Friday, December 19, 2008

DUmmies Enraged Over Choice of Rick Warren to Deliver Invocation

WAAAAH! Why can't we have everything exactly our way? WAAAAH! Barack Obama chose someone to deliver the invocation at his inaugural that we don't like! WAAAH! Even though nobody remembers what is said at the invocation we are going to soil our diapers over this! Yes, the DUmmies are throwing a conniption fit over Obama's choice of Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural next month and it is FUn to see them go over the edge as you can read in this THREAD titled, "Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies toss profanity around over Rick Warren in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Caroline Kennedy could serve as a backup Obama invocator in case Warren is tossed under the bus, is in the [barackets]:


Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.

[Let the F-bombs fly!]

F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]

Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham.

Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]

I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.

[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]

Obama should realize that having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays and others as it would be to fundies if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation. He had a lot of choices that would have been much better than Rick Warren.

[How about the choice of Ben Burch to deliver the invocation? Would that make you happy?]

Well, let's make those fundies happy, and ask him to ask Jeremiah Wright, his long-time pastor, give the invocation. What do you say?

[Actually it is a slap at Rev. Wright that he wasn't chosen but once under the bus, you must STAY there.]

The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed

[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]

We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.

[The Ohio government official who investigated "Joe The Skinhead" has been driven away from her job.]

Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

[Warren still has to betray the Obamassiah twice more to make it thrice before the cock crows.]

I'd love to know his justification for doing these things. Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band. I'd pay to see that.

[Buy your ticket to that event from Ben Burch.]

I cant, for the life of me, understand why he's doing this. Giving this honor to an asshole that supported Prop 8 is... well... abhor able. It just isnt right. And I wannna know WHY.

[You can find the answer at the Brokeback Church.]

Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.

[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]

I make in my pants sometimes.

[And that was the infamous William Rivers Pitt informing us about his pants fouling habit.]

Obama is a Born Again Christian why are you upset?

[He is? Did that happen on the campaign trail?]

The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.

[Including Obama.]

People change. Sen. Robert Byrd is a former member of the Klan. How do you think that process of change worked?

[Not well. And Byrd wasn't just a member. He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard.]

I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred

[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]

This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama's bad f*cking decision. I'm bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!

[Still lancing your boyle?]

12 Comments:

Blogger Bilgeman said...

#39 Democrats Win:

"Obama is giving voice to this person. We thought that after he became president and he no longer had to appeal to the right wing, he would drop their representatives. "

Bzzzzzt! WRONG! Y'all haven't figured it out yet?
It's YOU who he no longer has to appeal to, cuz like...in 2010...where ya gonna go?

Liberals have so thouroughly burned the bridges between their secular dogma and anyone else that they've effectively marooned themselves on Liberals' Island.

They CAN'T leave their Liberal "faith", so they have to sit and wait for someone to come and visit them, and they have to pay the visitors fee for their rescue.

Obama pocketed his...too bad for y'all that he only took you on an excursion to the other side of your SAME island.

That's what happens when you're a "captive market".

But thanks for playing, contestants, and here's a years' supply of Turtle Wax as a consolation prize...

(You'll see Cap'n Obama and the "SS Hope & Change" heave-to offshore in about 2 or 3 years from now for your NEXT excursion.)

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

I think it is rather (surprisingly) pragmatic of Emperor Zero to choose Warren.

After all, he's got a perfect shitstorm waiting for him, no majority in the Senate, and a lot of Dems snarling about the entire Clinton machine being hauled out of mothballs to run the show.

If he can't make some friends, mend some fences and make nice, he's gonna spend 4 years in Hell...

A liberal Prez with no money to spend? No way force his agenda? A neutered Congress that is the worst, most ineffectual pack of morons in history?

I don't think I want that job...

9:03 AM  
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9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I make in my pants sometimes." -DUmmie

And the zombie kid at the fair likes turtles. The line between the two is diminishing. Fast.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama wants to u.n.i.t.e. us all... Can I take a pass? I'd be a tad uncomfortable standing next to a DUmmie. Much needed = a DUmmie Filter.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.

[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]


Heh. Nice.

Warren is gonna rock them on the dais. On the dais, on the dais. He's gonna rock them on the dais.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Maybe teh "gays" should form a union. The whole DUmp has been taken over by union thugs and queers!

5:16 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Skinner ADMIN (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-19-08 02:22 PM
Response to Original message
35. Locking.
And we've just banned the three people who voted no.

kirby
FloridaGrl
cherokeeprogressive

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8006676&mesg_id=8008036

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Beefeater -

I just checked that link you posted and as incredible as it seems, I'm shocked. I knew the MOONBATs in that site were clueless fools, but I had no idea just how vile and hateful they are.

I checked their "rules" and under them those three could be banned but what that means is that free exchange of opinion is that place is an absolute joke. It's go with the groupthink or get "tombstoned".

So much for the First Amendment with the MOONBAT crowd.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Jerome its always been that way in DU-land. If you DARE to say ANYTHING that veers even the slightest from their so called 'Democratic' dogma its an immediate tombstoning for ya for sure

Can't you just feel the love and tolerance?

Now here's some insightful analysis:

"We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead."

and of course this gem:

"F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all. "

Have you EVER seen such in-depth, objective and insightful commentary on a subject in your life? Well short of the MSM I mean?

These twits have the collective brain power of a gnat.

My Golden Retriever Jake just farted and THAT was a more on-target opinion on the state of the world than ANYTHING I've seen come from these mental midgets.

They live in a dream world and PJ's description of them sitting in mom/dads basement getting pizza slid under the door from time to time is probably closer to the truth than any of us really want to believe.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Guys, you don't even have to actually say anything at all to get banned on DU, just voting the wrong way on one of their so-called polls is all it takes, and I mean simply checking the wrong block without any comment whatsoever. This is not the first time it's happened.

I suppose $kammer and his admins think it is sort of a clever troll trap, however the true trolls and moles know much better than to choose wrong in a poll. I hope the deceased were financial contributors!

5:34 PM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

"We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead."

Wow, how did Joe the Plumber get elevated to the rank of Racist so effortlessly?

Is asking about taxes a racist act when the subject of the question is black now?

Oh and I'm sure the aura of hate from Palin rallies was so harrowing on those DUmmies that they had to burn her in effigy and fantasize on national television about her being gang-raped by black people. Bit of lefty, DUmmie love to balance out all that hate, doncher know.

12:51 AM  

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