Monday, October 07, 2013

"This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown


"And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12)

Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil Rethuglicans. And so King Obama has chosen to close public access to our National Parks and National Monuments. This may backfire in his face, but Boy President is throwing a little temper tantrum, and he wants ordinary Americans to suffer.

The DUmmies are down with what Our President is doing, as per usual. They too want to blame the Rethugs, and they don't care who it inconveniences--as long as they themselves are not inconvenienced. Just witness this THREAD, "Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?"

But before we get to the DUmmies, it's time to have King Obama sing us a song! Click the music link and sing along:

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND
Tune: "This Land Is Your Land"
As sung by King Obama

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go driving an interstate highway
And see an orange cone, you'll do it my way
You will obey me and not go forward
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

You'll want to travel and go to Mount Rushmore
But at Rapid City, you won't go much more
Guards will surround you, their voices sounding:
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you oppose me, I'll make you suffer
Come near memorials, I'll put up a buffer
I am Obama, I am your land lord
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go looking, you'll see a sign there
And on the sign it says:  "There's No Trespassing"
And on the other side:  "No Looking or Nothing!"
Both sides were made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

At the Redwood Forest, in the land of the Canyons
By the Gulfstream Waters, you'll see my minions
As they stand there guarding, you'll stand there wond'ring:
Is this land safe for me to see?

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

No one can stop me, my mind is made up
As I go putting my Barrycades up
Nobody living can make me give your land back
This land's not made for you to see

New voices:

But King Obama, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

This land ain't your land, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

So with that, let us now go to the DUmmies. Fortunately for us, DUmmieland National Park is NOT closed. Their comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:

Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?

[Just because you can get in doesn't mean you'll get out.]

I mean, will they block off the roads?

[Yes. It's all for your safety, though. Lord Obama will protect you from those eeevil Rethuglicans who are to blame for everything bad in the world.]

Thinking of taking a drive to Bryce Canyon this weekend. . . .

[Bryce yourself for a shock.]

Trailheads are always open. . . .

[The feds need their target practice.]

No: Day use visitors will be instructed to leave the park immediately as part of Phase 1 closures.

[Phasers will be set on "Stun."]

we are not permitted to be there. . . .

[King Obama says so. But one day, perhaps, Dear Leader will be gracious and let us back in.]

gates will be closed and people arriving turned away. If you're already there, you get 48 hours to leave.

[Or 24 business hours, whichever comes first.]

I do wonder if they're going to scour the backcountry as well. . . .

[Release the hounds!]

What about roads through parks?

[Landmines.]

The Arizona memorial in Pearl Harbor is closed. . . .

[By a dolt who will live in infamy.]

Yellowstone is blocked. . . .

[And Yogi Bear has been evicted from Jellystone.]

Mt. Rushmore is closed.

[This poor woman tried to get in, and they chased her halfway up to the mountain:]


Here in Philly, people are still walking past Hall and the Bell, but can't get in.

[Philadelphia Freedom.]

What You Can and Can't Do During the Government Shutdown

[What you can do: Blame Rethuglicans. What you can't do: Criticize Dear Leader.]

Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! You know, the Hope and Change Mental Rehabilitation Centers are still OPEN.]

Anyone near Rocky Mountain National Park?

[Not anymore!]

some of the longer trails in Bryce begin outside the park entrance...I wonder if people would be found getting in that way...and I wonder how well staffed the place is to be able to patrol that.

[Well staffed. Don't try it. There is no staff to keep the park open. All of the staff is being used to keep people out. Go figure.]

You can go in, but if you fall and break your ankle, it'll be a long, lonely crawl.

[And if a ranger finds you, he'll kneecap you, just to teach you a lesson.]

Nonsense. I'm sure there would be a wolf or bear to stave off the loneliness.

[WEAR THE BEAR!]

Parks Closed, Moose out front should have told you.

 
"No you can't!"

Avert you eyes, no unauthorized wildlife viewing allowed !

[And then there was this guy, who tried to get a glimpse of Mount Rushmore:]


"I TOLD you: Do NOT look at the mountain!"

28 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I bet if The One took a .10-guage shotgun and blew a reporter's head off on national TV, the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats would find an excuse for it and continue to worship The Obamassiah.

1:52 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Hey, if Ear Leader blew a reporter's head off, I'd be all for it. Maybe, just maybe, then the press would wake up and do their f*****g jobs and expose the commie Kenyan for what he is. But, most likely, they'd be like Troglaslut and questionablething and make excuses for Sir Golfsalot. Either way, we'd be down one waste of oxygen, so there is no way we could lose on the situation.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Obama's going after the softest targets, the elderly veterans, tourists far from home and now soldiers killed in action.

