Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Obama Cultists Worship Their Messiah

With his string of overwhelming victories last night in the Potomac primaries, the cult of Obama worship has now become more reverent than ever. In keeping with this mood, first let me indulge in a bit of revent Obamassiah music composed by that famous Tin Pan Alley songwriter, pastor, and DUFU guest host, Charles Henrickson who currently, at great personal sacrifice, has given up eating lima beans for Lent although we expect him back soon after Easter. So now let us listen to his Obama cult composition titled, I Don't Know Why I Love Him from the Hit Musical, "Barack Obama Superstar," sung to the tune of I Don't Know How to Love Him :

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so! az

And now that we've completed the requisite Obama worship let us now look at the DUmmies worshipping their Obamassiah in this THREAD titled, "What is being learned tonight: Obama Is Not Seen As A Democrat." You will probably get tooth decay just from reading the syrupy sweet praises offered up to the Obamassiah but the good news is that you will also get a lot of laughs from it as well. So let us now watch the DUmmies worship their Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if there is a talk radio programmer out there who would like to play on the air "I Don't Know Why I Love Him" composed by Pastor Charles who is currently suffering from lima bean withdrawal, is in the [brackets]:

What is being learned tonight: Obama Is Not Seen As A Democrat

[He is being seen as our Messiah!!!]

He's also not viewed as a Republican. He's seen as an AMERICAN. Sure, he's running on the Democratic ticket and his ideology is mostly liberal. But the problems we face, all Americans face, require that we all bind together, work together to solve them. If we don't, we will surely be lost. Millions of Americans will fall into poverty... unless we work together, UNITED as one PEOPLE to prevent it. Millions of Americans will continue to go without healthcare... unless we work together, UNITED as one PEOPLE to change. We must stand united as one people or our country will fall to ruin. We must stand united to heal the divisive politics that have been preached to us through right-wing radio. Whether we listened or not, enough people did, and the memes of hate and division were carried throughout all America via RW talk radio, destroying the unity that this country was built and raised on. The hate and divisiveness spread throughout all America, and you can see it reflected here on DU, like an echo of a loud, destructive noise that occurred long ago. We Americans have worked the hate and carelessness into our culture... it has been too easy to turn away from our neighbors, especially when they are in need. It has been too long since we cared for the poor, fed the hungry and healed the sick. And until the hate and divisiveness ends, and until the healing of this nation begins, we will continue to forget that we are not as divided as our politics suggest.

[HALLELUJAH brothers and sisters!!! The Obamassiah shall wave his magic wand and rid this land of the EVIL hate radio hosts so we can finally live in a warm and fuzzy collectivist paradise and hug our neighbors while we all sing Kumabaya together!]

This is why Obama gives Americans hope. He holds the promise and potential for us to heal our divisions in order to restore this Union, establish justice and prosperity. This is why he is winning over Independents and Republicans. This is why his message rings true with Democrats. This is why he is seen as a true American.

[The Obamassiah will heal the sick and purge the EVIL Republicans from our midst! He is the true Messiah!]

He has seen this clear vision for America and he has shared it with the masses. We see how it can be a reality and how each and every one of us can participate in bringing it to fruition. This is why Obama will be the next great American President.

[We need to make ourselves worthy of the coming of the Obamassiah! And now to hear the other DUmmies weigh in on the advent of their new Messiah...]

You must feel childish and immature, judging from that commentary!

[HERETIC! You must unquestioningly worship the Obamassiah!]

Come on, you want some Obama fever. That Clinton hiccup just can't compare!

[Amen brother! Give me that old time Obama!]

The cult meme is getting old. Find another soundbite to parrot, Polly.

[Lousy atheist!]

hey man, this a better kool aid than the stale froth Hillary's selling. Magical "Clinton Tear Ale", with a touch of "finding her voice", and a putrid aftertaste of "if I knew then what I know now". Blah...I'm voting Obama. I like Kool-Aid! OOOHHH YEAAAAAH!

[Hey man, just serve me up that Obama Kool-Aid! I'm not even going to ask what our Obamassiah has put in it. I will just unquestioningly drink it! OOHHH YEAAAAH!]

