Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"So my new book is now available at Amazon"---Pitt

What a day it has been for William Rivers Pitt. First he wins FIRST PLACE in the DUmmie Of The Year AWARD and then he announces the publication of his book (co-authored with Cindy Sheehan, not the child molester this time) as you can see in his THREAD titled, "So my new book is now available at Amazon." The problem for Pitt (in addition to the fact that his book has almost no sales) is that it is also being FReeped on Amazon as you can see in this related DUmmie THREAD titled, "Help William Pitt's rating on Amazon!" So let us now watch the DUmmie Of The Year boast about his non-selling book in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, congratulating the Most Inept Press Secretary In The History Of All The Known Universes on his big win today, is in the [brackets]:

So my new book is now available at Amazon

[And being FReeped at Amazon.]

Forgive the cheeser self-promotion, but I'm thinking this will serve as a great gift for any GOP/fundy/uninformed relative you have to see come Christmas.

[It will make for a great paperweight.]

House of Ill Repute: Reflections on War, Lies, and America's Ravaged Reputation

[Speaking of Ravaged Reputation, how is that Karl Rove indictment scoop of yours going, Will?]

Book Description

The presidency of George W. Bush promised to restore integrity to the White House, but instead it has been plagued by scandal. With his strong voice and biting humor, William Rivers Pitt guides readers through a jaw-dropping series of presidential blunders. In this collection of articles that first appeared on, he dissects the entire war on Iraq, including the relentless push toward war, the missing weapons of mass destruction, the Halliburton contracting scandals, sectarian violence, and the possibility of a regional conflagration. Others pieces tackle the outing of Valerie Plame, the NSA’s warrantless wiretaps, the Abramoff scandal, Lewis Libby’s indictment, and the incompetent response to Hurricane Katrina. Several essays focus on Cindy Sheehan and other citizen activists. For anyone who suspects the Bush administration of playing fast and loose with the facts, William Rivers Pitt provides a welcome voice of truth, untainted by corporate ownership.

[Lewis Libby's indictment? What about Karl Rove's indictment last May 12?]


Thanks WIll and Congratulations on your book. Hope it sells well.

[It's expected to sell into the double digits by New Years Day.]

Holding out for my autographed copy.

[Pitt will also autograph your copy of Karl Rove's indictment papers.]

That depends William, is it hard cover or soft cover?

[Vanity publishing is always cheaper when you do it soft.]


[Thanx for the prompt answer, Will.]

Will there be autographed copies available anywhere?

[When Will Pitt autographs a book, its value on eBay drops to less than zero.]

People have seen what you've signed in other books and are promptly confused.

[Wow! Even Pitt's signature is confusing. It matches the rest of his overlong writing.]

Is it available in a real book store? I hate paying shipping costs for books.

[Only the Bukowski's Restroom Bookstore will be carrying it.]

After Christmas, I think. Some places may have it in already, but haven't put it out yet. You can ask at your store, but I'm not sure.

[But I'm sure, Will. Forget about seeing it in any REAL bookstore.]

What a wonderful gift for only $10.17! I'll process the order later today.

[Wait a couple of weeks and you can have it for 99 cents.]

No nasty RW reviews yet

[Have patience. Hee! Hee!]

There's a review now. Called us moonbats. How could he have read it ?

[At least he didn't call you DUmmies.]

Both freeper reviews have been scrubbed

[Don't worry. More will pop up.]

Well, I have to assume that Seattle is on the menu for the book tour at some point.

[When will you be in Ft. Lauderdale, Pitt, for your gigantic book tour?]

Just ordered it! Now come down to Florida and autograph it!

[Come on down, Pitt, so you can autograph my copy of Karl Rove's indictment.]

Taking a truthout sabbatical and writing another book.

[Taking a sabbatical from Jason Leopold and the fashion photographer?]

Barnes and Noble has it on their site, but are listing it as by Cindy Sheehan. Weird.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pied Piper Pitt can't even get credit for his own book. However, now we know why Pitt was shmoozing Cindy in the Texas ditch. And now on to Help William Pitt's rating on Amazon!]

Help William Pitt's rating on Amazon!

[He's being FReeeeeeeeped!!!]

A freeper idiot has already posted the following on Amazon:

Nothing but a Moonbat hit piece. All you need to know is this guy is a regular over on the Democrat Underground... moonbat central!

[aka DUmmie central.]

It freaks out an author or publisher to be slammed like that.

[It might even drive Pitt to drink.]

