Monday, June 14, 2010

The Alvin Chronicles Continue

The DUmmie obsession with the WINNER of the Demcrat senate primary in South Carolina, Alvin Greene, continues. Why? My theory is that Obama has proven himself so incredibly inept and lacking in leadership in the Gulf oil crises that the DUmmies would rather focus on other topics. Also by devising elaborate conspiracy theories now over Alvin, it gives DUmmies the excuse that the elections were stolen when the results of November's elections come in. The latest chapter of the Alvin Chronicles can be seen in the THREAD, "Is Alvin Greene faking it ? or is he really slow ? he has a degree in political science." So let us now watch the DUmmies once again provide us with comedy gold in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your strict Alvinist humble correspondent, is in the [brackets]:


Is Alvin Greene faking it ? or is he really slow ? he has a degree in political science

[IQ conspiracy theory.]

Maybe the guy on TV isn't really Alvin Green.

[Could it be Pinky Lee or Buster Brown or Betty White or Red Skelton?]

He sure seems to have the mind of a plant.

[Didn't he used to live in Mike Gravel's garden?]

I don't think he's faking being an idiot. But he is being fed everything he says and he is telling lies.

[Karl Rove is speaking through Alvin's earpiece.]

Alvin Greene for President!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I haven't seen any interviews, since I still have analog TV with no digital converter, so I'm just guessing.

[And YOU'RE complaining that Alvin isn't bright?]

I think he's seriously mentally impaired. Either that, or he's a guy of average to low intelligence who's been paid well to be where he is, shut up and say as little as possible. But either way, there's very little light in there. And the University of South Carolina, if it actually gave him a degree, should be sued for malpractice.

[So can Columbia U and Harvard be sued for giving You-Know-Who degrees when he didn't even bother to show up for classes?]

47 Comments:

Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Poor Alvin will be "disappeared" by the Democrat establishment.

But maybe he'll become a real life Chauncy Gardner (ala "Being There") impressing daffy Carolina voters who interpret his inability to speak as a wise silence and his banalities as wisdom: "You must plant in the Fall."

Senator Alvin Green couldn't be any worse than Senator Harry Reid or Chuck Schumer or the other imbeciles and crackpots who infest Congress and oppress and bankrupt this country.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Also by devising elaborate conspiracy theories now over Alvin, it gives DUmmies the excuse that the elections were stolen when the results of November's elections come in. - PJ

Hate to disagree with you, but you're mistaken...they don't need an excuse to claim that. Anytime the DSA candidate loses to a GOP candidate the election was stolen in their minds since in their fantasy universe there is no way their superior talent can be honestly rejected by the public.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I heard Alvin Greene on Mark Levins' show. Levin was extra nice to him. Still Greene came off as someone with a third grade education. That's not a racist statement. That's an honest assessment of someone who's spent a lifetime in the marketplace making judgments of his co-workers.
Greene is not a bad person, on the contrary, he's a well meaning person. I noticed that. But he is not eligible to be a senator.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Corona - not to be a nit-picker but the correct term would be he's not qualified by experience or education to be a US Senator. If he's over the age of 30 and a citizen, he's eligible.

But you're right, he shouldn't get elected....but then again, we did elect someone barely more qualified to be PRESIDENT, so who can say for sure?

Lucky for the country that the DSA doesn't have a big base in South Carolina and that DeMint will in all likelihood be re-elected.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"If you were going to commit voter fraud or whatever the legal jiggery-pokery is, would you include a brain like Mr. Greene? Talk about your weakest link!" troglanon

Yes. That's exactly right. Why would they do it? It defies explanation. As asked in an earlier thread, who has the most to gain by Greene's nomination?

I guess the same question could be asked about Angle's nomination in Nevada. At least she's been out there proclaiming her wingnuttery for years. Greene has remained under the radar, even now.

On a side note, I'm encouraged by your all's sudden discovery of environmental protectionism. Have you all been secret treehuggers all this time? You've been working for years and years against the dangers of off-shore drilling and what it could (will) do to our coast-lines, have you? Or is your inner treehugger finally making a break for it.

