"Bill himself calling for cash, contacted HMOs, Big Oil, Walmart, Big Pharma...etc"
Yes, this morning, after waking up from a depressing night of pondering the possibility of John McCain as the Republican nominee, I felt the urge to channel the spirit of Kathryn Kuhlman again by shouting out, "I BEEEEEEEELEEEEEEVE in miracles!" with my patented Kuhlman impression voice. My wife briefly awoke from a deep sleep but fortunately retreated back to snooze mode before I would have to painfully explain what that was all about. And what that was all about was my hope that a miracle would occur to prevent the nomination of McCain. Perhaps he will have a Captain Queeg moment at the Republican Convention this summer that would force the embarassed delegates to nominate somebody else while McQueeg rants about the key to the strawberry ice cream locker or something similar.
However, as upset as many conservatives are, it is more than matched by those on the left who are angered by the antics of Hillary & co. in advancing her nomination as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "BREAKING: Bill himself calling for cash, contacted HMOs, Big Oil, Walmart, Big Pharma...etc." Yes, Hillary is now strapped for cash and Bill has been forced to dial for dollars. Just conjuring up that image of poor Bill working the phones is enough for me to forget about Insane McCaine for the moment. So let us now watch the DUmmies ponder Bill working his phone hustle in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he can find those Kathryn Kuhlman choppers in an old footlocker, is in the [brackets]:
BREAKING: Bill himself calling for cash, contacted HMOs, Big Oil, Walmart, Big Pharma...etc.
[Is he also selling time shares and precious metals investments?]
Asking for cash for his wife's campaign!
[Free box of Monica Cigars for every contribution over a thousand bucks.]
Nothing can help her except MORE lobbyists money and more cash from her biggest and most loyal donors! Free Trade loving Corporate America! Remember NAFTA?
[Yup! That giant sucking sound. Or is that Monica that I'm remembering?]
Nothing surprises me about these people anymore
[Glad to see you finally wake up, Little Sheba!]
Prosititutes are only in it for the money Paula Jones was a prostitute. Monica was just a ho.
[Thank you for that enlightening economics lesson.]
you are a real piece of .... incredibly vile sexist crap you're spewing. Monica Lewinski was not a "ho". She was a young woman who was star struck. It's hardly an uncommon thing. Frankly, I think Bill took advantage of her, but calling her a ho is completely beyond the pale. Why don't you go to freeperville if you want to spew that shit?
[She was the patroness of the Blue Dress.]
Monica was not a whore, just a girlfriend on the side, Bill is now LOYAL to his wife, he is tryinghard to move back into the WH! To do more cigar tricks!
[Ah! I remember back to the good ol' days when a cigar was just a cigar.]
its sexist and hugely annoying. calling a woman a prostitute because she slept with the president is also non sensical
[I don't think they even reached the sleep stage. The bathroom sink was pretty much the zenith of their romanctic involvement.]
At this point, I almost wouldn't care if Bill wangled a huge kickback - from an arms deal that sold radioactive landmines to Kyrgyzstan.
[Wasn't Borat the middleman on that deal?]