Sunday, August 21, 2011

"What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?"



Democratic Underground is more like Democratic Underwhelmed these days, at least as far as President Obama is concerned. To say there is an enthusiasm gap would be the Democratic Understatement of the year. In today's edition of DUmmie FUnnies, DUmmie kentuck posts this THREAD, "What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama?" and the answers he gets are Decidedly Underwhelming. It's a case of damning with faint prez.

So let us join the disillusioned, dispirited DUmmies, in Blehh-shevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, not surprised that the Occidental Tourist would need a long vacation after that grueling three-day bus tour, is in the [Barackets]:

What is the best argument you can make for Barack Obama? That he seems incapable of making for himself?

[He seems incapable of many things.]

Perhaps you might say that he saved us from another Great Depression? At least, so far, if the Republicans don't screw it up even more?

Perhaps you might argue that his stimulus program, although too small, kept unemployment from going to 12% or 13%?

Perhaps you might say that he put country over Party and saved this country from unknown hardships?


[Perhaps you might say that he saved us from a worldwide catastrophe and certain death and we just don't know about it, but, hey, who knows?]

Perhaps you might argue that history will judge him as one of our greatest Presidents?

[Let me think about that one for a moment . . .

OK, I'm thinking . . .

Hmmm . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!]

Let's try to focus on the positive. Give us the big picture.

[So we go now to the BHO-positive DUmmies . . .]

He gives nice speeches. Sorry, I tried.

[Meh.]

Once upon a time....now they seem phony.

[Fire the teleprompter!]

I believe that Barack Obama is capable of doing that which he puts his mind to.

[He takes GREAT vacations!]

He's our first Black President . . .

[Since Clinton.]

I believe he has good intentions, but has no capability to put his plans into action. He can tell you the destination is California, but is incapable of putting together a route to get there.

[So THAT'S how they ended up in Martha's Vineyard!]

he annoys the sh*t out of the purists. . . .

[Oh, he does more than that. He annoys the sh*t out of EVERYONE!]

That's the argument that I am supposed to present when I go knocking on doors?

[Good luck!]

I purely wish he was the same man who campaigned and reached out to the left. Oh. I'm sorry. He IS that person. He simply LIED to the left.

[YOU LIE!]

Deleted message

[That's what the last guy said.]

He sucks less than any of the Republicans.

and yet the bowl still swirls. . . .


[Obama is flush with suck-less.]

Plays well with others.

[Will let other golfers play through.]

He has a beautiful intelligent wife. . . .

[Where?]

and an adorable intelligent dog.

[Bo knows B.O.]

Obama isn't a dumb-f***, fundamentalist, anti-science, racist. . . .

[No rethuglican he!]

He's not a loose cannon. . . .

[He's more of a loose can-ner.]

He said that fixing our economic mess would take years to fix.

[At the rate he's going, it could take till . . . well, let's see . . . carry the 2 . . . until the Twelfth of Never.]

he's pushed through more progressive legislation than any President since LBJ. . . .

[There you go! Compare BHO to the man who gave us Vietnam AND the Great Society! That's a winner! Say, how did LBJ's re-elect strategy work out in '68?]

30 million people will be able to go to the doctor more often than they were previously able to. . . .

[Obama makes people SICK!]

How about this: What the f*** has Obama done so far?

[Not much of an endorsement there.]

Saying positive things about Obama on DU has become nothing but flamebait.

[Fire in the hole!]

don't change horses in the middle of a stream.

[But it's a stream of red ink!]

Because.

[Just because.]

Extended Benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees. . . .

[Franking privileges.]

We need Howard Dean again.

[YEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!]

He's clean, nice breath, a class act all the way.

[Clean, articulate, bright. . . .]

You could see having a Martini with him . . .

[At a Beer Summit.]

He's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

[It's close, though.]

He eats his peas.

[Give peas a chance.]

I've already started to forget him.

[Who?]

Name removed

[That's what the last guy said.]

48 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

The Moonbat/Troglaman Clones are beginning to hear the faint sound of reality slowly crushing their fantasy universe like an empty soda can and they are so stupified and frightened they degenerate into worthless ruminations like that DU thread as that sound gets ever louder....

