Sunday, July 05, 2009

Tea Parties Drive DUmmies NUts!!!

One great fringe benefit of the Tea Parties is that they are driving the DUmmies absolutely NUts as you can see in this THREAD, "You dumb f*cking ignorant ass rednecks." Reading this thread by DUmmie Horse with no Name is like watching a public scream for mental health help. The deranged DUmmie is ANGRY that the Tea Parties are calling attention to Obama's FAILED economic policy. Of course, this DUmmie, and the others, are continuing to BLAME BUSH even though unemployment numbers during his presidency never came anywhere near 9.5%. Sorry DUmmies but Porkopulous did NOT work and they hate to be reminded of this inconvenient truth by the Tea Party people. So let us now watch the DUmmies go BERSERK due to the Tea Parties in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that mental health professionals will find this DUmmie thread to be verrrrry interesting, is in the [barackets}:


You dumb f^cking ignorant ass rednecks

[Hold on just a while longer, DUmmie Horse with no Name, your lithium treatment is on the way!]

Do you not realize how moronic you look in your wife-beater T-shirts and beer bellies gathered around some ignorant ass f*ck who knows as much about politics and history as rush limbaugh waving your flags and acting all patriotic now?

[Tea Parties getting to you much?]

Where were you when your drunken coke-addled preznit was spending our blood and treasure on his drunken follies intended only to fatten the wallets of the same men who bought the election for him in the first place? Where were you when the same idiot f*cktard was deregulating everything he could get his greedy hands on to again enrich the bank accounts of the men who purchased the election for him?

[Where you you when Barney Frank said that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were in good shape?]

Now you are sitting here amidst the ashes of "The House that Bush Built" wondering how the f*ck you can blame this monumental failure on someone else. Let me give you a word of advice. Shove that f*cking teabag up your ass. You aren't seeking redemption of this country...you are merely trying to assuage the guilt because THIS F*CKING CRISIS WAS ENABLED BY YOU!

[TEA PARTIES!!! SLOOOOOOOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP...]

I am sorry. I passed one of these teabagging parties this am and was thoroughly and utterly disgusted at these poseurs trying to act like "Good Americans" all of the sudden. I hope they all f*cking choke on the bile that their ilk spills.

[Now that DUmmie Horse with no Name has submitted his application for the Rubber Room, let us from from his fellow loons...]

Teabagging is for nuts.

[So where is your teabag?]

good rant now that I'm fired up let me take my butt to church and I dare any rightwinger to talk sh... this a.m.

[I never realized that Ben Burch was so religious.]

I was doubly pissed because the Texas National Guard was "coincidentally" parked in the same lot as they were--of course, there was a 4th of July parade getting ready to be underway...and they had to park "somewhere" dontcha know?

[And you were "coincidentally" frothing at the mouth with rabid drool, DUmmie Horse with no Name.]

Brought all the racist loons out of the shadows.

[Clarence Thomas walked near you and inspired such an outburst?]

yep, 'white power' gatherings.

[Is that you, Janeane Garofalo?]

What was the freeper-to-portable-crapper ratio? Usually in these things its about 2 crappers to every freeper.

[That's the ratio of butterfly nets to every DUmmie.]

These are hate-filled ignorant bigots for the most part who let their educated "masters" speak for them.

[Speaking of hate-filled...]

Your post really sums up the sentiment over the last ten years, as we watched powerless. I still remember the first day I found this forum. And I'm grateful. We may never heal in our lifetimes. Too many idiots.

[You are correct. Your mental illness will never heal in your lifetimes.]

America is over, but like a chicken with it's head cut off, it just doesn't know it yet.

[So much for any faith that the Age of Obama will make things right.]

We killed it in the 80s and have been living off the carcass ever since. And like that Thanksgiving turkey after a week, there's nothing really left and it's really starting to stink.

[So I guess that control of the White House and Congress counts for nothing?]

They are protesting the uppity negro in THEIR White House. That kind of protest I have a *little* problem with. Sure, they are saying it's about taxes or bailouts or etc. etc., but the real reason is racist.

[Declared the DUmmie reading a Janeane Garofalo talking point.]

They are a bunch of self-absorbed assholes that only care about themselves. They take absolutely no credit for our current situation. Unless, of course, they can pawn it off on democrats.

[You want the Tea Party folks to take credit for Porkopulous?]

27 Comments:

Blogger cj said...

