All HUffies Guilty of INCITING VIOLENCE!!
All we heard last week was that the "Teabaggers" were guilty of "inciting violence." For instance, by her use of traditional political metaphorical language like "reload" and "targeted," Sarah Palin, the right-wing Moosiah, was sending clear signals to her rabid followers to literally hunt down progressives. And there were those stories about protesters shouting the "N"-word against Reps. Lewis and Cleaver--although audio of the alleged incident could detect no such shouts. Even so, all you heard last week was how the right wing had become dangerously unhinged and was turning violent.
Well, now today, lo and behold, there is an arrest of a person making legitimate threats of violence against a congressman. Must be a Teabagger, right? WRONG! The man arrested is from the Looney Left! He is one Norman Leboon of Philadelphia.
So now I guess we'll have to call it the LEBOONEY Left! It seems that Mr. Leboon posted video threats against Republican Rep. Eric Cantor--who, you will recall, recently had a bullet fired into his office.
What do we know about this Norman Leboon? He's an Obama donor! Indeed, Norman Leboon, it turns out, is . . . a HUffie!
Yes, Norman Leboon, aka HUffie NLEBOON1653. Therefore, using the logic we heard this past week, and now with at least some evidence to back it up, we must conclude: THE HUFFIES ARE GUILTY OF INCITING VIOLENCE!! ALL PROGRESSIVES ARE DANGEROUS, UNHINGED, VIOLENT NUTCASES!!
Let's see how Mr. Leboon's fellow HUffies try to deflect and defend themselves here in this THREAD, "Norman Leboon ARRESTED, Threatened To Kill Rep. Eric Cantor." The HUffies' comments are in Violence-Are-Red, while the calm, cool, and collected commentary of your peace-loving humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, appalled at the violence inherent in the Lebooney Left, is in the [brackets]:
Norman Leboon ARRESTED, Threatened To Kill Rep. Eric Cantor
[Leboon must be a Teabagger, right, and Rep. Cantor must be a Demo--WAIT A MINUTE, CANTOR IS A . . . RETHUGLICAN!?! Wha-aa???!! How can this BE??]
During the video NORMAN LEBOON made the following statements: "My Congressman Eric Cantor, and you and your cupcake evil wife..." "Remember Eric...our judgment time, the final Yom Kippur has been given. You are a liar, you're a Lucifer, you're a pig, a greedy f*cking pig, you're an abomination, you receive my bullets in your office, remember they will be placed in your heads. You and your children are Lucifer's abominations."
[Love, love, love. Norman Leboon, HUffie, violence-threatener, anti-Semite. Norman is a candidate for the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™.]
His mental condition should only determine what treatment he needs in prison.
[He's a HUffie. Doesn't that tell you enough about his mental condition?]
The story doesn't mention that he's also an Obama donor.
[Oops! And it doesn't mention that he's a HUffie, either!]
This is very sad. People are getting fired up by talk shows, Fox News and Fox News' nemesis, MSNBC.
So what if he is an Obama donor??????
[It means that OBAMA is inciting violence!]
The teabaggers come home to roost.
[This HUffie tries the Jeremiah Wright Gambit.]
This guy is a bigot and a nut - allegedly.
[And a HUffie - definitely.]
You are making all this up.
[LA LA LA!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!]
WTF?....Where are the folks who threaten Democrats? Why are they not arrested yet? ARGHHHHHHHHH!
[Maybe because THEY DIDN'T DO IT! ARGHHHHHHHHH!]
Rev. Wright said it best "violence begets violence"....the teaparty needs to stop running around being violent because it only begets more violence from others.
[One little problem with your theory: The Tea Party people haven't been violent.]
I don't see where he says he wanted to k!ll Cantor.
[I guess "you receive my bullets in your office, remember they will be placed in your heads"--that's just a friendly greeting.]
"cupcake evil wife" is that a backhanded compliment?
[Depends if you like cupcakes--or evil.]
Liberals are not anti-Semitic.
[Tell that to Benjamin Netanyahu, who just got dissed by Hussein the Bower-in-Chief.]
Karma, just plain old Karma.
[Cantor's own fault! He brought it on himself!]
hey do you think we can all chip in and get this guy a good lawyer
[I hear John Edwards is available.]
He's a plant.
[A perfect ROVIAN plant! Devious, isn't it?]
Norman Leboon needs to be on meds, in a straightjacket and in a rubber room ASAP
[Better yet, lock up ALL the HUffies, since they all must be guilty of INCITING VIOLENCE!!]
A Liberal? Sounds more like a mental patient.
Loonies are just loonies.
[Leboonies are just leboonies.]
He donated $815, or so, to the Obama campaign.
[Change we can believe in!]
I'm glad this insane man has been locked up.
[Olbermann's been arrested too? I hadn't heard.]
He's an Obama donor.
Why do you think Liberals would defend threats on someone's life and family?
[Oh, maybe the 8+ years of unrelenting attacks on Bush and Cheney. Just a thought.]
Lefties are not anti-semitic.
[Except when they are.]
STOP THIS MADNESS NOW
[Is that you, John Calipari?]
Cantor DOES however merit a good spanking at the very least.
[Is that you, benburch?]
[HUffie! Norman Leboon is a HUffie! Therefore ALL HUffies--all Lebooney Lefties--are guilty of INCITING VIOLENCE!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH!]