland known as County Kohn. Of course, Kerry might not be the stupidest politician out there. That prize has to go to his 2004 running mate who made a sex tape with his mistress and somehow thought it would remain permanently unknown to the public. A piece of advice. Sex tapes of famous people NEVER remain hidden from view. Anyway, the DUmmies seem to mostly agree with Kerry about the supposed stupidity of American voters as you can see in this THREAD, "Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image troubles." So let us now watch the stupid DUmmies analyze Kerry's stupid opinion about why the voters are rejecting the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, aka The Coupon Whisperer, is in the [brackets]:
Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats' midterm image trouble
[I still have the image of Kerry wearing that Bunny Wabbit outfit in 2004.
Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) this week said an uninformed public is largely to blame for the Democrats' problems heading into November's midterms, the Boston Herald reports. “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” Kerry said Friday in Boston, according to the Herald. "A lot of the anger today — while it’s appropriate because Washington is broken — is not directed at the right people.
[The problem for Kerry and the Democrats is that the electorate is paying TOO MUCH attention to the foibles of the Democrats. Now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...
They should be angry...at the Republicans
[Yes, it's the Republicans fault for serving up the crap sandwich known as ObamaCare.
Kerry knows all about "out of touch"! And how to f*ck off an election
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from making that election right.]
He is an everyday working mans senator
[Who happens to live in his wife's mansion in Nantucket and sails around on a tax avoidance yacht.]
The fact is that Obama helped the economy turn
[...sour.]
you talk of things that are not even legally in effect yet, try waiting to see if all the pretty words really come true. & since you mentioned Kerry: what happened on 2004 when he continually claimed he had "Lawyers lined up to challenge any voting irregularities"?
[That was mostly WILLIAM RIVERS PITT making those claims about papers being filed in obscure Ohio courthouses. Those election results will be overturned in just 24 business hours.]
I don't see where he has done anything even remotely approaching "exceptional." His performance has been poor to mediocre, at best.
[EEEEK! How dare you question the abilities of the Mighty Ozbama? Your tombstoning will go into effect...NOW!]
blame the voters. thats a sure way to win.
[And don't forget to blame Bush!]
Kerry is about the 6th most liberal person in the Senate
[Lenin, Stalin, and Mao must be among the other five.]
The media is assisting the Republicans in distorting the message
[In what alternate universe is Katy Couric and Brian Williams helping the Republicans?]
Why is it not clear to the Democratic leaders by now that they need to persuade some of the ubber-rich liberals to buyout and own some news media in order to counter the rethugs and Faux News as well as other so-called conservative media - beats my imagination.
[I think they already own leftwing media called NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, NPR, etc.]
We do need to be able to counter the RW BS as soon as it is being spun. They have a neatly thread network that gets out their twisted messages in no time at all. And, it becomes the first thing many news outlets and even ordinary people see,hear about and read.
[ONE network only is not lockstep liberal and that has the DUmmies in a panic mode.]
they stuffed the electronic ballot boxes, THAT is why we got 8
nightmare years, plus a GOP gov in Georgia, only Republicans allowed to be in the same room while recounting votes, etc.
[Getting that excuse line up to explain away this November's election results?]
Kerry - you and your buddies let out a huge fart. Don't blame it on the dog. For God's sake, take some responsibility for your own stink.
[Note to Obama and Democrats: Take responsibility for your own stink.]
No Shit.. Kerry is a Jackass for this remark.
[Your Kewpie Doll will arrive right after your tombstoning ceremony.]
Kerry hardly gets what he says right.. Just look at 2004 and his boners during the campaign
[So that explains why Kerry had to loudly order an EXTRA LARGE jockstrap in front of reporters. Got that? EXTRA LARGE!]
I've ever since been convinced that he purposefully threw the election with that whole Swift Boat think and his spineless response.. Kerry is an owned man, just like the rest of the Blue Dogs, Hillary, biden and Obama included. They are nothing more than sock puppets like Bush*
[How about a Temporary Sock Puppet like a certain patron of Bukowski's?]
posted by PJ-Comix at 6:35 AM
25 Comments:
If we had a dollar for every group of people Dems have blamed their troubles on, we could pay off the national debt.