There's a new Freeper review up

This guy wouldn't know the TRUTH if it was OUT behind him. Sorry I can't bear to read any more leftist drivel from this biased and extremely fictional writer. The writer is trying to distort truth and history all in one fantasy book. I'm giving this trash a thumb's down.

[At least Pitt was able to determine the exact moment the Third American Empire was born at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games.]

Thanks guys. I actually hope they keep the Freep reviews. Pretty much the best advertisement for the book. The Freep reviews for the Iraq book were the highest of comedy, especially after a couple of years passed and the WMD never materialized. They wound up getting deleted, sadly.

[Did Karl Rove's indictment ever materialize, Will?]

Is ANYone else tired of the word "Moonbat"?
Can they at least be creative in their burns, as highly incapable as they are of it? They use that same word over and over and over and over again. PLEASE, slappy. ENOUGH with the "moonbat", "Lib", "Defeatocrats", "DUmmies"; PLEASE leave the funny to us, because you schmucks are so bad at it.

[Hmmm.... "DUmmies" quickly followed by "funny." I think this DUmmie is sending us a secret code signal.]

There's another freepie review up...

Pitt's mephitic prose and principled stand against the powers of ratiocination make this book impossible to put down. Even if you're in an alcohol-induced stupor, or just slow-witted, you'll finish in 24 business hours or less.

[LOL! That review is my fave!]

And another! We get rid of a negative review, and two other
ugly ones replace it!

I am surprised that William Rivers Pitt sobered up long enough to write a book.Perhaps he was able to stay booze free for 24 business hours and managed to get his book written in that time. Mr. Pitt is also a member in good standing at the internets biggest open sewer, Democratic Underground (not as good as he was before the Rove thing.even MOONBATS don't forget some things) Waste your money if you want.....

[Another HILARIOUS review! Pitt can't escape from the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name.]

Theres a shitload of freeper reviews now calling William Pitt a "drunkard" and a "moonbat"

[At least the descriptions of Pitt are accurate.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! I can't believe my tag is still there!

Customers tagged this product with
First tag: pure crap (Jinx McHue "Hi, DU!" on Aug 30, 2006)

That'd be me. Hilarious!

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, now the DUmmies are getting all the negative reviews removed. There were two when I went to the page just a few minutes ago. Now they are gone.

11:04 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Can't Pitt be both a drunkard and a moonbat?

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is ANYone else tired of the word "Moonbat"?
Can they at least be creative in their burns, as highly incapable as they are of it? They use that same word over and over and over and over again. PLEASE, slappy. ENOUGH with the "moonbat", "Lib", "Defeatocrats", "DUmmies"; "

Yet, they're free to continue calling conservatives Nazis, Fascists, fundies (For those conservatives who demonstrate anything resembling a belief in God), and neo-cons. That's really fair.

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to go to Amazon and check it out too. It took a while to find the thing. Seems it's stuck in there with Marx, Engles, Lenin and the ACLU publications. Flat cracked me up. The reviews gave me fits of laughter. Stupid MOONBATS!!

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

visits to your website today


face it, no one knows you exist. you could die a horrific death and no one would even know it or care.

your blog is so under the radar.

so keep posting as much as you want because it doesn't matter

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you idiot! Apparently you aren't familiar with people having blogs as a place to be themselves no matter how many or few people read it. And if this place is so obscure, how the hell did you find it? An oversensitive DUmmie, KOmmie, or HUffie I presume.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"face it, no one knows you exist. you could die a horrific death and no one would even know it or care."

Poor widdle libtard MOONBAT. Did PJ piddle on your organic soy cereal this morning??
Too D***ed ashamed to even put up a handle. Typical case of cranial-rectal inversion.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like no one heard you because no one even knows that this stupid, juvenile blog exists. I love getting you people all riled up. it's so much fun! awwwwwwww you feel all bad now cause you know no one knows you're alive. Haha hahahahahahahahahahahahah

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still too ashamed I see. Poor widdle MOONBAT.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see I am getting you nice and upset! That's right poor widdle moonbat. I suppose your real name is Skul. Might as well be anonymous you douche bag. I am going to continue posting here until your head explodes.

When you post your real name I will do the same douchey

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Mr. Anonymous Moonbat is going to continue to post here to be ridiculed!!!' If this blog doesn't matter, what exactly are you doing here anyway?

5:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry widdle MOONBAT. It is a real name. You're a fun little toy. You make us laugh. Do some more.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am going to continue posting here until your head explodes."

I'm still waiting widdle MOONBAT.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. ANothe moonbat with "daddy issues" appears for a drive-by trolling.

3:23 PM  

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