All Out DUmmie Panic Attack to Commence this Weekend
I think we can now pinpoint when the full scale no holds barred DUmmie panic attack begins. It will be this weekend. How do I know? Because right now the DUmmies were shaken up by the latest Rasmussen poll showing Romney up by 50 to 46 which also closely matches the Gallup poll results. So why this weekend? Because the nervous DUmmies are holding out the hope that somehow Obama with his Sling Blade Stare during last night's debate can turn it all around as you can see in this THREAD, "Rasmussen." When the poll results are released this Sunday and no major change is shown, that is when the FUn begins in DUmmieland and their Fantasy Walls come tumbling down. So now let us watch the DUmmies praying for the debate to somehow change things by this weekend's polls in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already preparing the DUFU machinery to mine this weekend's comedy gold nuggests, is in the [barackets]:
Rasmussen has not yet updated but I have a feeling when it does some of us aren't gonna be happy. Lets remember our guy won the debate last night but it takes a few days for things to trend down and we'll see our good results in a few days.
[Yes, hold out in Fort Fantasy until this weekend to find out that the cavalry will NOT arrive.]
Why isn't this changing for us?
[Because people made up their minds after the first debate when Obama decided it was more important to visit Hoover Dam than to do his debate homework.]
Good god...it takes days for polls to show any bounce.
[Yes, wait until this Sunday and then hit the Panic Button.]
Is that why Intrade went from 39% to middle 40s? One stupid rasmussen report at +4?. Intrade went up to 47? It is now fluctuation from lower 40s. Is something Major going on? I never saw a jump that big so quick. 11% in a few hours. As long as its just nonsense and not a news story then its just noise. If I had romney shares I would sell them all now. and everyone is buying them?
[You will be saying the same thing about the Obama Intrade shares in a week.]
rasmussen is moving toward gallup. not good at all.
[Wait until Sunday and all will be well...NOT!]
i expected gallup to come back to rasmussen, not the other way around.
Ok. I'm panicking now. I keep expecting these numbers to get better and they're not. Is it just a matter of time before the state polls start reflecting this?
[You should go to sleep until Sunday when you can wake up in time for your L-Pill.]
This sucks. I cannot believe it's so close. I know we have the electoral lead, but I'm terrified at the thought of Republicans winning and being rewarded for being assholes the last 4 years.
[Even worse will the the thought of eternal mockery from the DUmmie FUnnies. See you, Sunday!]