One has to appreciate the irony of all those who've been deriding environmentalists suddenly accusing the Messiah of not being environmentalist enough. No opportunism going on here. Move along now.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman, master of the unargued assertion.

5:41 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"troglaman, master of the unargued assertion." elrond

What the fuck are you talking about? anon says "If you were going to commit voter fraud or whatever the legal jiggery-pokery is, would you include a brain like Mr. Greene? Talk about your weakest link!" That's not MY assertion, dipwad. I, troglaman, just happen to agree with anon's assertion. And what the hell is a "MASTER OF THE UNARGUED ASSERTION" anyway?

Jesus. Whatever it is, I'll take credit for it. I like being the master of anything including the MASTER OF THE UNARGUED ASSERTION. Could be sexy. For example, I troglaman, could go up to some hot babe and say "You want to ravage me right now" and she'd be like "How can I argue with the MASTER OF THE UNARGUED ASSERTION?"

Fuck yes.

I think elrond finally groks troglaman.

1:01 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"On a side note, I'm encouraged by your all's sudden discovery of environmental protectionism."

You miss a lot, don't you, trogaltroll?

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

torggy,

Do a little Googling.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Wow, can you believe it? Have I awakened in 1950? Just think about it; white Southern democrats attempting to take a legitimate election win away from a black man; and a black representative (Clyburn) leading the charge! Where's the outrage from the MSM?

2:31 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

susie,

Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people.
Just ask "Sheets" Byrd.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people." kat

That's sort of turning things upside down, isn't it?

You're saying DUmmies elected an uppity colored person in South Carolina because they "have always had a problem with uppity colored people"?

Makes sense to me.

The alternative explanation is that you're an idiot.

2:58 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gee, troggy, kat was just employing a little bit of sarcasm. I think the alternative explanation is that you're an idiot.

11:03 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Wow, can you believe it? Have I awakened in 1950? Just think about it; white Southern democrats attempting to take a legitimate election win away from a black man" susie

Then you go on to say a black man is leading the charge. And you obviously have no trouble saying it. Know why? Because you think Clyburn's the 1950's white southern democrat's nigger, that's why. An Uncle Tom, '50's style.

So the answer to your question "Have I awakened in 1950?" is 'no'. You still haven't woken up. As a matter of fact, please be a good baby and go the fuck back to sleep. Please?

12:56 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You wish we'd all go to sleep....nope, trogster. Most of America is wide awake...in fact, we can see November from our houses.

8:16 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gee, again, troggy, sarcasm goes right over your pointed little head. To use your logic, I should have said "did I awake in 1850?"...we know democrats like to keep their blacks on the plantation. Can't let them stray too far, right trogster?

8:21 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"troglaman said...
"Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people." kat

That's sort of turning things upside down, isn't it?"

Why, no, sweetie, the Democrat Party has always been the party of the four S's: slavery, secession, segregation and socialism.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Gee, again, troggy, sarcasm goes right over your pointed little head." susie

Cut and paste the "sarcastic" comments, dumbshit. Can't wait.

It's amazing to me how readily willing you are to become a flagrant new species of coconut. No doubt even stupider than the one we've got now.

So let's hear the "sarcastic" shit offered up by kat, etc. What's this clever under-current I, troglaman, simply can't grasp?

This should be good.

12:51 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gee, troggy, I'm so impressed....not. I am so underwhelmed by your rhetoric. You can call me all the filthy names you want, but you still make no sense. You use this vulgarity to hide the fact that you are basically an idiot. But, we see through your facade. There is no there, there. I pity you. It must be terrible being you.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"What's this clever under-current I, troglaman, simply can't grasp?"

Most of reality, apparently.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Gee, troggy, I'm so impressed....not. I am so underwhelmed by your rhetoric. You can call me all the filthy names you want, but you still make no sense. You use this vulgarity to hide the fact that you are basically an idiot." susie

Filthy and vulgar names like "coconut" and "idiot"? I'm being nice. OK, I called you a dumbshit but here's the deal - you kept saying I didn't get the sarcasm.

