Monday, December 14, 2009

DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"!

EMPEROR ZERO

ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA


So it seems Emperor Zero was on with Oprah Windbag last night, and she asked him to give himself a grade for this, his first year in office. Mr. Modest gave himself a "good solid B plus." He added that if ObamaCare passes, he would tip that up to an "A minus."

What kind of a report card do the DUmmies give Dear Leader? Now you would think at a place called DEMOCRATIC Underground, the Democrat President would score very high. Think again, Einstein! The DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"! At least a lot of them do. Some bravely try to bail out the sinking ship that is the Black Pill. But Present Obama has been so ineffective at advancing their "progressive" agenda, the Progs give him a bad progress report. Read it and wee-weep, Barry, here in this
THREAD, "President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’" and this THREAD, "Obama gives himself a grade B Plus with his perfomance so far---what does DU give him?."

So now let's drop in on the Teachers' Lounge, where the DUmmies are busy filling out their evaluations, in Report Card Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:

President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’

[Of course, he's just being modest. Surely the members of Democratic Underground will give his dazzling performance an "A PLUS"!!]

not in my book. . . .

[Wha-a???]

You gave him an A too?

[Um. No.]

so funny I forgot to laugh. . . .

[Hee! Hee!]

Solid A.

[A for Abysmal.]

It's amazing the turn around that's happening in our country now. . . .

[Yes, Obozo's poll numbers are plummeting like a rock! Buyer's remorse, bigtime, and there's no return counter!]

yes, things are going swimmingly. . . .

[Barry is swimming below C level.]

Talk about audacity or is it hubris?

[The Audacity of Hubris: Grade Self-Inflations]

+1!

[-0!]

No, Obama, you get a C- grade. I could have done what you have done so far, and done more. . . .

[DUmmie BeFree gives himself a B Plus.]

Obama has failed. . . .

[President is above his pay grade.]

You like Cheney running around free, shooting off his mouth?

[Obama fails the Cheney Frogmarch test.]

There has been no real change from Bushco.

[Chimpy McSame.]

So, you never criticized Bush? Hypocrisy is real ugly.

How is criticizing Baby Caligula a problem for you?


[Barry Arugula is the new Baby Caligula.]

You and all your bitter little friends... Bitter, bitter, bitter.

[Typical bitter DUmmies.]

he's not bush, but he's not exactly rocking the ole bush boat is he? . . . That to me is epic fail.

[Rock the Bush boat or you're Barack the Bushbot! Epic fail!]

yeah, I'm bitter, because I was stupid enough to believe a fork-tongued politician with a slogan about "change" who now appears to be one of the foxes robbing my henhouse.

[The slick brown fox jumped over the stupid DUmmie.]

If he'd given himself an A, he'd have looked like an a$$hole.

[A for a$$hole, B+ for more than a bozo.]

Delusional. F.

[The sinking of Delusitania.]

It would be interesting to hear his reasons for giving himself a B+. He must be inhabiting an alternate universe from the one I'm living in.

[He lives on the Third Barack from the Sun.]

B for Buttmunch

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

It's not Obama

[The old "dog ate my homework" excuse.]

It's Rahm!! It's Summers!! It's Geithner!! It's Gates!! It's Congress!! It's Cheney's moles!! It's Blue Dogs!! It's Yellow Dogs!! It's DINO's!! It's RINO's!! It's !!...

[The Blue Dogs ate his homework!!]

A straight D

[Those are hard to find.]

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BONUS PARODY!

THANX to FReeper visualops for the inspiration for this song! Click a music link and sing along!



BAD NEWS FOR BARACK
Tune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI

Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go

First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

support..................................................

6:15 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Some bravely try to bail out the sinking ship that is the Black Pill. But Present Obama has been so ineffective at advancing their "progressive" agenda, the Progs give him a bad progress report."

The "Black Pill". Capitalized and everything. So scary.

