"John Edwards was RIGHT"
It looks like Barack Obama has disappointed the DUmmies to the extent that they are now looking for a new hero. And who have they chosen? None other than an old hero, the ambulance chasing philanderer known as...John Edwards! Yes, unbelievably the Breck Girl now has strange new respect in DUmmieland as you can see in this THREAD, "John Edwards was RIGHT..." Too FUnnie! You sure know how to pick them, DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies idolize their new/old hero in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Edwards is still channeling deceased children for profit, is in the [brackets]:John Edwards was RIGHT...
[...about Breck being the best shampoo?]
The healthcare insurers are not going to negotiate away anything. IF we want real healthcare reform we are going to have to take it from them. And there is the rub, 'negotiating' has to be in good faith or it does not work at all. What we are seeing is a carefully designed plan to feign good faith negotiating while in reality bringing about delay which will eventually kill any kind of real reform. We must take it from them... No truer words were ever spoken. Forget bipartisanship....
[Yes, follow your new role model over the cliff. And now on to the other DUmmies]
You're completely right, of course..... But putting John Edwards name in it guarantees that all you will get is attacks on Edwards.
[GASP! How could anybody even think about attacking the 2007 Father of the Year?]
We are beholden to our corporate overlords, and our President, sadly, is one of them.
[The One is thrown under the bus by the DUmmies as the Silky Pony replaces him in their pantheon of heroes.]
Still Got John Edwards On My Car Too! Edwards... "You Must Defeat Them!" and the corporate media and the "StarF*cker" took him away from us!
[Hey, at least she was keeping it Rielle.]
Edwards Had The Best Plan By Far in '08, That's Why HE Was Trashed!
[Oh, so THAT'S why Elizabeth tossed him out of their palace!]
My Stickers Were Magnetic One... Still Have His Shirts & The Magnetic Stickers too!
[Do you still have your plastic Johnny up on the dashboard of your car?]
My sticker is staying - as well as my avator and sig lines. I'm an Edwards Democrat for life - regardless of what the political climate here is. He was right on so many levels and the first politician to really speak out against the corporate control of DC.
[And of course, your Johnny would have NEVER betrayed you like Barack did since the Breck Girl is so totally honest.]
What first made me sit up and take notice was the fact that Edwards kicked off his campaign in New Orleans. Since the days of Bobby Kennedy, the conventional wisdom (written by the corporate media and PR firms) has told us that it's toxic for a presidential candidate to directly address issues of poverty. I admired Edwards' guts for tackling this vital topic and for speaking the truth about health care:
[Posted the DUmmie who emptied his pockets for Bev Harris.]
Edwards was a great Dem politician. I hope he'll be back.
[John Edwards is only $10 away from being back.]
John was right about most things.
[Especially about marital fidelity.]
Over Obama's entire career he made FAR fewer changes than Edwards
[Make that hope and changes.]
The ONLY time Obama acted like he was for single-payer, universal healthcare was when JOHN forced the issue. the ONLY time.
[Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye.]
Edwards backed down on everything. He was a fake, a phony and a charlatan. Why would anyone continue to support this lying, cheating politician is beyond me.
[Is that you, Elizabeth?]
The reason I was (and still am) so angry about Edwards' conduct is not that I think he is such a bad man, but because he was our only hope for decent government. Obama is a wonderful person in some respects but, perhaps unknowingly, he is owned by big business. Edwards had watched the devastation of his hometown and its culture and industry, an industry in which he had, at one point, apparently considered working in, and he knew what our choices are. No other candidate had such an accurate view of our reality.
[Yes, that firm grip on reality is what made Johnny so appealing.]
I was an Edwards supporter and donated more to him than I have any other political candidate.
[P.T. Barnum stated that there was one of you born every minute.]
I want this country back, and I want to see Obama to succeed, but IMO he needs start making those CHANGES he talked about day in and day out during the campaign. He's actually REVERSED himself on quite a few things and I feel somewhat betrayed.
[And, of course, Johnny would NEVER betray anybody. And would you like to buy that bridge now?]