I want you to cut and paste these "sarcastic" comments I somehow didn't get. OK? That should be easy enough for you, my beautiful yet vacant orchid. Then we can all decide if they're "sarcastic". That's all.

Another troglamatic prediction - susie won't do it because she's a...um...wondrous sparkle pony.

2:34 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

If the sarcasm has to be pointed out, you wouldn't get it even if it was pointed out.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oh, gee, troggy, you only called me "dumb_it" once so I'm blowing it all out of proportion. I've been posting comments on this website for several years now, off and on. You've called me every name in the book many times. I've been taught that when one resorts to vulgarity to try and get their point across, they have no worthy argument.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

And since you're too dumb to understand sarcasm when you read it, I guess we all need to use the sarcasm tag (/sarc) for your benefit.
And what Lazarus Long said!

1:19 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And since you're too dumb to understand sarcasm when you read it..." susie

I've been on this site for years myself. Are you seriously suggesting I, troglaman, have never been called names? That I haven't gotten promises to hunt me down?

I'm so sorry if I've offended your delicate sensibilities, susie. But the fact is you raised the 'sarcasm' issue, not me. I simply wanted you to show me the sarcasm. And you won't. You can't.

The reason is because there was no sarcasm in the first place and you don't want to make an ass of yourself. That's why you've resorted to the making my offensive language and your existential pain the issue. Wimp.

Cut and paste the "sarcasm" you frigging moralistic cowards. Let's see if you can do it. Step the fuck up.

(won't happen...just watch)

3:38 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"I've been on this site for years myself."

And yet nobody likes you.

Wonder why that is?

"I simply wanted you to show me the sarcasm."

WHHOOOSH!!!!!

Right over your head it goes.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Troggy, you think I care what you call me? lol To care, I'd have to value your opinion. I just get a kick out of setting you off. Your vulgarity doesn't offend me, you offend me.

10:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Show me the sarcasm, susie.

Last chance.

3:11 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

WHHOOOSH!!!!!

6:47 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Last chance."

Or you'll what, lower the level of your discourse?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

6:48 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

LL, you hit that one out of the ballpark....homerun!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"LL, you hit that one out of the ballpark....homerun!" susie

Still unable to quote the comment that I didn't understand as sarcastic. Fucking typical.

"Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people." kat

"You're saying DUmmies elected an uppity colored person in South Carolina because they "have always had a problem with uppity colored people"? Makes sense to me." trog

"Gee, troggy, kat was just employing a little bit of sarcasm. I think the alternative explanation is that you're an idiot." susie

"Cut and paste the "sarcastic" comments, dumbshit. Can't wait." trog

"And since you're too dumb to understand sarcasm when you read it..." susie

"I want you to cut and paste these "sarcastic" comments I somehow didn't get. OK? That should be easy enough for you, my beautiful yet vacant orchid." trog

"You can call me all the filthy names you want, but you still make no sense. You use this vulgarity to hide the fact that you are basically an idiot." susie

So here we are. To be fair, susie said "Troggy, you think I care what you call me? lol" which is interesting since she brought up my "filthy and vulgar" language in the first place. I, troglaman, think she's a closet fragile flower.

So susie, why don't you quit blowing shit and just tell me what comment I didn't understand as sarcastic? Was it kat's comment? If it was, explain the sarcasm. Prove to us that you're not a dumbshit. Bet you can't.

2:56 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gee, troggy, quit beating around the bush, and admit you don't understand sarcasm when you see it. I'll explain it one more time, but slowly, so even you can understand. If you have to explain a sarcastic remark to someone (are you still with me, troggy, I hope I'm not typing too fast for you), they wouldn't have gotten it in the first place. As LL would say; Whoooooosh!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Wow, troggy, I thought yesterday was my "last chance". You gave me a second chance....gee how nice of you. You must be getting soft in your old age (yeah, soft in the head).

11:52 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"So susie, why don't you quit blowing shit and just tell me what comment I didn't understand as sarcastic?"

