Monday, November 01, 2010

Some DUmmies Resigning Themselves to BIG Election Loss

Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:

I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]

So these ARE end times?

[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]

Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?

[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]

The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.

[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]

I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.


We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.

[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]

The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida

[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]

Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.

[You only voted once?]

Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample

[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]

Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]

Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....

[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]

we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]

I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.

[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]

Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.

[How about the Audacity of Nope?]

I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.

[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]


Anonymous Libby Tard said...

These quitters make me sick!! Just because most polls say the Rethugs are going to win, dosen't mean they're true. I've seen a couple of polls that say the Democratics are going to win..How do we know they are wrong. Just because the Kos isn't Faux news, their analysis is ignored; becuse it doesn't fit the Media meme.

Disgusting!! God put Obama here to help the Earf, and all we've done is turned our backs on him. All this delay in His agenda is causing folks like me to have to pay our own mortgage and car. Probably never see the sattelite subsidy, now I'll have to go back to basic cable.. where all they got is Faux news... Well all I got to say to that is....FAUX YOU Repugs!! We're going to win tomorrow....Please Gaia makes us win and give the Repugs crotch sores!!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

What?... What's happening?!?... Us Rethugs can't see anything from the back of the bus!...

Stop breathing my oxygen, you idiot DUmmie wastes of skin.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"Americans are fucking stupid...they are stupid worthless
pieces of shit. I hate this fucking country and its people..."


" many idiot Americans we have no hope."

I love the smell of DUmmie rage, hatred, and panic; it smells like Republican victory.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Hey Libby Tard - what the hell is the Earf? I've never heard of that god of the Moonbat religious group.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Corona. said...

Earf is how Rush says Earth. Bidness. Soshsecurity. Chirren.

Thursday nights Tim Conway Jr. does a segment titled "What the hell did Jesse Jackson say". Funny-ass stuff.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent parody, Libby. Sadly, many DUmmies actually are that crazy.

6:13 PM  

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