Tuesday, May 18, 2010

DUmmies join Jeremiah Wright under the bus!



The DUmmies are realizing what the Rev. Jeremiah Wright is now saying: Barry USED me like a five-dollar hooker and then threw me UNDER THE BUS! Read about it here, in this THREAD, "Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus.'"

Of course, some of the Obamassiah True Believers think Jerry done Barry wrong by hurting him politically, but most of the DUmmies are ready to join Rev. Wright on the pavement.

So let's all join the crowd under the chassis, where the comments are in Roadkill Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, recalling that the original Jeremiah got thrown into a pit--which reminds me, Where IS Pitt?--is in the [Barackets]:

Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus'

[DUmmies: 'We know the feeling!']

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's controversial former pastor, said . . . that he is "toxic" to the Obama administration and that the president "threw me under the bus."

[Toxic DUmp.]

"No one in the Obama administration will respond to me, listen to me, talk to me or read anything that I write to them."

[Jeremiah's chickens . . . comin' home to roost!]

"When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!"

[Literally! In a figurative sort of way. . . . Now on to the DUmmies . . .]

I was wondering when he'd rear his ugly head.

[THAT'S RACIST!]

And yet, that hateful Rick Warren, is still in favor. I guess it's okay to use inflammatory language so long as it's against homosexuals.

[Homosexuals rearing their heads.]

Obama is man of political expedience. The reason we are all so pissed about it is that we were all suckered by his slick presentation on the campaign trail (at least I was) and now we are being made to be fools. Quite frankly, it sucks.

[G*d D*MN Obama!!!]

You're being obtuse and dense.

[That's just DUmmie being DUmmie.]

If you are saying that first and foremost Obama is a hypocrite and a shill, then I am with you.

[Amazing how Obama brings us together, isn't it?]

Obama used his 20 year relationship with Wright as long as it benefited him. Then he jettisoned him.

[Theme song from The Jettisons: "Well, we're moving on down . . . to the street side. . . ."]

Right now I feel like the classic jilted lover. I took it up the ass because he said he'd love me in the morning.

[The heartbreak of Ben Burch Syndrome.]

personally i think he deserved to be thrown under the bus. that man tried to hurt obama with his bullsh*t.

[Jeremiah with his bullsh*t . . .]

Obama JOINED Wrights congregation for "political" expediency, mostly because it was an influential church in the community he was attempting to organize. Leaving Wright, when he became "inexpedient" was merely a continuation of the purpose.

[DUmmie zipplewrath, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

Wright married the Obamas, baptized their children, and gave Obama "The Audicity of Hope" title

[The Expediency of Wright.]

Maybe if Americans weren't so racist, he could have stayed in his church

[G*d D*MN AmeriKKKa!!!]

remember that speech about how much Obama claimed to love Wright? Equated him with a grandparent. Then, almost immediately. . . .

[Soylent Wright is people.]

It's getting awfully crowded under here!

[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]

when he spouted insane nonsense . . . is when he was revealed for the vain nutjob he is.

[No wonder DU loves him!]

"he threw me under the bus literally!" no. FIGURATIVELY, you idiot!

[Racist wordophobe!]

obama didn't throw him under the bus. wright threw himself onto the path of the bus, and the republicans and the media drove the bus over him.

[Bus's fault!]

I hope Jeremiah Wright continues speaking truth to power.

["Speaking truth to power"! Drink up!]

Obama has an enormous bus.

[Don't be so hard on Michelle! It's genetic.]

it is time to retire the "under the bus" metaphor and come up with a new one.

[Throw the bus under the bus!]

The last time I actually saw footage of the good Reverend, he actually looked & sounded deranged.

[Bus Derangement Syndrome.]

Sorry to mix metaphors but Jeremiah Wright is a train wreck.

[Campaigns, Trains, and Obama Big Wheels.]

The idiot chucked himself under the bus. Oh, wait. He probably believes "the Jews" told Obama to throw him under there.

[Rahm for one more!]

The nation's least exclusive club: People the Prez Threw Under The Bus.

[Democratic Underbus!]

5 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I can't wait until the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats watch their candidates be tossed under the bus by we the public in November. It will make this stuff look pale in comparison.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Some DUmmie said:
"...it is time to retire the "under the bus" metaphor and come up with a new one."


Ooooh yeah, there ain't any buses that big!

LMAO!

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the diesel fumes have over-come the lads.
Yo, troggy, how's that hopey fumetude workin' fer ya?
Jump right in and make a "point" laddy-boy.

Skul

1:31 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Guttersnipe's still around Skul, he's been busy on another thread showing he hasn't got any more of a clue about politics than he does about anything else in his fantasy universe.

He'll post here when one of his Moonbat pundits says or writes something he can echo echo verbatim like the good little Moonbat guttersnipe he is.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Guttersnipe's still around Skul, he's been busy on another thread showing he hasn't got any more of a clue about politics than he does about anything else in his fantasy universe." jumpin jerome

You're such a wimp-assed pussy, jerome. Jesus. Besides the fact that you can't present one iota of truth about the mighty troglaman being "busy on another thread", and that you and that dipshit Skul discussed it is...*choke*...an honor. A true honor.

You think my scary-assed self is lurking around in the shadows of ANOTHER THREAD and that dipshit Skul agrees and...*gulp*...I don't know what to say...except a big Thank You!!!

I'd also like to thank my hacker friends (you know who you are), my leftist nazi political advisors, Bob and Neal Vietenhans...and especially all those who've recently undergone an abortion. I couldn't have gotten here without you.

3:30 AM  

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