For the first time since Kennedy, Americans realize that they have been artificially separated by political talking points... points they bought into that didn't serve their own interest. Obama is uniquely capable of showing them otherwise. This isn't about compromise at all... it's a dramatic shift in perception by the American people... and Obama has unique talents for helping people to see the truth.

[The Light, the Truth, and the Obamassiah Way.]

The truth is that Americans who call themselves Republicans are realizing that they are maybe not represented by people with the same values. Obama has done well at pointing that out to them. By focusing on the issues faced by most Americans, he is able to show Americans, regardless of how they are registered, that Washington needs a fresh approach, a new start, and serious change.

[The Obamassiah is to "Change" as Homer Stokes was to "Reform."]

"he's triangulating, without specifics" now that would be a trick!

[Almost as good a trick as Homer Stokes' midget.]

All hail the Mighty Obama. He'll get the Republicans to give up everything they've stood for all those years and realize they love Liberal ideals after all. They want equality for all, vastly expanded social services, same-sex marriage, freedom of all religions, open immigration, comprehensive sex-ed (including LGBT information) and all that. Isn't it amazing?

[All hail the Mighty Obama. We shall put our brains on the freeze mode and just blindly follow the Obamassiah into the Promised Land.]

no analysis in OP--lots of stringing together of phases-part bible,part founding farther.

[Who cares? The empty Obamassiah rhetoric is just so uplifting!]

Obama is the best candidate we've run in eons.

[Or as Carl Sagan would say, the best candidate in billions and BILLIONS of years.]

He has transcended the D v. R paradigm, and it's huge.

[The Obamassiah has transcended our eartly realm.]

transcending to a far better world out there...

[Before election day is over, we shall meet our Obamassiah in paradise.]

He will be the greatest U.S. president - the transformational president!

[He will save us all before he even steps into the Oval Office!]

It is my greatest fear that there is no substance. Americans have been beaten down by the Bush Administration and they are looking for a savior. We were ripe for the plucking, so to speak. That is a lot to ask of a politician who is only human and is not our savior.

[GASP! How dare you accuse our Obamassiah of being only human? He IS our savior!!!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, in the secular Holy Trinity we've got the...
Father: Al Gore
Son: Obama
"Holy" Spirit:_________

Any suggestions? Gaia? Mother Nature? Something else?

The Inquisitors are going to be tough to endure. Wait... they already are.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Holy" Spirit:_________"

That's easy: Ruth Ginsburg, the Holy Spirit of the liberal court.

"The Inquisitors are going to be tough to endure."

Nobody expects the Obama Inquisition!

Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Blind obedience. Following a smooth talking, uber-liberal. (Sorry, socialist), separatist without a SINGLE look at his so-called policies, not ONE freakin word about what his "Change" meme actually MEANS...

These people are pathetic.

I for one can NOT wait until the REAL election commences. Bring him on and let's have him start to answer some intelligent, pointed questions.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Obamassiah's kool-aid is powerful, but I still think the HillBilly mafia is scarier!

Here's more reasons Clenis and Cankles should never get anywhere near the Oval Office again!

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" an echo of a loud, destructive noise that occurred long ago."

Oh gawd, between that maudlin tripe and the rest of the Obama-yer-mama idol worship, I'm gonna be sick.

1:20 PM  
Blogger allie001 said...

I am gobsmacked that I actually know who Homer Stokes is !!!

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama was here in Madison (home of the University of Wisconsin)yesterday. Most of the people attnding his speech were undergraduates. It was part religious revival, part rock concert and part Jim Jones. These people will definitly drink the kool-aid.

Obama's faux populism appeals to the naive, clueless and ignorant. They're the political heirs of the people who voted for Huey Long, Mussolini, Castro or Chavez.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

anonymous at 5:31PM,
Yes, that is what frightens me the most. With the Hildabeast, it's awesome to see her getting her clock cleaned, but Obama is the true danger here.
Blind, ignorant faith in "change" (whatever the hell change he's talking about) and a charismatic candidate will attract them from all over. Devoid of any sort of logic, they will vote for Obama via the same way gangs form and act... mob mentality.

