Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Pied Piper Pitt Posts Presidential Poll Panic


As recently as yesterday the DUmmies were high-fiving each other over outdated poll results. Today, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT broke that jubilant "Freudenschade" mood by posting the "awful" truth from the latest polling: The latest battleground state and national polls are in. Yes, Will, the latest poll results are in and now the DUmmies are in a state of hilarious panic. Of course, Will himself comes in for a lot of abuse for even daring to post the poll results. So let us now watch the DUmmies drop their Freudenschade victory champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, placing an order for L-pill futures, is in the [barackets]:

View profile The latest battleground state and national polls are in 

[No, no! We want to remain in the Fantasyland of outdated poll results!]

The latest polls from the battleground states: 

Colorado: Romney 50%, Obama 46% (American Research Group) 

[Ouch!]

Ohio: Romney 48%, Obama 47% (American Research Group) 

[Ouch!]

Pennsylvania: Obama 43%, Romney 40% (Siena) 

[Ouch!]

The most recent national polls: 

DailyKos/Public Policy Polling: Romney 49%, Obama 47% 

[What? Even the KOmmies are showing Romney leading? I WANT MY L-PILL NOW!!!]

An entire Summer and early Fall's worth of gains have been all but wiped out. 

[Yeah, too bad you were lying on your couch that whole time while the Boston OWS protests were going on just a few blocks away from you. And now to the panicked DUmmies...]

Months of Romney blunders reversed by one night. Pathetic. Sometimes I hate this stupid country. 

[Only sometimes?]

I haven't heard much lately about what the President has done to save our economy? I forgot what he did?? 

[Presented a shovel ready manure project.]

I would agree with you, but the president did not really defend his record. I hope the people use their brains my friend. 

[In that case, Obama loses even more ground.]

All I've heard about is Big Bird. 

[That's the ticket! Base your ENTIRE campaign on Big Bird being laid off like millions of others.]

Agreed. And if Biden blows it on Thursday. we're gonna be in a world of hurt. I'm not sure I can bear to watch... 

[Good news! If you buy one L-pill right now from just $19.99, you get a second one ABSOUTELY FREE!!! ...Not that you'll need it.]

Poor Biden...the expectations being put on him are enormous .... 

[I've got a bottle of bartered Grey Goose that will ease him up...a lot.]

Reality sucks. 

[Pitt posts the obvious.]

I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is? 

[Maybe they want to avoid DUmmie hubris so as not to invoke the wrath of the Gloat Gods.]

The FIX is on. That is MY take living in a "battleground" state. 

[And we alread "FIXed" your Diebold machine. Hee! Hee!]

And we really think people give a shit about Big Bird when they can't put food on the table and the Middle East is in meltdown mode? 

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I guess I missed the Big Bird Bounce 

[I remember Obama often flipping the Big Bird.]

At what point is WillPitt's increasing negativism simply an "I told you so" by WillPitt, with no other seeming purpose whatsoever. With this particular post, that seems to be what's going on. It's clearly not merely an information point, in any case. 

[Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006! I told you so!!!]

BTW, I notice you left one poll out -- the one from SurveyUSA showing us up by a point in Ohio. 

[A DUmmie grasping for polling straws.]

Nobody is in more danger Than the person who gets between WillPitt and a speculative thesis. That's been well known for years. That it is cashing out in this bizarre way is what's really surprising. He has to have been correct. That's a must. All else falls by the wayside. Scary. 

[Hey, WillPitt was absolutely correct about a certain indictment on May 12, 2006, wasn't he?]

I think it is time for me to stick my head in the sand..or throw up. 

[Try both.]

I'm going back to hating this country 

[Is that you, Moochell?]

This post really depresses me and I'm not sure exactly why. Maybe it's that I was looking forward to a 1964-style landslide for Obama and I may be disappointed or even devastated at what actually transpires. But I think it's also that, even if we grant that your post-debate numbers are legit, your OP offers no suggestions for how to reverse matters. And it's very late in the game now. What do you suggest we DO at this point? Or are you implying that the race is already over and Obama should start packing his bags? I don't get it. 

[I suggest you eat a large pepperoni and tranquillizer pizza so you can wake up on the other side of the election. It will be so much less painful that way.]

28 Comments:

Anonymous KayInMaine said...

FUCK YOU NAZIS! YOUR REALLY RATHER HAVE A GIMP THAN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SCRUMTIOUS WOMEN IN THE WORLD AS FIRST LADY!

FUCK YOU NEOCONS! *SPIT*

1:21 PM  
Blogger tsiya said...

OOOH, someone in Maine is in pain!

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kay in maine is mainely just insane

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The explosion of Key's head after Obama goes down in flames in November will be completely epic!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

You'll have to forgive Kay, she's just a little bit shy.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Liptonius said...

Aaaaand thank you Kayinmaine for your scintillating observations! Let's have a BIG hand for the Looney Left as they humiliate themselves publicly yet again!

Seriously, folks. While the polls are turning upward, a point here, two there is statistical 'noise'.