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Skully said...

He helped the GOP get the House back in 2010.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as he promised, he kept unemployment from going over 8%!

Oh wait...


DAT

9:19 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

He's raised the 'standing' of the U.S. throughout the world.

Oh wait......

He's taken the U.S. Govt into the car business.....

How's that working? Let me check the NEW GM's stock.....

Oh wait......

He's brought the country together and lowered the extreme vitriol and hate speech coming from the various 'factions'.....

Oh wait........

Hes kept a Candadian bus company in business! YEAH! :D -tm

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His golf game has improved markedly.

He's not Joe Biden.

1:01 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Perhaps you might argue that his stimulus program, although too small, kept unemployment from going to 12% or 13%?

Can you get the goal posts any closer for Pres-UHHHHH-dent Training Wheels?

Troglatarded douchebag.

11:00 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

His golf game has improved markedly.

Heh,....not from what I hear.
President Mulligan shanks the links, big time.

11:02 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"[He takes GREAT vacations!]" PJinc

Oh God! Please stop. I beg you. Do you have no mercy? The blinding white light of right-wing brilliance is way, way too much to bear.

(So far, Obama has taken a total of 70 days. W's vacation total at this point in his presidency was all or part of 225 days despite the 9-11 attacks)

I don't remember you bitching then, PJinc. But then I've been blinded by the light...the intense burning light of such blinding intelligence as to boggle the mind. Are you guys aliens or something?

Or are you so blindingly stupid as to make the comparison in the first place? Of course you are!

To no one's surprise.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Or are you so blindingly stupid as to make the comparison in the first place? Of course you are!"-troglaman

At this point in President GW Bush presidencies he had gotten us out of a rescission, Unemployment was down to 5.5%, down from 6% and on the way to 5.1% in 2005 and 4.6% in 2006.

At this point in President Ronald Reagan presidencies he had gotten us out of a rescession, Unemployment was down to 7.5%, down from 9.7% and on the way to 5.5% in 1988.

Oh and had laid the ground work that ended the cold war.


FORE!

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

recission=recession

Oops!

10:33 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

President Obama today announced his choice for his re-election campaign song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RECUlpVPzN4

4:09 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I don't remember you bitching then, PJinc."

The reactionary left was apoplectic over President Bush's so-called "vacations."

4:11 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

I'm pretty sure Bush didn't go to places that cost 50K per week and shut down airports, etc.

Doesn't matter the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure is swirling down the drain no matter where he vacations.

And did Laura Bush ever take her family and a couple of dozen friends and take over a luxury hotel in Spain?

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Face it, Trog. Your friends hate Obama almost as much as we do. And say hi to Joan Crawford for me.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"At this point in President Ronald Reagan presidencies he had gotten us out of a rescession, Unemployment was down to 7.5%, down from 9.7% and on the way to 5.5% in 1988." troglanon

Yes he did.

Weren't we talking about vacation time? Why yes. Yes we were.

But this is what you do.

What the hell...

Did Reagan raise or lower the deficit?

Did Reagan raise or lower taxes?

Do you think there might be a correlation between the unemployment numbers during Reagan's administration and the amount he borrowed by raising the debt ceiling 18 times and by raising taxes?

How many RepubliDUm administrations since Ford have raised the deficit?

All of them. Dramatically.

It would be different if you were offering something new. But you're not. The same philosophy you employed then (it failed) is what you're stridently supporting now...even though it's brought this country to its knees.

That, my chicken shit anonymous friend, my precious troglanon, is a fact.

Anyone willing to explain the financial collapse of '08 yet? In case it might've slipped your mind...it did happen. Why?

None of you know, obviously. It might be worth checking out but what the hell, probably not.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let's go down the list:

troglaman,
warrantless condesencion, check
worthless vulgarity, check
tired insults, check
logical fallacy(ies), check
worn talking point(s), check

Looks like you've covered your bases!

"But this is what you do."-troglaman

Oh, the irony.

Why yes we were talking about vacation time. Thanks for paying attention! I was proving that Bush (and Reagan for comparison) warranted it and Obama didn't. I won't go into how Bush and Reagan used their own property instead of taking leave on the taxpayer. I also won't go into their vacations as meeting places for foreign dignitaries and how that occupied a large portion of their "vacation". You can look that up yourself if you're so inclined.