Would Edwards have actually kept his word, though?
[But of course! Edwards would NEVER lie to you.]
I can't believe anyone would ever trust Edwards again, his wife included.
[Is that you, Rielle?]
If nothing more, Edwards did, at least, speak truth to power when he had the chance.
[Too bad he couldn't speak truth to Elizabeth.]
John Edwards was attacked by the press starting 01/08 because he would have delivered health reform.
[Sniff! Where have all the heroes gone? Young girls have picked them everyone.]
johny hedgefund was and is a duplicitous f*ck who made money off the backs of Katrina victims and VICIOUSLY attacked howard dean in 2004 on healthcare.
[Prepare for your Tombstone ceremony.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 5:26 PM
39 Comments:
John Edwards? Silky Pony? Breck Girl?
You've got to be kidding me.
A shallow, hypocritical narcissist (hmmmm...like Obama, come to think of it), who is far more fluff than substance isn't going to get a comeback this soon. Not after hosing his cancer-stricken wife for a campaign groupie.
Even if his egregious personal behavior is finally gotten over, his lack of real credentials isn't going to be. We've tried the inexperienced "feelgood" hopenchange candidate, and I, for one, will NEVER let this happen again.
McCain was no jewel, but Obama is a disaster, and Edwards?
Not fit to lick Obama's feet.
Ew.
Very well said Anon 1:50
Well I for one welcome our new corporate overlords, and look forward to helping them quell the voices of disharmony which would derail their enviable program of world domination. By the way, are they hiring right now?
I find it hilarious that the one person who is in FACT standing up, speaking out and taking D.C. the media and everyone ELSE to task is.....
Sarah Palin!
She is saying exactly those things that the DUmmies supposedly want to hear. I WONDER why they're not listening or hearing her words??
LOL Too fucking funny!
Edwards self-destructed, he was not brought down by the corporate media (the DU's favorite boogeyman) or anyone other than himself. The MSM went out of its way to avoid reporting on Edwards' sordid affair, it was the National Enquirer that nailed him.
The Democrats were lucky that Edward did not receive the Presidential nomination; news of his sexual escapades would have wrecked his campaign and put Captain Whacky in the White House.
Speaking of health care reform, Congressman John Conyers (D, Mi) was asked if he was aware of the health's plans provisions.
I have these members [of Congress], they say 'Read the bill'. What good is reading a bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?
Couldn't have said it better myself. We are about to be saddled with a health care plan that few in Congress have read or understand.
Conyers is chairman of the House Judicary committee and is, in fact, a lawyer.
"The healthcare insurers are not going to negotiate away anything." P Jinc or DUmmies...whatever
Let's start here. Anyone want to question the veracity of this statement?
How 'bout this: "Forget bipartisanship..."
Since the stupid Dems have control of fucking everything, this would seem a solid strategy. But nooooo. If anything, you dumb assholes should be mocking and deriding the transparently obvious 'being bought-off' element operating here. However, doing so would be an admission that just about every one of your champions is being bought-off as well. You all KNOW this is happening.
Let's do a simple experiment, boys and girls. Let's see if there is any correlation with politicians accepting money from the health-care industry and their policy position. Ready? Go.
This "bipartisan" bullshit is a side show. RepubliDUms are irrelevant. It's the numb-nut DUmmies that are deciding about one fourth of your income. One out of 4 dollars.
They're all acting just like you did for the last eight years. There's a confidence booster right there.
If any of you were capable of independent thought, you'd be going after these corrupted assholes. They're Blue Dog DUmmies, after all. What do you have to lose? And we'd all be better off. Go get 'em.
Hay Troggy, how's that Hope and Change thing working out for you. Not to well, I guess. HA HA!
"Since the stupid Dems have control of fucking everything,"-Troglaman
Right here all you had to do was stop and you'd be portrayed as coherent for once.
"Ready? Go."-Troglaman
You don't have to thank me for giving you this little conversation trigger. Glad to be of service.