Kerry's campaign slogan is brilliant. "You're stupid and uninformed, so vote for us!"
Kerry and Joe Biden.
Starring in the political remake of Dumb and dumber.
The DUmmie whining is only going to get worse as the election nears. They're already ramping up the "stolen election", "stupid voters", "Faux News" and "I'm moving to Canada" memes.
I still like the slogan I came up with for the Kerry Presidential campaign:
"Remember, Benedict Arnold Was A War Hero, Too!"
Awesome strategy Kerry's got here. Blame the stupid voters. Ranks up there with the Obamanators statement regarding folks clinging to their guns and religion. Just goes to show the complete disgust and contempt they hold the rest of us in doesn't it?
Anonymous 9:37 a.m. said...
If we had a dollar for every group of people Dems have blamed their troubles on, we could pay off the national debt.
Kerry's campaign slogan is brilliant. "You're stupid and uninformed, so vote for us!"
Paradoxically, if he was right I guess it might actually work.
I know what Kerry is trying to say, but with delicious irony he's making his own case.
*I* blame the voters, too: The voters who gave the Dems the majority in 2006, and Obungler in 2008. THAT is your "uninformed electorate", Johnny boy. Well, they're informed now of the progressive/liberal agenda and have awakened to the destruction your party is doing to our country. It's your bed you made, so lie in it.
They should be angry...at the Republicans
Because as we all know, the Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House.
He is an everyday working mans senator
Yeah, in one of those alternate world Star Trek episodes. Has Kerry ever held a real job ?
Kerry is an owned man, just like the rest of the Blue Dogs, Hillary, biden and Obama included.
Not true, the BDs, Hillary, biden, and Obama don't owe their lifestyle to their spouses' dead spouses.
"Who's stupid here, John? This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry."? PJinc
So this is the new standard of stupidity - the ability to compare and contrast your grandmother's accent with one's last name.
I'm sure all you Einsteins have subjected yourselves to the same test. For example, if your grandmother spoke with a Japanese accent and yet your last name was 'Johnson', then you'd be a complete idiot for not going to the press and disclosing your bafflement that your last name isn't Takehori, right?
On the other hand, you most likely know your grandpa was stationed in Japan and took a wife. Crazy isn't it? Subversive to the max.
Just another example of your collective shit-for-brains mentality.
You all remind me of my 5 month old puppy who becomes transfixed by a pine needle stuck in the carpet.
Only person with shit for brains is you Trogladyte
"Only person with shit for brains is you Trogladyte" troglanon
Prove it, shit-for-brains.
Always avoiding the real issues, aren't you, Trog?
I know, I know. It's the only way your pathetic, ostrich-like self can get to sleep at night.
There now. Go back to sleep, sweetums. Mummy won't let any logic or facts scare her lil' Troggy. Yes, that's it, keep spouting incoherent nonsense in place of real debate. Good boy. Lalala. Lalala. Shhh...
"troglaman said...
"Only person with shit for brains is you Trogladyte" troglanon
Prove it, shit-for-brains."
Here, just one example of your stream-of-diarhea possings:
"troglaman said...
So this is the new standard of stupidity - the ability to compare and contrast your grandmother's accent with one's last name.
I'm sure all you Einsteins have subjected yourselves to the same test. For example, if your grandmother spoke with a Japanese accent and yet your last name was 'Johnson', then you'd be a complete idiot for not going to the press and disclosing your bafflement that your last name isn't Takehori, right?"
Completely sense free, yet you lamely try to use juvenile insults against the sane people who post here.
Pathetic, really.
Right again, Lazarus...no one has to prove Troglaman The Guttersnipe has "shit for brains", he provides overwhelming evidence in nearly every post he's ever made on this blog.
And it's impossible for Guttersnipe to have any sense because he repeatedly slams his head up his ass. When you combine "shit for brains" with a linguini spine, you get people like Troglaman The Guttersnipe.
