Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Pitt Pulls Quick 180 On SOTU


If you want WILLIAM RIVERS Pitt to change his mind, then just wait a minute. This happened stunningly fast last night when Pitt went from happily hyping a SOTU that he hadn't even seen yet to angrily slamming it less than 4 hours later. Here is Pitt in SOTU happy hype mode, I am a total sucker for the annual State of the Union speech at 7:59 P.M. to angrily denouncing it at 10:38 P.M. with his vulgar F*CK. This quick turnaround by Pitt is not too surprising since he has a long history of self-recantation to the extent that our Charles Henrickson even wrote a parody song about it so before going further, we serenade Pitt with his theme song:

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!]


So let us watch WILLIAM RIVERS PITT happily hype a State Of The Union speech he hasn't even seen yet only to angrily denounce it a couple of hours later in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who fell asleep on his couch only a couple of sentences into the SOTU, is in the [barackets]:

I am a total sucker for the annual State of the Union speech.

[You sure are, Pitt, as we shall see in only a couple of hours.]


Total sucker.

[You bet. You hype a speech you have yet to even see only to have to eat crow a couple of hours later when you angrily DENOUNCE it.]


I know I know I know I know, it's a show, it's TV, it is pretty words once again, and words are wind...I know, OK, so shaddap and let me enjoy the spectacle.

[No, no, Pitt. Continue drooling like an idiot over the Obama speech you have yet to see only to be forced into a humiliating act of self-recantation only a couple of hours later. The unintended humor of that situation is priceless.]


 Especially when the guy on the stump knows how to get it done. Watching the W. Bush SOTU speeches was like getting beaten with sticks. Watching Clinton was like watching art in creation, most of the time anyway. Watching Bush Sr. was like watching pudding watch pudding. Watching Reagan was agony, but always a good show, even towards the end, because that's what he did.

[The 10:38 PM Pitt is cringing at these words of the 7:59 PM Sucker Pitt.]


President Obama knows how to get it done...and since it sounds like he's going to be flipping a few rhetorical daggers at the *ahem* legacy of Ronald Reagan tonight, the looks on the faces of the meth-addled House GOP howler monkeys will be worth the price of admission right there.

[Pitt is going to want to hit the meth hard when he finds out the SOTU surprise inn store for him.]


...and maybe, just maybe, if he parks it deep enough tonight, and I mean over the wall and the water tank and far into the wheat field...maybe he can penetrate the "both sides are to blame" gibberish peddled by the "news media" and shake this shit up.

[Oh, he parks it alright, Pitt. Right up your butt.]


Yeah, I know, that's asking a lot. But I can dream.

[Only an hour away from turning into a nightmare for Pitt.]


It's a show. Enjoy it. The GOP will be collectively looking like they're sucking on lemons if St. Ronald takes a beating tonight.

[They won't be sucking on lemons but you will definitely be eating crow. And now we quickly review the DUmmie responses on this thread but the important point is that Pitt has established how great he "knows" the SOTU speech will be before even seeing it...]


Great idea for a drinking game, thanks! Every time Obama tells us that Liberals must share in the blame, we drink.

[You think Pitt needs that lame excuse to drink?]


I can't imagine not watching. Even though I might disagree with what he is saying, the delicious knowledge that his mere presence is infuriating to many in that chamber makes this must-see TV. Martini time

[It will be infuriating...but to Pitt. Bukowski's time.]


I'm hoping that President Obama delivers a message of Truth.

["If you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it. PERIOD." Okay, time now to join the 10:38 PM Pitt with a completely different bummed out attitude...]


F*ck.

[That was quick. Proceed with your self-recantation...]


He stood that soldier up at the end, the man with the blasted head and the scarred life, with the visible dent in his skull, who will never ever be even remotely close to the same again because of the ten deployments we sent him off to so someone he'll never meet can make a lot of money, and gave that man his reward: a standing ovation from the worst roomful of people on the skin of the Earth... 

  ...followed by this burbled bit of spitup pabulum: "Sometimes we make mistakes." WOW DUDE. DEEP.

[Did he "park" it deep enough for you?]


Yeah. That happened. On national television. 

  That guy deserves better than a star turn in the parliament of whores, he deserves better than "Oops" from his Commander in Chief, and speaking of the boss, that guy deserves better than to be a prop in a passion play about how everything is awesome, and the last 13 years never happened.

[When do YOU say "Oops" Pitt for prematurely praising a speech you hadn't even heard?]


