DUmmies turn on dope-smoking hypocrite Obama!

It's always FUn to see the DUmmies turn on their erstwhile messiah, The One. This time they turn on him because they want to "turn on" themselves! You see, the former (?) coke-snorting, dope-smoking Barry Soetoro is cracking down on the use of their favorite recreational drugs. So out come the Dopey DUpes of DUmmieland to DUmp on the Hypocrite of Hope! Witness this THREAD, "Seriously Obama? Smoke a joint last week, go to jail for DUI this week?"

So put on your gas mask as we enter the hazy black-lit basement that is DUmmie Underground, where the comments are in Reefer-Madness Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering what Pied Piper Pitt is putting in his pipe these days, is in the [Barackets]:

Seriously Obama?

[Seriesly!]

Smoke a joint last week, go to jail for DUI this week?

[DUIAC! DUIAC!]

Obama is calling for the presence of *any* marijuana in your body to be de jure evidence of driving under the influence.

[De jure is OUT!]

Idiots!

[That's the pothead calling the kettle black!]

i doubt Obama reviewed this recommendation personally

[He was too busy tokin' in the boys' room.]

C'mon, you are responsible for any thing you do AND SO IS ST OBAMA

[St One (D)]

He is doing the same sh*t Clinton did.

{That's some bad sh*t, man.]

When a President is in office, it's his show.

[The bong stops here.]

We seem to get dumber by the day.

[DING DING DING!!! Kewpie Doll on the way, DUmmie Dr.Phool!]

he gets down on his knees for the man pretty good dont he! what a spineless piece of bush wannabe.

[Picking on Barry Bush.]

It boggles my mind that two years ago, I was donating, campaigning, attending rallies, wearing Obama buttons, and bugging everyone within hearing distance to vote for him. Chr***, I f***ing CRIED in the voting booth, I was so happy to vote for him. Now, I'm more angry at him than I was at shrub. . . . I feel so betrayed.

[From a button-wearing, voter-bugging, booth-bawling Obamabot to now . . . boggled, betrayed, and burned up!]

What a fool I was.

["Was"??]

I was fooled by the lure of ethnicity and good sloganeering, combined with belief in the promises later broken and revulsion for the opposing team. Won't happen again, I promise you that.

[At least until the next election.]

He will end up a black mark in history. . . .

[THAT'S RACIST!]

Maybe he will produce the "change" we can believe in.

[Dope and change!]

So what Democrat will replace Obama??

[Here's for Willie Nelson!]

I'll write in Kucinich and sleep better.

[I'll smoke a joint and not care.]

F*** this sh*t!

[DUmmie discourse at its finest.]

Cannabis is an answer, not a problem.

[Yes we cannabis!]

the cops will set up Stoned Driving Checkpoints--pull over a driver, hand him a cup and if he's got any THC metabolite in his urine charge him with Driving Under the Influence. Half the country will be on Vespas because they smoked a joint on Friday night, then got tested on Wednesday night and had their license pulled.

[We now pray the Order of Vespas. . . .]

Of all the things Obama is doing . . . his refusal to consider moving weed from Schedule I to Schedule III is what I consider the worst of all.

[It's all weed-weed up!]

the tests they do in France are saliva based

[No spit?]

anyways I smoke WHILE driving in Illinois because it is illegal to drive for WEEKS after smoking so it is ALWAYS illegal for me to drive in Illinois.

[That's DUmmie reggie the dog, Illinois state troopers. Repeat: DUmmie reggie the dog.]

I guess this is the nail in the coffin for me

[Obama is shovel-ready.]

they'll have to pry my pee from my cold, dead bladder

[You've got to be kidney!]

Smoke a joint one week, become POTUS some other week. see the abject hypocrisy there Obama?

[Barack Obama, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Stuff.]

so -- when do the mass piss tests begin?

[Calm down, benburch!]

I've been a pothead just about forever.

[Somehow, I believe you.]

The hysteria needs to stop.

[NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!]

Horrific. I will not vote for him again. . . . Ashamed that i even did.

[Just smoke a joint and forget about it.]

I'm off to smoke a BIG FAT ONE!

[That's the spirit!]

Would Obama be willing to do time for the drugs he has done?

[TO THE HAGUE WITH HIM! At least in the Netherlands you can smoke dope.]

At this rate who does Obama thinks is going to vote for him in 2012?

[Non-dope-smoking Democrats. . . . Well, he may want to rethink that. 5,000 votes will not get the job done.]

it's dopey!

[You're grumpy!]

Obama Harshing the nation's buzz

[Obummer, DUde!]