Tuesday, October 23, 2012

All Out DUmmie Panic Attack to Commence this Weekend


I think we can now pinpoint when the full scale no holds barred DUmmie panic attack begins. It will be this weekend. How do I know? Because right now the DUmmies were shaken up by the latest Rasmussen poll showing Romney up by 50 to 46 which also closely matches the Gallup poll results. So why this weekend? Because the nervous DUmmies are holding out the hope that somehow Obama with his Sling Blade Stare during last night's debate can turn it all around as you can see in this THREAD, "Rasmussen." When the poll results are released this Sunday and no major change is shown, that is when the FUn begins in DUmmieland and their Fantasy Walls come tumbling down. So now let us watch the DUmmies praying for the debate to somehow change things by this weekend's polls in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already preparing the DUFU machinery to mine this weekend's comedy gold nuggests, is in the [barackets]:

Rasmussen 

[Uh-Oh!]

Rasmussen has not yet updated but I have a feeling when it does some of us aren't gonna be happy. Lets remember our guy won the debate last night but it takes a few days for things to trend down and we'll see our good results in a few days. 

[Yes, hold out in Fort Fantasy until this weekend to find out that the cavalry will NOT arrive.]

Why isn't this changing for us? 

[Because people made up their minds after the first debate when Obama decided it was more important to visit Hoover Dam than to do his debate homework.]

Good god...it takes days for polls to show any bounce. 

[Yes, wait until this Sunday and then hit the Panic Button.]

Is that why Intrade went from 39% to middle 40s? One stupid rasmussen report at +4?. Intrade went up to 47? It is now fluctuation from lower 40s. Is something Major going on? I never saw a jump that big so quick. 11% in a few hours. As long as its just nonsense and not a news story then its just noise. If I had romney shares I would sell them all now. and everyone is buying them? 

[You will be saying the same thing about the Obama Intrade shares in a week.]

rasmussen is moving toward gallup. not good at all. 

[Wait until Sunday and all will be well...NOT!]

i expected gallup to come back to rasmussen, not the other way around. 

[Oops!]

Ok. I'm panicking now. I keep expecting these numbers to get better and they're not. Is it just a matter of time before the state polls start reflecting this? 

[You should go to sleep until Sunday when you can wake up in time for your L-Pill.]

This sucks. I cannot believe it's so close. I know we have the electoral lead, but I'm terrified at the thought of Republicans winning and being rewarded for being assholes the last 4 years.

[Even worse will the the thought of eternal mockery from the DUmmie FUnnies. See you, Sunday!]

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until the "electoral lead" narrative comes crashing down.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I can already picture Troglaman, The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt, howling like a lunatic and whining in unreasoning terror once his fantasy world starts to crumble.

Should be a fun thing to watch.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Liptonius said...

Well I, for one, am SHOCKED!

Where is the fire? The unthinking rhetoric? The threats of violence?

WHY HAS NO DUmmie YET UTTERED THE IMMORTAL TANTRUM LINE: "WE NEED TO TAKE IT TO THE STREETS?"

Speaking of that, whatever happened to the "Million Muppet March"?

My entertainment needs are NOT being met!

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Wait for Troglaman, The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt, to cut loose with his vitriol Liptonius...that should help in the humor area. Not good humor but one takes what one can get.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I'd like to hear from Todd or Timothy the IIIrd or whatever his name is. Douchebag. Oh & Trog, a pre-eminent fuck you via your last reply to me. You're so classy. Personally I like KayFromMaine more than you. She smells better.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liptonius said: Speaking of that, whatever happened to the "Million Muppet March"?

It's been turned into the "Million PUPPET March". Marchers will include 98% of the media, Colin Powell, and the Hollywood Elite.

Oh, and the Master of Ceramonies, Gloria Allred.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Personally I like KayFromMaine more than you. She smells better."

You would know.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Why does this 'rape' shit keep coming up with you idiots? Why?

And if you're really behind compelling women to bear the child of her rapist, even it's her uncle, step-dad or brother who did the raping...why is it so hard for one of you to just say you support that?

Dare you. Elrond? Kat? Flatscreen? Stinkwagon? jarhead? phantom? troglANON?

Is it within your capabilities to do this? I guess we'll see. I promise not to try to eviscerate you. Troglaman is truly interested. Troglaman is your friend.

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support that. Abortion should only be to save the life of the mother.

Rape is tragic and a pregnancy from rape, doubly so. However, I cannot believe killing the baby, no matter how it's conceived, is a moral option.

"Eviscerate" all you want, Trog. Won't change a thing.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Yeah, keep talking about abortion troggy. That way you don't have to talk about 15% real unemployment, the $6 trillion of debt run up in the last four years, 16% of Americans in poverty, millions more people on food stamps, the massive Libyan cluster fuck and cover up, gas at $4.50 a gallon---and absolutely no plan to deal with these problems.

Instead let's talk about muppetphobia, bayonets, Romneys' tax returns and Sandra Fluke's sex life.

You're a pathetic ward heeler and your nobody's friend.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

...I forgot binders, lets talk about binders too.

8:00 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I support that. Abortion should only be to save the life of the mother." troglANON

A rare moment of clarity...from troglANON.

"Yeah, keep talking about abortion troggy." kat

I'm not the one who defines rape as a reasonable and legal excuse to have a baby. You are. You want me to ignore that? Sorry.

Do you think a woman impregnated by a rapist should be prosecuted for having an abortion, kat? That's a simple question. Answer it. Be proud of who you are.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troglaman,

Still baiting the proles, I see.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

It's an honest question, elrond.

I notice you haven't weighed in yet. Perhaps you didn't see it...

Do you think a woman impregnated by a rapist should be prosecuted for having an abortion?

I can answer this. You can't.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

No, I don't. In any event, abortion is legal and no one is going to be persecuted for having
one. Too, talk to the contrary, abortion will not be outlawed in the future.

And now I've got a question for you. Is the current unemployment rate 7.8% or 15%?

I can answer this. You can't.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Elrond's statement pretty much covers my position. My take on abortion is irrelevant, it's here to stay.

Here's my question. With high unemployment, spiraling national debt, the Libyan cover-up falling apart and no plan for the next four years, can Obama run a successful campaign on issues such as abortion, Big Bird and binders?

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Hey asshole! Yeah, you, troglaman! I answered your "honest question", please answer mine.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Do you think a woman impregnated by a rapist should be prosecuted for having an abortion?" the mighty trog

"No, I don't." elrond

And yet you'll vote for the people that support prosecuting women for having an abortion.

In an effort to offer an equivalency, you bravely challange:

"Is the current unemployment rate 7.8% or 15%?"

So making your sister have her rapist's baby is somehow the equivalent of which unemployment stats you believe or not.

I don't understand you mossy stumps. I admit it.

1:17 AM  
Anonymous The Phantom Stranger said...

Troglaman has again shown it is not capable of comprehending speech or concepts.

2:16 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troglaman,

"So making your sister have her rapist's baby is somehow the equivalent of which unemployment
stats you beleieve or not."


Semi-coherent, as usual. But I admire your ability to avoid answering questions.

You asked me an "honest question", I answered it. I asked you an equally honest question, you tapped danced around it.

Weasel.

9:52 AM  

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