Did Reagan raise the deficit? Yup, and it wasn't necessary. Did he raise or lower taxes? Yes to both. Call it the latter correcting the former. Did he reduce federal spending? Yes, by 16% in his first three years.

You see, spending matters.

If you aren't aware of the the key indicators of the 2008 financial collapse then you need to keep up. Here, I'll give you one little study aid:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2008/09/28/franks_fingerprints_are_all_over_the_financial_fiasco/

Aside from the Democrats dismissing Republican calls for probes into these and other financial institutions there was also the fact that they Did control both houses of Congress since 2006. Both of which make budgets. Unless, of course you're a Democrat led House or Senate, then you clearly feel you don't have to do those silly things. Paging Harry Reid, Paging Nancy Pelosi...

Did you want to get back to talking about vacations? Your tangent arguments are distracting from the thread.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Hey Troglafuck, you worthless fuckwad, don't you have anything other than your continual whining to add, fuckwad? If you don't fuckwad, shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking fuckwad.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

ULTIMATE,

"Troglafuck...fuckwad...fuckwad...fuckwad... fuck...fucking fuckwad."

Okay, you've exceded the F-bomb limit for one posting. Obscene alternatives to "fuck" exist, read troglaman's postings for examples.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

krazy, I think he's just using troglaman's own style of argument against him.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

It is interesting to see Troglaman The Guttersnipe show up out of nowhere, power-slam his head repeatedly up his ass like a jackhammer, and then see reactions to it. Sort of like watching a train wreck or "The Big One" at Talledega.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To The ULTIMATE Man and Jerome Goolsby, and all others...

Don't stoop to name calling, that is what liberals do. Argue the intellectual points and prove them wrong.

Name calling and logical fallacies are the tools of those who cannot argue with the facts.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"logical fallacy(ies), check" troglanon

Name one. One. If you can't, you're a dumbshit. Why? Because if you can't name one logical fallacy I've committed then you're the one engaging in logical fallacy. Pretty simple. Or is that too complicated? If it is, then you're a default dumbshit and you should probably just give it up.

Breathlessly awaiting your reply, my little troglanonic buttercup.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Anonymous said...

To The ULTIMATE Man and Jerome Goolsby, and all others...

Don't stoop to name calling, that is what liberals do. Argue the intellectual points and prove them wrong.

Name calling and logical fallacies are the tools of those who cannot argue with the facts.


Speaking just for myself...

First off, calling Troglaman - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of The DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site a hate-mongering guttersnipe isn't name calling...it's a statement of fact. Troglaman The Guttersnipe has gone to great lengths to prove he's a hate-mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe, and I'm more than happy to acknowledge his accomplishments.

Second, trying to conduct an argument based on logic, facts and reason with Troglaman The Guttersnipe is an exercise in futility as he's also proven he's intellectual vacuous and incapable of comprehending not only anyone else's comments but several times he's proven he can't even comprehend his OWN statements.

Finally, I do not tolerate fools, guttersnipes or those who hate their own country, and Troglaman The Guttersnipe is over qualified in all three categories. He will continue to get my total disdain and disgust until he either gets a grip and a clue or one day power-slams his head so far up his ass he disappears.

So, if you can't deal with slamming a clueless jackass like Troglaman The Guttersnipe in the manner he's earned and deserves, then just sit back and watch. I'm betting you're REAL good at that Anonymous.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've lurked here for a long time and I've really only one observation that stands out.

The individual who calls himself or herself, Troglaman, is after a while nothing but a bore, and I find myself skipping over his/her comments because they are all basically the same. I mean there is only so much of the cleverly made up vulgarities and curse words that can hold a person's attention. Then it just slides into common trash.

What I do like when I read through these comments are the individuals who use proven fact and stats to back up their arguments instead of lame emotion, name calling and vulgar insults.

