Tuesday, June 08, 2010

DUmmies urge Obama to kick some ass!

I guess Barack Obama is now subscribing to the Bill Maher theory of how a "real black president" should act: He's looking for some ass to kick! And the DUmmies are urging him on. Never mind that BO is not actually DOING anything about the BP oil spill. They just want Oilbama to act angry and outraged--in other words, more like a DUmmie.

Several threads on this over at DUmmieland. The two main ones we're using are this
THREAD, "On the epic BP environmental clusterf***: "Obama Looking for Whose Ass to Kick"!!!" and this THREAD,"Barack Obama: I'm Talking To Gulf Experts 'So I Know Whose Ass To Kick.'" The DUmmie comments are in Red Meat Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--lamenting the fact that Helen of Thomas, the face that launched a thousand quips, got lost in the shuffle--is in the [Barackets]:

On the epic BP environmental clusterf***: "Obama Looking for Whose Ass to Kick"!!!

[Finally, a real black president!]

"I was down there a month ago, before most of these talking heads were even paying attention to the Gulf," Obama told NBC's "Today" show in an interview. . . .

["A quick trip to the Gulf, so I could get back to the golf!"]

"A month ago I was meeting with fishermen down there, standing in the rain talking about what a potential crisis this could be."

["And it WAS a crisis! The rain was messing up my photo op!"]

"I don't sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar," Obama continued.

["I talk to experts because they're like, um, experts, you know? They know stuff. And that way, uh, it looks like I'm 'in charge' and 'presidential,' like I'm supposed to be."]

"We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick."

["'I'm gonna git you, sucka!' There, you happy, Bill Maher?"]

The DUmmies react . . .

Even if they electocuted the whole lot of BP execs, it's not going to make the f***ing mess go away.

[OK, but at least he's acting outraged, and that's what counts.]

On day 48 of the spill. . . .

[Yes, but he was secretly outraged all along.]

Was he serious? Whose ass has he kicked so far?

[Um. . . . Next question. . . .]

Barack Obama: I'm Talking To Gulf Experts. . . .

[Barack Obama: I'm Talking To Golf Experts. . . .]

'So I Know Whose Ass To Kick' . . . More talk like this, please.

[More talk, no action: The DUmmie Way. DUAC! DUAC!]

Peoiple WANT to hear him get mad. Talking about ass kicking is not just for college sports and soldiers.

[It's for real black presidents too!]

The red meat crowd loves this sh*t, but the red meat crowd can't get a dogcatcher elected and still can't figure out why.

[Bolshevik Red Meat: It's what for DU dinner.]

What's sad is that Obama needs to be prodded and pushed to get mad. He and his consultants all have their finger in the wind. They are only telling us he's mad because people began complaining that he's not and that he's not kicking ass. Which he's not.

[OK, panel, I'm going to flip the cards over and award today's oil-soaked Kewpie Doll to . . . DUmmie breadandwine for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]

Obama really has no taste for the jugular, can't kick ass and thinks everything is a matter of singing around the campfire.

[Barry would rather bump another rump than kick some ass.]

And because of them we are about to lose the House and the Senate to the GOP.

[Hee! Hee!]

What Obama is saying is, um, uh, oh yeah. I guess I'm er, um, angry. I think I'll engage in, uh, um, er, FISTICUFFS. Obama looks about as angry as a door knob.

[You are on a ROLL, DUmmie breadandwine!]

His speech is BORING.

[He puts the "BO" in "BORING"!]

Actions speak louder than words.


I support the President in looking for asses to kick. . . .

[Got my ass-kickin' steel-toed boots on!]

a stupid rant about kicking some invisible ass. Jeez, I wouldn't let my boys get away with that when they were 12 years old, why the hell would I want my President to sound like that.

[Get the Lifebuoy! . . . By the way, you just said "Jeez" and "hell."]

The left is always ranting and raving. . . . I'm talking about the left who always wants somebody to hold their breath until they turn blue and think that it's going to solve a problem. . . . People want to be told the truth, and they want effective government. That's All. They do not care what package it comes in, as long as it doesn't raise taxes and doesn't involve another government program. That's the country you live in, like it or not.

[Sorry, DUmmie sandnsea, today's Kewpie Doll has already been awarded.]

This is f***ing awesome. I LIKE this talk.

[Meanwhile, the oil continues to flow. . . .]

I think "So I know who I should open a can of whup-ass on" would poll better.

[Go with that.]

"Can you smell what the Barack is cooking!"

[Pelican in oil?]

I would be happy to line up all the asses in a row. . . .

[Is that you, benburch?]


Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Obama's "kicking ass", dropping his "g"s (as in "gettin'" and "goin'"). He's gettin' angry and he's gonna kick ass. Next he'll issue a Presidential Order puttin' BP officials in jail and imposin' big fines on the corporation. Maybe an angry President Canute will issue an order commandin' the leak to stop.