I am sure the to-the-knife Obama defenders out there will seethe and howl upon reading this. Whatever, man. That was one of the more despicable displays I have ever had the misfortune to witness. He had the opportunity to do more than use a blasted, shattered soldier as a prop in a ZOMG HOW AWESOME IS AMERICA I MEAN TOTALLY montage, to maybe bring home some truths about actions and consequences...and he went for the easy applause line and the "Awwwww" moment. 

  You say "Awwwww" at puppies and babies. You don't say "Awwww" at soldiers victimized by ruined policy deployed by a ruined country...and if you have half a conscience, you make note of that on the largest stage with the biggest microphone in the world. Another missed opportunity in what has become a truly impressive string of missed opportunities. Yeah, the SOTU is a show. That does not mean it has to be utterly meaningless, and it certainly does not mean that it has to be grossly exploitative.

[From knocking out of the ball park to being utterly meaningless. Gee, Pitt, maybe you shoupld wait to hear a speech before hyping it in advance and then turning yourself into a FOOL yet again.]


Maybe I'll feel different tomorrow upon review. I doubt it. I am sick to my stomach.

[You feel even sicker to your stomach when the booze wears off and you realize just how much of a mockery
you made of yourself. And now on to the other DUmmies, some of whom correctly SLAM Pitt's idiocy...  ]



Wow, one of the most irrational take aways from any speech ever.

[Most irrational take away in the past 24 business hours.]


Dennis Rodman is seeking help for his drinking problem, I heard somewhere.

[Did you hear somewhere if Pitt is seeking similar help?]


FU right back, you fact-deprived fool.

[That was Pitt replying to DUmmie mrchips whose message was "hidden by jury decision." It sounds like Pitt by that point had been hitting the bottle hard. He will hit it even harder after he wakes up to realize what a complete fool he made of himself.]



69 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Can't wait to see how Troglaman The Guttersnipe deals with his hero's latest display of total ignorance.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

I don't give a shit about Pitt. Never have. But you jackasses are fucking mesmerized. You give a shit. Not me.

More delusion. So sad.

Sorry to break it to you, stinkwagon, but it appears you have become another victim of hypertroggerolia. You've got a case of...'the trogs'.

If you'd like me to contact your family and loved ones, don't hesitate. I, troglaman, might be able to soften the blow.

On the other hand, just come to re-education camp and your problem will be solved. Bring the family too!

Your choice, stinkwagon.

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Watching Clinton was like watching art in creation"

Yes, I remember the state of the union address where Clinton said "The era of big government is over." followed by a standing ovation. Does Pitt or anyone on DU or in this current admin remember that too?..No?...I didn't think so.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Anonymous said...

I see Troggytroll is on another drunken rant again...doesn't know who the fuck he's talking to or what the fuck he's talking about.

Stop chugging vodka and try for once in your sorry fucking life to post something on while you're sober, Troggytroll, you lame-brain idiot.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Who is this Pitt guy and why does anyone care what he says? He doesn't sound too bright.

Hey troggy, your Seahawks are going to bite the weenie Sunday.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Howling and foaming at the mouth like a rabid mad dog while viciously power-slamming his head repeatedly up his ass at multiple-Mach speeds, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - spewed out vast quantities of worthless mental excrement...

Well thanks for proving yet again you're this blog's own personal William Rivers Pitt, Guttersnipe.

You can whine until hell freezes over that you don't care about Pitt but I ain't buying it. You act like Pitt, use the same "thought process" like Pitt, spout the same worthless crap Pitt does, and you're just as big a drunken foul-mouth boor as Pitt. So you are The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt, Guttersnipe - DEAL WITH IT.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey troggy, your Seahawks are going to bite the weenie Sunday." kat

We'll see.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You can whine until hell freezes over that you don't care about Pitt but I ain't buying it." stinkwagon

Sorry. I don't give a shit about Pitt. Never have. You know that.

You're the ones with the hard-on for Pitt, you stupid shit. You and PJinc. It's a fucking obsession. Your inability to see that is another blinding testament to your marsupial lineage.

I'm betting there was a possum in the woodpile somewhere along the line.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The Troglaman is incapable of coherent thought and is also incapable of rational thought. In this way it is like the character known as Pitt. The Troglaman is somewhat aware of this which is why it protests so much about being linked to the character Pitt, but because it cannot execute rational thought it is only able to react in the same manner as a cornered animal. This is not an unreasonable action as the Troglaman exhibits more of the thought process of a mindless beast than a human.

3:58 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Here's what constitutes incoherent and irrational thought to the Phantom...