"It's the numb-nut DUmmies that are deciding about one fourth of your income."-Troglaman
I think your use of the "DUmmies" term is just great. It means you're growing. However your use of it is confusing. Are you aware that "DUmmies" are our entertaining little friends depicted in red ink on PJ (and friends) posts? And not the "Dummies" in DC? There is a difference. One has power that it doesn't deserve and the other thinks it has power that it doesn't deserve.
"Go get 'em."-Troglaman
You go after your hated "Blue Dogs" and we'll take care of the "Moderate Republicans". Meet you at the ballot box.
Troglaperson,
Don't blame the Blue Dogs or the Republicans for declaring the emperor has no clothes.
It's slowly dawning on many people in Congress that there is no responsible way to pay for this "reform" without further damaging our fragile economy.
Many Blue Dogs obediently voted for the disastrous cap-and-trade carbon tax but they are now balking at the skyrocketing cost of health care reform.
Blue Dogs got elected by running as fiscal conservatives. Now we'll see if they actually meant it. It'll be interesting to see if they can resist the threats of the Chicago mafia.
Edwards supporters would be among the first to be shot in the head "Che Guevara Style" if Obama succeeded in becoming another President for Life like Castro. When Marxists take power the first thing they do is purge traitors in their midst. People who opposed him all along would be sent to slave labor camps - like those found in North Korea - and disposed of in the same way - being worked to death.
"I think your use of the "DUmmies" term is just great. It means you're growing." fucking anon
Jesus. Your acknowledgment of my 'independence' is less than gratifying since I've been doing it for years. Why don't you explain what it is I think sucks about the DUmmies. What you might find is that many of these blue dawg fuckers are acting JUST LIKE YOU UNRELENTING DUMBSHITS - in-your-pocket insurance dicks. You and the blue dogs BOTH want these fuckers to keep giving it to you hard. It's a rectal thing.
What is your brilliant alternative, you laboratory primate? I've yet to hear one. Maybe you could tell me things are just fine the way they are, and I could continue to get my rocks off by making you out to be a bunch of baying mules. I'm sort of hoping for that option.
What's your brilliant alternative? Let's hear it. Oh. Wait. You don't have one. STFU.
Let's get something straight. When you stupid fuckers cry "fiscal responsibility", it's a given you're full of shit. Nothing your leadership did was fiscally responsible. Not a single thing. If you ask me, troglaman, to prove it, I will.
So your preaching and scolding about fiscal responsibility is an argument already lost. You got us into this fucking mess. It's a given. And since you got us into this cluster-fuck in the first place, your views on what could get us out ARE FUCKING FLAWED. They didn't work then, they won't work now. It's so simple. And none of you have the courage to say so. Patriots my ass.
So the fact that it happened under Bush's administration, means that Obama gets a pass........
And the fact that Obama's first try at spending in less than a month was as large as all that Bush spent in 6 years in the war in Iraq, makes it AOK with you......
"Your acknowledgment of my 'independence' is less than gratifying since I've been doing it for years" -troglaman
I must have missed it if it was mixed in with one of your filthy tirades. It's not easy trying to wring something lucid out of your gibberish.
"What is your brilliant alternative, you laboratory primate? I've yet to hear one. Maybe you could tell me things are just fine the way they are," -troglaman
I'd blame willfull ignorance for you being "yet to hear one" but that's only part of the problem. The other part is our "objective media's" inability to use an internet search engine and actually "report" on the alternatives that have been proposed. The one from which a mutltitude of others have developed comes on the RNC website. It's not hard to find and it's been there since 2007.
"What's your brilliant alternative? Let's hear it. Oh. Wait. You don't have one. STFU."-troglaman
Did you forget you already asked this question? Maybe you should see a doctor about your memory problem.
Trogs,
Looks as if we won't have attack the Blue Dogs after all, sorry to disappoint you. The White House gang made them an offer they couldn't refuse. All those health care industry contributions couldn't offset a pistol against
the ear.
And you thought Lucca Brazzi was dead.
