Saturday, January 02, 2010

DUmmie DUbble Standard on Display: The Obama Shoeshine Picture

Which is worse? Select "A" or "B":

A) an image of a politician shining shoes, or
B) an image of a politician being hanged in effigy

A) an image of a politician shining shoes, or
B) an image of a politician being burned in effigy

A) an image of a politician shining shoes, or
B) an image of a politician as a chimp

In each case, if you answered "A," you would be correct--if you're a DUmmie.

You see, the image at the top of this thread, depicting Barack Obama shining the shoes of Sarah Palin, has generated "white-hot motherf**king RAGE" in DUmmieland. In fact, that term comes from the current "Greatest" thread over there right now, this
THREAD, "RANT WARNING: This photo doesn't inspire anger in me. It inspires white-hot motherf**king RAGE."

Yet when there were images of Sarah Palin, not shining shoes, but being hanged in effigy . . . when there were images of Sarah Palin, not shining shoes, but being burned in effigy . . .likewise with images of George Bush being hanged or burned in effigy . . . or the many instances of President Bush being depicted as a chimp or called "Chimpy" or "Chimpus Khan" or even "Bushitler" . . . in those instances, was there a similar level of outrage? No, of course not. Shoeshining must be much worse than being hanged or burned or chimpified. Once again we see the DUmmie DUbble Standard on display.

So let us work up some poutrage as we enter the Land of the Indignant, in "White-hot Motherf**king RAGE" Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready for a new year of DUFU mirth and merriment, is in the [brackets]:

RANT WARNING: This photo doesn't inspire anger in me. It inspires white-hot motherf**king RAGE.

[It inspires another case of the DUmmie DUbble Standard!]

I lived through the 60s.

[So did I. But you're stuck there.]

Black Panthers. Malcom X.

[Right on! Speak truth to power!]

We have the first African American president in U.S. history and a level of racism, at this point in our "journey," that shames me.

[Funny how our "racist" nation managed to elect the guy. Or were all those people just voting for his European-American half?]

We have a fat-assed f***ing racist piece of sh*t lying in Hawaii hospital bed while his racist followers clutch their rosary beads and pray for his fat ass, asserting that "the country needs you."

[So I gather that if there were a picture of Rush Limbaugh shining shoes you wouldn't mind?]

Not MY country, you inbred f***s, you "freepers," RimJob and your flock of banjo-playing "Deliverance" cousin-f***ers.

[Now who's engaging in ethnic stereotypes?]

YOUR country. You RACIST F***ING PIGS. F*** YOU, f*** your novenas for "El Rushbo."

[How DARE you pray for your fellow human being!]

Shove that golden microphone as far up his fat ass as it will GO. Stick another tube in his fat f***ing ass and tell him he won't be getting any Jell-o tonight.

[Ben Burch, M.D.]

What kind of uncivilized motherless F*** distributes this kind of racist SH*T and thinks it is an OK thing to do in 2009? "The individual, who was not named, faces disciplinary action up to and including being fired." That's not enough. The "73-year-old woman and registered Democrat" needs higher education. That's all I'm going to say. I spit in her 73-year-old f***ing FACE.

[N.B.: The shoeshine image was distributed by a REGISTERED DEMOCRAT! Hee! Hee! . . . Thank you, DUmmie Amerigo Vespucci. That was some really good poutrage there. Now let's hear from your fellow DUbble-Standard DUmmies . . .]

That is so far beyond the pale.

[Imagine, shining the shoes of the pale Palin!]

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[I think "Name Removed" was pointing out the OP's DUbble standard.]

I now realize that in fact we are living in the days of jim crow. That's why obama has to sit in the back of his own motorcade and uses the blacks only water fountain in the whitehouse. When will we learn!?!?

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Some things are jsut beyond words. . . .

[Like spelling them.]

Why would Obama subject himself to that situation?

[Yeah, isn't shoeshining above his pay grade?]

this is so wrong on so many levels. . . .