The mask is off and the scumbag is revealed. A petty, vindictive scumbag.

BTW: the officer's club at Andrews AFB remains open so dickhead can get in the occasional round of golf.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Who initiated the government shutdown?

This is unbelievable. Your bitching and whining about the things that you caused, you stupid slugs. Let's remember that a week ago it was about repealing, gutting, or postponing Obamacare.

Not now. No. Now it's about Obama closing National fucking parks. Obama didn't close the parks, you did. What the hell is wrong with you stupid jerkoffs?

My 401 is beginning to tank, again. If we default, I'll most likely lose 35 to 50 percent. My business is close to taking a $139,000 hit (a month!) if the government doesn't open it's doors...and there's no doubt in my mind who's responsible. No doubt. Read the polls. I'm not alone.

You fuckers did this to me in 2008. My investments were chopped in half. And now you want to do it again. Hate America much, brave patriots?

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman The Guttersnipe said...

Who initiated the government shutdown?


Your personal god, The Obamassiah and his sick perverted minion, Hapless Harry Reid.

Troglaman The Guttersnipe said....

This is unbelievable. Your bitching and whining about the things that you caused, you stupid slugs. Let's remember that a week ago it was about repealing, gutting, or postponing Obamacare.


Bull...this is caused by your ilk, Guttersnipe. Want to know who's responsible, look in the mirror.

Besides your personal god, The Obamassiah, and his bastard minion Reid, are doing exactly what you voted them in to do - so why are you bitching you idiot?


Troglaman The Guttersnipe said....

"Not now. No. Now it's about Obama closing National fucking parks. Obama didn't close the parks, you did. What the hell is wrong with you stupid jerkoffs?"


Stop chugging EVERCLEAR, Guttersnipe - The Obamassiah did close the parks, if you had a clue you'd know that. And again, why the hell are you upset you idiot? The Obamassiah is doing EXACTLY what you elected him to do so why are you upset?

Troglaman The Guttersnipe said....

"My 401 is beginning to tank, again. If we default, I'll most likely lose 35 to 50 percent. My business is close to taking a $139,000 hit (a month!) if the government doesn't open it's doors...and there's no doubt in my mind who's responsible. No doubt. Read the polls. I'm not alone."


Now I think you're lying like a rug. You REALLY expect ANYONE to believe that someone as deliberately stupid and ignorant as you are not only has their own business but you also have a 401K? Sorry but I ain't buying that one.

But just in case you really DO have both of those things, why are you so damn upset? You voted in The Obamassiah and the "Democrats" so they could destroy the private sector economy and ruin anyone who had a 401K because "the rich" had ripped people off. Gotta admit, they are doing a bang-up on both fronts, so they're doing EXACTLY what you voted them in to do. So stop your bitches and start cheering - you're getting EXACTLY what you voted for, Guttersnipe.

And there WILL NOT be a default even if the debt limit is not raised (and it shouldn't be raised) unless your personal god, The Obamassiah, orders it to happen. And if he does that, he'll be impeached.


Troglaman The Guttersnipe said....

"You fuckers did this to me in 2008. My investments were chopped in half. And now you want to do it again. Hate America much, brave patriots?"


You did it to yourself, Guttersnipe, when you voted the "Democrats" in to power. You don't like it, well, too damn bad because you're getting EXACTLY what you voted for.

I hope you lose your ass, you have that fate coming in spades, you stupid jackwagon. How dare you come here and bitch and howl when you're getting EVERYTHING you voted for? Own it and love it you jackass - SCREW.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Troggytroll - you got a BUSINESS??? AND you voted in guys who hate you and are surprised they're fucking you blind?

Sucks to be you doesn't it?

And by the way, everyone knows you're paying the ObamaCare for your employees and haven't put any of them on part time or thrown them into exchanges right?

And if you really want to fix things they way you want, just get the Dems in charge of everything like they were in 2009, and they'll do just what they planned - they'll just take your 401K and then you won't have to worry about losing money in it anymore. Won't that be swell?

Fucking dumbass.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hostage takers, extortionists, terrorists (x3), saboteurs, anarchists, squealing political pigs, hostage takers, arsonists, and murderers. These are the names the republicans are called (see below) by the party that claims to be the rational ones that want to negotiate. But haven't.

“You cannot negotiate when they take hostages and when they extort, period.”
- Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.)