Actually, if this blog were not a satirical look at the emotional response of what the author calls, Dummies, then I'd truly enjoy seeing a good debate of left vs right. And thanks to the author for eliminating a lot of the Democrat Underground obscene language. (Come on, the English language is rich and vibrant. What does it say when the majority of posters begin each word with an F and end it with a K? )

So to Dummie Funnies, I say bravo! Thanks for the mirth. And to Trog, buy a Thesaurus.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:04 p.m., it is pointless to respond to Troglaman with facts, links, or even shared common knowledge such as the relative order of the planets. If cornered, he only becomes flippant (Generally with considerable vulgarity), dismissive, and changes the subject.

It's a waste of time to construct a reasoned, researched response to anything he posts, since he'll ignore the substance and simply mock the poster. He's a fool, and enjoys playing the fool. He lives to waste your time.

It's best to just ignore his spamming and let his thundering stupidity speak for itself.

DAT

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Name one. One."-troglaman

Ad Hominem and Weak Analogy. Oh heck! That was two. I guess you're right troglaman, I couldn't name "one".

I think it's great that you're embracing a comic style that I've admired over the years. When you were shown to be deficient in multiple areas and just defended one, it showed an excellent sense of comedic timing. The example that first came to mind was this scene from The Empire Strikes Back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f6Xc3PsOkc

YOU troglaman, have talent!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Reagan raise and lower taxes?
No. Congress raises and lowers taxes. Now, Reagan was responsible for Congress' lowering tax rates by his using the bully pulpit via national television addresses and talking to the people about why he wanted to lower the tax rates and what the effect would be. The people then called their congresscritter and senators and basically forced them to do their jobs of representing the people.

This pissed off the democratic controlled congress so badly, that the democratics put so much pork in the spending bills, that inspite of tax revenues doubling after the tax rate reductions took effect, that deficit spending continued unabated.
Those of you who say Reagan did this, or Nixon did that, or Bush did the other, need to take remedial civics classes. The President monetarily can't do squat without the permission of Congress.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I've lurked here for a long time and I've really only one observation that stands out." troglanon

And the one observation after all that time?...........all about ME, troglaman! Guess that pretty much settles what he thinks of the rest of you jackass fuddy-duddys.

"The President monetarily can't do squat without the permission of Congress." my precious troglanon

You're right. But aren't there obvious spheres of influence operating here? Money, for example? It's to the point now where, after looking at his list of political contributors, we can accurately predict how Congressman Johnson will vote if elected. Political pressure, lobbyist pressure, union pressure, religious pressure...Congress is not acting in a void. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

And suggesting that they do makes you a...ummm...dumbass.

"It's best to just ignore his spamming and let his thundering stupidity speak for itself". DAT GUY

My spamming? Yeah, I'm spamming my brains out. Spam. Spam. Spam. It's all I think about.

'Thundering stupidity' is pretty damned good. It should be pointed out that you don't say what I'm thunderously stupid about (don't take it personally, it happens all the time). You make no effort to prove my thundering stupidity. Why? (DAT GUY asks himself during a brief moment of self-contemplation)

Because I'll kick your ass. That's why.

So tell me what I'm thunderously stupid about. You make it sound so easy.

Or...

Become buried under a...uh...STAMPEDE of...er...mad troglamatic cows and...um...earthquakes and volcanoes of self-imposed moronic stupidity YOURSELF, my precious troglanon.

You won't even try.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Clone Of Troglaman said...

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

Me babble as brook and me scream me smart because me am say you are all stupid which means I are smart.

I are insulting which means me am brilliant since me say you am dumb.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You make no effort to prove my thundering stupidity. Why?" [ troglaman]

Why? Because some things are self-evident. Gnomesayin?

