Tuesday, April 28, 2009

DUmmies join the "One Hundred Days" Obamamania!



In case you haven't heard--like, if you've been living on Jupiter for the last few weeks--Obamassiah is marking ONE HUNDRED DAYS in office this week! The nation REJOICES! The WHOLE WORLD REJOICES!! And the DUmmies are no exception. They are just OUT OF THEIR MINDS . . . with jubilation, that is. They're riding high in April. Will they be shot down in May? Who knows. But for now Obambi can do no wrong. He can terrorize Manhattan and get away with it. He can import swine flu from Mexico and get away with it. And what's more, the Democrats enjoy near-total hegemony. They just picked up Benedict Arlen Specter. Freaky Franken could soon be on his way. Yes, these are the good old days, the halcyon days for the DUmmies, as America marches boldly forward into the Glorious Future!

PRAISE YOU, OBAMASSIAH! The Church of The One has begun assembling for worship on this Eve of the Centidiurnal of Our Obamassiah. Right now they are venerating icons of the Young Prince and His Consort from the First Hundred Days, as we see in this
THREAD, "PHOTOS 100 Days, 35 Images," and this THREAD, "PHOTOS The First Couple, The First 100 Days, 50 Images."

But before we get to the DUmmies, here is my own musical tribute for this High Hundred Days Festival. Click the link and sing along!

ONE HUNDRED DAYS
Tune: "Five Hundred Miles"

If you turn the TV on, you can watch the networks fawn
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
A hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days

Lord, we're one, Lord, we're two, Lord, we're three, Lord, we're four
Lord, we're five trillion dollars in the hole
We're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole
Lord, we're nine trillion dollars in the hole

Not a tax we will lack, got a target on my back
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
Keep the change, keep the change, keep the change, keep the change
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change

If you like these hundred days and you sing Obama's praise
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
You're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze

Now grab a barf bag and take a pew in the back, as we observe the Obama Nation of Jubilation, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent and the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, hoping Obamassiah's Appearance on the Hundredth Day just a couple of miles from my house doesn't interfere with my driving, is in the [Barackets]:

My faves!

[I feel like I'm reading Tiger Beat.]

Great photos! But check the caption for #24. That's Bo, not Michelle. . . .

[Hard to tell them apart.]

Blush. Wackiest caption muddle in the history of caption muddles!!!

[Don't worry! Obamassiah has issued a special Caption Muddle Jubilee Indulgence for his Hundredth Day.]

This is among my all time favorites!

[It's a picture of Obamassiah blessing an infant. I'm series.]

Very adorable.

[The baby or Obama?]

I like #28 the look on his face, I wonder what's in the NYT that day.

[All the Hagiography That's Fit to Print.]

Barack is from Hawai'i and Chicago and Michelle is from Chicago.

[Barack is from Heaven and Michelle is from Mars.]

I really really really really want that black dress!

[Calm down, ben!]

no one has mentioned the one with Hillary. . . .

[You mean, The One with Hillary.]

Class, intelligence, honor, dignity, and genuine niceness has come to the WH again. . . .

[Bo is quite a dog.]

I feel better now.

[I feel bitter now.]

niiiicccee! i heart all the pics!!

[i heart all his pecs!!]

Love the pics of them holding hands.

[Those are terrorist fist-jabs.]

Just priceless.

[Porkulus bill: A bazillion dollars. Federal deficit: 47 gigatrillion dollars. Photos of Barry and Michelle holding hands: Priceless.]

My feet start to throb just looking at some of her shoes. The belts have to go. Her stunning figure, just does not need them.

[47 gigatrillion dollars is an even more stunning figure.]

Love the one where they're yukking it up with Teddy.

[Hey, that's what I do when I see Teddy: Say "YUK!"]

I'm glad they're such good friends!

[Awww! Group hug!!]

still have to pinch myself. . . .

[Whatever floats your boat, ben.]

That's what I call a Power Couple!

[Is that like the Wonder Twins or something?]

She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.

[Or a Black Lagoon.]

They look like they have their own thing going on still, as if none of this ever happened.

["As if none of this ever happened." I wish!]

I'm still pinching myself. . . .

[TMI, ben!]

I LOVE THE FIRST COUPLE!!! love love love!

[DUmmieland is about to EXPLODE with ecstasy!!!]

