Sunday, April 10, 2011

"John Boehner just made Barack Obama look like a helpless fool."

Although there are some grumblings about the budget deal from conservatives over the fact that John Boehner was "only" able to get MOST (but not all) of the budget cuts desired, on the Left there is great anger over this deal as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "John Boehner just made Barack Obama look like a helpless fool." That is a quote from the leftwing FireDogLake ARTICLE that denounces this deal. One overlooked facet of this deal is that the Senate will ONCE AGAIN be forced to vote on ObamaCare. BEAUTIFUL!!! Imagine the reaction of the two Democrat Nelsons in the Senate who face tough reelection campaigns due to their original ObamaCare vote that they have to vote on this poison bill AGAIN. So let us now watch the DUmmies bemoan the budget deal and their Dear Leader in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the BEST time to negotiate with Obama is just before he goes off on vacation, is in the [barackets]:


"John Boehner just made Barack Obama look like a helpless fool."

[What do you expect. One of them worked HARD all his life and the other just coasted thru life by not showing up for classes and voting "present." So which one do you think would make the better negotiator?]

You would think that a sentient President of the United States would be embarrassed, ashamed, and contrite after one of the more mindless and destructive governmental performances in years. Nope. Not the President who foolishly believes the federal government needs to tighten its belt because he’s clueless about the difference between families and the federal government. Has there ever been a Democratic President more befuddled about what leadership requires?

[Jimmy Carter must be smiling. He no longer ranks as the most befuddled Democrat President in history.]

Having locked his own DemaPod Party into voting to slash $38 billion for their own programs, Mr. Obama didn’t apologize. Instead he thought it was a moment to make another speech urging you to visit the Washington Monument, as though he were George Bush telling you to visit Disneyland. Why anyone would want to watch this spectacle of a government and party betraying their followers and making fools of themselves from the top of the Washington Monument escapes me.

[The best time to negotiate with Obama is just before he is scheduled to go on vacation. All he wants is the deal to be done so he can chill out and NOT work. BTW, isn't Obama scheduled to go on ANOTHER vacation to Ireland next month just after he has to negotiate with Boehner on raising the debt ceiling? Republicans would be wise to schedule the 2012 budget debate just before he is due to go on vacation in Martha's Vineyard late this summer. Barack Obama---You just conceded major points to the GOP in your latest deal, what are you going to do next? ..."I'm going to DisneyWorld!!!"]

This President owes an explanation to the American people why, at a time when the nation’s critical needs are going unmet at both the federal and state levels, when 50 million people are without health insurance, record numbers in poverty, 14 million people are unemployed — millions for more than a year — and Governors are balancing their budgets on the backs of teachers, firemen, police, health and safety workers, etc, he thinks the right policy is to slash federal spending even though the wealthiest Americans control 40 percent of the wealth and just got hundreds of billions in tax cut gifts.

[Why? Because I need to go on vacation, that's why. Hammering out budget details means WORK and it is just easier to concede the points and then head off to Colonial Williamburg to chill out again. Oh, and you want another debate on ObamaCare in the Senate again? Fine. Just let me split for another vacation. Hey, I'll even throw in a debate on Planned Parenthood. Just let me the hell out of this depressing work environment.]

And if you care about the “leadership” imagery, John Boehner just made Barack Obama look like a helpless fool. Boehner will get a few dumb primary threats, but he’s got two more rounds of this to feed the Zombies and he’s perfectly positioned for that.

[Two more rounds meaning the debate on raising the debt ceiling in May and the 2012 budget debate later this year. Schedule both debates just before Barack is due to go off on vacation (not hard to do since he seems to vacation monthly) and you can get him to concede on most of the major points since he has his mind on one thing only---getting away from WORK! A great negotiating tactic when your opponent is Maynard G. (WORK!) Krebs. And now the DUmmie reaction to the FireDogLake Article...]

Oh, I don't Think Obama Needed Any Help With That. He's very capable.....

[He doesn't need any help to look like a helpless fool?]