“What we’re not for is negotiating with people who have a bomb strapped to their chest”
-Senior WH Adviser Dan Pfeiffer

“They refuse to pass a budget unless I let them sabotage Obamacare, something they know is not going to happen.”
-President Barack Obama

“…the anarchists have taken over. They’ve taken over the House, now they’re here in the Senate.”
-Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.)

“We need to act like adults not like squealing political pigs”
-Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.)

“Or we can finally call these people what McConnell once gleefully acknowledged they are: hostage takers, unrepresentative of the once-proud Republican Party and unfit to govern the greatest nation on Earth.”
-Former Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau

Summing up bargaining by Tea Party Republicans as “if you don’t accept what we demand, we’re going to blow up the place.”
-Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.)

“I call them ‘legislative arsonists.’ They’re there to burn down what we should be building up in terms of investments and education and scientific research, and all that it is that makes our country great and competitive.”
-House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)

“The only phrase that describes it is political terrorism.”
Former Vice President Al Gore (D)

“That’s a scandal — those people are guilty of murder in my opinion.”
- Sen. Angus King (I-Maine)

The House of Representatives has passed a multitude of bills including one to fund children's cancer research at the National Institutes for Health. When Harry Reid was asked if he would pass that bill he replied: "Why would I want to do that?"

These bitter old foul mouthed obstructionists are the cause of this 17% slowdown in government operations. Some will panic and blame Republicans for their problems. That's what the media and Democrats tell them to do. But then they have a long history of dutifully following orders from their betters.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Sorry troglaman but Obama did close the national parks, just like he chose to close the WWII (and Vietnam and Korea)monuments. It was his choice, he made it, he didn't ask for input from the Rethugligans. The whole idea behind the closings was to inflict the maximum pain on the citizens of the U.S.

Don't worry about your business losses, the market for medical marijuana is bullish.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous wolley segap said...

Latest news is that Park Service employees have removed the handles from drinking fountains along hiking trails in some national parks.

I blame Bush. Oh, wait...

2:49 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey Troggytroll - you got a BUSINESS??? AND you voted in guys who hate you and are surprised they're fucking you blind?" troglanon

I can assure you I didn't vote for the idiots that brought this on.

You did, you moron. And you're right, they're fucking you blind.

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman the Guttersnipe whined...

"Hey Troggytroll - you got a BUSINESS??? AND you voted in guys who hate you and are surprised they're fucking you blind?" troglanon

I can assure you I didn't vote for the idiots that brought this on.


You're a liar, Guttersnipe. I'm betting you voted a straight "Democrat" Party ticket. And they are the ones responsible for the partial government shutdown.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The stupidity of the Troglaman seems to grow with time. It is evident it does not understand it is continually taking actions to screw itself blind while blaming it on someone else and then do the exact same thing over and over. The Troglaman is not only stupid, it is insane.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The Troglaman is not only stupid, it is insane." Phantom Stranger

Do you support shutting down the government?

Yes or no. We'll see who's insane unless you pussy out.

11:25 PM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The Troglaman does not understand a government shutdown. It doesn't realize the government is not shut down. Agencies are. The Troglaman is trying a "straw dog" routine and it is also setting a false premise.

No one, including myself, wants to see several government agencies deactivated due to lack of funds. The President and the Senate Majority Leader do in order to finish the job of destroying the current health care system and forcing a government operated system similar to other nations where medical advances are limited as is access, reliability and quality of service. The Troglaman is strongly implying it too wants the current system destroyed and replaced with a method that will be greatly inferior.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Who initiated the government shutdown, Phantom?

Rather than going into some magical explanation about why Obamacare is evil, why not explain the fact that it's been passed by both houses of congress and upheld by the Supreme Court. It's law.

Your expectation that you can negotiate dismantling Obamacare is ridiculous. And you insinuate you're doing everyone a favor by trying.

You're not. Go fuck yourself.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The Troglaman screamed...

"Who initiated the government shutdown, Phantom?"


How sadly impressive of The Troglaman to be incapable of understanding that's its question was answered if it had the capability of comprehending what it saw.

The Troglaman screamed...

"Rather than going into some magical explanation about why Obamacare is evil, why not explain the fact that it's been passed by both houses of congress and upheld by the Supreme Court. It's law."


The Troglaman is also a racist humanoid as by this twisted claim it supports re-instatement of the Fugitive Slave Act which was also passed by both houses of Congress and upheld by the Supreme Court.

The Troglaman screamed...

