One last blast of BDS! Stay classy, DUmmieland!
There's nothing the DUmmies love more than a good hate-on. Indeed, it's one of the founding principles of DUmmieland, born on this date eight years ago--literally, at the inauguration of The Most Evil Man in the History of This or Any Other Universe, namely, Chimpy McBushitler. So even more than welcoming the Obamassiah, this day is about spewing vitriol at the outgoing Satan. One last blast of BDS! Witness this Pitt-wittily titled THREAD, "ADIOS MOTHERF*CKER." The language degenerates after that. Stay classy, DUmmieland! The fire-breathing hatred is in Red-Hot Red, while the calm commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who promises not to boo when Bambi and Biden leave office in four years, is in the [Barackets]:
ADIOS MOTHERF*CKER.
[William Rivers Pitt! Now don't make your poor mother, DUmmie Raven, come over there and wash your mouth out with soap, young man!]
Bush is gone.
[And with that, so is Pitt's post. Record for shortest Pitticism? P3 is just priming the pump, though, preparing the way for the other DUmmies to pour forth their pure and pious poutrage. . . .]
Thank the gods!
[And all the people said . . .]
F*ck yeah!
[DUmmie Reverend_Smitty gives the Response to the Versicle.]
Now just stay alive long enough to testify in the trials.
[Feel the love. I have a hunch there will be many candidates for today's Peace, Love & Tolerance Award™.]
Buh-bye, you son of a b*tch. They're singing again in Washington! Na na na na...
[The Hill is alive . . . with the sound of moonbats. . . .]
Crowd is singing Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Good Bye!
[What a classy bunch!]
My son called me just after that. He was part of that very send-off. He's a presidential scholar and actually got to go to the inauguration. I told him I'd just seen the bushes get into the helicopter for the last time and heard the crowd singing Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goo-ood BYE! He said "yeah, I know, I was right there." He was in it! Representing me BEAUTIFULLY!!!
[My son, the presidential scholar and classless punk! You must be proud, Mom!]
AND MAY NONE OF YOU F*CKERS EVER COME BACK! EVER!
[Do you feel better now, shouting into the echo chamber?]
TO THE HAGUE MOTHERF*CKERS....
[First Hague reference. Had to be.]
I was screaming at the TV.
[Even the TV couldn't hear you.]
This is my first post in The Obama Presidency.
[Bittersweet, isn't it? What will you do with all that rage, now that Bush is gone?]
Now that's what I call primo journalism!
[Now that's what I call puerile jerkiness!]
Time to do some prosecutin'!
[Let the healing begin!]
OH HAPPY DAY - OH HAPPY DAY - WHEN AMERICA WASHED THE SH*T STAIN AWAY!!!!! YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY, YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Freudenschade, baby! Just wait till Odumbo lets you down.]
As soon as President Obama took the oath, I ran outside on the porch screaming "bush* is gone, bush* is gone". Then I ripped down my bush* Pants on Fire doll, threw it down, and then stepped on it. It's still there on the floor, lying on his face. Wow, that felt good!
[Seek professional help.]
For eight years, it seemed that *every* morning there was some unrelentingly grim stuff committed by BushCo: the carnage of the criminal invasion of Iraq; the ignorance, inaction and indifference in the face of major tragedy (the tsunami and New Orleans). Terror, terror, terror, and the laughable terror-alert color wheel. Guantanamo, torture, water-boarding, Abu Gharib. "Everybody go shopping." Wiretapping. The suspension of habeas corpus. "Mission Accomplished." I could add items to this nauseating laundry list all day, and still leave out some serious sh*t.
[Funny, you left out that little incident when those planes kinda accidentally flew into those buildings and they fell a little and some people were hurt--well, killed, actually. Then, for some reason, we didn't have any more of those incidents here on American soil under Bush's watch. Hmmm. . . .]
FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB FUGWB
[I sense a theme. . . .]
we still have to flush out the sleeper bushbots infesting our government.
[We'll get Obama's new adviser, Kurt Grove, right on that.]
Bring bush back. Put him in a jiu-jitsu armlock.