[Really! Would Sarah wear THOSE shoes with THAT outfit?]

Why are they keeping this woman's name secret? She should be exposed and shamed.

[Hang her in effigy! She's a witch! BURRRNN her!!]

Imagine if this was photoshopped to show Bush .... maybe with Hillary wearing the shoes!!

[Then it would be alright, of course.]

Prosecute. The FBI needs to open an investigation. This is clearly the work of a deranged and psychotic individual. If this isn't a hate crime, then I do not know what is.

[You do not know what is.]

"Hate Crime"? Puleeze! Who was physically attacked?


in that case, 2/3rd of the DUer here should be arrested for doing "harassment, verbal abuse or insults, or offensive graffiti or letters" against Republicans. . . .

[BINGO! One Kewpie Doll, on the way!]

I think you need to use more profanity. . . . OK, not really. The excessive profanity diminishes your message. Try coming up with more intelligent words.

[STFU!! This was a POUTRAGE post, and I need to show my white-hot motherf**king RAGE!!!!!]

a better response might be sending republicans a picture of Palin getting a nailing.

[Sexism much?]

if the image was reversed - with Palin buffing Obama's shoes - would you see it as sexist?

[You mean his golf shoes or his beach sandals?]

Obama got elected the first black president in part because he is very much detached from Black Culture, in short, he is like Tiger Woods used to be, a dark-skinned person that acts and talks white. . . .

[Why, he's clean and articulate! Thank you, Joe Biden!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that picture pisses you off, then get screwed.
I worked all through high school shining shoes and I'm a white guy who got a lot of crap for doing "nword" work the first couple of years I worked shining shoes. Doing whatever it takes to get the money you and your family need isn't shameful a bit. If you people think it's demeaning to work for a living be it at shining shoes or anything else, there's a lot more wrong with you than your sensitive feelings being hurt.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Once again the hypocracy of the left shines through brightly.

While they're busy pointing the fingers at repubs and Rush for being racist, they themselves are come off the WORST racists I've ever met.

Do as I say and not as I do is in fact one of the 'values' which the so-called 'progressives' never seem to be able to articulate.

I'm certain Troglodite will be surfing by at any moment to side-track this entire discussion.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would be sucking on her toes!!!

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troggy boy needs to make a point.
Go for it troogy,


1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a better response might be sending republicans a picture of Palin getting a nailing.

That particular DUmmie needs to Google "Who's Nailin Paylin" to see the wonderful double-standard already at work. Or just search for the myriad of doctored photo images portraying Palin as a sex object. A little late to be crying crocodile tears over a doctored photo of Obama that is tame by comparison.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the other hand, there's a damn good reason why you don't see porn with Hillary lookalikes, and it's got nothing to do with politics...

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

With regards to the infamous montage of Bush photos side-by-side with a series of chimps, I've always wondered how "tolerant" and "open-minded" the Left would be if someone compiled a similar montage featuring Obama? I suspect the DUbble standard would reveal itself *very* quickly...

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

But, but, this is DIFFERENT! Totally. Like, y'know?

He's a DEMOCRAT, and BLACK, and, and... um. He's not Chimpy McHitlerburton Bushitler the drunken fratboy Viet Nam deserter!

You just can't doooo that!

Obama's holy. The One. The Messiah.

So there. Game over.

We win.


9:06 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

DUmmies are especially funny when the veins pop out and throb on their empty li'l old heads!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Gregory of Prescott said...

Tears are yummy and sweet, but sometimes you're in the mood for the tang of some hot rage. mmmmm. When their not wishing for death, their wishing for rape. Nice folks these dummies.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Boise St just beat TCU. I, troglaman, am telling you - Boise is redefining how college football is played. Their unpredictability is nearing legendary proportions. Undefeated. I live in WA but I do love this team and have for years. Smurfs.

There you go, skul. That's my point. Happy yet?


