Friday, June 04, 2010

"Cheney killed the ocean!"

The only thing FUnnier than the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Cheney killed the ocean!" is the graphic posted there which is why I am using it above. Yup! Send out an APB. Dick Cheney killed the ocean. Meanwhile do nothing Obama, the biggest recipient of BP political donations had absolutely nothing to do with being nearly inactive in the face of the biggest oil spill in history. Nope. We need to blame DICK CHENEY who hasn't been in office for over a year. So let us now watch the DUmmies place all the blame on Cheney while giving Obama a free pass in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, disappointed that the DUmmies did not BLAME BUSH, is in the [barackets]:

Cheney killed the ocean!

[Go for broke. Blame him for killing the rest of the earth as well.]

And de-regulation Ronnie. I was naive to think Cheney's worst destruction of America was behind him. For the first time in my life I wish for harm to come to another human being. I can't watch the news anymore, it's beyond depressing, it's beyond sad.

[That's right. Give do-nothing Barack a free pass. It's all the fault of Cheney who isn't even in office.]

That POS is the most evil man in my lifetime.

[Hmmm... I wish I could give this DUmmie the choice of being incarcerated by either Dick Cheney or...Saddam Hussein. Hee! Hee!]

He, and Republicans, and even some Democrats, who voted for, or had anything to do with, allowing companies like BP to skirt the laws and regulations that allowed this to happen, have to pay. I'm not talking about $$. There has to be consequences.

[Skirt laws and regulations? Gee, I wonder what all those donations to Obama bought? And now to the other DUmmies...]

I think we need some of our DU musical and poet artist to work and come up with some songs and poetry.

Cheney Killed the Ocean

De-regulation Ronnie

[Paging Charles Henrickson! Hee! Hee!]

That would be an awesome idea. Is there a poet among us?

[I'm certain we can find a certain parodist pastor.]

Something needs to break through to the public consciousness. Where are all the protest songs and singers we once had in this country? Is their music being suppressed by the corporate-dominated music industry?

[Cheney killed the music!]

This has Cheney's stink all over it

[Lots of BO.]

Even without Haliburton's direct involvement, this is Cheney's disaster. You know an administration is bad when the current one is judged on how much damage it can undo from the previous one.

[Dick Cheney set the fuse that blew out that oil well while BO slept.]

I better not hear anyone say Obama, the Democratic Party or the environmentalists were responsible for this.

[Of course not. BO and the Democrats have been in the snooze mode since the well blew. Only blame goes to...DICK CHENEY!!!]

Cheney is the definition of evil... Every pore of his body oozes evil.

[Of course but, um, where is the proof that Cheney caused the oil spill? Oops! Please excuse me for demanding actual FACTS.]

We now know what the face of evil looks like. He is a soulless creature.

[Finally, some "facts" are injected into the DUmmie case against Cheney.]

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[Paging Charles Henrickson! Hee! Hee!]

You rang?

By Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel

Tune: "I Shot the Sheriff"
As sung by Dick Cheney and the Oilers

I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

All around in DUmmietown
Dick Cheney they're tearin' down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling in the deep blue sea
For the leak of that bad BP
So I say, oh, now, now, oh

I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, O Lord, and they say it is a capital offense
Ooh, ooh, ooh, hear this

Ocean of blue always bothered me
The Gulf, Mexico
Every time I saw the sea
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
And so, and so, read it in the news

I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Murdered the deep blue sea, ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Yeah, ooooh

Beachfront came my way one day
And I started to look down, yeah
All of a sudden I saw ocean all 'round
Aimin' to make me frown
So I brought, I brought, the oil rig down
And I say, since I am Cheney I won't pay

I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh

My evil got the better of me
And I made the oil go free
Every day more buckets out-go the well
One day the water, not a drop left
One day the water, not a drop left
I say

I, I, I, I killed the ocean, Lord, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea, oh . . .


Anonymous krazy kat said...

It's a Dummie "Two minutes hate."

Their own nut boy couldn't possibly have fucked things up so they have to revive and kick around the usual suspects. As the country sinks deeper into debt, unemployment, corruption, inertia and aimlessness, look for the DUmmies to search hysterically for fall guys. The DUmmies miss George Bush and Dick Chaney; when Chimpy McHitler and Dr. Evil were in the White House things were so much simpler. Everything was was their fault.

It's time for the DUmmies to man up and admit they voted for a dud, an empty suit, a political lounge lizard.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is absolutely ripe for troggy-boy.
YooHoo, troggy.
Where are you?
Bring the point monkeys, troggy, they're on to you again.


12:45 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Amazing how one man can engineer the destruction of entire countries and oceans from an office generally regarded as the most fifth-wheel, spare tire, fire extinguisher, tits-on-a-boar job in existence.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Alright! The DUmmies have promoted Cheney from an ordinary political villain to a comic book super villain capable of vaporizing oceans and planets.

Galactus has arrived.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I'm a tad disappointed. No mention of Cheneys' evil death squad with time machines? DUs' "imagination truth" is really slipping.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Where is that White Nose Insanity broad? I keep posting to her insipid little blog and she keeps cowardly moderating my comments.

Hey KayInMaimed, what are you afraid of?


9:20 PM  
Blogger BT said...

I was never a fan of the Clapton version of this song, but this parody has redeemed it. Excellent.

By the by, could Obama possibly be in cahoots with the evil Cheney seeing as how BO's administration gave this drilling platform an award only one year ago? Or could it just be that campaign contributions flowed from BP to BO like... well, like oil from a broken oil well in the Gulf of Mexico. Either way Dick Cheney is evil and I wish he were President instead of this inept, progressive, socialist, anti-semite.

2:19 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Or could it just be that campaign contributions flowed from BP to BO like..." Butt-Tuck

It's pretty easy to look up those of our elected leaders who took money from the oil industry, butt-tuck. Why don't you do that and get back to us, K?

12:37 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"White Nose Insanity broad" beef

You just can't make this shit up.

Funniest quote in months, beef. Keep it up.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

BTW, butt-tuck's a "Conservative All Star". He's got a medal or a baseball or something to prove it.

Where'd you get that, butt-tuck? I want one. One hundred bucks right now. Take it or leave it.

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Dick Chaney, the anti-Neptune, god of eco-destruction, whale kill and massive oil leaks. DUmmies like their villains bigger than life; but, sadly, he's in retirement, issuing the occasional verbal harpoon.

11:16 AM  

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