[It's the JOOOOOOOO-JITSOOOOOOOOOS!!]
Via con F*ck you
[A little Spanish lingo there. . . .]
Next time I see Dumbya I want him to be in handcuffs.
[ben, ben, ben. . . .]
May there be such a thing as Hell, that George W. Bush may burn in it.
[This seems to be the only part of traditional religion you DUmmies like, is eternal perdition, and only if you can send rethuglicans there.]
Why was Cheney dressed as a cross between Jack Abramoff and Dr. Strangelove?
[Dick Cheney, the Man of a Thousand Faces.]
See you in the Hauge. . . .
[19th century Norwegian pietist Hans Nielsen Hauge??]
Karmageddon for the penultimate hereditary nobody will ring with hollow obsequiousness from inferiors whose embarrassing inferiority just salts the wound.
[You got a "Word of the Day" calendar for Christmas, didn't you?]
Happy Obama Day, William.
[May it live forever--like Rove Indictment Day, William.]
Via con Diablo, @sshole
[Stay classy, DUmmieland!]
posted by PJ-Comix at 9:07 PM
34 Comments:
"Bring bush back. Put him in a jiu-jitsu armlock."-DUmmie
I wonder if this guy is Israeli. I prefer Christian-jitsu myself.
"There's nothing the DUmmies love more than a good hate-on." Hendrickson
GAAAAHHH!! Is there one thing any of you have witnessed today that looked like a "good hate on"? Jesus Christ. And Corona voices in with "Obama gives his marching orders for college students to sponge-bathe the elderly." Corona's parents are either dead or he thinks they're beneath being given a sponge bath by...who? Let's hope his mom or dad, brothers or sisters, or HIS KIDS aren't privy to his line of reasoning today.
"Hey kids. I know your mom's in a coma and that's a terrible thing. Want to know what's more terrible? Obama wants to sign some loser up to give her a goddamn sponge bath. Fuck that!" Corona
And Corona's actually proud of the fact he believes no one should sponge-bathe the elderly. He's proud of saying it. He's a dickwad.
If anyone can point to a real "hate on" exposed tonight, more hateful than the FUGWB repeated endlessly right here, I'd be grateful to hear about it.
You dumbshits have nothing "left" (excuse the pun). No ammunition. No foundation. 13 year olds aren't down with "Barak the Magic Negro". Got that? 10 year olds have been energized by this election and will forever vote for a Democrat. Why? Because you, my dear friends, are behaving like the fucking morons you are. Your ideology has been lived. It's been tried. It didn't work. It astoundingly failed. Everyone but you knows it.
The moonbats are still hanging on to that "sending Bush to the Hague" thingy. Wonder how disappointed they'll be when that never happens. Sorry my little frothing ones but Shrubby will never have to stand before some latte sipping fag dutch judge to answer for imaginary crimes that some liberal retard dreamt up in his mommy's basement.
What are the moonbats going to do now that Bush is gone?? Who will they blame all their ills on?? Who will they hate??
From this day forward everything will now be Obama's fault. He already caused the stock market to fall below 8,000. Today I stubbed my toe, and wrote the wrong year on a check; usually I would of blamed this on Bush, and almost did, but caught myself in time and blamed Obama. It was a refreshing change. Kinda like change I can beleive in...
<< 13 year olds aren't down with "Barak the Magic Negro". Got that? 10 year olds have been energized by this election and will forever vote for a Democrat. >>
1) No sane person bases anything they do on what's "hip" with 13 year-olds.
2) 10 year-olds can't vote.
Fuckwit.
Screaming, shrieking, swearing, throwing down their dollies and stamping on them, these people are pathetic children.
"2) 10 year-olds can't vote. Fuckwit." Kirk
They somehow evolve into 18 year olds, dumbshit.
"Today I stubbed my toe, and wrote the wrong year on a check; usually I would of blamed this on Bush, and almost did, but caught myself in time and blamed Obama. It was a refreshing change. Kinda like change I can beleive in..." skully
Pretty damn funny. It shall be cave painted by my proud clan.
Not looking forward to * involuntarily * putting my skin in the game if I have to stand near any DUmmies.