"I don't give a shit about Pitt. Never have."

Too complicated, for some reason.


1:08 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"We'll see.

Indeed we did.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey troggy, your Seahawks are going to bite the weenie Sunday." kat

Wrong again, kat. Who bit the weenie?

Not such a surprise...wrong again. Like always.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Aside from all politcal considerations...this Seahawk team is so friggin fun to watch. Because of where I live, I got to see every game. Really fun. Their defense...holy shit.

We'll be back next year, guarantee it.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The Troglaman still shows a complete lack of ability for comprehending the English language in any meaningful fashion. It cannot or will not comprehend and understand that it is like the character Pitt in thought and deed. It will continue to be observable only as one might observe some mad beast at work, mindless and raging at the world around it that it cannot comprehend or deal with as it cannot be engaged in any meaningful discussion due to its extremely limited ability to comprehend language and form coherent rational ideas.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

The worst thing about yesterday's Super Bowl was how boring it turned out to be. We started channel surfing one minute into the third quarter, switching back for the ads. But they were as boring as the game. Epic fail by all except the Seahawks.




4:08 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Is this sour grapes on my part? Probably.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

If this were Cincinnati and Tampa Bay, I'd feel exactly the same way, kat. I would've turned it off. Checked back in now and then.

But being from these parts, it was sweet satisfaction, let me tell you. Except for a NBA championship back when they were using a boulder for a basketball, our sports teams have sucked. Really sucked.

I'm telling you, these guys are for real. They're an absolute blast to watch. At home, they're nearly unbeatable. They fly around like a bunch of berserkers on defense. Never a dull moment. Easy to love.

So there you go. I'm done. You won't have to suffer my Seahawk shit until next year. I promise I'll gloat again.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

According to the corn-cob Stranger, "I don't give a shit about Pitt" means I'm "mindless and raging at the world around it that it cannot comprehend..."

Sure it does.

On the other hand, maybe it means that I, troglaman, don't give a shit about Pitt.

Why is this so hard? Let me make an analogy...

Person A - Want some french toast?

Person B - No thanks.

A - Why not?

B - I don't like french toast.

A - I don't like it either. But you do.

B- What?

A - What kind of raging, maniacal idiot like you doesn't like french toast?

B - I DON'T LIKE FRENCH TOAST!

A - Yes you do.

B - No, I don't.

A - Fucking communist.

This is what it's like trying to communicate with you morons. You're all crazy.

4:18 AM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

Interesting that the Troglaman continues to ignore what is being said in order to bloviate on something else. It continues to be either unable or unwilling to address a problem and as such is incapable of carrying on a coherent conversation. This is made worse by the Troglaman's low intellectual level and pathetic comprehension of reality. It seems to prefer to live in a fantasy world where it makes up all its own rules no matter the circumstances.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a real dumbasss Troggytroll....you're being made to look like a complete idiot and you're too fucking stupid to comprehend it.

2:06 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Interesting that the Troglaman continues to ignore what is being said in order to bloviate on something else." corn cob

What the fuck are you talking about, corn cob stranger? I'm telling you I don't give a shit about Pitt and you're telling me I do. How about this...why not search the archives of this very site and come up with one instance where I supported Pitt. One.

What you'll find is that I have mocked and derided your all's creepy and stupid obsession with him for years. Why? Because he's irrelevant to anyone but you moronic bean curds. PJ brings him up again and again and again prompting even regular readers to wonder why.

So unless you can come up with one little itsy-bitsy sliver of reality about my love and devotion to Pitt, you will have proven yourself as being full of shit for ever and always (a bloviator, as you say).

I, troglaman, know how this is going to work out.

(btw, the invasive-minded inner homo came up with the 'corn cob' moniker...I think it's pretty easy to see why)

1:56 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Hey Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, stop trying to change the subject.

No one is saying you care about Pitt. What you can't stand and keep trying to hide is that you are JUST LIKE PITT you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard. Trying to make it sound like we think you're obsessed with Pitt is just your way of trying to hide the fact you think like Pitt, act like Pitt and often even sound like Pitt you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

I'm betting Pitt is related to you somehow you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglman - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - angrily power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass while foaming at the mouth and howling like mad dog to emit the following pile of worthless mental excrement:

"I'm telling you I don't give a shit about Pitt and you're telling me I do. How about this...why not search the archives of this very site and come up with one instance where I supported Pitt. One.

What you'll find is that I have mocked and derided your all's creepy and stupid obsession with him for years. Why? Because he's irrelevant to anyone but you moronic bean curds. PJ brings him up again and again and again prompting even regular readers to wonder why."