"I must have missed it if it was mixed in with one of your filthy tirades...alternatives that have been proposed...the one from which a mutltitude of others have developed comes on the RNC website." church lady anon
Oh. That one! Why don't you explain to all us retards how that one works (you stupid, dirty-sock sniffing mollusk). Bet you can't.
But it's so much easier to have someone else explain, isn't it? Especially if you're lazy AND stupid. Once you try to explain this RNC nonsense, you'll prove to be the ultra-dense sheep-jumper you actually are and I, troglaman, will be happy.
(Please note I didn't say one dirty word...OK maybe "sheep-jumper" qualifies. But I was referring to those dogs that deftly herd sheep by jumping around on their arching backs and expertly herding them into tight pens)
"All those health care industry contributions couldn't offset a pistol against the ear. And you thought Lucca Brazzi was dead." elrond
Sure. Whatever you say. You do realize this little blurb came from your little head, right? Maybe you could step back, look at it as if someone else wrote it, and wonder if what you're seeing are the thoughts of a fucking psycho. Nah. You're normal.
Which makes you a fucking psycho because crazy people, by definition, don't know they're crazy. It's normal for you. These comforting little thoughts flit through your little brain every day and you like it.
Shout it out, elrond. You make things easier and easier.
"Oh. That one!"-troglaman
You whined for it, you got it.
"Why don't you explain to all us retards how that one works...But it's so much easier to have someone else explain, isn't it? Especially if you're lazy AND stupid."-troglaman
You want me to explain something written in plain English and you think I'M lazy and stupid?
But let's look at this a different way. No more than 16 pages into the Democrat plan there is proof that Obama has been continually lying about what it will do. But it's "so much easier to have someone else explain" you say. It seems as though the socialized medicine crowd is with you on that sentiment all the way.
"Please note I didn't say one dirty word" -troglaman
Good boy! You deserve a cookie.
Troggy,
I blame my madness on the 60s and its excesses. That and watching Joe Biden on CNN. What's you're excuse?
"I blame my madness on the 60s and its excesses. That and watching Joe Biden on CNN. What's you're excuse?" elrond
Same thing. Madness has many forms.
"You whined for it, you got it." stupid stupid anon
Got what? Explain it asshole. Make sense of it. You can't. You're a troglamatic dumbass. I dare one of you slugs to explain what the RNC is offering. One. Let's hear it.
You realize that if you can't do it, you can't do it. But that little aspect won't make one goddamn difference to you dunderheads. That's the truly crazy aspect of this whole cluster-fuck.
Like I've said before - truly deluded people don't know their deluded. If you think you're Napoleon than who am I, troglaman, to say differently?
"Good boy! You deserve a cookie." anon
Fuck your mother. There's your cookie and stop asking.
"Good boy! You deserve a cookie." anon
"Fuck your mother. There's your cookie and stop asking."-troglaman
Is English your second language?
You seem to have trouble understanding very basic phrasiology and word comprehension. The differents between statements and questions seems to elude you as well. That's OK, we'll work on it.
On another note, as I've said before I will help you but not do your work for you. The informaition I directed to you is in plain English and keeps the legalese to a minimum. I will discuss it with you but to explain it to you isn't helping you advance your education.
If the "English" part is where your problem lies then I suggest one of the many language training programs or audio cds available at your local bookstore or library. Since you are a liberal, you might even consider an ESL class offered "free" (read: your tax dollars at work) at a nearby community college.
Here to help you!
"Is English your second language?...The DIFFERENTS between statements and questions seems to elude you as well. That's OK, we'll work on it...Here to help you!" deserving of a third 'stupid'
Thanks for the English lesson, dimwad.
Don't preach to me, anon. As a matter of fact, if you're thinking about preaching to anyone other than a head of cabbage, save yourself the pain.
Here to help you!
"On another note, as I've said before I will help you but not do your work for you." infinitely stupid anon
Oh fuck you. Not one of you dumbass pussies can articulate the RNC position. I, troglaman, have read it. Nothing made sense. Jesus couldn't articulate it. So unless JUST ONE you sweet pink twiddles can come up with JUST ONE reason for supporting the RNC position, then, God help me, at least ONE of you HAVE to admit you're full of slimey stinky shit and personify a low-down pussy. I'm not asking much.