I agree--he did make Obama look like a fool.

[What kind of fool am I? Why am I feeling this has the makings of another great Charles Henrickson parody song?]

But you should see him play chess. And he wears his comfortable shoes.

[He also likes a neat crease in his pants whenever he is checkmated.]

Didn't he have the option of saying..."NO, you cannot gut our social programs after we just gave tax breaks to your wealthy backers. I'm vetoing anything less than full support for ALL our social programs."

[And threaten to terminate his valuable Colonial Williamsburg vacation? NEVER!]

I sincerly believe he'll be remebered as the: Worst Democratic president, ever!

[You've just made Jimmy Carter a happy man.]

He's never stood up for the People since the moment he finished his inaugaration speech.

[The People thrown under the bus.]

Had we had a LEADER..... a TAKE CHARGE, KICK BUTT LEADER starting on January 20th of '09 - we'd be in SUCH a DIFFERENT and BETTER place. What we got is idealistic pablum. Cold pablum, at that.

[I love the smell of cold pablum in the morning.]

entire performance by the dems and Obama has been indefensible. There was no debate, no negotiation, just republican demands that were completely met by the democrats.

[There was no choice. An impending vacation demanded full concession.]

How can anyone even muster the will for a half-hearted defense for this behavior?

[Maynard G. (WORK!) Krebs would understand.]

Debt ceiling here we come! Let's win by losing again!

[Yup! This was only the first of THREE budget related negotiations this year. The next one is about raising the debt ceiling in May just before Obama splits for his Ireland vacation. Then late this summer, just before his Martha's Vineyard vacation, comes the 2012 budget negotiations. More billions to be sliced away from the budget just so Obama can take off to his beloved vacations.]


24 Comments:

Anonymous Corona said...

Exactly. Find out his vacation scheduling and hit him with big budget-cutting sessions a few days earlier.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Dandapani said...

Went over to the DU thread. What a disorganized way to run a discussion forum. Can't follow any line of reasoning. Yo'ure a Saint for plowing through the dense forest of density to extract these nuggets.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Dandapani I advise a good hot shower and LOTS of soap!

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Had we had a LEADER..... a TAKE CHARGE, KICK BUTT LEADER starting on January 20th of '09"-DUmmie

You mean something like a "Cowboy President"?

4:43 PM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

Can't follow any line of reasoning.

There has to be a line of reasoning, first.

Dandapani I advise a good hot shower and LOTS of soap!

I use Chemical Hazard gear when I venture that a way. Decontamination just takes too long.

Caution! Duh statement follows:

God, these people are stupid.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""There was no debate, no negotiation, just republican demands that were completely met by the democrats."""""

HAHA what a DUmmie! The rats were simply thinking about what happened in the last election and are afraid for it to happen to them next election. The know what the people want. I say "THE PEOPLE", real people, not a small band of lunatic lefties that visit a forum and think they have some influence on our nation because they can type and eat pizza at the same time....

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You would think that a sentient President..."

Sentient, as in conscious? Is that all Dems expect from their leaders? I mean, give the man a Nobel Prize, he's conscious? And now even his ability to do that is in doubt.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

That certainly is a good idea for putting a stop to some of Obama's moronic ideas: Hit him with major opposition just before he's due for one of his monthly vacations. Use his own cowardice and laziness against him.
btw, I find it very odd that the same ultra- liberals who threw tantrums over the time Bush spent on vacation have no problem at all with the time Obama's spent on vacation, since even without taking into account the amount of time they each spend on vacations, Obama's habits are even worse than Bush's:
When Bush vacationed, it was usually just quiet, private excursions to his Crawford ranch house in which he didn't draw any more attention to himself than necessary, and even then, he usually conducted at least minor presidential duties while on vacation (i.e. meetings with certain key people).
In contrast, when Obama vacations, they're always big, loud, expensive (paid for on the taxpayers' dime, of course) trips to bustling, often- exotic locales of the sort that 98% of regular Americans could only dream of visiting (i.e. Martha's Vineyard, Mumbai), with full, fawning media coverage the whole time. I'm surprised he didn't take a vacation to Venice, Italy last month for Carnevale, that would have fit perfectly into his pattern. He and his family live it up and party while regular Americans make more and more sacrifices every day just to survive.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

[Jimmy Carter must be smiling. He no longer ranks as the most befuddled Democrat President in history.]