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

Hey Troggy,
Another point is that Bush's vacations were usually just quiet, simple sojourns to his Crawford ranch that cost the US taxpayer next to nothing and had little to no media coverage.
In contrast, the Obamas' vacations are loud, extravagant, disgracefully expensive (Much of which was paid for with our tax dollars, of course) trips to exotic or exclusive locales which 90% of regular Americans could never even dream of affording a trip to, with constant and fawning media coverage.
Furthermore, this is made even worse by the hypocrisy factor. Obama loves giving long- winded speeches about how regular Americans all need to make sacrifices in their lifestyles in these economic times, even as his family's monthly, exorbitantly expensive vacations demonstrate that he has no interest whatsoever in doing the same. Bush never did that, so thus, there was nothing hypocritical about his own vacations.
Every time Obama gives a speech (Or, rather, reads a speech aloud off of his dozen teleprompters) in which he sanctimoniously bellows something to the effect of, "Alright now, I know these are hard times, and all of us are gonna have to start making sacrifices...", I'm reminded of a rather sickening photo op I saw of a grinning Michelle Obama in Mumbai being given lessons on Bollywood dancing and looking every bit like the perfect stereotype of a rich, ignorant tourist.
When Obama starts practicing what he preaches in his own lifestyle and having his family do the same, maybe I'll stop railing on him about his vacations.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey Troggy, another point is that Bush's vacations were usually just quiet, simple sojourns to his Crawford ranch that cost the US taxpayer next to nothing and had little to no media coverage." adam

You've mentioned this before...the "quiet, simple sojourns" stuff. It simply isn't true. Tell me this, adam. Prove it...how much money have the Obama vacations cost the taxpayer vs what Bush cost us. Or is that too much to ask?

Let me remind you...So far, Obama has taken a total of 70 days. W's vacation total at this point in his presidency was all or part of 225 days despite the 9-11 attacks.

Right off the bat, the 'Time Off' winner is W!... by a sterling factor of 3+. Fully paid. By whom? That time period included 9 friggin 11. You OK with that?

"Obamas' vacations are loud, extravagant, disgracefully expensive (Much of which was paid for with our tax dollars, of course)" adam

Every single one of these statements is untrue. And I know you don't care. None of you do. Hell and high water and all that...speaking of high water, you east coasters OK?

Since nothing adam says is factually true, one has to wonder about his tone. It's all that's left, after all.

You're gently ugly, adam. Your Christian bona fides have been rescinded over here in sparkle pony land.

Here's the deal, you phony. Though blindingly brilliant, your contrast of Obama's and W's vacation time and expense is strikingly flawed. And my inner homo's sadomasochistic appetite has grown fevered. The little bitch needs to feed.

Prove. One. Thing.

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I get it. Troglaman isn't really as mentally challenged as he comes across. He's really just PJ, or Charles acting as beligerent or ignorant as they can in order to generate traffic.

I suppose I should have seen it sooner. No one can be as thick as Troglaman and still be able to make enough of a living to afford a computer and online fees.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Clone of Troglaman said...

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are dishonest but since you state reality, me say you liar which makes I truthful and brilliant since when me say you liar, me become truthful and brilliant.

All me need is say you lie and me become truthful, you become liar.

Whatever me say is truth and honest just because me say so because I are brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...me smart because me am say you are all stupid which means I are smart." Son of Troglaman

Nope. Now go to your room.

Look at it this way...watching you folks play around with reality is like watching an epileptic eating noodles with chopsticks. Saying you're stupid doesn't mean I'm smart. It means I think you're stupid. And then I tell you what you said that was stupid and go about trying to prove it with easily obtainable facts. I point out stupidity all the time. It's my mission, my work here.

But, in all honesty, I admit a chimp could probably handle the situation just as successfully.

It's not about me. It's about you.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Ad Hominem and Weak Analogy. Oh heck! That was two. I guess you're right troglaman, I couldn't name "one"." buttercup

You didn't name any. What was the specific logical fallacy in which I was engaging?

Damned slippery noodles.

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Fueled by hate and copious amounts of Everclear and quaking in abject terror in the face of reality, TROGLAMAN - The Official Troll of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - repeatedly power-slammed his head up his ass while howling like a mad dog, spewing forth yet another disgusting pile of worthless mental excrement....

Well, time again to see if there is anything coherent in Guttersnipe's latest fit....

"Look at it this way...watching you folks play around with reality is like watching an epileptic eating noodles with chopsticks." - Troglaman the Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe

This is laughable considering you are totally out of touch with reality. In fact, reality scares the shit out of you, Guttersnipe, and you react to it by power-slamming your head up your ass like a jackhammer. That's the main reason no one wastes their time trying to answer your howling demands...why bother when your sole reaction every single time is to power-slam your head up your ass? That schtick got old a long time ago and since that's all you've got, that makes you just a contemptible excuse for a human being.

