A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.
posted by PJ-Comix at 4:56 PM
I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being who materializes once every 5000 years in a Las Vegas hotel suite. My greatest goal in my eternal life is to spend 6 months on a small tropical island with Mary Matalin doing nothing but pitching a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) deal with her. If you happen to be Mary Matalin, please contact me at: pjcomix@gmail.com. If you are anybody else, you can contact me there too. Remember, if you are a book publisher, please feel free to embarrass me with an extravagant book advance.
6 Comments:
The syphlitic Piss-Stream-Media (PSM) have their noses shoved so far up ol' JugEars ass, if he take another turn towards the middle, the brown part will snap off.
You may not be old enough to remember Jimmah 'Malaise' Cahtah, but his sycophantic sucking up to every piece of crap with a hard line and some suicide bombers is still fresh in my mind.
Obama is the second coming of Carter. The worst President in the history of the country.
Our... No. THE press has hooked onto this inexperienced piece of dung like flies, in hope that he will vindicate them, make them relevant, and keep the gallons of liquid shit flowing for their children.
Well. The silent majority may not be dancing around, having their legs tingled, and orgasming over his every word...
For me? I wouldn't give the man the steam off my piss if it kept his ass from freezing to the noses of the PSM.
...And I'm not going to vote for him, either.
Sorry. Bad day. Serious case of the grumps.
Still don't like Obama, though.
I'd vote for you, Anon 1:50... if you promise not to beat me up.
Seriously, excellent rant. We all have those days.
Never, NEVER strike a lady...
Come on, Anon 1:50, tell us how you really feel.
Wow, I liked it.
I wonder what troggy would have to say?
That would be pure comedy.
Skul
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