Truly disturbed people... voodoo dolls, potty language, hatred... eeeks...
The DUmmer they are, the harder they fall.
"2) 10 year-olds can't vote. Fuckwit." Kirk
They somehow evolve into 18 year olds, dumbshit. Trogman
Yeah and they are going to be "happy" to vote democrat after 4 years of a effed up Obambi economy.
They are going to be real happy voting democrat, after standing in line and not getting the health care they need.... because the govt says need to wait....
4,5,6% drop in the three indexes, on inauguration day the worst "I-D" drop ever, and oil up 5%...... happy times are coming, happy times!
Great choice from the anointed one appointing a tax cheat, to the treasury.
A cheat and thief, since the IMF gave him the money at the end of each of the four years he comitted tax fraud, to make him whole.....
Happy times, good times will be had by all!!!!!
Gotta admit, I did like that "Karmageddon" turn of phrase. Of course the DUmmies are the ones that are about to get a massive dose of it, not former-President Bush.
"Is there one thing any of you have witnessed today that looked like a "good hate on"?"
I see that "hate on" just about every time you post, Trog, including this time.
"If anyone can point to a real "hate on" exposed tonight, more hateful than the FUGWB repeated endlessly right here, I'd be grateful to hear about it."
"AND MAY NONE OF YOU F*CKERS EVER COME BACK! EVER!"
Humm. that's not hateful, right Trog?
This isnt hateful either, is it troggy boy.
"TO THE HAGUE MOTHERF*CKERS...."
"Buh-bye, you son of a b*tch. They're singing again in Washington! Na na na na..."
"I was screaming at the TV"
"OH HAPPY DAY - OH HAPPY DAY - WHEN AMERICA WASHED THE SH*T STAIN AWAY!!!!! YAY, YAY,"
Don't forget to call me names too, troggy boy. I don't want to be left out of your inane, ignorant diatribe.
Skul
I am now convinced that DU originates from the basement of a reform school for mentally challenged pre-pubescent children.
They need to seriously consider changing the name of the place to Happy Valley Underground.
What a bunch of uneducated idiots!
-Dave
T-Man,
Don't worry, when the time comes (and I don't doubt it's coming soon), the regulars at DUFU will volunteer to sponge bathe you.
Any mentally incompetent and spiritually disabled person needs periodic cleaning and we can't send you through a car wash.
Believe me, it's not something that we're looking forward to but in the spirit of Obamaism, by God, we'll do it.
Listen very closely, lefties. (Especially those in this forum whining that "conservatism has been tried already") This last Prez was not conservative, really... ask a conservative and they'll give you a list of reasons why. The real problem with all of your lip-smacking hate-mongering is that your guy hasn't DONE anything yet!
I had to sit through eight years of constant attacks and childish caterwauling from a bunch of petulant leftists who just started paying attention in 2001 and get most of their information from a mix of bumper stickers, micheal moore, and the daily show. Because of this, none of you have stopped to even think about what's down the road. You're so busy doing high fives in the end zone, you don't see the trucks coming:
1) 40+ of the gitmo detainees have killed civilians after their release. When Obama releases all of them... what do you think will happen when they kill again?
2) If a hurricane hits New England, and the FEMA response is even a little slow... I can say that Obama hates white people. And I can say it on national tv in front of millions and get applause for it.
3) When the next terror attack occurs, if there is any memo on Obama's desk that says "al-queda wants to destroy America" then we can hold hearings and impeach him because he knew and did nothing.
4) If/when the next attack occurs... what do you think will happen if we all learn that there was a 6 month old FISA warrant still pending? Or that the terrorist's buddy was already in custody, but we didn't want to be "mean to him"?
5)Once the American public figures out you can't save the economy by giving a buttload of money to a political machine... what do you think will happen?
Your happy endzone dance relies on you being successful and actually scoring... when in fact, you haven't even taken the field. Obama hasn't even made any decisions we've had to pay for yet.
So party on, the Titanic has set sail today. In 4 years, Obama will one of those Presidents like Carter - that you just shake your head when you say his name.