Saying you're stupid doesn't mean I'm smart. It means I think you're stupid." - Troglaman - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt.

Sorry, but I don't believe you. Your clone makes more sense and unlike you is honest, so I believe your clone. Screw you.

"...I tell you what you said that was stupid and go about trying to prove it with easily obtainable facts." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe.

You're a liar. You wouldn't know the truth or a fact if it were carved in a two by four and someone belted you in the face with it.

"I point out stupidity all the time. It's my mission, my work here." - Troglaman, the Hate-Mongering Guttersnipe

Then you've achieved total mission failure. If that were truly your mission you'd never post here since most of your posts contain the most blatantly obscene stupidity ever seen on the INTERNET.

"...I admit a chimp could probably handle the situation just as successfully." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe

Which explains why so often your tone on here matches that of a raped ape.

"It's not about me. It's about you." - Troglaman, The Official Troll of The DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site

REALLY....since when?

11:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You're a liar." Mr. Stinkwagon

Of course I am! But you've, once again, left out the part that mentions what I'm lying about.

Here's the difference between you and me, Mr. Stinkwagon - When I call you a liar, I actually point out the lie.

You don't. I don't expect you to. You like to squeal and moan in banal and tiresome generalities. My inner homo actually likes the squealing and moaning part but I, the mighty trog, find the endless "hate-mongering", "jamming" and "jackhamering", "head up your ass" references in nearly EVERY POST to be as compelling as conversing with a talking turtle toy.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

troglaman said...

"You're a liar." Jerome (who compared to me, the mighty Troglaman, looks like Albert Einstein)

Of course I am! But you've, once again, left out the part that mentions what I'm lying about.

"...I tell you what you said that was stupid and go about trying to prove it with easily obtainable facts." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe, lying like a rug.


Thanks for showing again you got one grade of "F" after another in school for reading comprehension and for once again proving for the umpteenth time that you're so stupid that you can't even comprehend your own mental excrement after power-slamming your head up your ass.

"Here's the difference between you and me, Jerome (who compared to me, the mighty Troglaman, looks like Albert Einstein) - When I call you a liar, I actually point out the lie. You don't. I don't expect you to." - Troglaman the Guttersnipe, power-slamming his head repeatedly up his ass in a blind rage

And that statement is a bald-faced lie since you've never accomplished that except in your non-existent fantasy universe. And no I don't have to point out your lies as all I need do is simply cut and paste and let your own sorry pathetic comments show you to be a clueless dishonest fool yet one more time on the nearly countless list of instances on this blog of you being a dishonest flaming jackass.

And if you, Guttersnipe are that bothered by the fact that I note you are a vicious Anti-American hate-mongering guttersnipe whose only concept of how to speak intelligently is by power-slamming your head repeatedly up your ass like a jackhammer, I strongly suggest you stop doing it.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You didn't name any. What was the specific logical fallacy in which I was engaging?"

Oh! I didn't think you were that inept. I promise I'll never make that mistake again. Pardon me for over estimating you.

Since I did name two it's regrettable that I'd have to walk you through them... You know what? I'm going to give you one more chance. In this age of instant access to everything I'm going to attempt to expand your horizons and let you identify them.

They're there and very easy to spot. I learned about fallacies over 15 years ago so I did look them up again after your most recent mind boggling post to see if I was still accurate. I am.

Think of this as me teaching you how to fish as opposed to just giving you a fish. I trust I won't have to explain that to you also.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You know what? I'm going to give you one more chance." buttercup

Thank you SO MUCH, master. It's so clear now. You want me to "discover" the logical fallacies YOU (all on your own with that crafty little brain of yours) say I've committed. The answers are in your mind. Oh...and it's obvious. Of course it is!

Let's start from the beginning...

True or false? Obama has taken a total of 70 days. W's vacation total at this point in his presidency was all or part of 225 days despite the 9-11 attacks.

Any fallacy there? Nope.

True or False? Right off the bat, the 'Time Off' winner is W!... by a sterling factor of 3+. Fully paid. By whom? That time period included 9 friggin 11.

Any fallacy there? Nope.

True or false? How many RepubliDUm administrations since Ford have raised the deficit? All of them. Dramatically.