"Always avoiding the real issues, aren't you, Trog?" troglanon
Never. Give me an issue. I beg you. I, troglaman, will rip you up. Bring it on, big guy.
...
You won't give me one. You'll call me something and move on. Why? Because you're pu...kitties...tabbies...calicoes..
So let's go. Show me an issue I, the mighty troglaman, wish to avoid. This should be easy. All it takes is JUST ONE.
Here kitty kitty.
"Completely sense free, yet you lamely try to use juvenile insults against the sane people who post here." laz
No.
PJinc is saying Kerry is stupid for not comparing his grandmother's accent with his own last name.
In case you forgot, this is what he said -
"This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry."? PJinc
That's why Kerry's stupid.
And I, troglaman, am sense free.
OK. Let's try this...Can you give me one fact that suggests PJinc is correct? That Kerry was a jackass for not comparing his last name with his grandmother's accent?
The whole notion, the whole idea, is frigging absurd. A complete and utter fabrication. PJinc's giving us the results of his most recent Rorschach. And you all drink it up.
Keep on truckin, dumbshits.
""Completely sense free, yet you lamely try to use juvenile insults against the sane people who post here." laz
No."
Yes.
"And I, troglaman, am sense free."
Yes. And thanks for admitting it.
"And I, troglaman, am sense free."
True, you don't make sense. Congratulations on admitting it, it's your first step toward rehabilitation.
"Completely SENSE FREE, yet you lamely try to use juvenile insults against the sane people who post here...Pathetic, really." literery laz
Laz brought it up, not me, the mighty trog.
Given that...does that mean laz deserves a "Congratulations on admitting it, it's your first step toward rehabilitation", or what?
This seems a rather desperate move. Saying something about the purely innocent trog, and trog responds by mocking the quote, and it magically becomes a troglamatic admission that it was true in the first place?
But all that would've meant you had read laz's post...including the part about being "sense free". But you didn't.
How'd your last peer review go, laz?
This guy troglaman isn't too bright is he?
I think, you know, judging from the fact that it's a humor blog, that attempting to read our host's writing as any kind of serious content would be missing the point to a large degree.
I mean, the whole Internet Tough Guy thing you got going is cool and all. I, for one, am just quaking in fear of your razor sharp wit and steel trap mind. No doubt you post here during your breaks from splitting atoms with your mind. Still, realizing that some things are jokes and not to be taken seriously is something that will help you out a lot.
"No doubt you post here during your breaks from splitting atoms with your mind." britt
Sorry, but the sad reality is that I'm splitting bison femurs with my incisors. Some say it's not an intellectual exercise. They're wrong. Try it sometime.
And...there's the curious fact that you find 'Kerry being stupid because he didn't listen to his grandmother's accent' high comedy.
Let me ask you something, Britt. Do you find the following statement funny?
"Who's stupid here, John? This is a guy who had a grandmother that spoke with a Yiddish accent yet supposedly he never once displayed the least bit of curiosity as to how he had a name like "Kerry."? PJinc
That's funny? It might be more reasonable to qualify this as an 'attempt at humor' which is a whole lot different than being actually funny...humor blog or not.
Never said it was high comedy.
Never said I thought the Kerry grandma bit was funny. For the record, it fell flat with me. That doesn't mean that it wasn't funny to others. More importantly, PJ clearly meant it as a joke. Honestly, the real joke here is the classic liberal frustration on display. To wit the whole "Goddamn cousin humping rednecks aren't voting for us. What the hell's the matter with them?" type statements that emerge from the Left when popular opinion turns against them. What's really interesting is that they usually wait until after elections.
Do you understand now?
Do you understand now?
No, he doesn't, and he won't. We're wasting our time with him.
"I think, you know, judging from the fact that it's a humor blog, that attempting to read our host's writing as any kind of serious content would be missing the point to a large degree." britt
"Never said it was high comedy." britt
Hmmm. If it's not serious and not funny, then what is it, britt?
Lame, perhaps?
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