Stop stealing my lines!!!!

:>)

9:29 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"God, these people are stupid." jarhead

Yes, they are stupid. How would you compare them with these guys?

"feckless House leadership gets played like a cheap accordion."

"The time for negotiation is long since past, yet the cowardly RINO leaders insist on "working with President Obama"."

"Boehner...got played."

"We need a new Speaker of the House. Someone who will live up to their word. Someone like Michele Bachmann or Allen West."

"These LIARS didn't cut Planned Parenthood or Obama Care funding."...the dirty bastards.

Since this always becomes a stupid contest...oh screw it. You jackasses always lose interest right about now anyway. Why go on?

Anyway, as to your offer of the Kewpie Doll prize, PJinc, if you have one wearing a wet suit, I'd REALLY appreciate it you could set that one aside...

1:18 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

So. Your beloved Republican White offspring might get touched by a *gasp* brown persen and you lust to reopen Auschwitz? Its not time for equality or any of that happy horseshit - we will have REVENGE! We DEMAND 500 years of total Black Supremicy and higimony!

Its not time for equality - FUCK THAT!!!! We demand REVENGE!!!!

4:29 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Adam...you're a dumbshit BECAUSE you're completely incapable of knowing when you're magically persuaded. I don't know where to start. Your assumptions are off the chart. This "big, loud, expensive (paid for on the taxpayers' dime, of course)" vacation is a load of shit. It is. Simple as that.

It tells me, the mighty trog, that you're a Kool Aid drinker. I swear, everything you vomited up was right out of Fox and Friends. You love Big Bill, Sean, Beck...and and the anal abscess Viagra chewing idiot we, my mighty clan, know as "butt-button".


You listen to them night and day. I know it and you know it. You're a true believer through and through.

That makes you a lizard AND a religious zealot. What a combo. Keep it up.

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

Trog, trog, trog. More of the usual lies, insults, obscenities, and ignorance from you.

"Your assumptions are off the chart. This "big, loud, expensive (paid for on the taxpayers' dime, of course)" vacation is a load of shit. It is. Simple as that."
Actually, no, it's not. His big, astronomically- expensive vacations to those locales and others are well- known and well- documented. While Obama is demanding that average Americans make more and more sacrifices in their lifestyles, I recall a rather sickening photo op of a grinning Michelle in Mumbai being given lessons on Bollywood dancing, looking every bit like a stereotypical rich, ignorant tourist. Barack and his family sure know how to lead by example, don't they?

"You love Big Bill, Sean, Beck...and and the anal abscess Viagra chewing idiot we, my mighty clan, know as "butt-button".
You listen to them night and day. I know it and you know it."
Actually, no, you lying idiot, I DON'T. I don't have much patience for TV or radio news of any sort. There are only two occasions under which I'll watch Fox News:
1) If they're covering a major event (i.e. the presidential debates).
2) If I know in advance that someone I greatly respect will be on one of their shows (i.e. A week or so ago, when my favorite singer Rebecca St. James was a guest on Hannity).
Other than that, I don't watch it. So, once again, you're wrong and a liar, trog. It's what happens when your spposed "Knowledge" of us is based entirely off of stereotypes that you learned from TV shows.

"That makes you a lizard AND a religious zealot. What a combo. Keep it up."
1. Lizard? wtf are you talking about? Last time I checked, I'm a human being.
2. I'm a Christian who is devout in my beliefs, that hardly makes me a zealot, and my faith doesn't factor into this discussion at all. Though, of course, your hatred of that faith is so intense that you bring it into every thread I comment on. That makes you a liar, a Christophobe, a gutter- mouth, and a bigot. What a combo. I don't have to tell you to keep it up, it's wired into your brain to act like that.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Clone of Troglaman said...

