DUmmies Consider Alvin Greene Election the No. 1 Issue
Forget the failing economy, the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster, or terrorism. According to the DUmmies, the top issue of our time should be Alvin Greene winning the Democrat nomination for senator in South Carolina. Think I'm kidding? Then just take a look at the title of this THREAD, "Alvin Greene getting 'elected' shows us what are no 1 issue should be." As we saw in the previous DUFU EDITION, the DUmmies definitely have Alvin on their mind and just can't quit thinking about him. So let us now watch the DUmmies obsess over Alvin Greene to the exclusion of anything based in reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who forgot all about Alvin until seeing this thread, is in the [brackets].
Alvin Greene getting "elected" shows us what are no 1 issue should be.
[An aware Left finally gets Alvinized.]
Election reform. Alvin Greene somehow "won" the election when he lost the absentee vote by 84 to 16. Absentee voting has a paper trail, while the electronic machines don't. There is no logical way Greene legitimately won this election. This would be like the constitution party winning the presidency.
[Your voting machines have been Alvinized.]
This election shows that these machines are simply unreliable. Therefore election reform needs to be our number one issue. If we don't have election reform, none of the other issues matter, because these machines can be manipulated to make any result the powers that be wan
[The economy is falling apart all around us but let's obsess over Alvin.]
K & R this thread if you think election reform should be our number one issue. Unrecommend it if you think it shouldn't.
[Strictly for the comedy material it provides, I am recommending that Alvin remain your no. 1 issue.]
If this isn't fixed.. We will be able to fix NOTHING!! We are disenfranchised, all of us. The contract we have with our own government is broken and thus invalid. If there was ever an invitation to anarchy it is this.
[Could you relay your woe over this to the oil cleanup crews in the Gulf
As it should have been our priority after 2000 and 2004
[Alvin will be THE issue in 2012.]
Just because Obama won, does NOT mean our elections are OK.
[Obama won in a landslide and you're still whining about voting machines?]
To add to the conspiracy theorizing if the machine people are manipulating elections I posit that they will test what the limits of manipulation that can the public and the media will accept before they call foul. If so they would try it out in smaller races first before attempting it in more important races. Maybe in this case it was bad programmer or the machines weren't set up right but an 86 point swing definitely calls for an investigation.
[Today Alvin; tomorrow the Chipmunks!]
Who is more likely to be black, Rawl or Greene?
[Greene is the new Black.]
Now the Democrats HAVE to run him against Demint...
[A Greene/DeMint debate somehow sounds like a sweet mixed drink.]
Trial run for nation wide in November???
[Alvin 2012!!! Hey, he already has the Chipmunk vote.]
This really smells as bad as the oil in the Gulf.
[Worse...according to the DUmmies.]
Each state needs to elect a Secretary of State who cares about this issue.
[Alvin Greene for Secretary of State!]