You wouldn't understand.

It'd be a waste of time.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people." kat

I don't think she was being sarcastic at all (kat, you can join in anytime here).

If I, troglaman, had countered with "What are you talking about? Dems have NEVER had a problem with uppity colored people," kat would've launched into how racist were the southern dems of the 50's and 60's. If I had said "What are you talking about? The dems just elected a black person president," kat would've wondered why, then, the dems are having such a big problem with Greene.

In other words, she would've defended her statement as true, not sarcastic. That's my, troglaman's, read - she wasn't being sarcastic. And I've explained why, unlike the rest of you blithering swine.

kat isn't saying. That makes your interpretation, susie ("kat was employing sarcasm") just that - an interpretation just like mine...but one you can't intelligently defend in my opinion. Or maybe you can. At least you could fucking try, for Christ's sake. But you won't. You can't.

2:37 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...the other imbeciles and crackpots who infest Congress and oppress and bankrupt this country." elrond

That'd be you.

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"That'd be you."

No, that would be the people you voted for, the ones who are bankrupting us.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

The Democrat Party has always been the party of the four S's: slavery, secession, segregation and socialism.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oh, good Lord, troggy is still beating that dead horse....Webster's Dictionary says sarcasm is a "cutting remark". Kat said a cutting remark; LL made cutting remarks; I made cutting remarks. I'm not going to go to the trouble to "cut and paste" every one, when you can just scroll up and read them. They go over your pointy little head anyway, so why bother. Good Lord, give it a break. Don't you have anything better to do. Take your little puppy for a walk, do something constructive, get a life already.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"No, that would be the people you voted for, the ones who are bankrupting us." elrond

The Bush administration was just for shits and giggles. Sure.

What you're actually bitching about is the time it's taking for Obama to dig us out of the giant shit-pile you stupid asswipes buried us in.

3:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I'm not going to go to the trouble to "cut and paste" every one" susie

I didn't ask for every one, little miss drama. I asked for the ONE sarcastic comment. We both knew it was kat's and you never delivered.

I had a little trouble cutting and pasting "Democrats have always had a problem with uppity colored people" myself. But I, the strong and mighty trog, bore the burden...three times counting this one I think. I'm exhausted.

Susie left just a few things out of the definition.

sar·casm /ˈsɑrkæzəm/ Show Spelled[sahr-kaz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark

Call me crazy, but isn't "cutting remark" like the last one? Cheap seats? Why'd you pick that one? I would've gone for #1.

3:47 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

"Cheap seats? Why'd you pick that one? I would've gone for #1." I picked the cheap seats cause I felt you'd feel right at home. I imagined that when you did go to Grateful Dead concerts, you always paid for the "cheap" seats.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

Got bad news for you sport, Obama's shovel is digging us a fiscal pit that you, me, our children and our grandchildren will struggle to escape.

George Bush hasn't spent a dime of federal money since January 19, 2009. All the record spending, record deficits and record borrowing of the past 17 months is Obama's responsibility. Federal spending is now 24% of GDP.

At the G-20 meeting last week, even the Europeans warned Barry to reduce his reckless deficit spending. He will, of course, ignore their warnings.

2010-2019 will be a lost decade.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

P.S. Since the passage of the Recovery Act, America's private sector has shed and additional 2.7 million jobs. But not to worry, during the same period, government has hired 400,000 people.

That hole keeps getting deeper.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"The Bush administration was just for shits and giggles. Sure.

What you're actually bitching about is the time it's taking for Obama to dig us out of the giant shit-pile you stupid asswipes buried us in."

The Bush administration spent money like a drunken sailor.

The Oilbama regime spends money like a coked up Armada.

Big difference, you retarded marmoset.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"What you're actually bitching about is the time it's taking for Obama to dig us out of the giant shit-pile you stupid asswipes buried us in."

Ever notice the less troglaman has to say the more abusive his language becomes? It's a defensive measure; if you shout something loud enough or abusive enough, it has to be true.

8:31 PM  

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