"Yeah and they are going to be "happy" to vote democrat after 4 years of a effed up Obambi economy." Ol' Tommy F
Nope. They're going to vote democrat because of 8 years of republican catastrophe.
See, Tommy, when you say "4 years of a effed up Obambi economy", you're guessing. It hasn't happened yet.
However, when I, troglaman, say "8 years of republican catastrophe", I'm merely stating a fact. It's all ready history.
I'm trusting you can grasp the difference, Tommy. It's sorta a 'fact vs. fiction' scenario.
"AND MAY NONE OF YOU F*CKERS EVER COME BACK! EVER!" Humm. that's not hateful, right Trog?" Ray's hearing voices
Did I say that? Since I didn't, Ray, and you did, maybe you could explain what it means.
I, troglaman, often seem a Rorschach inkblot. Have any of you noticed that? Just asking.
"The real problem with all of your lip-smacking hate-mongering is that your guy hasn't DONE anything yet!" John
Is THAT it? We're all lip-smacking and hate mongering because our guy hasn't done anything yet? 30 hours or so since taking office? You, John, share genes with kangaroos and other marsupials like the duck-billed platypus.
Why is this so hard to grasp? The lip-smacking hate-mongering has to do with last 8 years. It's a simple, understandable concept. You guys screwed the pooch.
"So party on, the Titanic has set sail today. In 4 years, Obama will one of those Presidents like Carter - that you just shake your head when you say his name." John again
Thanks John. I'm heartened by your prediction. You dumbasses haven't made the right call for years.
With few exceptions, this is one of the most regretabley laughable selection of posts I've ever encounterd after 20 years on the internet. Have at it Libs! Ultimatley you have nothing to offer!!!!!!!! Socialism has been proven FALSE!
"Did I say that? Since I didn't, Ray, and you did, maybe you could explain what it means."
Ok, togg, since you can't seem to comprehend simple logic, I'll explain it to you.
"If anyone can point to a real "hate on" exposed tonight, more hateful than the FUGWB repeated endlessly right here, I'd be grateful to hear about it."
That is what you posted, right? Since you used a DUmmie reference when asking for an example of hate, what problem do you have when someone else uses a DUmmie reference? Do you live by one standard and expect others to live by another? Let m tell you,. trogg, you're not important enough to rate special treatment like excused hypocrisy!
"However, when I, troglaman, say "8 years of republican catastrophe", I'm merely stating a fact. It's all ready history."
You still are missing 6 years out of that history, trog. Are you suffering from selective memory syndrome?
Well, here's a reminder: Bush inherited a recession, and his REPUBLICAN policies lifted us out of that recession for more than 6 years. It was only when the democrats gained control of both houses of Congress and REFUSED to extend the "Bush" tax cuts (the ones that lifted us out of that recession and rebuilt a strong economy, remember) that the economy began to suffer and another recession occurred. IT was that DEMOCRAT policies of tax increases that caused BOTH recessions. Now Obama wants to enact the same tax policies that he opposed just two years ago. You know, those REPUBLICAN tax policies that you find so disturbing.
Trog, that pain you feel is history biting you in the ass.
Down another 3% today and not a single policy in effect.....
Ole Jug-ears managed to screw up yesterdays dead cat bounce
people are thrilled.....
happy times.......
"Let m tell you,. trogg, you're not important enough to rate special treatment like excused hypocrisy!" ray
I agree.
Wish to continue the discussion, ray?
I thought not.
"What are the moonbats going to do now that Bush is gone?? Who will they blame all their ills on?? Who will they hate??"
They're moonbats, I'm sure they still have plenty of targets that they can spew their venom at (Conservative politicians, conservative political commentators, conservative regular citizens, people who believe in God, etc.). As long as a single person who disagrees with them is still around, they'll have someone to hate.
Oh, and Troggy, WTF are you doing here? Admittedly, I haven't kept up with DUFU as much as I should have, but I thought you slithered away from here for good over a month ago (And none of us were too sad to see you go, either)?
What's the matter, feeling lonely with nobody to throw brainless insults and obscenities at?