And if one of you come back at me with some variant of "Well the DUmmies don't make sense either", fuck you too.
We're talking about Your. Brilliant. Alternative. Let's hear it.
(Psst...you don't have one)
"Oh fuck you. Not one of you dumbass pussies can articulate the RNC position. I, troglaman, have read it. Nothing made sense. Jesus couldn't articulate it. So unless JUST ONE you sweet pink twiddles can come up with JUST ONE reason for supporting the RNC position, then, God help me, at least ONE of you HAVE to admit you're full of slimy stinky shit and personify a low-down pussy. I'm not asking much."
The RNC position is, the DNC/Obama/Reid/Pelosi want to socialize health care and pay for it by taxing you to death and asking your grandparents to commit suicide!
And it is succeeding at killing health care reform, because it is true.
and in their own words they want to kill private insurance.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bY92mcOdk
"The DIFFERENTS between statements and questions seems to elude you as well."-troglaman
Good Gravy! You seem to have caught me in a spelling error. That ALWAYS helps your position in an argument. OK, looking at the scoreboard (troglaman: 1, Anonymous: 856,432). Advantage, me.
"Not one of you dumbass pussies can articulate the RNC position."-troglaman
Ah, ah, ah... You haven't proven you could read my mind on any of the chances I gave you so far. Do those first, then you can pretend to read my mind again. Until then, you continue to look silly with this type of drivel.
"So unless JUST ONE you sweet pink twiddles can come up with JUST ONE reason for supporting the RNC position, then, God help me, at least ONE of you HAVE to admit you're full of slimey stinky shit and personify a low-down pussy. I'm not asking much."-troglaman
This is in the top five of the most nonsensical "if-then" statements I've ever seen. I say you should look into those English classes I suggested.
After that come back. I gave you proof that I studied the Democrat plan and you, well you gave me curse words that you read an early incarnation of the republican plan. Looks like all the effort is on my part.
Show some effort and I'll discuss it with you.
"The RNC position is, the DNC/Obama/Reid/Pelosi want to socialize health care and pay for it by taxing you to death and asking your grandparents to commit suicide!" dumbass thomas
Well there you go. The operative statement is "taxing you to death and asking your grandparents to commit suicide!". Neither of which is true. It's bullshit. Horse shit. Hippo shit. Monkey shit. And, yes, donkey shit.
One can wonder why thomas is such a screamingly stupid jerk assed baboon or not. I would advise against wondering. I went there. Way way too sad and painful.
Here's the thing: only 1% of us will be taxed more. Know the percentage of US wealth this 1% owns? Around 20%. And you want to give them even more tax breaks? You want to protect them? Of course you do!
The killing grandma thing is a hallucination. You just want to kill your grandma. Admit it.
You are all upside down.
By the way, thomas' explanation of the RNC position wasn't even close. You're zero for one.
"Good Gravy! You seem to have caught me in a spelling error." quantum anon stupid
Well since you brought up my limited "understanding (of) very basic phrasiology and word comprehension", I thought it important to make our listeners aware that you can't spell. By the way, "Phrasiology" is actually spelled 'Phraseology'.
Stop preaching. You're a dumbass.
"Well since you brought up my limited "understanding (of) very basic phrasiology and word comprehension", I thought it important to make our listeners aware that you can't spell. By the way, "Phrasiology" is actually spelled 'Phraseology'."-troglaman
Troglaman! Did you discover your dictionary? Was it the thing holding up the wobbly corner of your kitchen table? Good for you. While you're rummaging around in that book, look up the word "syntax". Then try to use that definition when framing your argument.
After you do that (and apply that knowledge) you will find that you don't have to rely on picking at my occasional spelling errors (you got me ya big lug!) to try to score points (but fail). You will be able to respond with coherence, logic, and intelligence, and maybe even convince someone of your point of view!
I know, I know, it sounds strange since you've never been able to accomplish either of those tasks, but keep trying.
