The Alvin Chronicles Continue
Is Alvin Greene faking it ? or is he really slow ? he has a degree in political science
[IQ conspiracy theory.]
Maybe the guy on TV isn't really Alvin Green.
[Could it be Pinky Lee or Buster Brown or Betty White or Red Skelton?]
He sure seems to have the mind of a plant.
[Didn't he used to live in Mike Gravel's garden?]
I don't think he's faking being an idiot. But he is being fed everything he says and he is telling lies.
[Karl Rove is speaking through Alvin's earpiece.]
Alvin Greene for President!
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I haven't seen any interviews, since I still have analog TV with no digital converter, so I'm just guessing.
[And YOU'RE complaining that Alvin isn't bright?]
I think he's seriously mentally impaired. Either that, or he's a guy of average to low intelligence who's been paid well to be where he is, shut up and say as little as possible. But either way, there's very little light in there. And the University of South Carolina, if it actually gave him a degree, should be sued for malpractice.
[So can Columbia U and Harvard be sued for giving You-Know-Who degrees when he didn't even bother to show up for classes?]