12:33 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Obama's holy. The One. The Messiah." fuckin anon

No no no. You fuckers are the religious zealots. Ever wonder how many atheist/agnostics went for McCain? Look it up, dumbshit.

But considering your worn out adherence to this frame of reference, you probably couldn't conceive it any other way. You can't help it.

I, troglaman, will try to explain - You had 8 years. Didn't work. God hates you. Satan, on the other hand...

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, troggy boy, exactly what was your point.
You failed again...miserably, didn't you?


7:46 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman the Guttersnipe is just trying for the umpteenth time to substitute power-slamming his head up his ass and spewing mental excrement everywhere as a substitute for coherent intellectual conversation.

In short Guttersnipe is merely being a vile, hate-mongering guttersnipe. Same as always.

The actual bottom line is The Obamassiah with the help of the DSA's lap dog media mouthpieces presented himself as a godlike savior and he instead has turned out to be exactly what he anyone who isn't a Moonbat or a guttersnipe knew he was - an ultra-ideological Anti-American fool with no leadership capacity.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I, troglaman, will try to explain - You had 8 years. Didn't work. God hates you. Satan, on the other hand..."

Speaking of "worn out adherence". You're meme could use some Febreze.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Digital Photo Ted said...

I am the photographer who took the original capture. The photograph
presented in the article is an unauthorized plagiarism. I resent
anyone using my copyrighted photographs without my consent in the
first place and even more so bringing an undeserved infamy to my name
by altering them and using with ill intend. I am an Australian
photographer and American politics are as far away from my mind as are
our countries. Is this racism? I am not sure, but it is THEFT and
DEFAMATION for sure.
Please see my post from some time ago on the subject:
original story and photograph

Ted Szukalski

PS: Just for clarity I have not granted any media or news agency any publishing or distribution rights to this image or any images derived from it (legally or otherwise) including this website.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Speaking of "worn out adherence". You're meme could use some Febreze." anon

Interesting that you think it stinks.

What's the saying?...Fox (how ironic) smells it's own hole first?

2:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What's the saying?...Fox (how ironic) smells it's own hole first?" -troglaman

Aren't you adorable! You got in another liberal standby. Here are some suggestions for your next shot:

Rush Limbaugh
Karl Rove
Sarah Palin

Any cleverly original zingers you can think of would surely be the vehicle you're looking for to propel yourself into the ranks of intellectual high society. Because clearly nobody has ever heard them before.

You are a hoot!

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You got in another liberal standby." anon

What liberal standby might you be referring to, anon?

Are you saying "A fox smells his own hole first" is a liberal standby? A talking point?

You just make shit up, anon. And I already know it has everything to do with the word 'fox'.

Go for it. Explain.

4:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Are you saying "A fox smells his own hole first" is a liberal standby? A talking point?
You just make shit up, anon. And I already know it has everything to do with the word 'fox'." -Anonymous 4:08am

I'm sorry, who are you? Are you troglaman but just didn't feel like going through the effort of logging on? Anyway on to your "point" If you "already know it has to do with the word 'fox'." then why are you even asking?

Your own comment shows that a shot at Fox News is exactly the liberal standby you were using as the worn out crutch it is. You even capitalized "Fox".

Do you even pay attention to your own words?

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You got in another liberal standby." anon. What liberal' standby might you be referring to, anon? Are you saying "A fox smells his own hole first" is a liberal standby? A talking point? You just make shit up, anon. And I already know it has everything to do with the word 'fox'. Go for it. Explain." anon

"You even capitalized "Fox". dumbass anon

Maybe you could point out where I capitalized 'fox'. What's that? I didn't? So you were just making shit up, right? I mean, if I didn't capitalize "Fox", but you said I did...well then, that would make you full of shit. Simple as that.

anon wars. darkly mysterious.

3:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Maybe you could point out where I capitalized 'fox'. What's that? I didn't?"

You did

"What's the saying?...Fox (how ironic) smells it's own hole first?
2:12 AM"

Are you trying to act this foolish? Darkly mysterious indeed.

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