It's a big act, a calculated pose for consumption by the MSM and the dolts in the DU. Obama's lack of executive experience is showing as the federal government shows all the competence of the Keystone Cops in dealing with the oil leak.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous krzy kat said...

Obama'a sounding more and more like George Bush, getting angry, kicking ass. But Bush was a cowboy and Obama's a Chicago political gangsta. Maybe he can bribe BP to stop the leak or give the CEO a high paying job in in his adminstration. Yeah, Oil Czar, that's the ticket!

11:24 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...


"It's a big act, a calculated pose for consumption by the MSM and the dolts in the DU. Obama's lack of executive experience is showing as the federal government shows all the competence of the Keystone Cops in dealing with the oil leak."

PERFECT! Couldn't have said it better!!

4:24 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Even half of the DUmmies seem to see right through the MORON in Chief.

Too bad there isn't a conservative party to take advantage of the situation.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

What a jerk.
Go play golf and leave governing to grown ups, dickhead.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

If "kick ass" doesn't work, Obama can always drop the F-bomb.

That's the ticket!

10:42 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"What a jerk.
Go play golf and leave governing to grown ups, dickhead." sham

And what is it you would propose he do?...besides playing golf.

Can't wait to hear all of you explode forth with your wickedly inventive and environmental activist solutions. You've been harping on this off-shore drilling hazard for sooooo long now.

Wait a minute...wasn't it you nimble-minded jackasses that were just screaming "Drill Baby Drill"? Wasn't you Randian asshats that were claiming that deregulation and free market evolution were the answers to all our social-economic problems?

Yes it was.

But since the fact that you're obviously wrong about everything (all the time)...means absolutely nothing to you dunderheads...What's a trog to do?

I'm going to say this one more time - Pods. If any of you have have dreamy memories of a sweet and crunchy blanket...you're probably a pod-person. It's that simple.

Turn yourselves in before it's too late.

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

"...And what is it you would propose he do?..."

President Screwup is an idiot. Here's a list of failures just from his first hundred days in office!

1. “As President I will recognize the Armenian Genocide.”

2. “I will make sure that we renegotiate [NAFTA].“

3. Opposed a Colombian Free Trade Agreement because advocates ignore that “labor leaders have been targeted for assassination on a fairly consistent basis.”

4. “Now, what I’ve done throughout this campaign is to propose a net spending cut.”

5. “If we see money being misspent, we’re going to put a stop to it, and we will call it out and we will publicize it.“

6. “Yesterday, Jim, the head of Caterpillar, said that if Congress passes our plan, this company will be able to rehire some of the folks who were just laid off.”

7. “I want to go line by line through every item in the Federal budget and eliminate programs that don’t work, and make sure that those that do work work better and cheaper.”

8. “[My plan] will not help speculators who took risky bets on a rising market and bought homes not to live in but to sell.”

9. “Instead of allowing lobbyists to slip big corporate tax breaks into bills during the dead of night, we will make sure every single tax break and earmark is available to every American online.”

10. “We can no longer accept a process that doles out earmarks based on a member of Congress’s seniority, rather than the merit of the project.”

11. “If your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime.”

12. “Barack Obama and Joe Biden believe the United States has to be frank with the Chinese about such failings and will press them to respect human rights.”

13. “We must take out Osama bin Laden and his lieutenants if we have them in our sights.”

14. “Lobbyists won’t work in my White House!“

15. “The real gamble in this election is playing the same Washington game with the same Washington players and expecting a different result.”

16. “I’ll make oil companies like Exxon pay a tax on their windfall profits, and we’ll use the money to help families pay for their skyrocketing energy costs and other bills.”

17. “Obama will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days.” Obama is 1-for-11 on this promise so far.

18. A special one on the 100th day, “The first thing I’d do as president is sign the Freedom of Choice Act. That’s the first thing I’d do.”
National Review:

For a complete, ongoing list of L'il Barry FAILS, check out http://www.obamafailblog.net/, or HotAir.com which has an "Obamateurism of the Day", EVERY DAY.

November cannot come soon enough.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

And what would you propose he do?...besides playing golf."

I can't think of anything better. Obama on the links is Obama out of the Oval Office...less chance for
economic and social mischief.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And what is it you would propose he do?" said the Mighty Troglaman


troglanon proposes Obama is too busy recognizing "the Armenian Genocide". elrond postulates that things would be better off if Obama kept playing golf.

How about this? What if he stops all off-shore drilling until all the rigs are inspected? Or is this too "scientific" for you Randian jerk-offs.

And before you get all 'he could've done it by now", check out who doesn't want him to do it. That'd be you dumbfucks. You don't want him to do it even though you do. You expect him to fix it and will jump all over his ass if he doesn't...while screaming for the more of the same-shit drilling that got us here in the first place.

Schizo dumbasses. You're all fucking nuts.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


You're frothing at the mouth and making even less sense than usual. The realization that you helped elect an empty suit has unbalanced you.

12:49 PM  
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