He brings Pitt up because he's the heart and soul of DU and as such he's the epitome of Moonbat America.

And what you can't tolerate Guttersnipe is that you have been justifiably branded as being just like Pitt.

No one is obsessed with Pitt he just makes a perfect object of derision because of his clueless ignorance. And because you are his clone you are also the subject of well earned and deserved derision because you too are cluelessly ignorant, Guttersnipe. And you can't stand it.

Too damn bed, Guttersnipe. Live with it...after all you are The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we outta call Trogladyke "William Rivers Trog", maybe...

8:19 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"No one is saying you care about Pitt. What you can't stand and keep trying to hide is that you are JUST LIKE PITT you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard" Judge

I get it now...we're both worthless fucking bastards!

And you are JUST LIKE BARNEY THE DINOSAUR you little peanut. So there.

1:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww....Troglatool can't handle anything bad being said about him without acting a like spoiled child.

Fucking wimp....

2:17 AM  
Anonymous questionmann said...

Isn’t it strange that we have to keep talking about scandals such as the IRS and Fast and Factitious to keep things like the phoney George Zimmerman innocent verdict out of the news !!. If Republicans were good people once that verdict was determined by a rigged jury that’s what should have been investigated!
Bloggers such as this keep the wrong scandals in the headlines, the IRS scandal
Not these trumped up scandals, and the right people should be punished. The NSA "Scandal" is pretty overblown as well. And first off, it's nothing new and extends back to the Bush administration in it's present form.

But they aren't. As we already know,Benghazi is a dangerous place to have an embassy. It's not the first time a US embassy has been attacked and it likely won't be the last. We don't have the resources to ensure absolute safety to every US citizen in a foreign land. The administration response was appropriate. The US should not be in the business of occupying countries because of the actions of an unauthorized militia. To blame the President and Mrs. Clinton for it is just wrong!


Zimmerman's successful defense depended on getting jurors to focus on the fight that occurred just before he shot the 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin, and not on the events that preceded it. The lawyers established doubt about which man screamed for help, as well as other details of the confrontation — holes that invited an acquittal under Florida's laws. But the fact remains that Zimmerman, a neighborhood watch volunteer and cop wanna-be, instantly identified Trayvon Martin as a "(expletive) punk" who "looks like he's up to no good." The fact remains that Trayvon Martin was doing nothing wrong; he was returning from a snack run at a convenience store, heading for the house of his father's girlfriend. And the fact remains that had Zimmerman stayed in his truck, as advised by the police, Martin would be alive today.
Those facts — and the authorities' initial failure to charge Zimmerman — inflamed the black community. African Americans saw the case in a way that the jury of six women, five of them white and the other of uncertain ethnicity, probably couldn't. Despite all the nation's progress in burying its racist past, minorities are commonly stopped by authorities — or viewed by strangers as "up to no good" — for no other reason than the color of their skin.
Consider New York City's "stop and frisk" policy, which allows officers to search anyone they see as suspicious: In 2011, 87% of those stopped were minorities. Or the shooting of three black men who did nothing more than venture into a white New Orleans community days after Hurricane Katrina. Or try to find an African-American man who hasn't been stopped for "driving while black" or eyed suspiciously in a department store.

Yes, Trayvon Martin's story was UN-told. THAT IS THE INJUSTICE!

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see the so-called "questionmann" is back acting like an idiot as usual.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Questionmann...you are a long-winded BORE!

At least Troglman is entertaining.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous green rage monster said...

Questionman,

"...that verdict was determined by a rigged jury."

Rigged? Really? Prove it.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Anonymous, what makes you think Questionableman is acting? All the evidence indicates he/she/it actually IS an idiot.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Ogrrre said...

Anonymous, what makes you think Questionableman is acting? All the evidence indicates he/she/it actually IS an idiot.


That's a good point Ogrrre...in fact there are times that idiot Questionableman makes Troglaman - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - look intelligent by comparison which is amazing when you think about it considering Troglaman's extremely limited intellect.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous questionmann said...

The great Jeffrey Ball hits it out of the park taking down the racist, christophile, RepubliKKKlan, environmentally incorrect "Holiday" Valentines!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Troglaman. The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt"

Stinkwagon. The Clone of SpongeBob Squarepants.

3:45 AM  
Anonymous green rage monster said...


Looks like questionmann didn't get any valentines again this year. Blames "christophiles", Klan.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Anonymous said...

Drunk again...when the fuck are you going to sober up TrogTheTroll?