I had to look that one up. Thought it was a character from The Simpsons :)

(...and sincerest condolences on the passing of your uncle.)

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:31 said:
"Obama's faux populism appeals to the naive, clueless and ignorant"

Luckily those were the people that were all fired up to "rock the vote" in the '00 and '04 elections but decided sleeping off the kegger from the night before was more important than voting.

So I say, drink up "youth vote"!

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the time comes, and the candidates are being asked hard questions, do you think that Obama will stand up to the encyclopedic knowledge of McCain on:

a)the military
b)the economy
c)holding your damn hand over your heart for the National Anthem
d)what it means to actually BE a LEADER?

All the squealing fangirls in the world won't elect Obama. And, (thankfully) the population is aging, and likely to vote Economy, Security, Border, Confirm the Judges.

If McCain avoids a slap-fight on 'change' and 'hope'... He's in.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds no different fron the Reaganites of years ago!
Reagan was popular too.
What's the difference?
Personally, I'm not awed by any of the candidates!
Lived under 12 of them so far.

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all the Obama supporters out there:

Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament,
Another day's useless energy spent.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Reagan was popular too."

No, he wasn't. Not at first, anyways. He lost both bids for the Republican nomination in 1968 and 1976, remember?

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow I get the feeling from left leaning race baiters that, as a brown skinned person, I should automatically vote for a non-White.

I shouldnt be surprised these same people think women should vote for the Pantsuit simply because of anatomical similarities.

Forget REAL issues folks. Vote on superficial issues. Your intelligence is not needed in the Democrat party.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOMEBODY SENT ME A LINK TO THIS SITE. i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4:27 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

kayinmaine impersonator,

The real kayinmaine, while batshit crazy, is a little more subtle in her insanity. Try ramping up to the frothing, all-caps, and excessive exclamation marks.


5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's painfully reminiscent of the Jimmy Carter campaign, I must say. I imagine it would end just about as well, too, should he be elected.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For Anon at 1:36. "Lived under 12 of them so far."
Aah, there were about that many vying for this election.
So that makes you HOW old?
A little clarification would be nice.

Hiya SOG!!!!!!!!

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hiya SOG!!!!!!!!"

Yeah. His comments at VtheK's site always crack me up.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Somehow I get the feeling from left leaning race baiters that, as a brown skinned person, I should automatically vote for a non-White". Shambhala

Do you? Maybe you should explain the feeling. Please include "race baiters" and the mind control the libs use to automatically make you a pod person voting for a non white.


1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Said the anonymous libtard.

Is that you T-man?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Howdy Skul and shambhala,

Judging by the new troll recruits, it looks like PJ's hit some nerves. heh :)

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is that you T-man?...Said the anonymous libtard." Shambhala

Yes it is, you sexy soldier. I don't think I have much longer to live. Tell my wife I love her.

"Somehow I get the feeling from left leaning race baiters that, as a brown skinned person, I should automatically vote for a non-White". Shambhala

I'm white and am automatically voting for a non-white. I must be deranged. I must be under the influence of a RACE BAITER.

Thanks, Sham. It means more than you can know.

2:07 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

OUCH, anonymous, your stinging rebuke has humbled us all.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"[GASP! How dare you accuse our Obamassiah of being only human? He IS our savior!!!]" PJ

Yes indeed. The people who like Obama see him as the messiah. A God. Crazy libs. Poor, deluded souls.

Then again, maybe they don't. And that's damn scary.

I propose that we suspend the elections and just go for another 4 years of W. Use some National Security excuse. Write your congress people. Tell them that Obama believers are crazed, religious lunatics. They'll get the message. Time to rise up, people.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ok, in the secular Holy Trinity we've got the...
Father: Al Gore"
No, That place would probably be taken by the Holy mother Earth or something.
In the liberal/ secular cult, Gore functions much better as their prophet of doom.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..HAHAHA! I can now see where the 26% of people that think gwb is a great president hang out....

7:51 AM  

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