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

Me slam head up ass to produce brilliance. Me scream lies to prove me am mighty genius. Me make wild claims because I not accept truth because me am brilliant. Me know everything by slamming head up ass.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"You listen to them day and night. I know it and you know it."

You don't know shit troggy, I know it and everyone on this blog knows it. All you do is bait us with obnoxious, ad hominen, attacks.

You're the digital equivalent of leg humping poodle.

Bad dog!

4:29 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Actually, no, it's not. His big, astronomically- expensive vacations to those locales and others are well- known and well- documented." adam

Are they?

See, the thing is, every trip the President makes is expensive. Any President. Air Force One...Secret Service detail...local coordination. And this is something special to Obama? No, it's not.

By the way, Obama "paid for his room" so to speak, every time.

When you say "When Bush vacationed, it was usually just quiet, private excursions to his Crawford ranch house", are you aware of the fact that Obama owns a home in Chicago? Not a villa or a ranch in Texas?

When you say Bush "usually conducted at least minor presidential duties while on vacation", are you implying Obama doesn't? If so, how do you know this?

And then you go on to say that "He and his family live it up and party while regular Americans make more and more sacrifices every day just to survive."

Drama Queen. My inner-homo is all a twitter.

Remember this?

"It was Aug. 29, McCain’s 69th birthday, and on the tarmac, Bush presented his old political rival with a cake...The cake, melting in the 110-degree Arizona heat, was left behind, uneaten." Air Force One was used to deliver the cake.

This happened several hours after Katrina hit. They were fishing bodies out of the water at the time. Did you have a problem with that, Adam? W made a little detour in Air Force One to deliver a cake to McCain. The answer is no, you didn't. 5 days later, while New Orleans was still begging for water and relief, W was playing air guitar at VJ celebration. Did you have a problem with that? Did you find the appearance improper? No. You didn't. Hmmm.

The clincher is the fact that you're even talking about how Obama appears because of his vacation choices. You're upset because Malkin is upset. You're upset because Fox and Friends is upset. You're upset because Beck's upset. And butt-button. You're a lemming.

By the way, which president took the most vacations?

Turnip.

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"You're upset because Malkin is upset. You're upset because Fox and Friends is upset. You're upset because Beck's upset. And butt-button."
Did you even read my last post, idiot? I don't watch or listen to any of those pundits, so I don't have a clue if they have ever even commented on Obama's vacations, let alone how they feel about it.

"By the way, which president took the most vacations?"
Bush was in office 6 years longer than Obama has been so far, so it's not a fair comparison.
"This happened several hours after Katrina hit. They were fishing bodies out of the water at the time. Did you have a problem with that, Adam? W made a little detour in Air Force One to deliver a cake to McCain."
Oh, excuse me. You feel that Bush making a quick detour to deliver a cake is on par with Obama taking several days at a time and spending hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars on his party vacations (i.e. The fact that Obama was partying in Brazil when we started our efforts in Libya)? Do you realize how stupid you sound?
Also, of course, there is the hypocrisy factor to consider. Bush was not the one who regularly preached for average Americans to make sacrifices in their lifestyles the way Obama does. As a matter of fact, hypocrisy is a defining trait of the Obama administration. Barack preaches about how average Americans need to cut back on everything in their own lives while he jets off on exorbitantly expensive vacations every month. Michelle, in turn, preaches about how people (Especially children) should eat nothing but tofu, dried fruit, and raw vegetables in the name of fighting obesity even as she stuffs her porcine face with junk food every chance she can get (Would you be interested in knowing the kinds of foods Moo-chelle and the other guests pigged out on at the White House Superbowl party?), and her butt grows bigger and bigger every day.

"Turnip."
Um, okaaaay. Thank you for sharing.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Fueled by hate and power-slamming his head squarely and repeatedly up his ass like a jackhammer, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - emitted pile after pile of worthless mental excrement....