"Your expectation that you can negotiate dismantling Obamacare is ridiculous. And you insinuate you're doing everyone a favor by trying.

You're not...."


The Troglaman is again refusing or incapable of processing reality. It refuses or is unable to understand there is no negotiation to dismantle the effort to destroy the health care system. Either the effort will be stopped or a catastrophe will occur. That is fact and not open to negotiation. Stopping the destruction of the best health care system on the planet is not doing everyone a favor it is a requirement for preventing a disaster.

The Troglaman is simply incapable of coherent conversation as it cannot or will not comprehend or attempt to face reality which renders communication with it almost totally impossible as it only can respond with rage and hate due to a frighteningly low level of comprehension by The Troglaman.

2:31 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Stopping the destruction of the best health care system on the planet is not doing everyone a favor it is a requirement for preventing a disaster." Phantom

Great. You're all in. Shutting everything down. Going into default. Agree to dismantle Obamacare or we will tank everything. Do I have that right?

Are you seriously demanding that Obamacare become dismantled or else the government will continue to be closed? Then default?

That's how far you're willing to go? Even if the majority of America disagrees? Even if both houses and the Supreme Court disagree?

Yes you are willing to go that far!!!! In fact, you think it's your duty to fuck everything up as badly as you can unless you get what you want.

Keep it up. Really. You're on your way to winning the hearts and minds of us all. On the other hand, you could be coming off like enormous pricks.

My money's on 'enormous pricks'.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think troglaman is most likely a parody account. Clone of Troglaman is probably behind it. They sound too similar for there to be any other explanation.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"My money's is on 'enormous pricks'"

Yours and your inner homo's money, I expect.

Hey troggy, have you tried Healthcare.gov recently?
Obama Care will flop based on its own unworkability, not through our efforts.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

The Troglaman continues to ignore reality. It cannot and will not accept fact.

Moody's has stated the following:

The debt limit restricts government expenditures to the amount of its incoming revenues; it does not prohibit the government from servicing its debt. There is no direct connection between the debt limit (actually the exhaustion of the Treasury’s extraordinary measures to raise funds) and a default.

The Troglaman won't accept that as it is mentally deficient and deranged. It continues to claim the Federal Government is shut down when that is not accurate. It lies when it says the majority of the nation wants to see the health care system pulverized and the economy destroyed by the acts of fools and madmen.

The Troglaman is dangerously insane and it is a menace to society.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman The Guttersnipe hates his clone because unlike him, it is honest, coherent, and understand and comprehends English.

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Clone of Troglaman said...

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

Me love my god Obama because him screw GOP.

You am all screwed because ObamaCare am faultless and brilliant and everyone love it.

Me not care if 401K am seized by government because me love government taking care of I.

Me hate all who oppose my god, Obama. Him are as brilliant as me am. If you not do what him want, you am racist Republican.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

10:22 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Ain't no way Troglafuck grosses nearly $1.5 million a year, not with his drug-stunted brain. I say he's lying like a rug.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Ain't no way Troglafuck grosses nearly $1.5 million a year, not with his drug-stunted brain. I say he's lying like a rug." tummy

Did I say I grossed $1.5 million a year?

My business is apartments. Over 400 units. I am an accounts manager. My business is 15 miles away from JBML. One third of our residents are Army and Air Force. A civilian-run department direct-deposits their rent. This department has been shut down. My business will lose $139,000.00 next month if this department continues to be shut down. Activated National Guard have been deactivated and sent home. This is easily provable.

Still think I'm making shit up, tummy?

Bite me.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troglatroll - "My business is close to taking a $139,000 hit (a month!) if the government doesn't open it's doors....."

Simple math - $139,000 a month over a year is $1,688,000.

Troglatroll - "Did I say I grossed $1.5 million a year?"

Why yes...yes you did you jackass.

How the hell a fucking brain dead idiot like you could ever have such a set up is amazing. How could anyone stand renting from a vicious hate-filled jackass like you? And how the hell do you keep such a place livable when you don't fucking understand English and do not even understand what you say or even know simple mathematics???

You have to be the luckiest stupid fucking idiot on the planet.

SCREW.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBML? LSMFT? LGBT? SPQR? WTF?

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBML?
Junior Bowling Machine League?

LSMFT?
Lucky Strikes Mean Fine Tobacco

LGBT?
Lochness Gigantor Bigfoot Tinman?

SPQR?
Senate and People are Rome?

WTF?
For The Win (backwards)

How'd I do?

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You did good.

8:15 PM  

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