A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Patrick Kennedy, Motivational Speaker
If you thought that Patrick Kennedy's recent rant on the House floor sounded familiar, then this VIDEO will provide the answer. What is amazing is the astounding similarity of the voices of the real loon and the pretend loon.
"Patches" Kennedy is a certified lunatic (besides being a drunken drug crazed jackass). Good thing he's quitting Congress because he's a dead man walking as far an election would go in Rhode Island.
It does say something (and that something is not good) when a DSA politician's rant sounds so much like a Chris Farley skit on SNL.
By the way - you can bet he'll be out of Rhode Island at near warp speed once he's out of office and back in Massachusetts.
We've come a long way from John F. Kennedy and Camelot to poor befuddled Pat. Not too bright and addicted to booze and pills, his tenure in Congress ends with an incoherent rant. Much like the Democrat party in that respect.
I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being who materializes once every 5000 years in a Las Vegas hotel suite. My greatest goal in my eternal life is to spend 6 months on a small tropical island with Mary Matalin doing nothing but pitching a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) deal with her. If you happen to be Mary Matalin, please contact me at:
pjcomix@gmail.com. If you are anybody else, you can contact me there too. Remember, if you are a book publisher, please feel free to embarrass me with an extravagant book advance.
5 Comments:
That, sir, is a career-killer.
Well, that and the goofy 80's hair.
"Patches" Kennedy is a certified lunatic (besides being a drunken drug crazed jackass). Good thing he's quitting Congress because he's a dead man walking as far an election would go in Rhode Island.
It does say something (and that something is not good) when a DSA politician's rant sounds so much like a Chris Farley skit on SNL.
By the way - you can bet he'll be out of Rhode Island at near warp speed once he's out of office and back in Massachusetts.
I'm a bit disappointed troggy-boy isn't here to defend the stupidity.
Troggy, you're slacking young lad.
Skul
Awww. Don't pick on him.
There really isn't much to say when your best attempt at impassioned, persuasive speech is a near-clone of a looney Chris Farley skit.
Pat couldn't have screwed himself more thoroughly if he had come out and started delivering his silly rant in Bullwinkle Moose's voice...
"Hey! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!"
We've come a long way from John F. Kennedy and Camelot to poor befuddled Pat. Not too bright and addicted to booze and pills, his tenure in Congress ends with an incoherent rant. Much like the Democrat party in that respect.
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