Thursday, April 09, 2009

Pitt Points Hypocritical Finger At Palin Family

Who is the LAST person that should be pointing an accusatory finger at the Palin family? My nomination would go to William Rivers Pitt, perpetrator of one of the greatest journalistic hoaxes of the 21st century. Yet that is exactly what the Pied Piper has done in his DUmmie THREAD, "Raise your hand if your sick of how the Palin family always makes the news..." Do we have 24 business hours to answer that question, Will? So let us now watch Pitt get on his high horse and cast stones in the Palin family direction in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to Pitt who reads all these DUFU editions, is in the [brackets]:

Raise your hand if your sick of how the Palin family always makes the news...

[Raise your hand if "your" sick of how the Pittster always makes the DUFUs...]

..*hand not raised*...

[How about Jason Leopold's hand?]

Are you kidding me?

[Would we kid a Temporary Sockpuppet?]

I want Palin in the news every day. Her, her kids, this Levi person, whatever, I don't care as long as it's "Palin-y" and hilarious...and while they're at it, I also want the leftover dregs of the erstwhile McCain campaign to pipe up now and again with their own crudball comments about Palin and that wacky brood of hers. Every day.

[I want Pitt in the DUmmie FUnnies every day. Him, his bottle, this Leopold person, whatever, I don't care as long as it's "Pitt-y" and hilarious...and while they're at it, I also want the leftover dregs of Fitzmas to pipe up now and again with their own crudball comments about Pit and that sloppy beer of his. Every day.]

Do a Google News search for "Palin," just the one word. Look at some of the headlines that come up:

[Do a Google Web search for "Pied Piper Pitt." Look at some of the headlines that come up.]

Levi Johnston calls Sarah Palin 'snobby,' says his family is not 'white trash' on CBS' 'Early Show'

[Pied Piper Pitt Claims Obama's Lack of Leadership a Good Thing ]

Texas man creates rogue Palin legal defense fund

[Pied Piper Pitt Proves Himself Unerringly Wrong Yet Again]

VIDEO: Eminem Takes Shots at Palin, Simpson, Lohan and More!

[William Rivers Pitt Warns About Posting Phony April Fool's Stories]

Palin pushes for better missile defense (Remember, she can see Russia from her porch; North Korea is on the horizon)

[Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest (Remember, he can see Bukowski's from the pavement, AA is on the horizon]

The awesomeness simply cannot be denied.

[We won't deny DUFU fans their Temporary Sockpuppet updates.]

She's the front-runner for the GOP nomination, remember.

[And you're the front-runner for Pied Piper Pitt Day FUn, remember.]

More, please.

[Don't worry, Pitt. Much to Mama Raven's discomfort, we always oblige in that department. And now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

I'm with you, Will. I'm loving the Levi publicity tour!

[Pitt's pal, Kevin Spacey, would love to wear a pair of Levis.]

Palin news is always funny. And I like to laugh.
So , I heard from a co-worker that Palin is going to write a tell-all book!

[Pitt news is always funny. And I like to laugh. So, I heard from a DUFU fan that Pitt is going to write yet another vanity press book that none ever read.]

The gift that keeps on giving. It's a white trash train wreck.

[The gift that keeps on giving. It's a bostonian drunkard train wreck.]

I want to see her arm wrestle Bobby Jindal.

[I want to see him arm wrestle Jason Leopold.]

Do you suppose Palin slaughters little bunnies for Easter?

[Do you suppose Pitt guzzles big beers for Fitzmas?]

Yep...and seeing how short people's memories are. Screen saving/hard copies need to be done of the most damning stuff.

[Here is a saved copy of a damning self-deleted Pitt post preserved for posterity: "I'd have told you, had you asked, because you are owed that much. But sadly, no. You threw me and Jason and truthout under the bus. Publicly, because you do not have the COURAGE to stand with someone who has stood with you. You couldn't even do it silently... This was a wheat-from-the-chaff moment, and you failed. You spend a good deal of time talking about standing strong, but you publicly f*cked one man who has stood stronger for you more than any other. Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else. First and foremost... There is one. Only one. Mine. Before my own mother, I thanked you."]

13 Comments:

Anonymous Ray said...

It seems that Pitt, like a lot of liberals, are obsessed with Palin! Well, in Pitt's case, with the Palin children, bet we all know about Pitt's love for children, don't we!

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awwwww how cute. Will Pitt's wittle stalker is still at it. What is this four, five years now? So cute.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww how cute. Little pitt's defender is STILL, trying to defend the wittle mans "honer".
Give it up. pitt's a has been.
Never was, never will be.

Skul


Ooops, where's troggy boy? Gotta have the the little troggy to make this right.

Maybe that was troggy trying to post as a ......sock PUPPET.
Was that you troggy?

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Poor wittle pj can only write about will pitt because he's secretly in love with him. That can be the only explanation for spending four or five years writing about him. Wittle pj has bwoken heart because pitt wejected him :(

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwww, poor wittle anon (troggy sock puppet).
Is too ashamed to add a name to "its" comment.
Poor wittle anon appears to be a whiney little twerp.

Skul

1:01 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Hello Will-Anonymous!

6:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

What the fuck's Pitt got to with anything? Jesus.

I've never understood this obsession with Pitt. He's important to you, PJ, for some strange reason. Wasted space. You can do better. Bald fat guy. Wait...

"Hello Will-Anonymous!" PJ

Well. OK. Now we're getting somewhere. PJ knows something we don't. Come on, Will-Anonymous. Make me, troglaman, proud. Tell us Rove's about to be thrown in prison...in chains...in Syria.

Like any of it matters, true or not. PJ, if nothing else, is a champion of the irrelevant.

Media is only a wider view. Any attempt to interpret it is about as important as interpreting the Mona Lisa. Any fast and loose conclusions are automatically wrong.

Then there's Tea Baggin.

I just want you all to know that I'll be sleeping with my mouth open all week long. Advil PM. And I've got an apnea problem. I'll leave the door unlocked.

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

I just want you all to know that I'll be sleeping with my mouth open all week long.

Someone should put a sock (or tea bag) in it.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"What the fuck's Pitt got to with anything? Jesus."

Pitt is one of the more prominent (Not to mention ridiculous) members of the DUmp, so it's unsurprising that there would be several threads here concerning him.

6:45 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

troglaman said...
What the fuck's Pitt got to with anything? Jesus....
Wasted space.


Jesus, careful you don't burn yourself on the irony there!

11:07 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Pitt is one of the more prominent (Not to mention ridiculous) members of the DUmp." Adam

No. He's not. Sorry.

2:22 AM  
Anonymous Forward Observer said...

..*hand not raised*... Yeah. He (and the other libtards we can see in the comments here) are too busy fapping with it.

No. He's not. Sorry.I wouldn't want to admit he is, either. You're learning, Troggie. But you might want to ask why he's being ridiculed. Once you understand that, avoiding ridicule over certain sore points should be easier. Protip: It's not anything you've tried so far.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But you might want to ask why he's being ridiculed." Scout

I'm not the one ridiculing him, dumbshit. You are. Look in the mirror, forward observer. Unless you're looking out for assassins, or terrorists or something.

2:04 AM  

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