Who wants to see these pictures of a couple in love with each other.... all over the world..........looking good in every shot.......being so in love.. No one wants to look at these................... If they are a Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ewww, ugly, NASTY Rethuglicans!!]

Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.

[Stammer. That's the word for, um, Barry.]

I think a woman actually commands more respect in a dress, and I wish Hillary would take note of this.

[Please, no.]

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My faves!Are there pictures of Duran Duran?

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Keith said...

Is it me or is all the adulation over Michelle a bit on the condescending side? Let's be honest, she looks like a drag queen. RuPaul Obama.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Am I the only one who thinks Michelle looks somewhat dopey/insecure/out-of-place in most of the photos the media take of her?

1:28 AM  
Blogger Dave Drake said...

Nope, not the only one

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Her stunning figure, just does not need them."

Like Hillary, only taller. Both built like bowling pins, but Hillary hides her cankles with pantsuits.

"RuPaul Obama."

Too funny! RuPaul is better at looking feminine.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Michelle is not an ugly person, but "Stunning figure" or anything much above "Ordinary-looking" for that matter, pretty much shatters that ol' willing-suspension-of-disbelief barrier in reading the Dummies' fiction about Their Magickal Greatnesses.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Well, silliness and hyperbole aside, I'm happy for the DUmmies!

I rejoice that they have found SOMETHING to be happy about.

Besides the torture and murder of the previous administration, that is.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One outfit made her look like a black widow spider. Another one made her look like a penguin. Enough of the Halloween costumes!

5:40 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"One outfit made her look like a black widow spider. Another one made her look like a penguin. Enough of the Halloween costumes!" He-who-must-not-be-named

Why the fuck are you even expressing this kind of shit? Is it clever? Nope. Snarky? Nope. Just one more piece of evidence you're a complete dickwad? Yes! If you're paying attention to Michelle's wardrobe? You're gay, anon. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And this black widow framework somehow seamlessly fits P Jinc's messiah construct? Absolutely!

I'm telling you, as I've said many, many times before, you guys are so so fucked. You just lost a special election in New York in a district that has drastically more RepubliDUms registered than DUms. Thousands more. Al Franken's in. Specter turned.

I'm not suggesting I can change your minds. I'm suggesting your beliefs, your ideology, and your politics are perilously close to being deemed irrelevant. You've been taken over by media talk-show hosts. Limbots. Hannitolians. That's all the influence you have left. I, troglaman, would rather that not happen. But I think it will. You scared? Of course you are.

You're all about to be taken over by a black president, born in Ethiopia, who's dead set on putting your children in re-education camps while turning the US into a vast socialistic waste land.

That's supposed to sound familiar and crazy at the same time. Which it is.

And let's not forget you all love the torture.

Does it sound (even just a little bit) crazy to you? If it doesn't, you probably live next to a nuclear reactor. It's not your fault.

You're also not aware of the fact that this IS the nonsense you're perceived as purveying. Really. I'm not kidding. Take it to the bank. Feed me garlic and call me stinky. You're all nuts.

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a "he." And I am paying much less attention to what Aunt Esther wears than the New York Times.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

"I'm not suggesting I can change your minds. I'm suggesting your beliefs, your ideology, and your politics are perilously close to being deemed irrelevant."

Based on Specter's flop? That's a bit of a stretch as well as ignoring the fact of COWARDICE! The SOB stated it was about keeping himself in power trog. That was about the only truthful thing we've heard from ANY politician lately. Ideology has never been relevant to politicians.

BTW, they're called "joy camps" not re-education camps.

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies - power-slammed his head squarely up his ass and spewed copious amounts of worthless mental excrement everywhere....Sorry, TROGLAMAN, but continuing to power-slam your head up your ass in order to both avoid reality and try to turn your private fantasy world into real life won't cut it. The Day of Reckoning will be coming soon, and you will neither be able to avoid no matter how far you slam your head up your ass nor will you be able to face the music or pay the price of your folly....

10:49 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I'm not a "he." he-who-must-not-be-named

Then I hereby declare you "Shenonymous". Feel better?

12:58 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"but continuing to power-slam your head up your ass in order to both avoid reality and try to turn your private fantasy world into real life won't cut it...The Day of Reckoning will be coming soon," jerome

Hmmm. Think the NSA isn't listening, jerome? You all made it possible...thanks. What do you mean by "The Day of Reckoning"?