Just like the jobless news going to 7.8 or whatever.

It's an excellent trend, and with the Ryan/Biden debate all but sure to bring some further joy to the electorate, it is probably prudent to maintain a little decorum, raise a glass quietly, and smile pleasantly at the squealing entitlement crew that is writhing in self-produced agony.

After all, a pleasant smile and a quiet joy will go a looooong way in torturing these frenetic losers.

And they will lose. America is awakening to the possibilities of recovery, and Obama is not the man to lead it.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think poor Kay has a lobster up her ass.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"After all, a pleasant smile and a quiet joy will go a looooong way in torturing these frenetic losers." Liptonius

Liptonius is advocating a "pleasent smile" as would be expected from anyone naming themselves "Liptonius" (Latin for liposuction and/or bovine collagen injections...who knows? The translation's tricky).

Your randian idiocy does not escape me, my mighty quiet smiling seether with perfect lips. Especially your joy at the thought of my torture. In fact, my torture fuels your pleasant smile and quiet joy, you fucking psycho. Why? Because if I wasn't being tortured, you wouldn't be smiling pleasantly and experiencing quiet joy. That's why.

Seems to me there's been uptick in shrugging lately...if you know what I mean. It's a good word. It's what a randian workhorse does. They say shit like, "After all, a pleasant smile and a quiet joy will go a looooong way in torturing these frenetic losers."

Thank you, Dr. Evil. Or is it John Galt? Neither, my friends.

It's Liptonius.

1:59 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

It's Liptonius. He's shrugging.

See what I mean?

2:10 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

jarhead's a shrugger too.

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Yes, it's another Troglatard Triple-Postâ„¢!!!

5:42 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

KayInMaine said...
FUCK YOU NAZIS! YOUR REALLY RATHER HAVE A GIMP THAN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SCRUMTIOUS WOMEN IN THE WORLD AS FIRST LADY!

FUCK YOU NEOCONS! *SPIT*


Ohhh, wittle Kay got her wittle pannies in a bunch. Bless her heart. She needs a hug.

hahahahahahaha LOLZ!!1!

8:51 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Unlike Liptonius, "Troglaman" is latin folklure about a small creature resembling a tiny parasitic tree frog that usually takes up residence in the cornholes of Salvadorian hookers.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

BTW, I notice you left one poll out -- the one from SurveyUSA showing us up by a point in Ohio.

Oh yeah, and don't forget the poll conducted by CAIR in the innercity Chicago area. That one shows Barry leading by 99 points. Or the poll conducted by the Black Panthers of all its members. That one shows a 100 point margin. See, we're winning.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree Kaye, Barry would make a scrumptious first lady. Much better than the one we have now.

9:51 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

troglaman said...
jarhead's a shrugger too.

2:15 AM


No Gramps, I am a marksman.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck said...

"In fact, my torture fuels your pleasant smile and quiet joy, you fucking psycho. Why? Because if I wasn't being tortured, you wouldn't be smiling pleasantly and experiencing quiet joy. That's why."


Fucking right, Troglafuck, you worthless racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

FOAD Troglafuck you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Go fuck yourself, KayInMaine Clone, you sorry worthless publicity whore.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"No Gramps, I am a marksman." jarhead

As opposed to a shrugger? It's entirely possible to do both. You can be BOTH a war-crazed psychopath AND a randian nutcase. No fucking problem.

How 'bout this? Instead of being known as a shrugger and/or a marksman, you hold the unique title of 'shrugman'. You aim your shrugs (while quietly smiling) with surgical precision.

Seems fair to me.

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt still thinks he makes sense and wins arguments by being a jackass.

Pathetic.

I am truly looking forward to watching his world crumble next month and finally have to face reality.

2:33 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

EAT MY PINK MEAT NAZI RIGHTURDS!

*SPIT*

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EAT MY PINK MEAT NAZI RIGHTURDS!

*SPIT*

pink meat? you mean that crusty puss festering STD carrying orifice? gross!

I don't think a starved dog would touch that if you smeared peanut butter all over.

7:10 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

KayInMaine said...
EAT MY PINK MEAT NAZI RIGHTURDS!

*SPIT*

5:55 AM


Well, that did it. Shut this site down. We're all converting to democrat now after that scathing rebuttal from this 15 year old troll.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Go fuck yourself, KayInMaine Clone, you sorry worthless publicity whore.

Better yet, go fuck Troglafuck - you two scum are made for each other.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"KayInMaine said...
EAT MY PINK MEAT NAZI RIGHTURDS!"


Apparantly Thursday morning is "internet time" at the Maine Asylum for the stupidly insane....

8:28 PM  
Anonymous skully said...

Actually Kay is just upset because she scared her dildo limp again.

2:21 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

skully said...
Actually Kay is just upset because she scared her dildo limp again.

Whaturyou, kiddin? That somebitch ain't going limp. That fucker is solid steel about the size of a thermos in a kids lunchbox with spikes attached to a 15hp Briggs&Stratton. It would take some major funk to derail that thing.

9:00 AM  

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