Well, I see Guttersnipe pounded down enough Everclear to get back on here and spew more hate. Let's see what Guttersnipe came up with this time by power-slamming his head up his ass....

"See, the thing is, every trip the President makes is expensive. Any President. Air Force One...Secret Service detail...local coordination. And this is something special to Obama? No, it's not." - Troglaman, The Hate-Mongering Guttersnipe

Thanks for letting us know you've never heard of Camp David, which would make more sense for use if The Obamassiah were a leader which he is not and will never be.

By the way, Obama "paid for his room" so to speak, every time." - TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt

No he didn't Guttersnipe - we the taxpayers did you lying twit.

"And then you go on to say that "He and his family live it up and party while regular Americans make more and more sacrifices every day just to survive."

Drama Queen. My inner-homo is all a twitter." - Troglaman The Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe


No, that's simply an accurate statement which, based on your mindless drivel of a rant, forced to you instantaneously power-slam your ass.

Screw off, Guttersnipe, your mindless drivel is simply annoying.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Screw off, Guttersnipe, your mindless drivel is simply annoying." jj

And you can't stop reading it? Stop making yourself annoyed? Who's problem is that?

Yours...you're still reading...becoming annoyed...still reading...fuming...still reading...

So can you stop reading me, jj?

If not, then consider the fact that you're annoyed your problem. Not mine.

It'll make sense in the morning.

1:11 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"So can you stop reading me, jj?

If not, then consider the fact that you're annoyed your problem. Not mine.

It'll make sense in the morning." - Troglaman - The Official Hate-Mongering Lying Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site and the Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt.


It not a question of not reading your dishonest hate-fueled BS, Guttersnipe; the problem is you posting it and still acting like you have a clue and that you are someone of consequence. Flaming jackasses like you offend my sensibilities, particularly at this time. The best way you can stop annoying me and most everyone on this blog is to disappear. Some will miss your unintentional humorous stupidity, but no one will miss your hate-mongering condescending deliberate ignorance. I'd tell you to ram it up your ass, but that's impossible since your head is always in the way.

And nothing you say makes sense at any time of day...hell, a person could be simultaneously drunk, stoned and higher than a kite and you would STILL not make any sense Guttersnipe.

Like I said, screw off, Guttersnipe. You're every bit the brain-dead troll PJ finally identified you to be.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The best way you can stop annoying me and most everyone on this blog is to disappear." jackin jerry

You admit you're annoyed? Good for you.

Here's the deal, jj, just so you know - I don't give a shit.

Though I have to admit that my inner homo is somewhat delighted that my posts drive into the frenzied fantasies you indulge yourself in. The bitch is crazy, jj. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop exciting her.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

By the way, jj. In the spirit of "making sense".

When was the last time RepubliDUms brought down the deficit?

When was the last time the RepubliDUms didn't raise the deficit?

Answer these two simple questions then tell me who's "making sense".

You won't, of course. I've been around here long enough to know when things stop making sense to you blister-brains. And I, the mighty trog, can assure you it just happened. Right before your eyes.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"When was the last time RepubliDUms brought down the deficit?

When was the last time the RepubliDUms didn't raise the deficit?" - Troglaman The Hate-Mongering Guttersnipe.


1998 - 2001 Guttersnipe - look it up.

"Here's the deal..., just so you know - I don't give a shit." - Troglaman, The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt

Of course you don't...your head is always in the way.

You lose again, Guttersnipe...your drivel is still worthless and annoying.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"1998 - 2001 Guttersnipe - look it up." jackin jerry

What the fuck are you talking about? Really. Newt? Contract with America? What?

1998 through 2001 is the last time RepbubliDUms decreased the deficit according to the mighty jackhammer.

This, of course, has nothing to do with the fact that Clinton was President January 20, 1993 to January 20, 2001. No. RepubliDUms decreased the deficit from 1998 through 2001...according to the jam-man.

I don't believe him. What should be interesting is hearing from anyone that does.

Think zoologically and it becomes a lot more fun.

1:24 AM  

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