Pitt Points Hypocritical Finger At Palin Family

Who is the LAST person that should be pointing an accusatory finger at the Palin family? My nomination would go to William Rivers Pitt, perpetrator of one of the greatest journalistic hoaxes of the 21st century. Yet that is exactly what the Pied Piper has done in his DUmmie THREAD, "Raise your hand if your sick of how the Palin family always makes the news..." Do we have 24 business hours to answer that question, Will? So let us now watch Pitt get on his high horse and cast stones in the Palin family direction in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to Pitt who reads all these DUFU editions, is in the [brackets]:

Raise your hand if your sick of how the Palin family always makes the news...

[Raise your hand if "your" sick of how the Pittster always makes the DUFUs...]

..*hand not raised*...

[How about Jason Leopold's hand?]

Are you kidding me?

[Would we kid a Temporary Sockpuppet?]

I want Palin in the news every day. Her, her kids, this Levi person, whatever, I don't care as long as it's "Palin-y" and hilarious...and while they're at it, I also want the leftover dregs of the erstwhile McCain campaign to pipe up now and again with their own crudball comments about Palin and that wacky brood of hers. Every day.

[I want Pitt in the DUmmie FUnnies every day. Him, his bottle, this Leopold person, whatever, I don't care as long as it's "Pitt-y" and hilarious...and while they're at it, I also want the leftover dregs of Fitzmas to pipe up now and again with their own crudball comments about Pit and that sloppy beer of his. Every day.]

Do a Google News search for "Palin," just the one word. Look at some of the headlines that come up:

[Do a Google Web search for "Pied Piper Pitt." Look at some of the headlines that come up.]

Levi Johnston calls Sarah Palin 'snobby,' says his family is not 'white trash' on CBS' 'Early Show'

[Pied Piper Pitt Claims Obama's Lack of Leadership a Good Thing ]

Texas man creates rogue Palin legal defense fund

[Pied Piper Pitt Proves Himself Unerringly Wrong Yet Again]

VIDEO: Eminem Takes Shots at Palin, Simpson, Lohan and More!

[William Rivers Pitt Warns About Posting Phony April Fool's Stories]

Palin pushes for better missile defense (Remember, she can see Russia from her porch; North Korea is on the horizon)

[Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest (Remember, he can see Bukowski's from the pavement, AA is on the horizon]

The awesomeness simply cannot be denied.

[We won't deny DUFU fans their Temporary Sockpuppet updates.]

She's the front-runner for the GOP nomination, remember.

[And you're the front-runner for Pied Piper Pitt Day FUn, remember.]

More, please.

[Don't worry, Pitt. Much to Mama Raven's discomfort, we always oblige in that department. And now on to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

I'm with you, Will. I'm loving the Levi publicity tour!

[Pitt's pal, Kevin Spacey, would love to wear a pair of Levis.]

Palin news is always funny. And I like to laugh.
So , I heard from a co-worker that Palin is going to write a tell-all book!

[Pitt news is always funny. And I like to laugh. So, I heard from a DUFU fan that Pitt is going to write yet another vanity press book that none ever read.]

The gift that keeps on giving. It's a white trash train wreck.

[The gift that keeps on giving. It's a bostonian drunkard train wreck.]

I want to see her arm wrestle Bobby Jindal.

[I want to see him arm wrestle Jason Leopold.]

Do you suppose Palin slaughters little bunnies for Easter?

[Do you suppose Pitt guzzles big beers for Fitzmas?]

Yep...and seeing how short people's memories are. Screen saving/hard copies need to be done of the most damning stuff.

[Here is a saved copy of a damning self-deleted Pitt post preserved for posterity: "I'd have told you, had you asked, because you are owed that much. But sadly, no. You threw me and Jason and truthout under the bus. Publicly, because you do not have the COURAGE to stand with someone who has stood with you. You couldn't even do it silently... This was a wheat-from-the-chaff moment, and you failed. You spend a good deal of time talking about standing strong, but you publicly f*cked one man who has stood stronger for you more than any other. Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else. First and foremost... There is one. Only one. Mine. Before my own mother, I thanked you."]