The most recent polls have indicated that between 60 and 70 percent of all America is down with the public option. Are these the "progs" PJinc eloquently waxes about? Between two-thirds and three-forths of the country? These are the left-wing, liberal, progressive element that are so pissed off? An overwhelming majority of the whole fucking country?

Well. Then PJinc once again makes the brilliant and illuminated troglaman the smartest fucking humanoid that's ever lived.

OK. If that's the case then I'm redefining 'intelligent design'. And I'm already warning the majority of you jack-asses that you better start studying.

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Translation: "I'm an insecure communist cockmuffin who HAS to have the first and last word on everything. Please flick one of my anal piercings; I find the vibrations highly pleasurable."

1:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many polls show disapproval of the h/c bills in Congress by 2-1 margins.

Let's just hope it gets defeated. What we don't need any more of is big government and more deficits.

I can't keep track of all the lies told by Obama on healthcare.

3:58 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

What Guttersnipe (Troglaman) has done is cherry pick that poll. As someone who has a public relations background, I can tell you that is done often. What the poll really says, and what Guttersnipe refuses to acknowledge, is that while the poll says they want a public option as the poll defines it (who WOULDN'T want something for nothing), once they are told how that will be accomplished, they reject by those same overwhelming majorities Guttersnipe so self-righteously touts.

"Well. Then PJinc once again makes the brilliant and illuminated troglaman the smartest fucking humanoid that's ever lived.

OK. If that's the case then I'm redefining 'intelligent design'. And I'm already warning the majority of you jack-asses that you better start studying." - TROGLAMAN, The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site.


No, what you've done Guttersnipe is show everyone that you are a total waste of human DNA. The term you use for yourself - humanoid - fits you as you have repeatedly shown you are incapable of simple caring for your fellow man or of coherent thought.

And what you have "defined" is how to be a hate mongering jerk who probably could only type "intellegent design" out from a book using one finger.

As to your warning, that and fifty cents will get me a soda.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Jerome, don't forget to include Troglodyte's official lead-in: something about "courage from Jack (Daniels) and inspiration from Jim (Beam), official DUFU Guttersnipe powerslammed his head up his ass and emitted the following:"

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Asking Obama to grade himself was a waste of everyone's time. What exactly did Oprah expect him to say? It was merely an opportunity for O. the egoist to toot his horn--and he did...with predictable outcry from let and right.

The genuine grading will come election day.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Dammit, "let and right" should read
"left and right"

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

It appears Senator Leiberman has single handedly killed the public option. and the Medicare buy-in (lots of insurance companies in Connecticut). Appropriate denunciations from DUmmies and Kos sure to follow---but they'll still support the bill.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"troglaman, it appears Senator Leiberman has single handedly killed the public option. and the Medicare buy-in (lots of insurance companies in Connecticut). Appropriate denunciations from DUmmies and Kos sure to follow---but they'll still support the bill." elrond

You're mostly right. However Kos has suggested dropping the mandate from the bill and moving forward. That may be what happens.

This is a clusterfuck. No doubt about it. And a mandate to buy into this insanity, making it illegal NOT to buy into, is suicidal. Let's not forget the RepubliDUms are totally on board with this strategy.

When are you stupid motherfuckers going to understand that I, troglaman, am actually on your side? Your leaders want to fuck you up as bad as mine do. They're not representing us anymore. They're representing the corporate dime. I, troglaman, can show you again and again and again that they vote according to who gave them money. It's that simple.

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And a mandate to buy into this insanity, making it illegal NOT to buy into, is suicidal. Let's not forget the RepubliDUms are totally on board with this strategy." -troglaman

He did it again! troglaman gets so close to lucidity and just... misses.

12:29 AM  
Blogger StuArtSonofAl said...

ZERO POSSUMUSA ARUGULA HOOPUS
That is Prime Minister Harper, pulling up the rear.

Canadian True Patriot Missle, Cartoon

2:11 AM  

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