Did that one loon actually threaten to beat someone up in church? Wow. That's a bit much, even for these nut jobs.

cjh

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Conservababe said...

Wonder how long it'll take one of the DUmmies to start talking about race?

*starts reading article*

Yep! Not long.

Can't figure out how these idiots ever get past Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, Clarence Thomas, Condaleeza Rice, John McWhorter, Star Parker, Ward Connelly,Larry Elder,Kevin Jackson,
Shelby Steele.....

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much teen angst over at DU. Do you think they pay rent or does mom just let them slide by month after month in the basement?

11:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Did that one loon actually threaten to beat someone up in church? Wow." cj

Like this guy?

"A few more details coming out about what Mr. Adkisson thought he was doing by showing up at a Unitarian church and opening fire with a shotgun."
http://badidea.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/church-killer-adkissons-reading-list-oreily-hannity-savage/

Or maybe this guy.

"Tiller, who was shot as he attended a Sunday church service in Wichita, Kan., is the fifth abortion doctor to be killed."
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/jun/02/opinion/ed-tiller2

Big Church-Wow indeed, cj.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Oh. And how did the tea-baggers do this weekend? I, troglaman, can truthfully tell you that I tried but never scored.

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"And how did the tea-baggers do this weekend?"

Good enough to become the subject of a rant at the DUmp, good enough for you to make idiotic comparisons. I guess they did pretty good after all.

Good Job, Tea Partiers!

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all the claims that Palin and the Tea Parties are insignificant, they certainly do seem to be agitated.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

The DUmmies are as predictable as the rising of the sun in the east. It's rather tiresome, the thread is a Two Minutes Hate for liberals and other assorted basement dwellers.

The DUmmies' real problem with Tea Parties is that they think the Left has a monopoly on street protests and the First Amendment applies solely to them.

Accordingly, I suspect Acorn brownshirts and DUmmie goons will soon be attacking "teabaggers" and others who think that free speech is universal right.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take your meds DUmmies.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Joe S said...

Don't worry about the DUmmies, they are internet tough guys only, I doubt many of them even go outside very much let alone have the courage to actually fight anyone.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

A typical DUmmie intellectual muddle: "We hate what we don't know, but we don't want to learn."

In that respect they're no different from Klansmen, except their sheets are virtual.

2:05 PM  
Blogger cj said...

troglaman - so you're admitting there are extremists on both sides?

The difference? Those on the right routinely condemn the actions of the extremists who claim our values. They can claim all they want that they are conservatives or Christians, or whatever but their actions prove otherwise.

I've yet to see the left condemn any of the harsh, idiotic rhetoric coming from their extremists.

cjh

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Scratchie said...

Troglaman... putting the "justifiable" in "justifiable homicide" :)

8:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The deranged DUmmie is ANGRY that the Tea Parties are calling attention to Obama's FAILED economic policy." P Jinc

Truth is the Tea-Baggers mean about as much as the polka band playing down at the VFW.

"We hate what we don't know, but we don't want to learn." elrond

What?

This is, I think, a summation of Liberal Philosophy according to the wise and learned elrond. He obviously has been there and done that. But I just can't help wondering how you learned to love the gay, elrond? Transexuals? Metrosexuals? How 'bout those dirty abortion seekers? Then you've got your communists. Your fascists. And *gasp* your Muslims...your standard university faculty. You somehow KNOW hating what you don't know (even if you wanted to learn more, those university fuckers would just further brain-wash your ass and you'd become a mindless robot...not that you aren't).

Maybe what the enlightened elrond's trying say is just the opposite of what the stupid libs supposedly think: 'We like what we know and want more'.

Is that it, Oh Wise One? Cause I, troglaman, have already signed on to that shit.

1:28 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"troglaman - so you're admitting there are extremists on both sides?" cj

No. Why don't you explain the equivalence?

Cute dog. Except he jumped out of the screen and tried to bite my eye.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Troglaman... putting the "justifiable" in "justifiable homicide" :)" (go to a drugstore) scratchie

Isn't he funny? Notice the smiley face "emoticon" there at the end (a transparent appeal to my, troglaman's, inner homo) ;).

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Elrodn Hubbard said...

Troggy,

Re-read my post, I said "A typical DUmmie intellectual muddle" not "a summation of Liberal Philosophy". Big difference, something that even a fathead like you should have noticed. But you're more into scoring cheap shots rather than responding to the point made.