"What's the matter, feeling lonely with nobody to throw brainless insults and obscenities at?" adam
Yes. But that's always been the case. And you know what else? Fuck you. Happy?
Let me ask you something, adam. Should your country torture people? That's a yes or no. Should your country monitor your faxes, emails, telephone calls etc., and be able to put you away without cause? Should your country be able to put you away forever without charging you with a crime?
This is where we're at. This is what we're currently doing. In your name as an American.
You down with that?
"Should your country torture people? That's a yes or no. Should your country monitor your faxes, emails, telephone calls etc., and be able to put you away without cause? Should your country be able to put you away forever without charging you with a crime?" -Troglaman
You made the allegation now site the case(s) where this has happened to an American. Links will be fine. Be prepared to back up the data you provide.
You down with that?
"Well, here's a reminder: Bush inherited a recession, and his REPUBLICAN policies lifted us out of that recession for more than 6 years." ray
Well then, puddin head, they fucked up somewhere or we wouldn't be in this shit shake. You've had your chance, dumbshit. It's a known fact that, at this point, right now, you and your own have been proven you're a bunch of clueless monkeys. Anyone believing otherwise can line up at the T Rex exhibit.
Put on a pair of birkenstocks and have a cup of hot green tea, ray. We'll discuss your unwanted pregnancy (pesky long-haul drivers) later.
"You made the allegation now site the case(s) where this has happened to an American. Links will be fine. Be prepared to back up the data you provide." anon - the faceless shadow
I did not allege it happened to an American.
Want some data?
"For the first time, a federal judge ordered the release yesterday of detainees from the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay after evaluating and rejecting government allegations that five men were dangerous enemy combatants."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/20/AR2008112001714.html?hpid=topnews
"The importance of the Supreme Court’s decision Thursday in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld far transcends the immediate subject before the Court – military commissions. Among the most important holdings of the Court was its decision that Common Article 3 of the Geneva Convnetions apply to the conflict against al Qaida."
http://gulcfac.typepad.com/georgetown_university_law/2006/06/hamdan_and_the_.html
"the U.S. Supreme Court today, in a 5-4 decision (.pdf), declared Section 7 of the Military Commissions Act of 2006 unconstitutional.
http://www.scotusblog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/06-1195.pdf
I'll kick your peanut ass, anon. Let's go.
"I did not allege it happened to an American."-Troglaman
Your first link:
"A federal judge on Thursday ordered the release of five Algerians held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba"
Algerians are not Americans.
Your second link:
"Common Article 3 of the Geneva Convnetions apply to the conflict against al Qaida."
al Qaida are not Americans.
Your third link:
"The plurality in Hamdi v. Rumsfeld, 542 U. S. 507, 533 (2004) , explained that the Constitution guaranteed an American citizen"
al Qaida (even Boumediene)are STILL not Americans.
You're 0 for 3 Troglaman. Did you misunderstand the assignment?
"Should your country monitor your faxes, emails, telephone calls etc., and be able to put you away without cause? Should your country be able to put you away forever without charging you with a crime?" -Troglaman
"I did not allege it happened to an American."-Troglaman
Your above statement is indeed alleging this happening to Americans. By use of the words "your" and "you". Unless you don't think I'm an American. The below statement shows us that you have no evidence of the above so you must have been just using scare tactics.
Don't you remember? Michelle Obama said "I am so tired of fear and I don't want my girls to live in a country, in a world, based on fear."
How can you let our First Lady down like that Troglaman?
Let's break it down.
Statement #1: Your country is doing bad things to you.
Statement #2: I'm not saying your country did bad things to you.
You contradict yourself.
Oops! Anonymous 11:10am shows me that I left out a quote from Troglaman in my 9:16am post.
For clarification, the quote:
"Should your country monitor your faxes, emails, telephone calls etc., and be able to put you away without cause? Should your country be able to put you away forever without charging you with a crime?" -Troglaman
should be above the "I did not allege..." quote.
Troglaman, please take this into consideration when you start calling me names. Your three swings and misses at links shouldn't deter you from what comes naturally. Thanks pal.
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