Any fallacy there? Don't think so. What is it about those statements that are "Ad Hominem and Weak Analogy", master? Oh sorry, I forgot. You know all about my obvious fallacy and I'm supposed to "discover" it in the midst of your dazzling brilliace.

Slippery noodles, indeed. What's my fucking fallacy? What's so hard about this?

"...I tell you what you said that was stupid and go about trying to prove it with easily obtainable facts." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe, lying like a rug." Mr. Stinkwagon, the amazing talking turtle toy.

These are the kinds of statements you merely have to cut and paste to prove my head's up my ass?

I can live with that.

If you insist, keep on cuttin and pastin with your mighty blade and your...um...withering glue.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your fallacies are how you present your argument. You chose to present them with two clear ways to weaken yours. By doing so you did weaken yours to the point that whether or not you have any "facts", no one has any reason to believe you.

"What's so hard about this?"-troglaman

Indeed.

Are you giving up? Do you really want me to hold your hand like a child and show you how you've misbehaved? Or can you show some maturity and take the initiative? Considering you used those same two fallacies in your most recent "response".

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Watching as TROGLAMAN, The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe and Official Certified Troll of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site continues to power-slam his head up his ass like a jackhammer while behaving like a well trained lemming he is, spewing worthless babble and mental excrement and proving his own lack of worth....

It would interesting if sometime in the future Guttersnipe actually contributed something other than vile vitriol to this blog. But I doubt that is ever possible considering what a sick pathetic individual Guttersnipe is.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"no one has any reason to believe you."-anon 6:51am

This happened looong ago.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Your fallacies are how you present your argument...whether or not you have any facts." buttercup

Well sure. It's all about...the method. Of course! What a fool I've been. If you were here, buttercup, I'd be throwing rose petals at your feet.

Despite the fact that every single one of you in Wingnuttia subscribes to this very mind-set and have for fucking ever, it somehow escaped my awareness. That is...until you came along. How can I ever thank you?

"Do you really want me to hold your hand like a child and show you how you've misbehaved?" sassy buttercup

YES! Please? I'll try to be good from now on.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Well sure. It's all about...the method. Of course! What a fool I've been. - Troglafuck

Glad you figured it out, now FOAD.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since something new has been added, let's take a look at the updated list:

warrantless condesencion, check
worthless vulgarity, check
tired insults, check
logical fallacy(ies), check
worn talking point(s), check
*hopelessly dependent, check

Since you've added hopelessly dependent* on others, you've hit the liberal "double trifecta".** Congratulations! You are One with the liberal universe. Feel free to take a moment to bask in the glow of your colossal inadequacy.

"Well sure. It's all about...the method."-troglaman

Your facts are weak too.

OK, ready? An Ad Hominem attack is seeking to discredit the person instead of their position. If you need me to show you your multiple examples of this then you're in more trouble than even I imagined.

A Weak Analogy is a false comparison between two similarities. For example "A" and "B" went on vacation. "A's" vacation had certain characteristics so "B's" vacation MUST have had those same characteristics. Otherwise "B's" vacation is invalid. Since "B" spent more time meeting with dignitaries at his private residence, than "A" did playing golf and spending other people's money, time "A" does not equal time "B". Similar? Yes. The same? No. Apples and oranges. Weak Analogy.

"How can I ever thank you?"-troglaman

Think nothing of it. Here to help you.

Now don't you feel better? We've both grown from this, our most recent encounter. You've had the opportunity to reduce the crushing weight of the ignorance you're burdened with, and I've learned to never underestimate the crushing weight of the ignorance you're burdened with.

**-I'm pretty sure "trifecta" is a betting term but I'm afraid I don't know what getting 6 out of 6 would be called. Call it artistic license.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Anonymous said...
Since something new has been added, let's take a look at the updated list:

warrantless condesencion, check
worthless vulgarity, check
tired insults, check
logical fallacy(ies), check
worn talking point(s), check
*hopelessly dependent, check


Great checklist...I think I'll use it next time Guttersnipe starts pounding his head up his ass which should be anytime now since he power-slams his head repeatedly up his ass as a substitute for rational logical thought when reality is thrust in his face.

4:07 PM  

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