MIC Check! DUmmies Fall In Love With Another Abbreviation

The DUmmies have always had a deep romance with obscure abbreviations. Why? Because it makes them seem like experts on various subjects when they're not. Want to sound like Know-it-all Nadin? Just spout 9-11 conspiracy abbreviation such as LIHOP or MIHOP. Another such abbreviation they used to push was PNAC. And now we have MIC. Yes, during the past week "MIC" has popped up in numerous DUmmie threads including these titles, Why did the MIC instruct Obama to seek Congressional authorization for an attack?, Syria isn't about money or corporations or the MIC, I LOVE Watching MIC Presstitutes Get SMACKED DOWN By A Real Journalist, and President Obama is NOT a tool of the banks/MIC, a liar or a murderous warmonger among others. So what is MIC? I looked it up on an abbreviations website and the closest I could figure was "Multinational Interoperability Council" but that wasn't it. In fact, I would wager most DUmmies posting in the MIC threads as well as tossing "MIC" around also had no idea of what it meant. However, after some investigation I found the Rosetta Stone DUmmie thread, We need to begin dismantling the MIC as soon as possible, which revealed that MIC stood for Military Industrial Complex. Strange because if that was the full term for MIC, then the abbreviation page would have listed it. In fact, when have you ever seen Military Industrial Complex abbreviated as "MIC?" So far pretty much in DUmmieland where they love to impress each other with phony insider knowledge of abbreviations. So let us now watch the DUmmies attempt to impress each other with a new abbreviation in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, applying the abbreviation BS to the DUmmie discourse, is in the [brackets]:

Why did the MIC instruct Obama to seek Congressional authorization for an attack?

[When MIC decided that Obama was their Temporary SockPuppet.]

Even a tool of the MIC has to obey the constitution

[MIC? Somehow that sounds vaguely racist against Irish folks.]

If it is approved by Congress, and goes badly, then the MIC was just following orders.

[Before one can be absorbed by the BORG, he must be processed by the MIC.]

DU has been awash in accusations that Obama is just like Bush/Cheney and that he's completely in the thrall of the MIC. I'm just trying to figure out why the omnipotent machinery of the MIC allowed Obama to detour the eager run-up to war.

[Maybe Obama figures he will get a MIC check to support his never ending campaign even though it has officially ended.]

Either there IS NO MIC, or Obama is the HEAD of the MIC

[Silly me. I thought he was being controlled by SKYNET.]

Maybe Big Oil trumped the MIC in this case

[Shame on you for not being properly obscure by saying "BO."]

Syria isn't about money or corporations or the MIC. It's pure, naked, unvarnished American Presidential Dick-Swinging. Reagan did it, Clinton did it, both Bushes did it. It is bipartisan.

[Are you saying that Obama has a tiny MIC?]

I think the MIC has been pushing for this outcome for a while.

[Spike the MIC!]

I am so f*cking sick of bullshit excuses like "TPTB," the "MIC," or the "PNAC" being used to obscure the fact that the President is the one who makes the goddamn f*cking decision to attack. The POTUS. President Barack Hussein Obama. Not some bullshit construct like the "MIC."

[No, no. The President is helpless before the all powerful OZ, I mean MIC.]

He makes the decision but he is heavily influenced by the MIC. I honestly don't think Obama makes that red line comment if he wasn't pressured by the MIC lobbyists.

[Can you recommend a good MIC restaurant? I don't care for the menus at LIHOP or MIHOP but IHOP does serve great breakfasts.]

The "MIC" is a horseshit construct used when someone doesn't have the balls to put blame where it belongs.

[MIC was dreamed up so the DUmmies could sound like foreign policy experts and sit at the same table with the grownups. However, if you said "MIC" to Henry Kissinger, I doubt he would even know what you were talking about.]