Monday, October 22, 2012

What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?

One big reason to vote for Romney is to see the absolutely HILARIOUS DUmmie meltdown post Nov. 6. We can get a sneak preview of just how mental the DUmmies will become in this THREAD, "What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?" Already the DUmmies are TARGETING polling companies that dare to accurately reflect the current state of the electorate. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into pre-election meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the comedy gold will become even more frequent over the next two weeks until the mother of all DUmmie meltdowns, is in the [barackets]:

What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election? 

[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center without a chance to bring my toothbrush.]

What do you think will happen if Romney wins the election? Will the world end? Will unemployment go back up? Will we continue to grow ourselves out of this severe recession? Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound? 

[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]

What do you think will happen with women rights? What do you think will happen to the Supreme Court? What do you think will happen with the deficit? How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House? 

[You mean like the terrorist attack at Benghazi that the Bamster claimed was a spontaneous response to a video trailer that almost nobody watched? And now on to the other fearful DUmmies.]

Supreme Court will be f*cked for the rest of my lifetime 

[Over the next four years ApocAlito II, III, and IV will be appointed to join ApocAlito I on the High Court.]

DU will melt down. 

[You win a SUPER Kewpie for accurately forecasting the near future.]

Beware the dark side Luke... I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win. 

[Good news. Obama can remain as president in the Alternate Universe. May the Farce be with you.]

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions. 

[Already have your mind set on mooching?]

He'll be in office for two terms. So it will be eight more years before we can end this depression. And SCOTUS will be perma-f*cked. 

[GASP! You mean he will beat Joe Biden in 2016?]

otal loss of all national park and wildlands; Global economic collapse; WW3; air like China and Ind India; massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans; fascism and police state to control the results; the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin 

[Take the L-pill NOW and spare yourself the pain.]

I don't think Rmoney can legitimately "win" this election. Stealing it is much more likely. If that happens, we're screwed. Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye income tax deductions that benefit the middle class. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hello more war. Hello extreme right wingers on the Supreme Court. 

[Already have your excuse lined up?]

you and i both know that if Romney steals this election. We are screwed. 

[Doesn't that make you happy, Ben Burch?]

Pretty sure the world will end 

[The entire universe will enter the rip in the space/time continuum.]

Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general. They already have citizens united, and an Rmoney presidency will give them all the cover they need to put yet more downward pressure on compensation. The climate will be perfect for advancing and securing serfdom. 

[The peasants are revolting. They stink on ice.]

After eight more years of Republican reign, America may never be able to take over again. They would seal off all possible avenues to being overthrown. In other words, a permanent coup. 

[Fears of a Coup Coup DUmmie.]

A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter 

[A DUmmie destined to become GUtter Clutter.]


Anonymous Liptonius said...

"They would seal off all possible avenues to being overthrown. In other words, a permanent coup."

In other words: Improvements in the economy, business, personal freedoms, governmental responsibility, rational management, and world respect, will make it impossible for us to take over and screw things up again! The gravy train is gone!

8:05 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Yes, Liptonius, and when you add in required voter ID to vote and proof of citizenship to register to vote, well, how do you expect the Democrats to ever win an election if many of their major voting blocs (legal and illegal aliens, dead, cartoon characters, convicted felons) can no longer vote?

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Fire, brimstone coming down from the skies!

Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness!

Earthquakes, volcanoes!

Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together...mass hysteria.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck will take Elrond Hubbard's sarcasm as reality in 5...4...3...2...1...

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter"

Bought some racism offsets, I see.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck oboma

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