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think William Rivers Trog has pretty well trashed this thread....NEXT !!!

11:17 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Troglatwit didn't get anything either...no shock there.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous green rage monster said...

Troglaman, Elmer Fudd's illegitimate son.

"You wascally Wepublican!"

2:36 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You wascally Wepublican!"

This from a guy named "Green Rage Monster". Scary shit.

Well since PJinc hasn't thrown much chum lately, I figure it's time to introduce a new topic -

The Universal Cake Pan

Think about it. If someone could come up with a pan, one pan, that could make birthday cakes, spongue cakes, cup cakes, pancakes, angelfood cakes, crab cakes, short cake, baby cakes, etc.

Do I need to spell it out? We'd all be richer than God. We could call it The TroglaCake...Cake al la Trog...or simply The Trog.

Just throwing it out there,

2:53 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

February 22nd, not much happening in DUmmieland, I guess.

"One pan to rule them all, one pan to find them, one pan to bring them all and in the kitchen bind them."

You can't fool us troggy, your one pan is altogether evil.

6:19 PM  
Blogger Liberalmann said...

Click to make the inevitable reality!

3:36 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Assholemann said...

Click to make the inevitable reality!


How about we belt you upside the head with a two by four instead and call it even, you jackass.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

No, kat. I believe. The Universal Cake Pan will bring us all together. Who the fuck doesn't like cake?

There you go.

2:14 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Anonymous said...

Since TrogTheTroll finally sobered up, gotta admit he has a point - nobody doesn't like cake. Even people with diabetes like cake.

Problem is I don't a pan like that is possible. If it was, the folks at RONCO would have invented it by now.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Marie Antionutt said...

"Who the fuck doesn't like cake?"

Late 18th Century French peasants.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Liberalmann said...

Typical Country Club Republican.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberalmann = Questionmann?

They both appear equally stupid.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

I think "Liberalmann" could be a parody account...check out his blogger.com profile. There is no way anyone could deliberately be that stupid and obscene...except for Troglatwit, The Worthless Son of a Worthless Fucking Bastard.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's February 27th! Someone's not doing his job.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's February 27th! Someone's not doing his job.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's February 27th! Someone's not doing his job.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's March 1st!

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

March 3rd and all's quiet in DUmmieland.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

March 5th. Somebody has fallen down on the job.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

Republicans won't be happy unless we start world war 3. I'm tired of their lies! They need to be shot as traitors? Vote democrat 2014. Mitt Romney has always wanted war with Russia to line his deep pockets with. War is money for the fascist capitalists! And bonusly they get to kill brown people too! SPIT!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous green rage monster said...

Obama's upset, this Ukraine dustup may spoil his vacation plans.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss the Dummie Funnies.

Even the sight of kayinmaine's swiftly deteriorating sanity isn't enough.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up kay, maybe some other time.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Obama's upset, this Ukraine dustup may spoil his vacation plans." Raging Monster

Dust up? Vacation plans?

Where you from, boy? I reckon there's a bit of Texas-born magpie somewhere in the woodpile.

Either that or you're doing a super-fine Clint Eastwood impression.

Which is it?

Wait a minute. It's not Clint Eastwood...it's Sam Fucking Elliot!

"Obama's upset, this Ukraine dustup may spoil his vacation plans."

Can't you hear Sam Fucking Elliot saying that?

You wouldn't happen to be the REAL Sam Elliot, green raging scary monster...sir...I really love your shit...ok? Lebowski? Holy shit. And weren't you an aging astronaut or something? Loved it!

Hope you come back, Sa...er...I mean...super raging green monster. Great to hear from you!

3:18 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

1) Are you back on drugs troglaman?

2) And what's going on here, have the Dummies stopped being Funnie?

3) Obama has gone on vacation. He's either early for Spring break or late for Presidents' Day break, perhaps it's his Ides of March break.

4) It's R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And what's going on here, have the Dummies stopped being Funnie?" kat

No. PJinc has stopped pointing their sophomoric ways.

Worries me a little.

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the 39th day of Dummie Watch.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Liberalmann said...

Enough rascist reviZIONist history. Click and get the REAL TRUTH!

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Duncan Donuts said...

Such a sad decline...maybe it's time to shut things down.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dummie Funnies watch, day 44.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

46 days without a new thread. This site is DEAD

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like PJ is vacationing at Free Republic. Oh well, it was a good run.

DUmmmie FUnnies
in memoriam

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone turn off the lights and lock the doors.

3:37 PM  

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