Anybody who ACTUALLY knew something about "The Day of Reckoning" would step forward, don't you think? That's a good question if I do say so myself. Answer it jerome. Fucking pussy.

You won't. But I can already guarantee you muttering "The Day of Reckoning" has marked you. And that's a good thing.

Let's see how far you want to go. Why don't you describe "The Day of Reckoning"?

We won't hear another thing from jerome. He's too afraid. Big surprise.

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

He's probably talking about 12/21/2012, t-man. That's the day the cosmic alignment is supposed to destroy the universe or some such shit.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies - power-slammed his head squarely up his ass with pile-driver efficiency and spewed out the following mental excrement: "Hmmm. Think the NSA isn't listening, jerome? You all made it possible...thanks. What do you mean by "The Day of Reckoning"?

Anybody who ACTUALLY knew something about "The Day of Reckoning" would step forward, don't you think? That's a good question if I do say so myself. Answer it jerome. Fucking pussy.

You won't. But I can already guarantee you muttering "The Day of Reckoning" has marked you. And that's a good thing.

Let's see how far you want to go. Why don't you describe "The Day of Reckoning"?

We won't hear another thing from jerome. He's too afraid. Big surprise. "
I've noted Moonbat Guttersnipes like TROGLAMAN are incapable of coherent thought on any level when faced with criticism.

Be that as it may...

As to a "Day Of Reckoning" one will be Election Day 2010 when the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) get sent packing for trying to turn the United States of America into Socialist Utopian America. As for you personally, TROGLAMAN, it will be when the actions of The Obamassiah finally impact your personal life. Hope you enjoy hyper-inflation combined with a likely depression putting you out on the street so you must foam at the mouth in public instead of online with your rants.

And Classic Liberal...spare us about those Moonbat theories. While I might not agree with a lot of your comments, you don't strike me as being either as asine or brain-dead as TROGLAMAN. Be better than that, please.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"As to a "Day Of Reckoning" one will be Election Day 2010 when the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) get sent packing for trying to turn the United States of America into Socialist Utopian America." jerome asshat goolsby

Are you suggesting there will be more than one "Day of Reckoning"? Yes. Why don't you describe the other days of reckoning for us? Most likely because you'd be arrested along with all us PETA/Greenpeace socialists, you friggin psycho. I, trogalaman, have hung around you dumbfucks long enough to get the code.

You're dire threats and wild exaggerations of reality have gone stale. The fact that YOU believe them has finally become your problem. Finally. There's not a terrorist behind every corner. There were no WMD's. There was no threat of a "mushroom cloud". The fact that you eat and spew a fear of insects, snakes, and whatever else strikes your fancy is being seen as what it is - YOUR. PROBLEM.

Obama's been president for a little over 3 months. And I, for one, am sick of you fuckers. Last I looked, so were about 68% of the rest of the goddamn country. Some poll had only about 25% of the country brave enough to admit they're RepubliDUms (typical republipussie behavior).

Here's the deal, jerome. You guys fucked it up. Everybody, except you, knows that. Your shrieking about socialism is falling on deaf ears. Why? Because it's fucking insane.

By the way...thanks for being such a good example.

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST IN! NEW AND EXCITING PROOF OF THE ONE'S DIVINITY!!

Dan Brown, on follow-up research to his unraveling the DaVinci Code found that Mary Magdeline, impregnated by Jesus and exiled to Libya, gave birth to twins: a daughter AND a son! She took the daughter with her to Spain where the daughter founded the Carolingian royal line, while she entrusted the son to a Kenyan tribal chief where he founded a Kenyan royal lineage and was Barry Sr's direct-line ancestor.

Brown is now convinced that the "One we've been waiting for" is the product of the recombined Sang Real -- the male line from Barry Sr. and the female line from the Carolingians via Ireland (thus the name O'Bama).

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do republicans hate America so much? Why do you want a divided nation? Maybe we should have not had a civil war and just let you guys have the south. Maybe it's not too late. If i ruled the world I would let republicans have their own country if they promised to leave us alone. But maybe thats the plan of the hidden rich all along. In order to have what G Bush Sr. called "the new wold order" better known as global economy, they have to raise the standard of living in places like china and reduce the standard of living in America. And you helped. 8 years of tax cuts for the rich have ravaged this economy. But where did the money go? The cuts where given so the rich could invest in china and India and other such places. Wake up. when Nixon went to china what do u think they talked about?

6:07 AM  

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