Maybe it's just you and you can't help yourself. Or maybe it's your inner midshipman trying to get out. But you should try again.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

That's "Elrond" not "Elrodn", reading too much Trogspeak adversely affects one's brain.
Could be time for a sabbatical.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elrond said: "But you're more into scoring cheap shots rather than responding to the point made."

Wonderfully accurate description of Troggy.

"Point? What point? I don need no steenking point!"

7:15 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Troggy, Re-read my post, I said "A typical DUmmie intellectual muddle" not "a summation of Liberal Philosophy". elrond

Isn't a typical DUmmie intellectual muddle a summation of liberal philosophy?

If you tell me 'no', then you don't get the whole fucking point about this web-site.

There's hope for you yet, elrond.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Wonderfully accurate description of Troggy." James Lipton anon

Fuck you, you slimy toxic poisonous melon-headed incorporated porcupine.

1:26 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

And I'd love to hear about the "cheap shots" I've scored, anon.

Why don't you relive them for me. I have a feeling they might get more expensive.

2:24 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

Liberal thought tends to be muddled, but DUmmieland is incoherent. The DU is a political circle-jerk, a crowd of lock step group thinkers looking for a Dear Leader. I was banned there a long time ago because, unlike this blog, the DU doesn't tolerate dissent.

The DU is a good read because it gives me some insight into the minds of imbeciles. The liberals I know (excluding you) aren't imbeciles.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I was banned there a long time ago because, unlike this blog, the DU doesn't tolerate dissent." brave elrond

So have I. At DU. Being banned is not exactly a badge of courage. And you're safe here. But...

PJ puts up with me and my dumbass theory. So far anyway. I think that's cool. This site seems to allow for free expression (which means PJ doesn't censor me, troglaman) and I think he should be given credit for it.

I've been here for years. I thought PJ censored me once but that could've been a product of my heated imagination.

I read Lib blogs all the time. I know they censor. So do the righties.

So we're lucky PJ's here. Even though he's a dumbass.

12:24 AM  
Blogger Chris Jordan said...

I think that gentleman who lock himself out of his home was mistreated. The police just wanted to mess with him.It is a very tough thing to be calm when a cop is questioning you about your own home. He had the right answers but the police was just prejudice.Well, you can stop hate,but people can learn to accept people who are different from them. I hope those cops get punished.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Uncle Fester said...

And I hope those cops sue the "gentleman" for defamation.

You silly bigot.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"They are protesting the uppity negro in THEIR White House. That kind of protest I have a *little* problem with. Sure, they are saying it's about taxes or bailouts or etc. etc., but the real reason is racist."
And so, the DUmmies resort to their favorite tactic of debate: Accusing the Tea Party protestors of all being racists who only hate Obama due to his skin color, while of course providing ZERO examples to prove this asinine assertion. I couldn't go to the July 4th Tea Party, but I went to the April 15th one, and I'll probably go to the one on September 12.
"Truth is the Tea-Baggers mean about as much as the polka band playing down at the VFW."
Troggy- boy, if that were the case, the movement would not have grown the way it has over the last few months, and attracted as much attention as it has (i.e. Nancy Pelosi slandering the Tea Party protestors as "Nazis," the #1 favorite insult for ultra- liberal morons to throw at those who disagree with them). If they were as meaningless as you claim, the July 5 Tea Parties probably would not have happened, since the movement would have petered out back in April, without the notice of anyone.
Instead, the movement is not only staying as strong as it was back then, it's growing even stronger!
Sorry, Troggy.
"The difference? Those on the right routinely condemn the actions of the extremists who claim our values. They can claim all they want that they are conservatives or Christians, or whatever but their actions prove otherwise.
I've yet to see the left condemn any of the harsh, idiotic rhetoric coming from their extremists."

Indeed. The leftists have two standard reactions to the psycho extremists on their own side who pop up:
1. Ignore them.
2. Portray them as noble, valiant heroes who were simply "Standing up for social justice," or "Speaking Truth to Power," or "Fighting the Establishment," or whatever other bogus cliche they can come up with. For instance, after the 2007 Denver church shooting, most of the people on DU showed a LOT more sympathy for the shooter (Especially when it was revealed that he was gay) than for his victims (Whom the DUmmies portrayed as all being a bunch of evil, intolerant "Fundies" who got what they deserved), and portrayed the brave security guard who risked her life to stop the shooter's rampage as a vicious, bloodthirsty lunatic.

12:05 PM  

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