DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate!

Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Jim DeMint:

Republican diversity, Democrat nightmare

First of all, let me say right off the bat: I do not want to do a whole DUFU on the DUmmies' demand for gun control. Not that there's any lack of material. All of DUmmieland, 90+% of the threads right now--this is ALL they're talking about. Here are some typical, actual thread titles: "F*** the 2nd Amendment!!!" "F*** THE NRA!" "Nobody needs to own a gun. NOBODY." "To the 2nd amendment extremists - you have the blood of children on your hands." "If there are bigger pussies in the world than gun nuts, I don’t know who the f*** they are." "Obama is not going to take your guns away. We are."

That's what's going on in DUmmieland right now. I kid you not. But seeing as how this is the DUmmie FUNNIES, the first rule of the DUFU is, it's got to be funny. And I didn't think that would be. All it would be is . . . DUmmie: "We're outraged! Children died! F*** you gun nuts! We're gonna take your guns away!" FReeper: "Oh yeah? Come and try!" Et cetera, et cetera. Meh.

BTW, I do think that gun control would have helped in the Connecticut situation: Mrs. Lanza should have controlled her guns better, kept them locked up away from her disturbed son. Ultimately, what might have helped was more son control.

But let's turn the page and move on to politics more suited for satire. And that came today in the news that South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley is naming Rep. Tim Scott to be the replacement for outgoing Sen. Jim DeMint. So now here we have a minority woman governor naming a minority man--a black man--to replace an evil white oppressor. Tim Scott will be the ONLY African-American in the United States Senate! So the DUmmies are jumping for joy, applauding the Republicans for their enlightened approach, yes? No no no no no. What we learn from several threads today is this: The racist DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate!

We start with this THREAD, "Haley to name Tim Scott to Senate Seat (SC)," and take it from there. So let us now dodge the verbal bullets flying around DUmmieland and go watch a high-tech lynching, in Racist Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, more in favor of government control than gun control, is in the [brackets]:

Haley to name Tim Scott to Senate Seat (SC)

[Huh? Wha--?? I thought it was going to be Stephen Colbert! Weren't there polls? Shouldn't she have to follow a poll?]

Colbert should run in 2014

[South Carolina is not Minnesota. The Franken factor may not work there.]

I don't think he's as crazy as Alan West.

[Now why would you compare Tim Scott to Allen West? Scott is not replacing West; he's replacing DeMint. But let's see, why would you do that? Tim Scott . . . Allen West . . . what could it be? Oh, I don't know, could it be . . . RACISM??]

On the plus side, I am glad there will be at least 1 black senator, even if he's on the wrong side. Too bad Patrick has basically ruled out running for Kerry's seat.

[Maybe Deval Patrick will name William Rivers Pitt to take Kerry's seat. Hey, it could happen.]

It's crazy that even though Obama got over 70% of the Latino vote, the 2 Latino who have been mentioned as future presidential candidates are both Republican.

[It's racism, that's what it is. Democrats are racists.]

He's not only a Republican, he's also a Tea Bagger like Demint.

[He's just another Deminted Republican.]

he could be purple with yellow dots, and it still wouldn't be a plus!!!

[This DUmmie is an Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow-Polka-Dot Bigot-Meanie. And a Purple-People Hater too.]

A raving wingnut is a raving wingnut. . . .

[A racist Democrat is a racist Democrat.]

this jerk is a food-stamps-denier, a Labor punisher, an "impeachment" a-hole, an earmarks hypocrite, one of those Gawd-talkers-to. . . .

[Sound good to me.]

Can someone say Tokenism?

[Can someone say Tolkienism? Here is a DUmmie reacting to the news . . .]

"Nasty, tricksy Rethugses! We hates them!!"

I don't want to be on the side of defending any republicans, but calling someone a token seems to cross the line of good taste. I think we can find ample reasons to criticize this guy without involving race.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is in bad taste for an African American to align themselves with the modern GOP.

[This pasty-white liberal Democrat DUmmie is telling black people what they can and cannot do. Nice.]

Is a Democratic pick-up in South Carolina possible with this guy running for reelection?

[Yes! You just need to run THIS man in 2014 . . .]













[It's not easy being Greene.]

 

They can trot out one Uncle Tom after another, it's not going to fool anybody for a second.

 

[The DUmmies think Rep. Scott is an Uncle Tim. So you're saying he's a "cornball brother," like RG3?]

 

Meet Sen. Tim Scott: The Tea Party Lawmaker Who Wanted To Impeach President Obama And Kick Kids Off Food Stamps

 

[So what's not to like?]

 

Sounds like he should replace De Mint just fine. "Get your scorecard - can't tell the assholes without a scorecard"

 

I can't believe he's the only AA Senator.

 

[Asshole-American?]

 

A Chick-fil-A franchise owner took him on as a protégé and schooled him in conservative principles.

 

 

Oh f***.. the only AA Senator who happens to be a brainwashed idiot.

 

[Admit it: You DUmmies can't STAND having a black man in the Senate!]

 

Just like Clarence Thomas is the only AA Supreme Court Justice.

 

[Just goes to show you: Democrats are racists.]

 

Thank Goodness we have Pres Obama who actually represents everybody.

 

[Yeah, you only voted for Obama because he's half white.]

 

Nikki Haley Appoints a Crackpot to Replace another Crackpot

 

[Nikki Haley and the Crackpots will now perform "Repuke around the Kook."]

 

Scott . . . sounded a decidedly conservative tone. "We have a spending problem, ladies and gentlemen, in America. Not a revenue problem," he said.

 

[Hey, I'm beginning to like this guy! And here I am, a racist Rethuglican! Imagine that!]

 

Can any of these people actually think for themselves?

 

[Irony Alert! Irony Alert!]

 

Congress was short an Uncle Ruckus after Allen West was thrown out.

 

[A DUmmie gets in touch with his Inner Racist.]

 

Allen West Part Deux.

 

[Inner Racist Part DU.]

 

Crackpot Appoints Crackpot to Replace Crackpot

 

[South Carolina has legalized crackpot, I don't know if you knew that.]

 

If anybody on the left criticizes Scott for any reason expect the Republicans to start playing the race card and indignantly accusing us of racism. . . .

 

[Hee! Hee! It cuts both ways, doesn't it? So MAYBE, just MAYBE, it's possible that some us of Rethuglicans happen to oppose Obama, NOT because of his race, but because of his POLITICS?? Hmmm???]

 

at least he will be a low-ranking new crackpot..and only for 2 years..and then he will lose. . . .

 

[To whom? Stephen Colbert? Alvin Greene? Fritz Hollings will be only 92 by then, maybe they can bring him out of retirement.]

 

god, there's no end to these f***ing crazy republicans....no end. so sick of teaf***ers.

 

[Especially BLACK teaf***ers. Yes, you racist DUmmies just can't STAND having a black man in the Senate! Admit it!]