"The killing grandma thing is a hallucination."
Not really. The Oregon Health Plan (one of the sources for defining the Democrat plan) opted for "killing grandma" instead of treating her.
Video here:
http://www.katu.com/news/26119539.html?video=YHI&t=a
I hope you didn't think I was kidding when I said I studied the Democrat plan.
"Here's the thing: only 1% of us will be taxed more."
Nope. Tim Geithner shot down that myth already.
Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsCZj4XP8XU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F2009%2F08%2F02%2Fvideo%2Dturbotax%2Dtim%2Dwont%2Drule%2Dout%2Draising%2Dtaxes%2Don%2Dthe%2Dmiddle%2Dclass%2F&feature=player_embedded
Again and again Troggy you sad little pathetic...... well what ever you are, you fall back to insults when your argument is failing.
Meanwhile trade in grandma and grandpa for better healthcare....
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Cash_for_Clankers_Medicare.png
And the most advanced care Obamacare to date....
http://thepeoplescube.com/red/richedit/upload/2kd3f2538c65.jpg
What is your brilliant alternative?
How many times do I have to ask this simple, simple question?
I don't want YouTubes. Or a lame assed link. I want one of you fucking monkeys to explain what your ever-so-smart alternative is. That's all.
Your every pussified offering so far falls into the "Well, what we don't want is (fill in the blank) because it leads, ultimately, to the government killing old people". You're all fucking crazy.
Medicare pretty much takes care of old people already. You get that, right? Know why? Because anyone presenting a pre-existing condition (like most old people) are turned-down for private insurance unless they can pay through the ass. If it were up to the insurance companies, old people wouldn't get coverage at all. Medicare prevents that from happening. Medicare is a single-payer, government-run program. Been around for decades. The reality is Medicare is saving Grandma, not killing her.
Silly me. Why would I, troglaman, think any of you capable of understanding anything other than your thrilling "THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!" scenarios?
Hopeless. You're all hopeless.
What. Is. Your. Brilliant. Alternative?
You don't have one. And that somehow makes you right about all this. Which qualifies you as a bunch of great big, feed the whole family, shellfish.
"What. Is. Your. Brilliant. Alternative?"
I have three different avenues of conversation regarding the Republican plan. I studied the Democrat plan and am willing to discuss it with you. If you would have put forth even the slightest effort to study the Republican plan or any number of it's offshoots we could have done that.
"Your every pussified offering so far falls into the "Well, what we don't want is (fill in the blank) because it leads, ultimately, to the government killing old people"."
I've given you the tools. All you've done is stare at them like a horse with a set of car keys.
Oh, and gripe about it. Way to go, champ.
"If you would have put forth even the slightest effort to study the Republican plan or any number of it's offshoots we could have done that." turnip anon
Anyone hear the plan yet? Nope. And, according the startling anon, it's my fault. Let me just point out something - except for thomas' dumbass comment, none of you still haven't put forth anything. NOT A FUCKING THING...except bullshit. In fact, you want me, troglaman, to explain it just so you can tell I'm wrong. I'm used to this chicken-shit routine.
I know all about the RepubliDUm plan. Obviously more than any of you. And once you try to explain it, I'm going to unleash my hairy little inner homo with both hands tied (OK...handcuffed) and still kick your twiddly pink little pussy asses. Like always, you puckered bungholes claim cognizance but never back it up because you can't. You just pretend you can. And pretend. And pretend.
You don't have an alternative. Admit it and let's move on. Put up or shut up, anon. No more excuses.
"Anyone hear the plan yet?"
Translation: I haven't heard of the plan.
"I know all about the RepubliDUm plan"
Translation: I have heard the plan.
"And once you try to explain it, ...and still kick your twiddly pink little pussy asses."
Translation: Once you tell me about the plan that I both haven't and have heard of, I'll fight with you about it.
"You don't have an alternative"
Translation: I haven't heard of the plan.
troglaman,
Now I understand why you don't want to discuss the opposing health care plans with me. You don't need me.
You're too busy fighting with yourself.
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